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Wards On Wheels

Married and living life on the road in a 224 square foot toy hauler with two dogs and a motorcycle!

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    Episode 75: East Bound & Down

    We're on the road! Come hang out with us for a short update.

  2. 73

    Episode 74: Origami Genitals & Border Patrol

    WE'RE ON THE ROAD. Today we covered 300 miles and are back in TX.

  3. 72

    Episode 73: We're LIVE!

    Check out my Facebook page to see this week's LIVE interactive podcast! Search Morgan Ward.

  4. 71

    1000 Ways to Have Sangria

    Join is for a lovely little Sunday ramble about our early morning desert breakfast and a top 10 review of Spike TV's 1000 ways to die.

  5. 70

    An Atltl & Some Caribou Dung (plus, find put our next destination)

    We're heading out in 3 weeks! Check out our YouTube for videos of our adventures.

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  7. 68

    Episode 69 (nice): Crowlers & Cloned Threesomes

    Enjoy the soothing sounds of our neighborhood in New Mexico. Dogs barking, buzzed hosts, dog chains. We talk guns, booze, and menage a trois.

  8. 67

    Episode 68: Chicken Wings & a Cow Hide

    Sorry we're late! We took a rest day Sunday and some of you let us know about it. We have decided to stay in NM for 3 more weeks. Stay tuned for the next big adventure ✨

  9. 66

    Episode 67: Pit-toks & Pineapple Coleslaw

    Good Morrow! Happy Sunday Funday to you all! It's a short one with poor sound quality because we're tired and we're social all weekend. Check out our YouTube (Wards on Wheels) and donate to our beer fund on Venmo to support our next road trip @wardsonwheels

  10. 65

    Episode 66: A Tale From Two States

    We have a very special guest on our podcast today!

  11. 64

    Episode 65: A Russet Potato Tat & Doomsday Prepping

    Today we have a special New England guest! Charlie & John grew up together and we discuss politics, food, and Doomsday Prep. Enjoy!

  12. 63

    Episode 64: Conspiracy Theories & Wild Game

    Happy Sunday! We're covering some conspiracy theories today, as well as the usual rambling and too many F words.

  13. 62

    Episode 63: We're Leaving; A Masturbation Episode

    Today we talk about why we left the KOA we had planned to stay at until April. Hold on to your seats! It's a WILD one.

  14. 61

    Episode 62: Predator vs. Corn Dip

    A shorter one this week! Not much happening on the ranch. We have 10 weeks left New Mexico and we are savoring every moment.

  15. 60

    A Lame Boner & Cigar Sickness

    It's Charlie's 35th Birthday so we rented a shipping container in the desert. Come listen to us rant about weight loss scams and cloaked men in the desert.

  16. 59

    Millenial Stereotypes & Peeing in the Pool

    Happy Sunday! Today, like always, we cover an array of topics from shallow to deep. We discuss stereotypes, Peeing in the shower, and is Arthur from PBS actually a mouse?

  17. 58

    Big Daddy Ross & a Smiolent Ending

    Enjoy this week's rambling as we dive into several topics including Dr. QUINN medicine woman and talking about spending the night in the woods, alone!

  18. 57

    Obsurd Existentialism & How to Build a Fire

    HAPPY NEW YEAR! We find ourselves pondering the actual impact of social media on our well-being and what it means to unplug.

  19. 56

    Twisted Antifreeze & A Wastewater Plant

    Merry Christmas! We are enjoying the warm weather in NM but missing the frosty sunrises of Maine. Join us for some rambling!

  20. 55

    The Ward's Get Fingered & a Pre-Christmas Ramble

    We're a little late on uploading today. As always we hope you enjoy. We love having you.

  21. 54

    14 Peaks & A Titty Bar Fight

    Just another week in Cruces! Join us for s)a conversation about Netflix docs and updates on the RV and what we did this weekend!

  22. 53

    Cringe Words & 34th Birthday

    We're hoping this episode will make you moist. But really, we name the top 12 most cringe-worthy words among other random ramblings.

  23. 52

    A Burger King Thanksgiving & Perpetual Dark Times

    No specific topic for today, just two people talking through life's nonsense. It does get a little dark for a few minutes but hang in there, we're still somewhat entertaining.

  24. 51

    A Vaxxer & Anti-vaxxer Walk Into a Hooter's

    You don't want to miss this one!! Talking vaccines, Rittenhouse and NM hikes.

  25. 50

    Craft Beer & A Holiday Plant Penis

    We totally had the giggles during this recording. It must be all the craft beer and sunshine we have been getting the last few weekends. 5 weeks down, 21 to go!

  26. 49

    Organic Human Centipede & Another 3 Months in New Mexico

    Hey! Hi! Hello! We'll be staying in NM until April and we're so pumped. We also talk creepy movies and politics. Enjoy!

  27. 48

    Day of the Dead & A Bowling Alley Massacre

    Three weeks down at this new assignment in Las Cruces and it's Halloween weekend! We talked about some local folklore and a local murder that happened right down the road from us 30 years ago.

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    Spicy Drug Dealers & A Halloween Shat

    Happy Sunday! Enjoy the easy listening of poop stories, drug dealer stories and listening to my very poor Spanish. It's week 2 in New Mexico and we're feeling spicy.

  29. 46

    A Weekend Hike and Life Update

    Buenos Dias! A quick life update and a recap of our Saturday hike. Short and sweet!!

  30. 45

    How Long is your..... Q&A?

    It's a good old fashioned q&a with questions taken from Facebook and Instagram. We address questions such as "Are you ever coming back to Maine?". We also give you a little insight into our travel plan.

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    Psychedelics & Facebook Woes

    This is a two part episode as we felt compelled to record on two separate occasions.

  32. 43

    Pinedale Bar Farts & Murder Mysteries

    We're back! Today we're on our way back to Rock Springs from Pinedale and are passing the driving time by talking about our weekend.

  33. 42

    The Tits of Enlightenment & Gun Talk

    WE'RE BACK. We took a brief hiatus because we had a lot going on but now we are here to talk about weird adventures, missing people, being braless at Applebee's, and much more!

  34. 41

    Vaccine Ethics & Masturbation Calories

    HAPPY 40TH EPISODE!! We have officially carried this podcast to full term. This episode gets....heavy. We spend the first 15 minutes arguing about the Appalachian Trail, talk about vaccine ethics, and end by seeing how many calories you burn while masturbating.

  35. 40

    An Olympic Sky-nami & A Hollow Man Joke

    HAPPY 40TH EPISODE! 🎉🎉🎉 We've officially carried this Podcast to full term 😅. Thank you to all who have stayed with us the last 9 months 👶👶 to witness the buzzed ramblings of two Mainers WAY out of their element but having a good time regardless.

  36. 39

    Goulash 101 & Some Busy Cheeks

    We have been in Wyoming for 6 weeks and we may be going a little nutty! We talk about Charlie's new RV cookbook that he has been working on; we may have to tweak the title. Come have some laughs with us this week!

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    Defending Applebee's & A Pilot Butte

    This week we are a bit more motivated to chat about our recent adventures. We both feel Wyoming had been kicking our "Buttes". From poison ivy, to two sprained ankles, and getting attacked by an older woman at the pool, you never know what will happen on the road!

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    A Boring Week with a Nap Finale

    Not much is happening in the big state of Wyoming. We're settled and taking advantage of all this new location has to offer! Come lay in bed with us and prepare to take a nap!!

  39. 36

    An Ancient Lake & A Bonneville Bickering

    Happy 4th of July!! We're in Utah for the weekend and made a day trip to the Bonneville Salt Flats AND Nevada! Join us for the car ride!!

  40. 35

    A Squirrel Launcher & A Mystery Guest

    Today's episode is a short one! We are still settling in to Rock Springs and currently have a guest staying with us!

  41. 34

    Square Holes & Rastafarians

    One week down in Wyoming and we are loving the vibe. There are tattoo shops, liquor stores, and despite the 100 degree weather, we are settling in!!

  42. 33

    Devil's Tower & Mount Rushmore

    We made it to our final destination for the next 16 weeks! Our travels this week have been EPIC to say the least. High elevation, winding roads, and a good test of our engine power and brakes. We are super stoked to invite all that the Green River area has to offer!!

  43. 32

    Minnesota Facts & Ninja Turtles

    This week we are traveling from Oelwein, Iowa to Rock Springs, Wyoming where we will be until October. First stop, Minnesota! When we talk to you next we will hopefully have seen Mt. RUSHMORE and DEVIL'S TOWER on our way to our final parking spot.

  44. 31

    Memorial Day 🇺🇸

    This week we recorded a video version of our podcast! You can find it on our Patreon, and for just $5.00 per month (the price of ONE coffee) you can also gain access to double the YouTube videos and extra content of us traveling the USA. Help us fund our drinking habit! Venmo - @Morgan-Ward-87 PayPal - morg.elisabeth ([email protected]) Patreon - www.patreon.com/wardsonwheels

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    Episode 30

    It's our 30th Episode! We made a list of 30 things we have learned since traveling and living in a toy hauler for the last 8 months. We're onto Wyoming in 2 weeks and plan to make a lot more memories on the way. Donate to our beer fund Venmo - Morgan-Ward-87 PayPal - morg.elisabeth Find us on Patreon www.patreon.com/wardsonwheels

  46. 29

    We're Getting a Visitor!

    We blow through a variety of topics today - we also repeat some stories from previous podcasts. We also talk a little about our visitor who is driving all the way from Maine! As usual, rambling on, drinking a beer (or 3), and having some fun!

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    Antique Archeology & A Three Inch Gooch

    Sitting by Oelwein Lake in Iowa, talking about taints, Jim Carrey, and armored trucks. It's just as strange as it sounds, and we're barely half a beer in to the discussion. Join us!

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    Vegan Hitman Onlyfans

    Just another Sunday of random rambling in Iowa. We always have the best time sitting and chatting about absolutely nothing.

  49. 26

    Jolly Rancher Teeth & Catching up with our favorite Mainers

    Fancy a FaceTime call with our favorite Mainers?! This week is a shorty but a goody.

  50. 25

    Bears, masturbation and Bruce Willis.

    Happy 4/20! This is one of our best podcasts yet.

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Married and living life on the road in a 224 square foot toy hauler with two dogs and a motorcycle!

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