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Warped
by Warped: The Unnecessary Star Trek Podcast
On this show, join Matt, Shawn, and friends as they make their way through every Star Trek episode ever aired - IN ORDER - and listen to a unique audio commentary track that can be enjoyed alongside your favorite (and least favorite) episodes. We will graciously count down the start of each episode. This way, you can watch along with us at home on your TV or other streaming device. Never before has it been so easy to faithfully simulate real world time-wasting with your friends while enjoying a cold beverage of your choice! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Episode 257 - Chain of Command Part 1
This week we got guest star Ronny Cox...RONNY COX!!!!!!!! We also get a nice cliff hanger and for once it's Jen-Luc that's in trouble. Join as we have made it to one of the best episodes ever, or at least the episode that leads into one of the best episodes. Next episode will be the more…
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Episode 256 - The Quality of Life
On this weeks episode we learn once again that it is a terrible idea to keep an, essentially, all powerful Artificial Intelligence on board a spaceship. Well most people think this, not Shawn, we all know he's on board with A.I. taking over. well until out benevolent robot overlords take over…
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Episode 255 - A Fistfull of Datas
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...Nothing but professionalism here. anyways this week another romp in the holodeck, no not the Riker type of romp, Worf and Alexander. play cowboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 254 - Rascals
STAR TREK BABIES!!!!!!! The day has finally come. We learn what Jean-Luc looked like as a 10 year old. We learn about bad southern accents and its the return of America's favorite game. Enjoy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 253 - True Q
Q!!!! You love him, we love him. The great John Delancey is back on this week's Warped. Other topics include, The perfection that is The Sound of Music, the career of Olivia d'Abo and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 252 - Schisms
If you ever wondered, "For a show with so many aliens why aren't the crew of the Enterprise probed more?" Look no further than this week's episode. You get all the probin' fun you can handle. Aside from that Shawn brings a new game to the crew and we belatedly celebrate 250 episodes. Hosted on...
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Episode 251 - Relics
On this weeks Warped, we welcome back an old favorite(I won't spoil it but he's everyone's favorite alcoholic, sex worker killer from TOS). On the agenda this week is how quick do people get tired of old people, The great career of Martin Short and we play another round of everyone's new favorite...
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Episode 250 - Man of the People
It's our Semiquincentennial episode and it's a doozy. As we plow into season 6 we come upon the worst rated episode this season so it's nice to get it out of the way early. Aside from the usual banter, Shawn brings a new game to the crew. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 61 - Spock's Brain (Bonus Commentary)
Hipsters Unite! Fancy Feast for some! McDonald's for others! My friends, set down your hatchets. We rise together to watch the best brain-related episode of Star Trek from Season 2. And it's not even IN season 2. Amazing! No need to get posh, though... kitty wants Taco Bell! Hosted on Acast. See...
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Episode 62 - The Enterprise Incident (Bonus Commentary)
Cheez-Its. Mommy Porn. Cheez-Its. Mommy Porn. 50 Shades of Phat Money. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 249 - Realm of Fear
On today's Warped, our favorite weirdo is back, IT'S LT BARCLAY TIME!!!!!!! The crew is jazzed because they finally see themselves on the screen. In this episode Barclay hates the transporter and the crew....agrees f... that s...! Anyways as we wade thru the awkwardness that is the Lt drinking...
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Episode 60 - The Cat From Outer Space (Part 2) (Bonus Commentary)
If black widow spiders feed on the remnants of your Three Cheese Pizza Stuffed Buttery Jack Gorditas while you fall asleep podcasting, and then they bite you, what superpower would you gain? A) The ability to weave together disparate pop culture ingredients to create a wonderful cacophony of…
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Episode 59 - The Cat From Outer Space (Part 1) (Bonus Commentary)
Scheduling note: We are currently back on the ranch laying down some sick commentaries for your ears. Once we have bamcked a few we will get back to a once a week format, until then we will be on an every other week schedule. so this week enjoy some more bonus content INTERSTELLAR-POL RED NOTICE....
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Episode 248 - Time's Arrow Part 2
I know we say this a lot, but we're back. Look it's hard out there for podcaster, especially one's that don't make any money. We don't do it for the money, but we do have to have other jobs so there you go. Anyways we are back and hopefully we will be more productive this year. It's a new year…
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Episode 58 - Assignment: Earth (Bonus Commentary)
Beep. It's getting Fast and Furious up in this Warped podcast bay. This time the crew roll up their sleeves and talk shop about the ol' rust bucket. Beep beep. Jacob demonstrates his marketing genius BEEP!! WARNING alligators detected--beep beepBBEeeEEPPPPP!!!! Hosted on Acast. See...
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Episode 57 - Bread and Circuses (Bonus Commentary)
This week, the Warped crew have a conversation about some bad people doing bad things. We talk about Michael Jackson, R. Kelly, sexual abuse and similar adult topics, and grappling with these realities as every day human beings. If any of this is triggering to you, feel free to skip to our next...
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Episode 55 - The Omega Glory (Bonus Commentary)
Hey, Becky just told me that someone called the cops on this house party. So we got about 10 minutes max before we gotta jet. Meanwhile, let's get back to Sports talk. Jocks and nerds. Instant pot and deep fryer. Wookie dick and spotted dick. Fannies are lady parts and consent before compliments....
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Episode 54 - By Any Other Name (Bonus Commentary)
What's up! It's Sports talk. Grab a beer and a coozy, brah. If you're looking for the nerds, hit up the next episode. But yo, we're gonna talk about nipples and cocks if you wanna hang. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 52 - Return to Tomorrow (Bonus Commentary)
And that kids, is how Uncle Spock got his pointy ears. Good night now. Sweet dreams! Shhh... **tuck** **kiss** **closes door** **pours stiff Romulan ale** **sits down** Now, for a little adult-oriented "wheeeee" time. Put on some headphones and join us, as the Warped crew sneak in some bawdy…
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Episode 51 - A Private Little War (Bonus Commentary)
Greeting Warpies Just a heads up on what to expect for the fearless drew of the NCC-0420 Starship Warped. The rest of the year will be filled with more Bonus Commentary episodes (If you like what you hear go to www.patreon.com/warped and become a patron for only $5 a month and get access to all…
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Episode 50 - The Immunity Syndrome (Bonus Commentary)
Brother against brother and sister. Lines are drawn in the sand as the Warped crew take up their bat'leths. Which side will you fight for in the Battle Over "Blind Side," the much loved Oscar-nominated movie with Sandy Bullock. Where does your heart lie in the March on Maroon 5? Find out with us!...
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Episode 49 - A Piece of the Action (Bonus Commentary)
Stardate 2376.7 - Was it New Year's when we recorded this? Most likely, captain. Was this supposed to be released Feb 1? Insufficient data.. captain. This time around, strong opinions are bandied about Jack Black. Time. Saints and sinners. Snake... massage. The crew wonders, "Are we hot?" Maybe...
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Episode 48 - The Gamesters of Triskelion (Bonus Commentary)
The Warped crew start to get comfortable with one another, sharing family planning advice that they've learned from their parents, how they make it through Jacob's call for silence (which may be stressful for some?), and showing off some icky-but-cool pictures from the interwebs. They also…
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Episode 47 - The Trouble with Tribbles (Bonus Commentary)
In one of our longest bonus episodes ever, we take some time to recover from a snack-induced lethargy. We're inspired to talk about Warped merchandise, celebrate a new patron, and chat about some of the bits that landed in the Warped graveyard. We dish on some local scandals, spill the beans on…
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Episode 45 - Obsession (Bonus Commentary)
The crew does some on-boarding and updating for one of our favorite special guests. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 44 - The Deadly Years (Bonus Commentary)
As we enter the back half of "The Original Series", the crew recounts their experience with the movie, Memento, catches up with Guy Pearce, and gives some insight into our episode prep while working on some bits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 43 - Friday's Child (Bonus Commentary)
The crew talks about some new segments and acknowledgements. We put out a request for an intern to help with us out with our tech. We talk about the reason we discourage people from watching from the beginning, and we get some positive feedback about our clip shows. Hosted on Acast. See...
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Episode 42 - Journey to Babel (Bonus Commentary)
This episode's bonus content features book chat about literature that tempts and titillates. Erin and Philippe repair their straining marriage and our listenership drops dramatically as a result. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 41 - Metamorphosis (Bonus Commentary)
We kick things off on this bonus commentary with a Venom retrospective. We talk about movie scenes that redeem otherwise terrible flicks, and we have what is probably the dumbest interaction ever while trying to riff off the episode title. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 40 - I, Mudd (Bonus Commentary)
While getting warmed up for Warped After Dark, we briefly chat about George Michael, Gymkata, mouse pads, cats, cat mouse pads, and cat DJ's with pizza. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 38 - The Doomsday Machine (Bonus Commentary)
It's all about Bugles and Taco Bell here on Warped. Keeping things upscale and fancy like we do. Finally, you can listen to the great taco saga as it unfolds Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 39 - Catspaw (Bonus Commentary)
This bonus clip shows how we came up with the permanent Special Guest Star credit for Erin. We also chat about Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Chris Hemsworth, cute Chidi from The Good Place, and the not-so-cute visitors at Dollywood. Matt unleashes his wrath upon the microphone stand in Warped...
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Episode 37 - The Apple (Bonus Commentary)
Various topics, such as Frasier, LEGO DC Villains, local weather, and car accidents, all lead us into a discussion about our most loyal listeners. Also featured: some Real World and Road Rules chat. True Story! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 35 - The Changeling (Bonus Content)
This bonus commentary passes through West Virginia on its way to some solid True Crime recommendations, the Good Place, our famous clip show episodes, and Ken Burns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 247 - Galaxy Quest (Part 2)
If you missed the last episode go back and listen to part1 before you listen to the stunning conclusion. Man is it hard to watch movies we like, heavy Chris Farley Show vibes if you get the reference. But we manage to have a few conversations beyond "This part is great""Wasn't that part great"....
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Episode 34 - Who Mourns for Adonais? (Bonus Commentary)
We join the crew as they are discussing pretentious Star Trek titles. We chat about Tab Hunter, Jim Nabors, and other closeted actors of the 50's and 60's. Before we officially did it as a recommendations segment, we dive into the documentaries and podcasts that we love. Also, Matt thinks we all...
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Episode 246 - Galaxy Quest (Part 1)
It's that time again, where we give ourselves a break form watching Star Trek and watch a BONUS MOVIE. Of course this time we watch a movie that's basically Star Trek. That's right it's Galaxy Quest time!!!!! We love this movie so you know what that means, lots of this part is awesome talk. We…
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Episode 33 - Amok Time (Bonus Commentary)
Matt breaks down his experience with the High School Boy simulator known as Persona 5. Mary Poppins takes a dark turn, particularly in the lung area. There's bonus material INCEPTION as we talk about bonus material. STD Wheel of Fortune gets retired. Take a peek under the hood as we try to rein…
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Episode 245 - Time's Arrow Part 1
This week Star Trek takes Huey Lewis to heart. "They gotta get back in time" Although we love the timey wimey stuff, it gives Erin a headache. Of course we couldn't get by without talking about the crankiest, slimiest old man...Mark Twain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 30 - Invasion of the Body Snatchers (Part 2) (Bonus Commentary)
Warped is in a slow down at the moment, so we will be coming out with new episodes every other week for a while. Alternate weeks will continue with unlocking bonus content from the patreon. Hope you enjoy and stay tuned to next week with the finale of season 5 Over 25 minutes of bonus podcast…
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Episode 244 - The Inner Light
As reach the end of season 5, we come upon what some claim to be the greatest episode of Star Next TNG. However Shawn has some problems with the aliens form the episode's plan (I mean seriously how important is your freaking society). But I digress, it's a great story and Patrick Stewart is...
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Episode 29 - Invasion of the Body Snatchers (Part 1) (Bonus Commentary)
Hello listeners, just a heads up new episodes will be back starting next week. Until then enjoy the last of the patreon bonus commentary. Remember for more of this please become a patron at www.patreon.com/warped Take a deep look behind the scenes of Warped as we take a hard look inward in an...
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Episode 28 - Operation: Annihilate! (Bonus Commentary)
The crew gabs about Batman Returns, the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and the various incarnations of Superman. Plus! We play the traditional game of STD Hangman. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 27 - The City on the Edge of Forever (Bonus Commentary)
This week's bonus commentary features discussion about toxic fandom, developing one's taste for children's cinema, and an intimate exploration of Hayley Mills. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 24 - The Devil in the Dark (Bonus Commentary)
Today's Patron-only commentary contains over 18 minutes of conspiracy theories. What a value! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 23 - This Side of Paradise (Bonus Commentary)
This week's Patron commentary gets a little wild as we discuss the meaning and implications of the phrase, "Open the kimono." Not gonna lie, we go into a pretty deep Frasier hole on this one. The Frasier talk is definitely too hot for our regular show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
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Episode 22 - A Taste of Armageddon (Bonus Commentary)
While the crew is on vacay, we thought we'd have some fun. We will be releasing some bonus commentary every week. These are the things you get when you become a patron our our patreon Today's bonus commentary features the inaugural round of a brand-new game that's infecting the nation: STD Wheel…
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Episode 243 - The Next Phase
Are you afraid of G-g-g-g-hosts??? How about OUT OF PHASE PEOPLE. spoooooky ANYWAYS i think Star Trek wanted to tell a ghost story without killing anybody and they basically succeed. It's nice to know that Standard Ghost Rules (or SGR "patent pending") still work on out of phase people. They can...
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Episode 242 - I Borg
Finally the crew gets wise and lets our benevolent robot overlords take over the show. But even more important than that, this episode is the return of crew member Minwin. He sure picks a good one too, as we are watching I, Borg today. Empathy for the Borg you got to be kidding me. Hosted on…
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Episode 241 - Imaginary Friend
This week, we got us an old fashioned energized cloud. This time in the form of a mean little girl. The episode isn't great so we trail off into conversations about the crews lack of imagination. I mean no one had an imaginary friend. Phillipe tried but found it too much work. Also, we ask the...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
On this show, join Matt, Shawn, and friends as they make their way through every Star Trek episode ever aired - IN ORDER - and listen to a unique audio commentary track that can be enjoyed alongside your favorite (and least favorite) episodes.
We will graciously count down the start of each episode. This way, you can watch along with us at home on your TV or other streaming device. Never before has it been so easy to faithfully simulate real world time-wasting with your friends while enjoying a cold beverage of your choice!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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On this show, join Matt, Shawn, and friends as they make their way through every Star Trek episode ever aired - IN ORDER - and listen to a unique audio commentary track that can be enjoyed alongside your favorite (and least favorite) episodes. We will graciously count down the start of each...
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