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Was I Drunk?
by The Salted Peanuts
A podcast for the refined pretentious prick who waxes poetic at parties when they’ve had more than one Smirnoff Ice. Was I Drunk will take one weekly cocktail, one serious topic and one ”fun” topic, throw them into a blender and see how it tastes...
Episodes
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Was I Drunk Episode 39: Just the Tip or Dine and Dip?
The drink is NOTHING...he made nothing...he just talked about "smash" type cocktails ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Nothing ------------------------------------------------------------------------ We discuss, with limited interruptions, tipping culture in...
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Was I Drunk Episode 35: Passing Contributions & Fancy Resolutions.
The drink is a Jenkins Original...the Failed Resolution. We discuss the past year and all the things we accomplished, or did not accomplish and then jump into what we hope to do in the new year. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Failed Resolution 1 1/2 oz...
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Was I Drunk Episode 34: Crooked CEOs & Twitter Woes
The drink is the Egg Nog. A bio tech CEO gets held accountable, baby mommas behind bars, obsolete jobs and Austin gets a Cobbler to mend his shoes our sponsor this week (49:35) Deck the Balls promises Bling for your Thing and Twitter implodes....
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Was I Drunk Episode 33: Sides Nirvana & Thanksgiving Drama
The drink is the Gobbler. A gay nightclub shooting just in time to ruin the holidays, our favorite and least favorite Thanksgiving foods and our favorite Florida man gets some bad news. After a special holiday themed edition of the "Newlyfriends Game" we dish on our trashiest stories from...
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Was I Drunk Episode 32: Swiftie Bros & GMO Hoes
The drink is a Fall Margarita. Daryl Brooks, the Christmas parade madman, is sentenced after a spirited defense by his attorney...Daryl Brooks, Taylor Swift dominates the billboard top 10, and Peloton gets a death threat from my toddler. Our sponsor this week is Lift, the only ride share service...
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Was I Drunk Episode 31: ”Weird” Als & Romantic Pals
The drink is a Horses Neck. We talk all things "Weird" when we discuss Weird Al's new pseudo biopic, Elon Musk really screws up Twitter with his blue check fiasco, Clarence Thomas is a traitor on Trump Indictment watch, there are some real strong strong opinions on Daylight savings time, a…
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Was I Drunk Episode 30: Sausage Riot & Quitting Quiet
The drink is a Cranberry Apple Margarita. Trumpers holds a micro sized rally in DC, The Choo Choo trains get stopped all up due to a strike, Captain Kirk is underwhelmed by space and the "Right Stuff" conservative themed dating app is a total sausage party. After a break for Trump indictment…
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Was I Drunk Episode 29: Spooky Shtick & Ghostly Dick
The drink is a Gourds Galore. In this all spooky Halloween edition of Was I Drunk we explore all things spooktacuar. From the Romanticization of Serial Killers, Corn Mazes and trumped up Halloween scares all the way to whether apparitions are real and ghost penis. Oh and in the middle there we…
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Was I Drunk Episode 28: Kanyes Chutzpah & Biden’s Ganja
The drink is a Hanky Panky. Putin is making more threats of nuclear annihilation, Hershel Walker doesn't pull out and Kanye West is going "Death Con 3" on the Jewish people. After a brief word from this weeks sponsor "Wayne's Mane" we dive into Biden's pardons for Marijuana....
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Was I Drunk Episode 27: Electric Model T’s & Simulated Realities
The drink is a Mimosa. The apéritif topics include a brief diversion on Rick and Morty Season 6, where exactly is the geographic center of the US, what qualifies as the midwest United States, Ford's new electric vehicle conversion kits for older vehicles and whether that "ruins" a classic car.…
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Was I Drunk Episode 26: Mein Tinders & Jihading Dinners
The drink is The White Russian. The apéritif topics the discussion over starting Sex Ed in Kindergarten, a right wing dating app that's sure to be a success and a local who likes to exercise his freedom of idiocracy. Then we launch into Trump Indictment Watch and a Florida man is going to jail...
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Was I Drunk Episode 25: Public Glans & Helping Hands
The drink is The Manhattan. The apéritif topics are all over the board this week but include racist LOTR fans, Mission Impossible (another Artemis scrubbed launch), 2022 midterms, Jenkins read about some old water in Canada, Smokey the Bear has brand spanking new cum gutters and a porn shop in...
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Was I Drunk Episode 24: Nine Elevens & Queenie Heavens
The drink is The Old Pal. The apéritif topics include Kevin Smith's upcoming Clerks III, 9/11 9/11 and more Russian blunders in Ukraine. Then we launch into Trump Indictment Watch and a Florida cop is allowed to resign after sexually assaulting a teenager. After after a message from our sponsor...
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Was I Drunk Episode 23: Barefaced Beauties & Sustainable Goodies
The drink is a "classic" Martini. The apéritif topics include returning to the moon with Artemis I, a no make up Miss Universe contestant and technology modifying our species. Then we launch into Trump Indictment Watch and a Florida man bites and chokes a relative over a toaster oven. After after…
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Was I Drunk Episode 22: Chonky Monkeys & Electoral Flonkies
The drink is a Whiskey Sour. The apéritif topics include feeding and overfeeding of stray animals, population control and recycling nonsense. Then we launch into our new segment, Trump Indictment Watch and a racist Florida man tries to do racist shit to a black kung fu master and gets what's…
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Was I Drunk Episode 21: Patriotic Traitors & Milestone Haters
The drink is The French 75. The apéritif topics include the raiding and fallout of Mar-a-Lago, the "Patriotic" Traitors who are undermining our democracy, religion in our government. A nude Florida man tries to rob a man and then after a message from our sponsor "The Letter C" we discuss whether…
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Was I Drunk Episode 20: Ad Review Spectacular Extravaganza
::Updated:: Episode volume and balance have been updated.The drink is a frozen tequila sunrise margarita and the topic is...NONE. For our 20th episode we are doing the laziest thing possible, a clip show. But this isn't any ordinary BORING clip show, this is a review of all our fictitious ads…
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Was I Drunk Episode 19: Natural Disasters & Nicotine Masters
The drink is The Paloma. The apéritif topics are flooding in Kentucky, the Star Trek Legend Nichelle Nichols passes away, treating for pests and all those effects, and the Florida gets a DUI inside of a Walmart. After a message from our sponsor "Our Pillow" we discuss the addictive qualities of...
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Was I Drunk Episode 18: Mulching Madness & Loan Sadness
The drink is a Whiskeythyme. The apéritif topics are a heatwave in the UK, a deep dive down the mulch rabbit hole, how dark can Batman get and the Florida man finds a lizard in his commode. After a message from our sponsor "Touch Mobile" we discuss the controversial world of student loans, loan...
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Was I Drunk Episode 17: Doordashing Dick & Regional Schtick
The drink is a Jenkins Exclusive, the Jamaican Funk. The apéritif topic is all about Jeff Bezos's new super yacht, Austin being propositioned while delivering food and Armie Hammer's new job as well as an appearance from Spiderman in Florida. After a message from our sponsor "Truly Patriot News"…
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Was I Drunk Episode 16: Terminology Plights & Departing Rights
The drink is the Margarita, the apéritif topic includes is all about the Mexican Pizza and Austin's insensitive language, taxidermy and a story about a Florida Man. After a message from our sponsor "Chris's Back Alley Closet Supply" we discuss the recent Supreme Court decision to over turn Roe V....
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Was I Drunk Episode 15: Explosive Thrills & Patriotic Shills
The drink is the Americano, the apéritif topic includes is all about America's Birthday with fireworks, cookouts and all the red white and blue bullshit you can shake a stick at. After a message from our sponsor "Patrick Henry's Plantation Ale" we move on to our opinions on nationalism, jingoism...
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Was I Drunk Episode 14: Lesbian Toons & Apocalypse Soon
The drink is a Moscow Mule, the apéritif topic includes Disney diversity, the niceness of Jimmy Carter and we bitch about Boebert. After a message from our sponsor "Crud" we move on to the impending collapse of the global economy and the end of all human civilization......
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Was I Drunk ”Last Call” Episode 13: Dog Daddies and Voting Baddies
The drink Beer, in this episode we are experimenting, so be understanding of the audio quality please. We talk about how people get VERY invested in their animals, double-decker airplane seating, geriatric capabilities and voting the lesser of two evils...
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Was I Drunk Episode 12: Gig Swindlers & Animal Particulars
The drink is a La Rosita, the apéritif topic includes how the gig economy screws the worker, Austin contemplations on getting an e-Bike and we discover how much Wayne and Jaime hate the environment. After a message from our sponsor Lesserhelp.com we move on to Animal Fun Facts and watch Jaime…
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Was I Drunk Episode 11: Pride Panderers & Comedic Cancelers
The drink is a Grog, the free range topics include the Amber Heard/Johnny Depp trial, a Salted Peanuts Kink Roundup and corporate pandering to the LGBTQ+ and Black Communities. Our more structured topic this evening is when it's ok, or is it ever ok, to be offensive in the name of comedy....
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Was I Drunk Episode 10: Trucker Woes & Gamer Bros
The drink is a Mai Tai, the free range topics include no bake blowjobs, Dr. Strange throwing gang signs and Truckers high on speed. Our more structured topic this evening is toxicity in gaming and how it is affecting the gaming culture as a whole....
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Was I Drunk Episode 9: Overzealous Carnie & Advocacy Safari
The drink is Mint Julep, after trying something new this week with a free form discussion our structured topic is about advocating for minority groups that you aren't a part of and how/what that should look like. Don't forget to check out this week's sponsor, Daddystool, no no I mean...
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Was I Drunk Episode 8: Conspiracy Coo Coos & Conspiracy Wackadoos
The drink is Scorpion Punch, the subject is fun and not so fun conspiracy theories that have taken the net by storm. Don't forget to visit our fictitious sponsor, scamps.com, and use the promo code "orphan" for 15% off your first delivery....
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Was I Drunk Episode 7: Motorcycle Maniacs and Nega Brainiacs
WARNING: There are a few audio issues with Shawn's track, we were unable to correct it in post. Please bear with us this week.The drink is an Apple Jack, the subjects are the Austin's irrationally unhinged feelings about motorcyclists and the modern anti-science movement....
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Was I Drunk Episode 6: Hogwarts Retcons and Meta Ex-Cons
The drink is an Earl Grey MarTEAni, the subjects are the craziest things JK Rowling has said and assault in the digital domain. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Earl Grey MarTEAni 1 1/2 oz Earl grey infused gin*3/4 oz lemon juice1 oz simple syrup1...
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Was I Drunk Episode 5: Sequel Guarantees and Pandemic DiVincis
The drink is a The Last Word, the subject is the Hollywood's never-ending parade of sequels. We also take a look at pandemic projects and see what we picked up, and dropped, during the pandemic. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Last Word 1 oz lime…
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Was I Drunk Episode 4: Critical Race Hysteria and the Unfriendly Ghost
The drink is a Melon Ball, the subject is the manufactured controversy surrounding Critical Race Theory. We also take a look at the practice of "Ghosting" and the humane ending of relationships. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Melon Ball 1 oz Midori...
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Was I Drunk Episode 3: Waning Awards and Pugilistic Rewards
The drink is a Sazerac, the subject is awards shows and their relevance, if any, in the modern world. We also take a look at the "slap heard round the world" from this year's Oscars. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sazerac 2 oz rye whiskey1-2...
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Was I Drunk Episode 2: American Might and Applebee’s ”Delight”
The drink is a Boulevardier, the subject is America's place in the world and what role, if any, should we take. We also take a look at Applebee's new concept, garbage to go, and take the train way off the rails. Audio quality is improving so thank you for being patient, episode 3 and on should be...
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Was I Drunk Episode 1 - Credit Scores and Uncles Galore
Some friends get together, have a few drinks, and fall under the impression they know what they are talking about. Current events, culture, entertainment...the sky is the limit.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A podcast for the refined pretentious prick who waxes poetic at parties when they’ve had more than one Smirnoff Ice. Was I Drunk will take one weekly cocktail, one serious topic and one ”fun” topic, throw them into a blender and see how it tastes...
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