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Wasted Wagons
by Patrick Taplin
7 Wagoneers up to no good discussing sports, movies, memorabilia, alcohol, life’s problems, and more.
Episodes
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Wasted Wagons Special: 2026 Saints Season Predictions
The guys are back to break down the Saints' preseason and share our biggest takeaways heading into the year. We also dive into the storylines across the NFL that have us most intrigued heading into kickoff. To wrap it all up, we bring back our second annual Saints season predictions—win totals,...
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Small Craft Advisory: Checkerspot Brewing Bird Is The Word
It’s time for another Small Craft Advisory, and this week we’re heading to Baltimore for a beer that absolutely knocked it out of the park—or should we say, out of Camden Yards? ⚾🍺 We crack open Checkerspot Brewing’s “Bird Is The Word,” a Honey Kölsch inspired by Baltimore’s beloved Orioles and...
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Properly Thicc I EP 75
The NFL season is officially underway, and the guys have plenty to talk about! We kick things off with the Saints’ hard-fought 31-30 overtime loss to the Detroit Lions. New Orleans battled all the way back after falling behind early, but the game was ultimately defined by a controversial…
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Small Craft Advisory: Symbol Brewing Co Stacked
🥞🍺 SMALL CRAFT ADVISORY: STACKED! 🍺🥞 We’re back with another Small Craft Advisory, and this time we’re cracking open Symbol Brewing Company’s “Stacked” — a blueberry pancake porter that had our expectations stacked pretty high from the start! The blueberry and cinnamon aromas are immediately...
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Wasted Wagons Special: 2026 Saints Season Predictions
🏈 Saints 2026 Season Predictions Are Here! It’s that time of year again — the Wasted Wagons annual New Orleans Saints season predictions episode! The preseason is officially in the books, so we kick things off by looking back at what we saw over the past few weeks. Which players impressed us?…
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Small Craft Advisory: Florida Ave Brewing Dead Parrot
The latest episode of Small Craft Advisory is here, and this time we're cracking open Florida Avenue Brewing’s Dead Parrot, a light lager brewed with sea salt and lime! 🍺🍋🟩 This is our second beer from Florida Avenue, and after absolutely loving the first one, expectations were definitely…
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Rabbit Holes I EP 74
We’re back with another episode of the Wasted Wagons Podcast, and this one takes us all over the map! We kick things off with the FIFA World Cup, sharing our thoughts on the tournament as a whole and discussing Spain emerging victorious. Of course, where there’s FIFA, there’s usually some...
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Small Craft Advisory: Busch Light Apple
Trendy? Absolutely. Good? Well...we were just as surprised as you might be. On this edition of Small Craft Advisory, the crew cracks open Busch Light Apple, a beer that came with some pretty low expectations. Instead of the train wreck we were preparing for, we found ourselves saying, "You know...
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Tonic...Tonic...Help Us God I EP 73
The guys are back with another episode full of sports, stories, and plenty of laughs at Patrick's expense. We kick things off with Patrick and Dylan reliving their recent kickball showdown, including Patrick's unforgettable (and expensive) moment on the field that everyone else enjoyed far more...
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Small Craft Advisory: Florida Ave Brewing "You're My Boy, Blue!"
Grab your favorite stack of pancakes, because we’re diving into a total breakfast bomb on this week’s Small Craft Advisory beer review! We are cracked open Florida Ave Brewing Company's legendary You’re My Boy, Blue! blueberry wheat ale—and spoiler alert: it’s an absolute home run from the first...
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The Misiorowski Effect I EP 72
Todd and Patrick finally pay the piper on this week's episode, and the visual payoffs are absolutely legendary. Todd joins the microphones rocking a beautifully detailed Florida Gators face paint job, while Patrick shows off the Vegas Golden Knights flag now permanently flying in front of his...
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Small Craft Advisory: Deep Brewing Sublime Keylime
This week's Small Craft Advisory was a wild one as we went LIVE on TikTok to review Deep Brewing's Sublime Keylime Sour – Berliner Weisse, and let's just say... opinions were anything but unanimous. The big question of the night: How sour is too sour? For Travis, Todd, and Mike, this beer blasted...
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Deux Neuf, McNuggets I EP 71
The fallout has begun... and Patrick isn't exactly looking forward to what's coming after the Avalanche vs. Golden Knights series. We break down everything that happened on the ice, the aftermath of the series, and why Patrick may be hearing about it for a while. From there, we trade hockey…
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Small Craft Advisory: Lost Coast Brewery Blackberry Lager
On this episode, the crew cracks open Lost Coast Brewery's Blackberry Lager, hoping to find another standout fruit beer after a recent blackberry brew left a lasting impression. Unfortunately, this one couldn't quite live up to the hype. From the first pour, the aroma had us optimistic with a...
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Mike And Patrick Drop The Gloves I EP 70
The guys kick off this episode with an unexpectedly serious conversation as Mike opens up about a situation at home involving his oldest son and asks the crew—and listeners—for some honest advice. It's a thoughtful start that quickly reminds everyone why this podcast is more than just laughs. Of...
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Wagons East: Old Ohio & Some Vin Diesel-Looking Dude I EP 69
This week’s episode is a SPECIAL one as Mike, Todd, and Travis hop in the time machine and take a trip back to their college days for an unforgettable recap of a legendary spring break adventure to Panama City Beach, Florida. The guys relive the chaos, questionable decisions, and hilarious…
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Small Craft Advisory: Destihl Brewery Oktoberfest Märzen
Destihl Brewery steps into the spotlight on this episode of Small Craft Advisory as the crew cracks open their Oktoberfest Märzen for review. While there was nothing particularly wrong with this beer, it ultimately left the guys wanting a little more from the experience. The caramel and malt…
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Is It A-chain, Achane, or E-tiene? I EP 68
The NFL Draft is officially in the books, and we’re breaking down everything from the Saints’ picks to the biggest surprises from around the league — including the shocking selection of Ty Simpson by the LA Rams. We discuss what we liked, what confused us, and which teams may have crushed the…
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Small Craft Advisory: Saloon Door Smooth Operator
On this episode of Small Craft Advisory, the crew cracks open another one from Saloon Door Brewing—the Smooth Operator Nitro Porter—and let’s just say… expectations were sky high after how much the guys loved Fluffy Nuts. Good news: this one delivers in a big way. From the rich, inviting aroma to...
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Small Craft Advisory: Saint Arnold Brewing Hefeweizen
The crew is back with another installment of Small Craft Advisory, and this week we’re pouring up a classic: Saint Arnold Brewery’s Hefeweizen. Known for its smooth, refreshing profile and signature wheat beer character, this one sparked some solid conversation around the table. Overall, the beer...
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The Sleepover Line | EP 67
We kick off this episode by diving into the electric start of the MLB playoffs, breaking down early storylines, surprise performances, and who’s already making a statement in October. From there, we shift to the ice as the Stanley Cup playoffs loom, previewing the contenders, potential matchups,...
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10 Second Frenchers I EP 66
The crew is back and kicking things off with a look at MLB Opening Day and the buzz surrounding the pre-season World Baseball Classic. We break down the biggest winners and losers from the international stage and early-season storylines, with a spotlight on Aaron Judge’s performance and what it…
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Small Craft Advisory: German Coast First Frost
In this latest Small Craft Advisory Beer Review, the crew heads down to Luling to check out German Coast Beer Company and their First Frost Citrus Wheat Ale. Brewed with Louisiana orange peel, this citrus wheat promises bright, refreshing flavor—and while the guys agree it’s a solid, well-made...
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Bricked Up From Celebrini I EP 65
In this episode, we kick things off with a lively discussion about Mardi Gras! The guys share their experiences from the parades, talking about what they loved (and didn’t love) this year. Instead of joining the chaos of Endymion Saturday, Patrick, Todd, and Travis decided to switch it up and…
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Small Craft Advisory: The Modelos
Crack open a cold one and hop aboard for this week’s segment of Small Craft Advisory, where the tasting notes are crisp but the conversation is a little choppy. In this episode, we’re setting our sights on a triple-threat lineup from the house of Modelo: the classic Modelo Especial, the robust...
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The Beer Draft | EP 64
On this special episode, the crew bellies up to the bar for a high-stakes Beer Snake Draft. We’re each building a personal seven-brew roster, drafting our top five essentials plus two extras to round out the ultimate fridge. The tone is set early when Mike, holding the #1 overall pick, goes for a...
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Sculpturez Faded Him Up | EP 63
The stage is set in Santa Clara! After eleven years, we are getting the ultimate rematch: the Seattle Seahawks vs. the New England Patriots. But this isn't Brady vs. Wilson; it’s the dawn of a new era featuring Drake Maye and Sam Darnold. In this episode, we break down every angle of the Big…
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Small Craft Advisory: Saloon Door Fluffy Nuts
Hold onto your glasses—this might be a record-breaker! In this segment of Small Craft Advisory, the guys tackle a heavyweight contender from Texas: Saloon Door Brewing’s Fluffy Nuts. At a massive 9.6% ABV, this Peanut Butter and Marshmallow Imperial Cream Ale promised a lot on paper, and boy, did...
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Small Craft Advisory: Nola Brewing Blackberry Squeeze
Grab a seat at the bar! In this segment of Small Craft Advisory, the crew dives into a local staple with a fruity twist: NOLA Brewing’s Blackberry Squeeze. This 5.5% ABV wheat ale promises a refreshing burst of berry, but did it hit the mark for everyone on the panel? The scores were solid across...
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Cool World Meets Softcore P*** | EP 62
We kick things off with a look at the NFL playoffs and all the chaos that comes with them, including the latest moves (and rumors) from the ever-spinning coaching carousel. From there, we shift gears to Major League Baseball and dive into the current state of the league, focusing on the Dodgers’...
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Small Craft Advisory: Eureka Heights Nuke The Whales
Small Craft Advisory is back with another bold pour, and this time we’re cracking open Nuke The Whales from Eureka Heights Brewery — an orange vanilla bourbon barrel-aged imperial milk stout that definitely makes a statement before the first sip. The artwork alone is phenomenal and sets the bar...
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Radunz? More Like Ra-bunz | EP 61
After about a month away from the mic, the crew is back and catching up on everything they’ve missed. We kick things off with sports, breaking down our biggest takeaways from the Saints' season and what it ultimately told us about the team. From there, we dive into the final four teams left...
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Small Craft Advisory: Real Ale Brewing Coffee Porter
In this Small Craft Advisory episode, we crack open Real Ale Brewing Company’s Coffee Porter and put it to the test. Overall, we found it to be a solid, well-made porter that’s easy to drink and surprisingly light on the palate—in a good way. That said, we all came away wanting more coffee...
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Small Craft Advisory: Sam Adams Winter White Ale
In the 3rd installment of our Small Craft Advisory series, the crew cracks into Sam Adams Winter White Ale—and it did not disappoint. From the first sip, we were impressed, handing out high marks across the board. The beer delivers exactly what it promises: every tasting note is spot on, the...
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Lysol Toilet Bowl Cleaner Bowl | EP 60
This week’s episode is absolutely loaded, and it all starts on a high note ⚜️. We recap the Saints’ big win over the Bucs and break down just how impressive Tyler Shough looked under center. From there, we dig into what this performance means moving forward and take a deeper look at the Saints’...
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High West Hombres | EP 59
We kick off this episode with a moment of silence for a true legend — Todd’s famous lawnmower, which finally bit the dust after years of faithful service. From there, we jump straight into another frustrating loss to our most hated rival, the Atlanta Falcons. While the result was disappointing,...
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Small Craft Advisory: Sierra Nevada Oktoberfest
The Small Craft Advisory series sails on! In our second installment, we crack open Sierra Nevada’s beloved Oktoberfest and dive into everything this seasonal classic brings to the table. From its malt-forward aroma to that crisp, clean finish, we pour out our thoughts on what makes this brew a…
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Small Craft Advisory: Urban South Rocket Pop Gose
This week, we launch a brand-new series: Small Craft Advisory — our deep dive into the world of craft beers from breweries far and wide. And what better place to kick things off than right here at home? We crack open the wildly popular Rocket Pop Gose from a local favorite, Urban South Brewery…
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In No Particular Order: Top 5 Board Games
Buckle up, because this week we’re stepping directly into chaos: we’re ranking our Top 5 Board Games, and things get spicy. Friendships are tested, childhoods are questioned, and at least one of us absolutely betrays the group with a pick so outrageous it might break the podcast. We debate…
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These Aren't Our Monkeys | EP 58
This episode is packed with storylines from every corner of the sports world—and a little chaos from Mississippi. We kick things off with the Saints, who turned to Tyler Shough as their starting quarterback in a tough loss to the Rams. We break down how he looked, what worked, what didn’t, and...
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Stark Naked In Stark Vegas | EP 57
On this episode, the guys finally get to celebrate as the Saints notch their first win of the season! We break down what impressed us most and what still needs work. Then, it’s a dive into college football as we talk Florida, Mississippi State, and Ohio State’s latest performances. The MLB…
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In No Particular Order: Top 5 Football Movies
In this episode, the guys dive into the world of football movies! We each rank our Top 5 favorite football films — from classics to under-the-radar gems — and debate which ones truly capture the spirit of the game. Then, things get heated when we tackle a big question: Is Rudy actually a good...
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A Good Shot Of The Vas Deferens | EP 56
The guys are back, and there’s plenty to talk about — starting with the Saints’ rough 0-3 start and what’s gone wrong so far. We shift gears to the excitement of the NHL season kicking off and the MLB playoffs heating up. Then, it’s storytime as we recap a couple of recent parties some of the…
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Wide Nipple Placement | EP 55
The guys are back to break down Week 1 of the Saints season and how our fantasy football teams fared in their opening matchups. We also dive into the first big weekend of college football, plus two absolutely bizarre stories of overzealous fans losing their minds in the stands. Todd shares…
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Wasted Wagons Special: Fantasy Football Draft Recap
It’s that time of year again — our annual fantasy football pre-draft party is officially in the books, and we’ve got plenty to talk about. From the food, drinks, and questionable decisions at the party itself to the chaos of draft day, we break down what we loved (and hated) about how each team...
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Wasted Wagons Special: 2025 Saints Season Predictions
The guys are back to break down the Saints' preseason and share our biggest takeaways heading into the year. We also dive into the storylines across the NFL that have us most intrigued heading into kickoff. To wrap it all up, we bring back our second annual Saints season predictions—win totals,...
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Todd's Bryan Adams Dream (Extended Version)
Todd had an interesting dream involving a celebrity at his home, so he shares it with the group to see if we can help figure out what it means.
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Todd's Bryan Adams Dream (Short Version)
Todd had an interesting dream involving a celebrity at his home, so he shares it with the group to see if we can help figure out what it means.
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A Private Show With Bryan Adams | EP 54
In this week’s episode, we dive into the Saints’ preseason Week 1 matchup and break down what stood out on the field. We also gear up for our upcoming Ultimate League fantasy football draft and pre-party before shifting into some major sports media news—ESPN acquiring NFL Network (including...
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Small Craft (Beer) Advisory | EP 53
🍻 In this episode, Todd, Travis, and Patrick dive into their latest brewery visits—sharing standout beers, atmosphere highlights, and what makes each spot unique. The guys also break down the key things they look for in a brewery, especially when checking one out for the very first time. Whether...
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7 Wagoneers up to no good discussing sports, movies, memorabilia, alcohol, life’s problems, and more.
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Wasted Wagons is created and hosted by Patrick Taplin.
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