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We Are Alpharius
by Greg
Unscripted Warhammer shenanigans, warning may cause listeners to wish they were servitors.
Episodes
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Nimrod Grudge has a Yee Yee Ass Haircut
Today on the podcast: Citrus explores the old world, the cast makes a new friend in the Harbingers space marine chapter, the Great Nimrod Grudge.
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A Sanguinala Miracle
Call me Guilliman because I just got yanked outta cryosleep. The gang is back babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
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Out of The Warzone
Today's hotly anticipated (by no one) episode contains the greatest fan project ever: Chapter Master, the only bearable Ultramarine chapter and we ask the final question: In the Grim Darkness of the 41st Millennium, do colds still exist?
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Instant Death
Today's episode has the return of Indeed, Obliterator shenanigan talk and T'au masturbation. Editor Alpharius apologises for the static, he has no fucking idea what caused it. Praise be the Mechanicus Ordinatus Ullator and the Omnissiah.
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The 5th Sphere Expansion
In this week's episode the third Alpharius is off. But instead we have a bumper crop of extra hosts. Turns out the obliterator virus is fucking broken. Like really broken.
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Welcome to the Underhive, we have shotguns.
The We Are Alpharius crew discuss the finer points of horse-dogs, gingerbread-noughts and Iron Warrior recreation. (Also I apologise for the Nurglite grenade thought, I am cursed with this and now so are you.)
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Better Late Than Never
After nearly a month the We Are Alpharius cast is back with rookie Guardsman, Austin. In this episode we take a hopscotch, whistlestop tour of the galaxy in M41, while dodging Adeptus Ridiculous cease and desists, being Thousand Sons apologists and creating another Krieg fan.
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In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there are no GPUs
The We Are Alpharius crew discuss how many Imperial Guard regiments were created just to get nuked on Cadia, Citrus cries about Brazilcoin, Walrus hates Blood Ravens and Indeed is silenced by the Inquisition.
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The Beginning
The We Are Alpharius crew discuss everyone's favourite galactic kleptomaniac, depressed superhumans, derpy fish superhumans and Cawl's many, many shenanigans.
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How many episodes does We Are Alpharius have?
We Are Alpharius currently has 9 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
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Unscripted Warhammer shenanigans, warning may cause listeners to wish they were servitors.
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Who hosts We Are Alpharius?
We Are Alpharius is created and hosted by Greg.
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