We Are Not Journalists
by PodcastOne
WE ARE NOT JOURNALISTS is a weekly podcast starring popular social media pranksters Walter Masterson and Maximillian Clark, who take delight in asking laugh-out-loud, nonsensical questions of today’s newsmakers, many of whom remain relentlessly and utterly clueless. Being somewhat socially responsible, there’s also experts, comedians and politicians analyzing how crazy everything is, and maybe collectively, we can figure out how to save the world?
Episodes
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We Volunteer for Jamaal Bowman's Campaign
Apparently Walter and I can't balance out $20 million dollars in overseas contributions to his opponent, but we dumpster objectivity to bring you coverage of the election from inside the campaign.
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It's Ukraining Men
In a special interview episode we talk to Charles McBryde (@CharlesMcBryde), frequent humanitarian volunteer in Eastern Ukraine about his experiences on the ground in a war zone.
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Trump's Bronx Rally Broke Us.
Sneak peek at our unreleased footage from the south bronx makes us le sad. We also talk about Chic-fil-a's very real child labor camp and there was a bit about blimps that we cut for time, but it was interesting to Max.
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Still Not a Great Time to Visit the Congo
Walter sits down with Eugene Puryear again to talk the DRC conflict.
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We go on Even More News
The Some More News podcast welcomes its arms to our particular brand of dumb chaos. Uh oh. Some More News: https://www.youtube.com/@SMN Even More News: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/some-more-news/id1364825229 0:00 - Intro and Holidays 6:37 - Chatting with Walter and Maximilian 9:04 -...
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Slather Your Heart in Glycene
We go through some of our fun interactions with MAGA at the Wildwood Trump Rally, debate if murder is wrong and get a little wacky hanging out. And yeah, that's not the name of the Seinfeld movie. It's a trick called Occam's Razor which is when you make a mistake in your content to up engagement....
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Trump's Wildwood White Power Rally
If you haven't checked in with the right lately, it's not great. We went to Wildwood, NJ to meet some patriot front goons and the head goon Donald J. Trump who's still telling the snake story. Also project 2025 is terrifying. Next week we promise you a more uplifting episode because yikes. That...
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RFK's Brain Worms
Actual RFK Jr Quote: "A worm got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died." So there's that. We also do Man vs Bear, the Stormy Daniels Trial and find the hot new Venezuelan Dictator campaign song of the summer. What a news cycle
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Pro-Death Star Protest
The country is alive with protests and Walter is on the scene. We give you tips for protesting safely and tips for protesting in extremely dangerous ways. #bothsides Video Content on Youtube.com/@waltermasterson
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"Are Cops Useless?" with Olayemi Olurin
Fresh from her thrashing of NY mayor Eric Adams, Movement Lawyer Olayemi Olurin (@msolurin) joins us on the show to talk copaganda and what police actually do. We don't know how we landed her either, but we're all happy she's here. See the visual gags we talk about @WalterMasterson on Youtube.
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NPR eats its own
The boys talk to James Talarico, Texas State Rep for district 50; they debate whether journalists can be Conservative and Walter learns about the eclipse. You can watch our faces on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Qwc3QJlV0&t=58s&ab_channel=WalterMasterson Join the discussion on…
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Baltimore's DEI Mayor couldn't even stop ONE 200k ton ship
We examine the right's decision to make Diversity Equity Inclusion the new N word. Also did you know Easter is on a different day every year? Well no one told people online. Plus more on Gaza because it's still happening. See our faces on Youtube @WalterMasterson
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Biden Impeachment Clown Fiesta
Congressional Republicans won't impeach Biden? What are they scared of? Not having evidence? Never stopped them before.
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Walter goes to Oklahoma
Walter speaks to parents in the district where Nex Benedict died and the boys decide whether to believe medical examiners.
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The State of the Union Response Response
A special edition of WANJ where we look at Biden's state of the union and the confusing mess of the republican response.
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Walter Goes back to CPAC
We break down some people's dumb comments, talk about the Klan's pick for Missouri Governor and finally find someone hit hard by the migrant crisis. Discord: https://discord.gg/f2 Z5NmKVEz
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MAGA's Never HEARD of CONSENT
We go to a Trump Rally in Michigan, ask an "expert" about IVF and call a black person (@USARMYOVERLORD) to ask him if Trump's sneaker line will win his vote.
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Biden's New Running Mate
We talk to dem strategists about replacing Harris on the ticket and an advocate standing up for Planned Parenthood in a community constantly under seige from right wing faith based demonstrations: Downtown Manhattan. Want smart analysis instead of dum analysis? Follow @TristanSnell Like us? Hate...
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The one where we go to the March for Life
Taylor Swift just told us about this "Abortion" thing so we decided to look into by talking to the experts: Thousands of pro-life zealots at the March for Life. Like us? Hate us? Tell us about it on our new Discord: https://discord.com/invite/WFva39bvzr Walter: https://linktr.ee/waltermasterson...
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Episode 12: Taylor Swift Mind Virus
We look at the Taylor Swift government psyop, try to figure out if Singapore is actually China, and try to stop being racist even though the Left is trying to make us be racist, with their DEI. Check out Superhuman Public Radio: https://pod.link/1536790917 Tom Cotton's Neck
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Episode 11: Boeing CEOs Crash Planes, Blame Black People
We talk to Judd Legum from Popular Information about the DEI scandal at Boeing (which believe it or not is not why planes keep crashing). Also the GOP doesn't like brown skin people and Matt Walsh calls us gay for liking women. Read actually good journalism: https://popular.info/ Our Discord…
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Episode 10: King Congo
Max is sick so Walter stacks this episode with all the genocide talk he could. We have deep dive interviews with really smart people. Human rights lawyer and advocate: @Lamis_Deek And from Breakthrough News Euguene Puryear. Euguene's pick for helping the congo: Friends of the Congo:...
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Episode 9: The one where 10% of our listeners unsubscribe
We take an oversized look at the scandals of Claudine Gay and finally mention the conflict in Gaza. You can address hate mail to 300 E. 8th, Suite 961 Austin, TX 78701 Like us? Hate us? Tell us about it on our new Discord: https://discord.com/invite/WFva39bvzr Walter:...
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Episode 7: We are Basically Heroes Now
We talk to the Isabelle Leyva from NYCLU about the NYPD and discover that maybe the police aren't so great. Walter also quotes from this amazing article by Matthew Walther: https://thecritic.co.uk/the-fascist-state-of-paw-patrol/ Like us? Hate us? Tell us about it on our new Discord:...
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Episode 6: How to call your uncle a bigot
Summary In this conversation, Walter Masterson and Maximilian are joined by Jolly Good Ginger, an activist and military veteran. They discuss their experiences at political rallies, including the Stop the Steal rally in Washington DC. They share humorous stories and encounters with Trump...
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Episode 5: Walter Helps Build Cop City
We continue the Trump impeachment circuit to Georgia with our favorite lawyer who's sued Trump successfully @TristanSnell While he's down in Atlanta, Walter also volunteers to build cop city. Plus we dig up some corpses to see if they're missing. Like us? Hate us? Tell us about it on our new...
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Episode 4: Even Florida Hates DeSantis
We head to Florida to follow on the trail of Trump's arraignments and talk about how no one likes DeSantis even Floridian republicans. Follow us: Walter: https://linktr.ee/waltermasterson Maximilian: https://linktr.ee/logicmax
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Episode 3: We Pretend to Be Trump's Lawyers
We've teamed up with Tristain Snell (who has successfully taken to Trump to court) to help explain the court cases in NY and Florida. We lead a group of MAGA protestors in some new chants and pretend to be Trump's legal team for the press. Follow us: Walter: https://linktr.ee/waltermasterson...
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Episode 2: Moms for Liberty
We tour America's school boards to meet the Moms for Liberty and find out exactly what they want (Spoiler: It's awful). We also make a few speeches ourselves in case people have trouble hearing dog whistles. Follow us: Walter: https://linktr.ee/waltermasterson Maximilian: https://linktr.ee/logicmax
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We Are Not Journalists: Trailer
Launching November 15, 2023! WE ARE NOT JOURNALISTS is a weekly podcast starring popular social media pranksters Walter Masterson and Maximillian Clark, who take delight in asking laugh-out-loud, nonsensical questions of today’s newsmakers, many of whom remain relentlessly and utterly clueless....
About this show
WE ARE NOT JOURNALISTS is a weekly podcast starring popular social media pranksters Walter Masterson and Maximillian Clark, who take delight in asking laugh-out-loud, nonsensical questions of today’s newsmakers, many of whom remain relentlessly and utterly clueless. Being somewhat socially responsible, there’s also experts, comedians and politicians analyzing how crazy everything is, and maybe collectively, we can figure out how to save the world?
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