Episodes
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The Golden Globes Minus One
In this episode, the two guys who are massive Godzilla-heads react to the Golden Globe nominations and discuss Godzilla Minus One, the best Godzilla film in years.
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We Hate Poor People
In this episode, the two guys who despise the lower classes play catch-up with a bunch of 2023 movies, including The Holdovers, Saltburn, Leave The World Behind, Eileen and Wonka.
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The Ballad of Marvels and Thanksgivings
In this episode, the two guys who would easily win the Hunger Games talk about Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (a film with a lot of songbirds and even more snakes), The Marvels and Thanksgiving.
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Five Nights at the Flower Moon
In this episode, the two guys who (100% totally) know all the FNAF lore talk about the new Five Nights at Freddy's movie and Killers of the Flower Moon, a double bill that you should definitely partake in.
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The Old Pazuzu
In this episode, the two guys who #stan Pazuzu talk about The Exorcist: Believer, the new legacy sequel that asks the bold question of "what if legacy sequels sucked", and The Old Oak, the new Ken Loach joint.
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The Creator of Saw X spent Dumb Money
No, that title isn't convoluted at all. In this episode, the two guys who could easily survive a saw trap talk about a handful of new releases, including The Creator, Dumb Money, and of course, Saw X.
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Kraven?
Big Kenny B is back with a vengeance with his new film, A Haunting In Venice. Just how good is this horror-flavoured murder mystery? Also in this episode is a news recap, covering topics like Werewolf by Night being released in colour.
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Florida Nun
Aaron's been away in Florida for a month, so that means we have an entire month to recap! Everything from Gran Turismo to Blue Beetle is covered, all of the hits. We also talk about The Nun II, for all of you Nun-heads.
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Mission: Barbenheimer
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are Kenough, they review the biggest cinematic event this summer, Barbenheimer. Oh, and also Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning: Part One.
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Insidious: 358/2 Days
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are flopping at the box office, they review Insidious: The Red Door, the most unnecessary horror movie to ever exist, and discuss the summer film-pocalypse.
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Indiana Jones and the Toxic James Gunn Apologist
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are cast as the new Superman and Lois, they review Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, which manages to be the most unnecessary movie ever made, and Asteroid City, Wes Anderson's new TikTok trend.
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The Flash: Skrull Juice
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are definitely totally not skrulls, they review The Flash, potentially the worst blockbuster of the year, and the first episode of Secret Invasion. Somehow Skrull Juice becomes a thing. I'm still not quite sure how.
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Transformers: Rise of the Boogie
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are rising, they review two new releases with a running theme: The Boogeyman, the most generic horror movie to ever exist, and Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, the most generic blockbuster to ever exist. They also give out their mid-year Oscar...
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Succession: Across The Barry-Verse
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are experiencing their series finales, they debate which finale was better - Succession or Barry. They also review Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse, the latest "part 1" of 2023.
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Beau Is In The Family
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are afraid, they review Beau is Afraid, the new 3 hour... something, and Fast X, the baffling new instalment in the beloved Fast and Furious franchise.
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Made Us Cry
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are mourning the death of the MCU, they review Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, the potential best ever Marvel movie, before giving their rankings of all 41 MCU projects released so far.
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The Pope Rises
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are transforming into the Rhino, they review three new horror movies: The Pope's Exorcist (the greatest movie ever made), Renfield (the worst movie ever made) and Evil Dead Rise (actually pretty good).
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Five Nights at Mario's
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are getting their own live-action remakes, they review the brand new Mario "movie" and talk about multiple movie announcements, such as Five Nights at Freddy's, Minecraft and the totally not pointless Moana remake.
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Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Flash Cameos
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are rumoured to be cameo-ing in The Flash, they talk about Clayface appearing in The Batman - Part 2, Secret Invasion finally getting a release date and review Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, which somehow isn't terrible.
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John Wick vs Zachary Levi: Death Battle
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are currently not beefing with Dwayne Johnson, they review John Wick: Chapter 4, which might be the best thing that's ever happened, and discuss the Zachary Levi vs Dwayne Johnson drama, and how it might affect the DC universe going forward.
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Shazam! Fury of the Scream 65
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who 65 million years ago crash-landed on planet Earth, they review Shazam! Fury of the Gods, Scream 6 and 65, a film about the man who 65 million years ago crash-landed on planet Earth. They also review the Oscars, which surprisingly were not...
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The Bear Who Did Cocaine
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are actively not bears doing cocaine, they review the new action comedy Cocaine Bear, make their final Oscar predictions and review Sony's upcoming Marvel slate.
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MODOK Broke Us...
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are planning their holiday to the Quantum Realm, they review the newest MCU disaster, react to The Flash trailer and give their worst of 2022 lists, with some cold takes and some hot ones.
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Knock at the Best of 2022
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are knocking at so many cabins, they review M. Night's newest thriller, react to the many, many questionable DC announcements and give their best of 2022 lists, definitely not too late.
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M3GAN Sweeps The Golden Globes
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are highly anticipating Kraven The Hunter, they discuss M3GAN and theorise about M4GAN, react to the Golden Globe winners and rank their most anticipated 2023 movies, cursing those movies to be delayed to 2024.
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Avatar: The Way Of Firing Actors
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are massive James Cameron heads, they talk about Avatar: The Way of Water, the sequel to that one indie movie your Dad loves. They also talk about the Golden Globe Nominations (#elvissweep) and DC's newest decisions regarding Henry Cavill and...
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The Rise of Randy
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who just love the Beast Wars, they talk about trailers such as Indiana Jones 5 and Transformers: Rise of the Beasts. They also talk about Violent Night and Bones and All, a really lovely, fun, nice, Grandma-friendly duo of films.
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The Glass Onion Holiday Special
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who spend more time at the cinema than they do asleep, they talk about The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special, Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery and a potential future MCU schedule which is definitely 100% true and contains lots of things to...
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The Menu is MEDIUM RARE, Get It? ...Get It?
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who think grass is only something you see in movies, they talk about Black Panther Wakanda Forever, The Menu (somehow not making a single food pun) and throw their early Oscar predictions out. Surprisingly, Morbius is not mentioned.
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The Banshees of Black "The Rock" Adam
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who have read a few Wikipedia pages in their time, they talk about Black Adam, the film which stars a man who obviously has no idea who this character is he's playing, and The Banshees of Inisherin, a genuinely great film about a guy who just…
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Spenom Ends
In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who vaguely understand what a "flick" is, they talk about Halloween Ends, the final film in the Halloween franchise (until the next one comes out), and She-Hulk, Marvel's latest attempt at understanding what a TV show is.
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Chris Pratt By Night
Marvel have released something that's actually different, Chris Pratt is voicing Mario and Armour Wars is now a movie. This truly is a difficult time for humanity.
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Darling, We Are Definitely Worrying
In today's episode of the podcast with those two non-reviewing fellas, they review the new Olivia Wilde joint, Don't Worry Darling, starring the guy from X-Factor. They also talk about the recent cinema drought and present their own casting ideas for the upcoming Fantastic Four flick.
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Three Thousand Years of Disney Remakes...
In this episode, we review Three Thousand Years of Longing and Disney's Pinocchio remake, as well as round up D23.
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San Diego Comic Con 2022 & Why D&D Is Our Film Of The Year
We're talking about San Diego Comic Con 2022 and why exactly Dungeons and Dragons: Honour Among Thieves is the film you should be excited for. Probably. Maybe. We'll see.
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Disney is Killing Cinema (Again)
Disney is killing cinema again with live action remakes. Yay. Let's talk about not only live action Disney remakes, but IP cinema in general - both the cons and the pros.
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Ranking Every Streaming Service
We're gonna rank every major streaming service, from Netflix to Disney+. Are they based? Or cringe? Or just mid? Find out in this video, and find out what the very best (and every worst) streaming service is.
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Is 2022 The Greatest Year In Cinema?
2022 has been pretty good so far, not gonna lie. Here are some of our favourite (and least favourite) films of the year so far. #morbiussweep
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Why Doctor Strange 2 Makes Us Deeply Angry
Doctor Strange: Multiverse of Madness is not good. Here's our in-depth breakdown on why this film may not be very excellent. #morbiussweep
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Morbius Review: The Greatest Film Ever.
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Why We Love Michael Bay (and Cult Movies...)
Michael Bay is glorious and this is why we love him! On top of this, we talk about cult movies in general and why sometimes the most unpopular films are the best!
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Fantasy vs Sci Fi - An Unhinged Movie Debate
What's better, fantasy or sci-fi? Lord of the Rings or Star Wars? This is the age old genre question, and today, we seek to answer that question! Let's figure out exactly what is the greatest nerd genre of them all - in the most chaotic way possible!
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The Batman: The Sexiest Batman Film
It's time for the review of The Batman, the new Batman film about the iconic character Batman. Is this Batman better than the other Batman's? And how does Robert Pattinson do as Batman? Is he the sexiest Batman? Sexier than the other Batmen? Batman Batman.
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Our 2022 Oscar PREDICTIONS!
Today, we're PREDICTING the nominations for the 2022 OSCARS! Let's see how TERRIBLE our guesses are!
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Our HOT TAKES on YOUR Favourite Movies
Today, we're discussing a bunch of our HOTTEST movie takes! Prepare for some controversy as we lay the smackdown on some films you may love, like Forrest Gump or Promising Young Woman...
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The 2022 Films You SHOULD Be Looking Forward To
Today, we discuss our most HYPED movies of 2022! Ranging from mainstream blockbusters to indie darlings, THESE are the films you should be hyped for! And yes, we talk about Morbius. Obviously.
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THESE Are The Best Films of 2021 (not clickbait)
Today we discuss our FAVOURITE movies of 2021 - from Titane to Dune to The Last Duel to Pig and more. (warning - this was recorded in a uni flat hence small amounts of background noise at the end)
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They're Making A Minecraft Movie (and so much worse...)
Today, we discuss VIDEO GAME MOVIES - the ones we've seen and the one's coming out soon, theorising on just what nonsense lies ahead, with films such as Minecraft, Five Nights At Freddy's and Call of Duty coming out soon.
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Spider-Man: No Way Home Review: Bad Film, Fun Experience?
We watched this pretty hyped up film called Spider-Man: No Way Home, and here's our long spoilery thoughts on it! We go in depth about the villains, the plot, the visuals, it's place in the MCU and the MCU's general future relating to this film. Is the film good? Let's find out.
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We Watched The Worst Christmas Movies. We Regretted It.
Tom Spoors and Aaron Murray each chose 3 of the worst ever Christmas movies to watch and now have to recount them to each other, to hilarious results.