PODCAST · comedy
We Don't Bang
by Bryan Smith and Megan Blanchette
Podcast by Bryan Smith and Megan Blanchette
Episodes
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#63 Barry Wood
On this episode we discuss blacking out, the man on the bed with a giant penis meme, and Megan's neighborhood stalker.
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#62 Death is Weird
On this episode we continue to catch up after not podcasting for 3 years. Megan discusses in depth what it's been like dealing with her Father's death. We laugh. We cry. Bryan wears heals. We hope you enjoy.
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#61 Surprise!
It's been almost 3 years since our last episode! We never thought it would happen! We spend this episode catching up on the last 3 years of our lives.
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#60 Diaper Cream
On this episode we talk about the Bahamas, Megan wanting to be a weather girl, and Bryan's rashy situation.
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#59 Virtual Reality
On this episode Megan tries virtual reality for the first time and is obsessed. We discuss Dave Chappelle, SNL's greatest cast members, and Megan's gold, sequin jumper.
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#58 Go to Lunch
On this episode we discuss pooping in Home Depot, Instagram stories, and cross country adventures.
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#57 Mindy Sterling
#57 Mindy Sterling by Bryan Smith and Megan Blanchette
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#56 Acupuncture With Bambuu
On this episode we get acupuncture live on the show by our friend Bambuu.
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#55 Boob Zoom
On this episode we discuss liking a person's Instagram picture from 2013, intermittent fasting, and Megan's mom being on a new Netflix show.
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#54 Golden Shyne
On this episode we discuss working with Beyonce, Eric Andre, and being nominated for this year's Emmys.
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#53 Michael Simon
On this episode we discuss directing Ridiculousness, creating VH1 Storytellers, and working with David Bowie.
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#52 Sisco Gomez
On this episode we discuss So You Think You Can Dance, growing up in the hoods of London, and abortion.
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#51 Jamison Scala
On this episode we are joined by Jamison Scala. We discuss cruise ships, death, and the punani punisher.
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#50 Kitty Cat Purr
On this episode we discuss Lil Nas X, body image, and the Avengers.
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#49 Hungover Pool Party
On this episode we discuss Eric Andre's 36th birthday party. We are joined by some of our best friends in the world. Enjoy.
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#48 Megan Broke Her Ankle
On this episode we discuss Megan's broken ankle. Will she have to give out $100 hand jobs to pay rent? Possibly. Hopefully she can marry her #1 crush Machine Gun Kelly and solve all of her problems. Enjoy episode #48 of We Don't Bang.
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#47 Runyon Canyon
So we set up a lemonade stand at Runyon Canyon and gave free lemonade to anyone that would chat with us. The results were amazing. A crime occurred amidst the recording. You'll hear everyone's take on that and so much more. Peruvian cocaine, prison tats, LA dreams, we discuss it all. Enjoy.
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#46 Jason Daley Kennedy
On this episode we are joined by special guest Jason Daley Kennedy. We discuss meditation, cleanses, and what it is to be a foster parent.
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#45 Amy Hessler
On this episode we are joined by the amazing Amy Hessler. We discuss Michael Jackson, improv comedy, and twerking.
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#44 Happy Hour Chicken Wings
On this episode we discuss Brody Stevens, Kobe Bryant, and our own problems we have prevailed from.
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#43 Franchesca Ramsey
On this episode we are joined by our dear friend Franchesca Ramsey. We discuss Franchesca's career, from creating a viral youtube video to going on Anderson Cooper with Megan to having her own MTV show to writing a book and everything in between.
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#42 Jackie Viscusi and Rosie Guarino
On this episode we are joined by the hosts of the Am I An Asshole podcast Jackie Viscusi and Rosie Guarino. We discuss anxiety and period farts.
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#41 Dominic Benevento
On this episode we are joined by special guest Dominic Benevento.
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#40 Ted Bundy
#40 Ted Bundy by Bryan Smith and Megan Blanchette
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#39 The Psychic
On this episode we are joined by professional psychic Michael Van Smith. Bryan and Megan soon discover their futures might not be looking so great.
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#38 Raw Dogging 2019
On this episode we discuss divorce, Bryan ordering an Uber from a bush, and the 10 year challenge.
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#37 Mike Mineo
On this episode we are joined by Megan's 3 and 5 year old nieces, my dad, and Mike Mineo. We discuss what it's like performing on a cruise ship, gambling, and the time Mineo performed for Billy Joel.
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#36 The Omelette Story
#36 The Omelette Story by Bryan Smith and Megan Blanchette
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#35 Ask the NP
On this episode we are joined by the wonderful James Simmons. He is a nurse practitioner and host of Ask the NP. We discussed everything health related from the Keto diet to the most painful way to die.
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#34 Worst First Date
On this episode we describe our worst first dates, Colin Kaepernick, and Elon Musk.
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#33 Megan's Current Best Friend
On this episode we are joined by Megan's neighbor Amanda! We discuss astrology, dungeons and dragons, and Bryan shitting his pants.
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#32 Louis CK's Return
On this episode we discuss Louis CK's return to the stand-up stage, Megan's dog's ball removal, and male breast cancer.
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#31 Karl Koppertop
On this episode we are joined by our special guest, magician, Karl Koppertop. We discuss all things magic and much more.
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#30 Dog Prostitute
On this episode we discuss getting Megan's dog a prostitute, Demi Lovato, and freestyle rapping.
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#29 Sisters
On this episode we are joined by none other than Megan's sister Erin. We discuss the hole Megan bit in to her back, intermittent fasting, and James Gunn.
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#28 OG Smitty
On this episode we are joined by none other than Bryan's dad and mom. We discuss the fist fight that broke out at their wedding, my dad trying to smuggle black opiated hash in to America from Europe, and much more.
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#27 Elon Musk's Pool Party
On this episode we discuss Bryan's interaction with Elon Musk, Megan's service animal, and accidental racism.
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#26 The Anal Artist
On this episode we are joined by special guest Cate Imperio aka The Anal Artist. We discuss performance art, heroin, Anthony Bourdain, and the current suicide epidemic.
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#25 Megan Has A Dog
On this episode we discuss Megan's new dog, Roseanne being fired, and Samantha Bee being not.
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#24 Everyone Needs A Toto
On this episode we discover that Megan heard neither Yanni or Laurel, the absolute magic that is a Toto toilet, and the fact that Bryan is 35 and has never lived with a significant other.
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#23 The Wrong Frankie
On this episode we are joined by our great friend Mike Alonso and get updated on Megan's running for Los Feliz neighborhood council. We also tell some old radio stories and have a phone prank that goes totally wrong.
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#22 Vote For Megan
On this episode we discuss Megan thinking she could be Lebron James, her upcoming election, and how much we love Donald Glover.
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#21 Let's See That Dick
On this episode Bryan may or may not show everyone his penis while Megan struggles with running for city council of Los Feliz.
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#20 Eric Andre's Birthday Party
On this episode we discuss the chaos that was Eric Andre's 35th birthday party, Bryan's roommate's car fire, and Megan watching a coyote get killed by a car from her balcony.
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#19 I'd Bang Trump For $130k
#19 I'd Bang Trump For $130k by Bryan Smith and Megan Blanchette
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#18 The List
On this episode we discuss how many partners we have been with, Bryan's experience in a sensory depravation take, and Irish accents.
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#17 Quick Passionate Love Making
On this episode we discuss renaming the podcast, hummus, and the fact that we were both super jacked on caffeine.
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#16 Guns and Meat Burps
On this episode we discuss gun control, Megan's dog shopping, and meat burps.
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#15 Xanax and Adderall
We're back! On this episode we catch up on each other's lives, discuss drugs, and determine how much money it would take Bryan to give Justin Timberlake a hand job.
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#14 Audience Warmup Guy
On this episode we discuss Bryan's debut as a TV audience warmup guy, Megan's upcoming birthday, and Bryan's recent interaction with a member of Fleetwood Mac.
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