We Don't Have Time For This

After an overwhelming response from Revz and Lu's "Let's Chat About Divorce" episode. We welcome Jacqui Curtis, Family and Divorce Lawyer, to answer all of your legal quezzies.    Mentions Let's Talk About Divorce (Part 1) on Apple Podcasts Let's Talk About Divorce (Part 1) on Spotify Domestic Violence Hotline: 1800RESPECT Family Court Website Parker Coles Curtis Family & Divorce LawyersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How elite is Ribena? Not a question. A fact. That purple nectar deserves a cultural revisit. No notes. Then things take a turn. Ham: yet another thing we’re apparently doing wrong as parents. Revz crashed out in the school group chat and honestly, we've all thought about it. One mildly passive aggressive message which begs the question when do the dads start volunteering for school events? Just wondering, because the mums are tired. Plus, Gem finally solves the mystery of her lifelong tablet-swallowing trauma, and DLs, there’s a 1 in 5 chance you’ve got the same issue.  Notspons: G: Kevin Murphy Body Mass R: CRZ YOGA activewear tank (aff link) and CRZ YOGA bike shorts (aff link) - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's caller has a very efficient boyfriend! WACF Charity Donation LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ahead of Mother’s Day this Sunday, Bella and Lu from our little sister poddy, The Fifth Trimester, are dropping in for a special lil chat/pep talk/warm hug for anyone who may find this day hard to navigate. Whether you’re longing to be a mum, missing your mum, caring for your mum, dealing with a complex mother-daughter relationship, a tricky mother-in-law dynamic, or a single mum... It’s a day that can put all of that under a microscope and really illuminate the pain. Lu opens up about how, in the wake of her divorce, Mother’s Day, and other big, celebratory moments now come with an undercurrent of sadness. Bella shares what it’s been like stepping into the role of legal guardian for her mum following a dementia diagnosis. The girls also share how they’re marking the day together this year, complete with a full-blown boycott of the whole damn thing. We hope this alternative view point makes you feel less alone, DLs. Share this episode with your loved ones x Follow us: @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem kicks things off with a trip to Woolies and somehow spirals into gender stereotypes. Live show tickets are officially out, so grab your seats, secure the merch, and emotionally prepare for what may be the best night of your life. Next, we dive straight into fake alcohol, where Gem feels personally victimised by the non-alcohol industry, which naturally leads to a completely reasonable side quest dragging Zoomers, ironic considering what comes next. Gem shares what might be her most embarrassing story to date. Yes, it involves nudity, and yes, it is as bad as you think. Just when you think it cannot escalate, Revz steps in with her own laser nightmare. Finally, Revz opens up, pun very much intended, about her roster, and suddenly we are re-evaluating everything we said about Zoomers. We're bringing unhinged energy with a side of contradiction. Notspons: G: Eveko Shampoo and Conditioner R: Frank Body Clearing Body Wash - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's caller bumped into her ex, and now her brain won't shut up! LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and in this episode we’re sharing the links for the mums that know exactly what they want! Here are some of our ideas or send your own and everyone's happy! Share this episode with your partners, kids, or your village. Mentions: Gem’s Dressing Gown Revz’s Ugg boots Once upon Photo books Milk Books Photo books  Blys at home treatment LIVE SHOW Tickets (on sale 1st May 10am AEST) - Check out our Amazon Storefront for #notspons and more gifting inspo Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

***LIVE SHOW TICKETS on sale 10am AEST 1st May*** Live show tickets go on sale this Friday, you know the drill. Fresh off a shopping spree, Gem has bought her first kini in over a decade and Revz is bringing full hype girl energy. Then, do you love grocery shopping or hate it, because this is truly a two types of people situation, especially when your spending habits clash with someone else’s. Revz also has a bug bear with anything that tracks you like sleep and fitness data, is it really necessary? Meanwhile Gem is seething over the small chaotic piles taking over her house and somehow her chuck it out personality might be creating little hoarders. Notspons: G: Coles Dried Mango R: Aeon Liquid Magic - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's caller wants to spoil her bestie without breaking the bank. All LIVE SHOW info - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All of YOUR questions answered for 2026 Live Tour: Know Thyself.  All information will be available on the website. Send us your quezzies.  Join the facebook chat. Tickets on sale 10am (AEST) Friday 1st May.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and in this episode we’re sharing our all time favourite gifts to celebrate the mums and mother figures in your life. Share this episode with your partners, kids, or your village. Mentions: Luxuriate candle subscription Ribs and Dust (Thumb print) Kate and Kole (Hand Drawn Heart) LIVE SHOW Tickets  WACF Charity Donation - Check out our Amazon Storefront for #notspons and more gifting inspo Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've just announced our 2026 Live Tour: Know Thyself.  All information will be available on the website. Send us your quezzies.  Join the facebook chat. Tickets on sale 10am (AEST) Friday 1st May.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday DLs! Revz is issuing a highly personal thank you to the DLs for their… enthusiastic offers 😉, Gem has entered her ChatGPT stylist era and oh, casual announcement, we’re going on TOUR. Yes, our brand new live show: KNOW THYSELF is hitting the stage in a city near you. Now that Revz is 40 she has discovered she can no longer party like she used to and can no longer blame the bad prawn, cos even the 10 year old is sus. We finish by exposing the words you’ve definitely been mispronouncing, prepare to feel either deeply smug or personally attacked.  Not sponsored: G: Gimme Puffy Heart earrings R: ASOS - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our toughest dilemons yet. This week’s caller is having serious MIL struggles.  - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and in this episode we’re sharing meaningful, creative, and completely free ways to celebrate the mums and mother figures in your life. Share this episode with your partners, kids, and your village. Mentions:Muzio for personalised AI jingleCapcut for video editingCupcake box (aff link) - Check out our Amazon Storefront for #notspons and more gifting inspo Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Revz found herself in a Supre store, shopping for herself, surrounded by tweens. Midlife crisis or hidden gem? And while we’re on fashion, barrel jeans, could they maybe, actually quite possible, definitely deserve a moment? Then we get real about the TV shows motherhood has ruined for us, yet another thing we lose after kids! On a lighter note, we’re bringing back old hobbies, before diving (pun intended) into the dark depths of the Manosphere. We unpack the Netflix documentary that absolutely needs a conversation, exposing the corners of social media and society that should be cancelled immediately.   Not sponsored: R: Mini Almond Magnum G: Elizabeth Hewson : Home Food  - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller has reached a stage where she thought she would feel satisfied… but doesn’t. - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First things first, it’s a triple whammy of life admin, boob checks, worms and nits (yes, we’re thriving). Meanwhile Revz attempts (and absolutely does not nail) a curly quezzie situation for her kids, and Busta’s back at it busting balls like it’s his full time job. Then, Gem’s riding the emotional whiplash of raising a child who wants to be 8 and 16 simultaneously (spoiler, the ear piercing chat is back), before we spiral into Gen Alpha discourse, the iPad generation, the chaos, the concerns, and somehow claw our way to a scrappy little silver lining we’re all clinging to. Not spon: G: Morphe 9R Bronze Metal Palette R: Owala Drink bottle Mention:Kmart Doll Double Pram https://www.kmart.com.au/product/deluxe-double-pram-43139446/?srsltid=AfmBOoq5rQpaQdN2JZ7h6qRwRFaePr1IFwDoQly0CIsd1AxpSy1h-C30 - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week’s caller wants to encourage her kids’ passion for video games, without the actual gaming. - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever had a croquembouche? Arguably the most elite dessert to ever exist, no notes. Then, speaking of no notes, Hubs accidentally subscribed Gem to a Luxuriate candle subscription, will she tell him? Meanwhile, Raffa casually brings home a library book that sends Gem into a full spiral (the healing kind) about self acceptance and parenting goals. Shout out to the DLs deep in their re-parenting era, breaking cycles and doing the work. Notspon: G: At Home Bowel screening test R: Dermaveen Vit C and Niacinimade Mention: Santa Fleur Luxuriate Candle  My Super Charged ADHD Brain  - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Monday! We loved all your DMs and high vibes for last week's Fifth Trimester episode. Here's another nudge to jump into their feed every Mondays to catch up on the latest goss and trends. This episode includes “mommy or dating” Gen Z’s new “platypus pout” Autumn fashion and why we should cancel piñatas.  Enjoy x Mentions: Glassons Midi-Rise Capri Pants in polka-dot Uniqlo Leather Bomber Jacket Cotton On Baby Tee Dazie Silk Midi Skirt Rattle Style, Liv Brown @rattle_style The Fifth Trimester bangers playlist (updated weekly!) Follow us: @the_fifth_trimester  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's caller faces a difficult choice, as her husband wants to donate their last remaining embryo. - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SURPRISE! We’ve unlocked one of our most unhinged MORE TIME episodes and honestly… we all need a good chuckle. Happy Wednesday, DLs. Prepare to snort, cry-laugh, and question everything. - Become a subscriber to listen to MORE of your besties xSubscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Revz no longer has termites, but now she has ants. And speaking of vermin… Sea Monkeys. Yes, those weird little packet pets from childhood. Are they cute? Are they disgusting? Then, we get into The Tribe, the unspoken elite system of women helping women. You know it, you’ve experienced it, you’ve probably been saved by it. DLs, we want your stories. And finally, we casually open the door to a full feminist spiral: reading at school, why girls seem to dominate early on, and how that somehow flips into men running the world. Make it make sense! Notspon: G: Crocs Getaway Platform Thongs R: Betts Tyla Jelly Thong Kitten Heel  - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mondays are a whole lot better with Lu and Bella in your ears. Lu and Bella kick off with Taylor Swift’s net worth. Then it’s a hard pivot. Bella is deep in a post–night terror reset, on a mission to fix her soul. It’s getting a little woo-woo. Lu unpacks all the new season nail trends. And also… when did crying become self-care? Are we leaning in? Spoiler alert: yes. Plus, this week’s ins and outs. Monday-itis, be gone. Mentions:  Sassafras: A memoir of love, loss and MDMA therapy, by Rebecca Huntley BB’s crying playlist, Gloomy Tunes Rebecca Mayhew, psychic medium  Tanya Hennessy’s Body & Soul article on the art of the ‘power cry’ The Fifth Trimester bangers playlist (updated weekly!) Follow us: @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s dilemon unpacks the timing of age appropriate discussions around death. This week's caller wants to chat periods with her daughter.... but when is the right time? Mentions I Need A New Podcast Mode first period pack - Mentions:Modibodi First Period KitI Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let’s talk about tradies, the no-shows, the last-minute cost changes, and those rare legends who actually go above and beyond. If you’re renovating (or even just thinking about it), this episode is your rapid-fire guide to navigating the chaos without losing your mind or your budget. Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube- Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple- Sign Up To Bestie BulletinJoin our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem’s serving brand-new black cat energy thanks to a fresh bob, sharp, mysterious, and apparently… controversial. Not everyone is thrilled about the haircut, which sends us down a rabbit hole about body autonomy, relationships, and how much say (if any) our partners actually get over our appearance. Spoiler: opinions were shared. Meanwhile, Revz has a story about being left on “read” by an ex and the spiral is very real. The girls unpack the psychology of the read receipt, the temptation to double text, and why silence can feel so loud. Notspon G: Kmart Sports Bra R: Mini Rose - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s dilemon unpacks the timing of age appropriate discussions around death. Content Warning: Death of Family Member - Mentions:Lesson on Grief with Bella (Spotify subs)Lessons on Grief with Bella (Apple subs) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you rip the house apart before you’ve even found the kettle… or move in, “live with it for a bit,” and slowly unravel as the to-do list multiplies? Gem and Revz compare the pair. The pros. The cons. The budget delusions. If you’re renovating, contemplating renovating, or traumatised by renovating, this one’s for you. Mentions:Kerrie-Ann JonesFollow Revz's Reno on YouTube- Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple- Sign Up To Bestie BulletinJoin our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem’s still deep in her Formula 1 obsession and maybe Revz should join the club? Then: let’s talk phone etiquette, cos everyone’s too busy for pleasantries and we need to get to the point. Gem has returned from her Tassie hike and she is, allegedly, a changed woman. Of course, no reflective growth arc is complete without a near death experience. Gem retells the snake encounter, which naturally spirals into a broader discussion about Australia’s commitment to housing 97% of the world’s deadliest creatures. And finally, Revz gives heartfelt props to bone broth. You’re welcome DLs. Not spon: G: Fly Repellent Fan (aff link)  R: Citronella Dog Bark Collar (aff link)  - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week’s caller wants a lesson in pocket money and tooth fairy pay outs. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Exactly as our oracle Lu predicted last week, Jackie ‘O’ Henderson has sensationally quit her $100 million contract with KIIS FM following an on-air blow-up with longtime co-host Kyle Sandilands. Naturally, we had to jump straight on the mics to urgently unpack the bombshell statement, share our predictions on what Kyle and Jackie might do next, what this means for the future of Australian radio, and discuss why - at its core - the abrupt end of this radio dynasty feels really quite sad. Will Kyle and Jackie O ever be mates again? Is it all the blood moon’s fault? And, most importantly… are the astrologers okay? 🌙🔮 - Follow us:@the_fifth_trimester We're in our own feed! Follow and rate us here:The Fifth Trimester (Spotify)The Fifth Trimester (Apple podcasts)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reno Diaries is back, baby! If our summer series lit a little home-styling fire in you… welcome back to the renovation spiral. Revz is serving up all the cottage reno updates you’ve been missing: the progress, the plot twists, the budget side-eyes, and the “this will be quick and easy” lies we tell ourselves. Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube- Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple- Sign Up To Bestie BulletinJoin our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, boob check, you know the drill. Then, it’s a hard relate that time is getting faster but what does it mean if even your kids are shocked that it’s March?! Next, Gem brings a shocking revelation to the mic and Revz confirms. Then, the betrayal of thinking you chose an original baby name only to see it sitting smugly on the “Top Names” list for the past 10years. Cool. Plus, we’re taking a hard nostalgic turn, because kids have it WAY too easy these days. Remember when you had to call the Hoyts hotline to get movie times? And when you had to lift your Walkman every time the bus hit a speed hump so your CD wouldn’t skip? Character building. Notspon:G: PSA: Don't add water to fireR: Mumm made in Aus! - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's caller wants to be in-the-know on what's cool for her kids. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re kicking off Tuesday with an aggressively niche IG algorithm that hijacked Revz’s Sunday doom scroll (no one asked for this content, yet here we are). Gem debriefs a date night with deeply average vibes — but if the food’s five-star, does the location even matter? She also shares how she accidentally passed her tablet-swallowing trauma onto one of her kids, because generational growth is a journey. And finally… Revz’s kids are staying in their own beds. Is this the moment we’ve all dreamed of? Or are we being set up? Happy Tuesday besties x #Not spon:R: 1/2 sugar life hackG: H&M new season jackets - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's caller doesn't want her kid being filmed by other parents.  - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spoiler Alert! You asked, DLs and obviously we couldn't resist! Our deep dive into Wuthering Heights is finally here. Critics are divided… and after this watch party, so are we.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick things off with a new outro jingle and can officially confirm: AI is not taking our jobs. Then it’s a full Golden Ticket Lunch recap, the highs, the lows, and all the BTS drama. Gem shares a story that takes a sharp (and important) turn into a very real parenting moment, sparking a must-have conversation about kids and emergency services. And finally, Revz wants to chat about extra-curricular activities. Why does everything have to be serious and competitive? Why can’t kids just do activities for fun anymore? #NotsponRevz: SplitwiseGem: Garmin Vivofit Junior - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week’s caller has some strong opinions about her mum’s new boyfriend, and they’re not exactly glowing. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's me you're looking for! Welcome to your express pass into the universe of We Don't Have Time For This. In this explainer episode, we decode the WDHTFT vernacular, our weekly schedule and drop bite-size snippets from some of our most loved, most unhinged, and most accidentally profound conversations. - Full Episodes: Talking Shit, Like Literally Do Friendship Break Ups Hurt The Most? Shame at Home Mum She Has The Receipts Is Surgery a betrayal of All Women? - Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon StorefrontSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The group chat is popping off, Gem can’t keep up (as per usual), but the good news is you can now leave quietly without anyone noticing. We unpack Gem’s deep regret over re-introducing iPads into society, campaign aggressively for the return of the landline, and tackle the hottest etiquette debate of our time: Irish Ghosting. Is it okay to smoke bomb? Gem says yes and, frankly, she has a point. And while we’re at it, let’s bring back shame. Coz there's nothing wrong with a healthy dose of shame (Don’t cancel us.) #NotsponRevz: Soma Bodywash from WoolworthsGem: Bon Maxie Toiletry Bags - Check out our Amazon Storefront Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Unlike her husband, this week’s caller thinks phones are completely private. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Straight in with our monthly boob check reminder because safety first, DLs. Then… have you heard of a turkey slap? Because Revz accidentally secured the most awkward parenting moment of 2026. Warning: full body cringe. And since everyone else is doing it, we’re jumping on the bandwagon with absolutely unchecked confidence: our predictions for 2026. We're talking food, fashion, skincare, homes, hobbies, parenting styles, restaurants, sport/exercise. Take notes, DLs, because we’re calling it now… and will probably be wrong. You’re welcome. Or sorry. Either way, press play. #NotsponRevz: Facepaint Markers from Amazon (aff link)Gem: Retro Umbrella Co - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller wants to talk about if, and when, kids’ sleepovers should happen - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The final ep in our four-part Summer series. We dive into what happens when inexperience meets confidence: ignoring expert advice, learning everything the hard way, and choosing style over function (every. single. time). We’re talking renovation regrets, brutal hindsight, and hard-earned lessons. It’s a cautionary tale wrapped in mild embarrassment. If you’re mid-reno, planning one, or still emotionally recovering from one, learn from us DLs… or don’t. You do you. Mentions:Tiles by KateABI Interiors Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube- Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple- Sign Up To Bestie BulletinJoin our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Madeleine Reeves joins us as we tumble headfirst into the confusion of names, seriously, don’t even get us started on Kirstin. Then we put our kids on the ultimate truth-telling test by asking them to impersonate us, and let’s just say, the results are eye-opening. Next, Raffa finally gets the Birds & Bees chat. Did Gem handle it like a pro, or are we looking at a full re-do? And, finally we get real about friendship and why diversifying your friend groups actually matters. Equal parts laughs, awkward moments, and surprisingly useful life lessons.   #Notspons:Colourwow Style On Steroids Texture + Finishing Spray (aff link) Shin Defenders (aff link) Jettproof Socks - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's caller has noticed a change in her husbands behaviour, but wonders, how long will it last?  - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscriber Golden Ticket Lunch- BOOST your entry here Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Part 3 of our four-part Summer series, where the vibes are still high and the "hot take" pressure is officially cancelled. This week we’re talking about bucking the trends, backing yourself, and injecting some personality into your home. From working with the bones, quirks and era of your place to resisting the urge to copy-paste whatever’s trending online, we’re diving into how to make a home feel like yours. Less algorithm, more instinct. Mentions: @properwaypaintingau Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube- Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple- Sign Up To Bestie BulletinJoin our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.