We Don't Have Time For This

Revz's best friend (obvi) Gem, and Revz's boyfriend's best friend (stay with us) Jordy, both sit down on the mic to chat. How are the best friends doing with this whirlwind romance? The bestie support group has entered the chat. - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Check out our Amazon Storefront  Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week’s caller is struggling with the impossible quality of the third graders projects. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Canberra, here we come! We are mere DAYS away from hitting the stage with our Know Thyself show, and our excitement levels have officially reached pants-wetting territory. Meanwhile, Revz may or may not have almost burnt down her house… again. Teddy is absolutely devastated after losing his favourite PJs, Isla’s first stint as a referee may also have been her last, jaw-on-the-floor moment incoming, and Iggy has officially become the most indecisive child alive, which is reeeeally testing Gem’s patience. Big feelings, questionable decisions and pre-show chaos. So, standard. #Notspon: R: Lego 3 in 1 series  G: Inflatable movie screen from Kmart  - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Check out our Amazon Storefront  Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller wants her husband to take pride in their kids appearance. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Life is absolutely LIFE-ING and, frankly, we'd like to speak to management. With showtime looming, we're operating somewhere between "is it too much?" and "we've got this." Meanwhile, Isla's latest school assignment has Revz asking why the cost-of-living crisis hasn't made its way into primary school homework, and Gem's accidentally entered the elite, bedazzled fever dream that is the solo dance competition world. Fake lashes, fake tan, too many rhinestones and an unsettling feeling. Let's unpack. #Notspon: R: Fresh Off The Boat on Disney+ G: The Odyssey at Imax - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Check out our Amazon Storefront (including our Harris Farm favs) Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week’s caller has a fancy designer handbag, that’s getting a lot of attention.    - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Holiday debriefs are in and let's just say our top travel tips are probably not the ones you'll find on Instagram. We chat live show prep, why Revz is suddenly feeling very nervous, and settle the age old debate of folding versus hanging because apparently this is what adulthood has come to. Then Gem reveals the one thing guaranteed to send her into a full body spiral, feet. Too many feet. Far too much foot chat. #Notspon: R: Go-To Pimple Patches  G: Butter chicken pies Harris Farm (Aff link) - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Check out our Amazon Storefront (including our Harris Farm favs) Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller received an accidental bob from her best friend who is also her hairdresser. Disaster. Mentions: Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want Beef With My Neighbour (Spotify) Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want Beef With My Neighbour (Apple) - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kicking off today's ep with a little PSA... your kids are listening. And according to science, they believe everything they overhear, so make it count. Quick quezzie, does your family have a theme? Cos we get into sibling names and the bizarre decision to name multiple children as though they are a matching set. Revz has a bone to pick with the school canteen and how good was the hot cheese roll? Speaking of heaven, Gem went on a sensory adventure to the Epicurean buffet, before falling headfirst into her personal hell; life admin. Happy Tuesday DLs x #Notspon: R: Go-To Oil Over KD: Life Unhurried Sleep, Please - Check out our Amazon Storefront (including our Harris Farm favs) Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week’s caller is struggling to get on board with her partners’ new money saving strategies.  LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you measure distance in your head? Blue whales? Swimming pools? Or are you like Gem who can somehow just feel a kilometre? We check in on Revz's new love and whether Gem's finally caught up. Then, Gem has a bone to pick with Gen Z because the vibes are off and the forward energy seems to be MIA. Plus, why does theatre feel like it's on life support? Can we blame cozzie livs for absolutely everything, and, as always, this episode ends up nowhere near where we started. #Notspon: R: Scarlet rechargeable heat pack G: Zone your car speakers. - Check out our Amazon Storefront Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller is feeling the imbalance of family dynamics.  LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Check out our Amazon Storefront (Prime Day Sales July 7-13!) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Quick reminder to check your bosoms because we're nothing if not committed to your wellbeing. Then it's onto the great moustache debate because Revz has developed a concerning appreciation for the humble soup strainer. Gem dishes out some tough love after an Iggy, World Cup and pocket money situation that has the group chat divided. Plus, a trip down memory lane to New York and the early days of Gem and Hubs. Gem dishes out all her long distance relationship tips, now that Revz is dealing with different time zones. Gem drops another health update and let's just say someone's crystals are copping the blame. Happy Tuesday DLs. May the school holidays be ever in your favour. #NotSpon:G: Benefit Lip Stain R: The Four Seasons on Netflix - Check out our Amazon Storefront (Prime Day Sale 7-13 July!) Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's caller is desperate to avoid a wedding-day disaster. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, some glamorous life admin because it's time to worm your kids. Tick that shit off and move on with your day. Then Revz is on a fake tan journey and we'll check back in a few weeks to see how that's... developing. But that's not even the headline. DLs, we need you seated for this one because a bomb has dropped in Revz's life and honestly, we're still processing. Bestie is activated, feelings are high, and as always, chaos has entered the chat. Keeping it spicy since day dot. Not Spon:G: Nicole Fendel Locket R: Claude - Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 Today’s caller is married to a love language mismatch. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's everyone doing with their freezer because Revz has a theory and frankly, none of us are coming out of this looking good. Meanwhile Gem is deep in nit hell and Revz is armed with enough experience, wisdom and unsolicited advice to start a support group. Then we're taking a nostalgic trip back to the golden age of 90s kids movies, except Gem's children have started asking questions that absolutely ruin the magic and she does not have time for it. Plus, Revz accidentally receives a DM that was very much not intended for her and what follows is equal parts high school bullshit, overthinking and group therapy. Not Spon:G: Nimble Activewear R: Follow @lifewith.annette - Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's caller wants to 'love thy neighbour' but doesn't love thy neighbour's lawn mowing skills.    LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem’s got the holy grail of hacks (no exaggeration) to help with kid’s resilience. Naturally, this leads us down a completely necessary detour into inspirational song recommendations because apparently we're all one power ballad away from personal growth. Then we tackle a parenting controversy that's been dividing households for generations: bribery. Are rewards ruining our children, or are they the only reason anyone under ten is wearing shoes? No seriously, if we don’t have bribes and rewards, how else do we get shit done?   Not Spon:G: No noise football  R: Mini Magnetic Tiles Travel Set (aff link) - Mentions: Watch "The Trenches" from Sorry For Existing 2024 Live Show Watch "Tonight" WDHTFT X Furnace and The Fundamentals from Who Is She? 2025 Live Show Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's caller wants to know when she can drop her kid's swimming lessons and save some money.   LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Starting today’s ep with the most important discussion of 2026. What are Australia’s favourite Cadbury chocolate bars? Warning: some results will shock you. More merch has arrived at the pod office and we are frothing!! Gem’s in the extra curricular activity trenches and her weekend is fully booked. Then Iggy’s got a passion and Gem’s trying to be supportive but has not got a f*cking clue. Revz has got questionable advice and tips for the best way to perform sport ball. Take it or (most likely) leave it. Notspon: G: Handbag organiser (aff link) R: Ezra Klein on Armchair Expert - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's caller wants to know if she should let her 7yo shave.   LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bella's giving Gem a lesson in pop culture this week. We're talking cringey celeb comebacks, a sneaky marriage, fake freckles and cancelling lolly bags. Bella is bringing all the T and Gem's got notes.  - Mentions:  Madonna's JFK Jnr Confession Madonna Getting Down with Gymskin All The Cool Girls Are Wearing Red, according to Sitchu Gem’s blazer cuffs  Sign up to The Fifth Trimester Fix Follow: @the_fifth_trimester LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to the TFT podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can we pull the brakes on the Year of the Horse cos it's June and we need a nap. Seriously. Gem’s living her best life back in dance classes but then gets some surprising results from a recent blood test. Then, do we actually have to be good at our hobbies to enjoy them? Because Gem’s not happy about being the worst in her class and has developed a rebellious streak to balance out her tennis talents.... or lack thereof. Happy Tuesday, DLs! Notspons: Gem: Studymate Pencil Case Set  Revz: Too Good To Go App (Game Changer!)  - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A little treat for your Saturday morning, we've unlocked a fav subscriber episode for some LOLs.  Besties, there are two kinds of people in this world: the ones who can keep treats in the pantry for “later” and the ones who inhale them before the groceries are even unpacked (guess which camp we’re in). And then, buckle up, because Revz has a massage story. Let’s just say it may or may not involve a happy ending. A real juicy one for you today. Enjoy x - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's caller wants to guarantee a bond between her kids.    LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s the only show we wanna talk about right now - Netflix’s Kylie Minogue three-part documentary, Kylie, so of course we had to record a special episode to break it all down. We chat about all the huge bombshells (career, cancer, kids), and all the things that were left unsaid.  Because the big question is, after three hours with Australia’s golden girl of pop, do we actually know Kylie better? Or has Kylie done what Kylie does best - let us close enough to feel her glittery warmth, but not quite close enough to touch the truth? Plus, Lu opens up about how Kylie and Dannii Minogue’s dynamic reminds her a lot of her own bond with her big sister Revs, and why one sibling’s success should never be the other’s undoing.   Netflix’s Kylie: https://www.netflix.com/au/title/82075657  - Sign up to The Fifth Trimester Fix The Fifth Trimester bangers playlist  Follow us: @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You’re in for a treat DLs! Producer Kate made Gem and Revz listen to their very first episode “We Bought A Mic” back in 2020. So naturally, Gem’s got notes, Revz has insights and now we’re all reminiscing on the ride that is WDHTFT. Whether you’re an OG from day dot or new to the chat, this ones for you x - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem’s accidentally become a full-time indoor plant parent and we fear this might officially be our midlife crisis era. Then we introduce what may be the greatest invention of all time: The Adult Dress Up Box™️ — no notes, just a bloody good time. We also get into Gem’s latest documentary obsession, naturally spiral into trash TV and guilty pleasures, and the inevitable millennial midlife crisis. Finally, something deeply disturbing happened to Revz the other night that left us feeling humbled, disgusted and honestly a bit old. Notspons: G: Aussie Pal Water Bottle R: Loving Tan 10min express Mentions: Bestie Hotline: My Bestie's In Her Wellness Era - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's caller has just discovered the mental load of hand-me-down kids clothing.   LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A must-listen for DLs chasing a little “life enhancement”! Ever head of The Third Space? Kellie Sulway joins us to unpack the tools, mindset shifts, and everyday habits that help you live with more intention. From finding clarity in the chaos to the parenting golden nuggets every family needs to hear, this convo is packed with practical takeaways you’ll actually want to use. - http://Www.kithsalon.com [email protected] @kithsalon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Isla makes the catastrophic discovery of Revz's ChatGPT history and now clearing search history is another thing to add to the mental load. Gem unpacks her feelings about the latest Australian-set Netflix movie Apex and asks the important question: when was the last time you completely flipped your lid? Because... same. Plus, an absolutely necessary takedown of Timezone, the sensory overstimulation capital where relaxation goes to die. Notspons: G: THIS MUSIC MAY CONTAIN HOPE. by Raye R: Sports Mouthguard Amazon (aff link) - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's caller is is not loving her best friend's new personality.    LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After an overwhelming response from Revz and Lu's "Let's Chat About Divorce" episode. We welcome Jacqui Curtis, Family and Divorce Lawyer, to answer all of your legal quezzies.    Mentions Let's Talk About Divorce (Part 1) on Apple Podcasts Let's Talk About Divorce (Part 1) on Spotify Domestic Violence Hotline: 1800RESPECT Family Court Website Parker Coles Curtis Family & Divorce LawyersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How elite is Ribena? Not a question. A fact. That purple nectar deserves a cultural revisit. No notes. Then things take a turn. Ham: yet another thing we’re apparently doing wrong as parents. Revz crashed out in the school group chat and honestly, we've all thought about it. One mildly passive aggressive message which begs the question when do the dads start volunteering for school events? Just wondering, because the mums are tired. Plus, Gem finally solves the mystery of her lifelong tablet-swallowing trauma, and DLs, there’s a 1 in 5 chance you’ve got the same issue.  Notspons: G: Kevin Murphy Body Mass R: CRZ YOGA activewear tank (aff link) and CRZ YOGA bike shorts (aff link) - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's caller has a very efficient boyfriend! WACF Charity Donation LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ahead of Mother’s Day this Sunday, Bella and Lu from our little sister poddy, The Fifth Trimester, are dropping in for a special lil chat/pep talk/warm hug for anyone who may find this day hard to navigate. Whether you’re longing to be a mum, missing your mum, caring for your mum, dealing with a complex mother-daughter relationship, a tricky mother-in-law dynamic, or a single mum... It’s a day that can put all of that under a microscope and really illuminate the pain. Lu opens up about how, in the wake of her divorce, Mother’s Day, and other big, celebratory moments now come with an undercurrent of sadness. Bella shares what it’s been like stepping into the role of legal guardian for her mum following a dementia diagnosis. The girls also share how they’re marking the day together this year, complete with a full-blown boycott of the whole damn thing. We hope this alternative view point makes you feel less alone, DLs. Share this episode with your loved ones x Follow us: @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem kicks things off with a trip to Woolies and somehow spirals into gender stereotypes. Live show tickets are officially out, so grab your seats, secure the merch, and emotionally prepare for what may be the best night of your life. Next, we dive straight into fake alcohol, where Gem feels personally victimised by the non-alcohol industry, which naturally leads to a completely reasonable side quest dragging Zoomers, ironic considering what comes next. Gem shares what might be her most embarrassing story to date. Yes, it involves nudity, and yes, it is as bad as you think. Just when you think it cannot escalate, Revz steps in with her own laser nightmare. Finally, Revz opens up, pun very much intended, about her roster, and suddenly we are re-evaluating everything we said about Zoomers. We're bringing unhinged energy with a side of contradiction. Notspons: G: Eveko Shampoo and Conditioner R: Frank Body Clearing Body Wash - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's caller bumped into her ex, and now her brain won't shut up! LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and in this episode we’re sharing the links for the mums that know exactly what they want! Here are some of our ideas or send your own and everyone's happy! Share this episode with your partners, kids, or your village. Mentions: Gem’s Dressing Gown Revz’s Ugg boots Once upon Photo books Milk Books Photo books  Blys at home treatment LIVE SHOW Tickets (on sale 1st May 10am AEST) - Check out our Amazon Storefront for #notspons and more gifting inspo Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

***LIVE SHOW TICKETS on sale 10am AEST 1st May*** Live show tickets go on sale this Friday, you know the drill. Fresh off a shopping spree, Gem has bought her first kini in over a decade and Revz is bringing full hype girl energy. Then, do you love grocery shopping or hate it, because this is truly a two types of people situation, especially when your spending habits clash with someone else’s. Revz also has a bug bear with anything that tracks you like sleep and fitness data, is it really necessary? Meanwhile Gem is seething over the small chaotic piles taking over her house and somehow her chuck it out personality might be creating little hoarders. Notspons: G: Coles Dried Mango R: Aeon Liquid Magic - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's caller wants to spoil her bestie without breaking the bank. All LIVE SHOW info - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All of YOUR questions answered for 2026 Live Tour: Know Thyself.  All information will be available on the website. Send us your quezzies.  Join the facebook chat. Tickets on sale 10am (AEST) Friday 1st May.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and in this episode we’re sharing our all time favourite gifts to celebrate the mums and mother figures in your life. Share this episode with your partners, kids, or your village. Mentions: Luxuriate candle subscription Ribs and Dust (Thumb print) Kate and Kole (Hand Drawn Heart) LIVE SHOW Tickets  WACF Charity Donation - Check out our Amazon Storefront for #notspons and more gifting inspo Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've just announced our 2026 Live Tour: Know Thyself.  All information will be available on the website. Send us your quezzies.  Join the facebook chat. Tickets on sale 10am (AEST) Friday 1st May.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday DLs! Revz is issuing a highly personal thank you to the DLs for their… enthusiastic offers 😉, Gem has entered her ChatGPT stylist era and oh, casual announcement, we’re going on TOUR. Yes, our brand new live show: KNOW THYSELF is hitting the stage in a city near you. Now that Revz is 40 she has discovered she can no longer party like she used to and can no longer blame the bad prawn, cos even the 10 year old is sus. We finish by exposing the words you’ve definitely been mispronouncing, prepare to feel either deeply smug or personally attacked.  Not sponsored: G: Gimme Puffy Heart earrings R: ASOS - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our toughest dilemons yet. This week’s caller is having serious MIL struggles.  - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and in this episode we’re sharing meaningful, creative, and completely free ways to celebrate the mums and mother figures in your life. Share this episode with your partners, kids, and your village. Mentions:Muzio for personalised AI jingleCapcut for video editingCupcake box (aff link) - Check out our Amazon Storefront for #notspons and more gifting inspo Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Revz found herself in a Supre store, shopping for herself, surrounded by tweens. Midlife crisis or hidden gem? And while we’re on fashion, barrel jeans, could they maybe, actually quite possible, definitely deserve a moment? Then we get real about the TV shows motherhood has ruined for us, yet another thing we lose after kids! On a lighter note, we’re bringing back old hobbies, before diving (pun intended) into the dark depths of the Manosphere. We unpack the Netflix documentary that absolutely needs a conversation, exposing the corners of social media and society that should be cancelled immediately.   Not sponsored: R: Mini Almond Magnum G: Elizabeth Hewson : Home Food  - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook GroupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.