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We Don't Have Time For This
by Gemma Peanut & Kate Reeves
Two full-time working mums with lots of opinions and no time. Featuring childhood besties Gemma Peanut and Kate Reeves.
Episodes
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Wanted To Be A Fun Mum
Today’s caller bought all the halloween party decorations and now that they have arrived, the vibe has changed. - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple...
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Dance Mum Drama Side Stage
Gem’s got a new favourite word and leaning in all the associated vibes. And an update on Iggy’s trophy. Kids saving their worst behaviour for their sibling, it’s a scientific fact, but why… no seriously, WHY!? Gem’s diving back into the solo dance competition world with some behaviour she…
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: Were You Really Working Late, Hubs?
Today’s caller chanced upon her husband’s phone with a text message that read “Your Wife Is Going To Kill You”. - Show Merch (FREE Cream Hat with every order) Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe…
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Gem Needs To Die With The Lie
First up, life admin! Worm your kids every term cos that’s another thing we simply don’t have time for. Then, Gem has a parenting moment so shameful she’s taking Raffa down with her. Brace yourselves. And finally, we all know Yai is the gold standard of Mums, Grandmothers and Mother-in-Laws, so...
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: I’m in a One-Sided Friendship
Today’s caller tried a friendship experiment and wasn’t happy with the results. - Show Merch (FREE Cream Hat with every order) Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe…
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Not-Single Single Mum
From the podcast that brought you What Menu Item Are You? comes the next instalment nobody asked for but everyone needs: What Weather Are You? And while we’re here… What Sport Are You? Play along at home DLs. Plus, Revz is no longer a single, single Mum, which leads us into a bigger chat, do we...
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The Fifth Trimester: Sam Wood’s DV Charges & The Myth Of The Good Guy
This episode discusses alleged domestic violence. If you need help, please call 1800RESPECT Imagine being on death row, only for your execution not to work. That’s exactly what happened to Tennessee woman Christa Pike last week, and we’re certain it’s already being turned into a Netflix true…
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: I’m Never the Mum Who Puts Her Hand Up
This week's caller is feeling guilty for not volunteering at school. HARD relate. - Show Merch (FREE Cream Hat with every order) LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE...
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Ask Us (Literally) Anything
Our 2026 live show, Know Thyself, has officially come to an end. So obviously, we had to do an AMA. We’re spilling some tour tea, talking costumes, getting emotional about the final show and answering the question everyone wants to know… what happens next? Come for the answers. Stay for the...
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Want Our Families To Blend
Today’s caller has mixed feelings about blending her family. - Show Merch (FREE Cream Hat with every order) LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:...
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What Age of Kid Is The Easiest?
Know Thyself is officially over, the showgirl shoes are off and Gem and Revz are left wondering what the hell they’re going to do with themselves now. In the meantime, stream all four shows on the website before they’re gone forever! Then, the school mum contact naming system “Gemma (Raffa &…
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Can’t Deal With Class Parent Politics
This week’s DL has got more than she bargained for as class parent. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on...
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Revz’s (Current) Boyfriend in the Hot Seat
Doron’s on the mic today and honestly, buckle up. We’re getting a little taste of what it’s like to fall in love, move to NYC and chase a Broadway dream… all in the time it takes to get two manicures. Casual. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront...
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: Postpartum is NOT a Competition, Bestie
Today's caller is not vibing her competitive postpartum friend. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple...
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Tradwife For The Independent Woman
Welcome to the roast fest, Besties, it’s our love language. The WDHTFT Live Show Box Set is officially here! Get all 4 shows, including the Know Thyself livestream on Saturday 19 September, via our website. Squeal! Then, what comes to mind when you hear “independent woman”? And why don’t we talk...
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: Should I Take The Leap?
This week’s caller is thinking of moving countries and doing a whole life change. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple...
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Night Nanny With A Side Of Shame
The bad news is we had a technical glitch and lost our audio files, the good news is we extracted the video audio so we didn't leave you without an ep this week. A night nanny sounds like the dream, so why does accepting help come with a complimentary side of shame and guilt? Today we’re…
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: I'm Feeling Pet Pressure
Her kids want a dog, but our DL does not. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little...
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The Third Child Conspiracy
Ok, so apparently third babies are usually a “surprise”. But is this an actual phenomenon, a wildly convenient excuse, or have parents simply stopped pretending they know how babies are made by round three? Let’s unpack the third-child theory. And while we’re here, we reminisce about the good…
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: Friendship Divorce
Today's caller is in the middle of a friendship breakup and has to pick a side. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple…
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The Fifth Trimester: Why Hayden Panettiere’s Death Has Rocked Millennials
Hollywood actress Hayden Panettiere has tragically died at just 36 years old from a suspected overdose. She was found unresponsive at a residence in Greenville, South Carolina, on Sunday, August 16. A true millennial icon, Hayden began acting as a child and broke through in Remember the Titans at...
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My Best Friend and Your Best Friend
Revz's best friend (obvi) Gem, and Revz's boyfriend's best friend (stay with us) Jordy, both sit down on the mic to chat. How are the best friends doing with this whirlwind romance? The bestie support group has entered the chat. - Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)…
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: Did Your Kid Really Do That?
This week’s caller is struggling with the impossible quality of the third graders projects. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on...
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What’s with the Parents On the Sidelines?
Canberra, here we come! We are mere DAYS away from hitting the stage with our Know Thyself show, and our excitement levels have officially reached pants-wetting territory. Meanwhile, Revz may or may not have almost burnt down her house… again. Teddy is absolutely devastated after losing his...
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: Is That What They’re Wearing, Hubs?
Today’s caller wants her husband to take pride in their kids appearance. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on...
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Some news...
Some news... - Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Dance Mum's Lament
Life is absolutely LIFE-ING and, frankly, we'd like to speak to management. With showtime looming, we're operating somewhere between "is it too much?" and "we've got this." Meanwhile, Isla's latest school assignment has Revz asking why the cost-of-living crisis hasn't made its way into primary...
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: Eyes Off My Handbag!
This week’s caller has a fancy designer handbag, that’s getting a lot of attention. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple...
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I'm Yucking Your Yum
Holiday debriefs are in and let's just say our top travel tips are probably not the ones you'll find on Instagram. We chat live show prep, why Revz is suddenly feeling very nervous, and settle the age old debate of folding versus hanging because apparently this is what adulthood has come to. Then...
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Can’t Look My Hairdresser In The Eye
Today’s caller received an accidental bob from her best friend who is also her hairdresser. Disaster. Mentions: Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want Beef With My Neighbour (Spotify) Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want Beef With My Neighbour (Apple) - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront...
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Fleeced At The Canteen
Kicking off today's ep with a little PSA... your kids are listening. And according to science, they believe everything they overhear, so make it count. Quick quezzie, does your family have a theme? Cos we get into sibling names and the bizarre decision to name multiple children as though they are…
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: He's Obsessed With Saving Money
This week’s caller is struggling to get on board with her partners’ new money saving strategies. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe…
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Since When Are We In Charge?
How do you measure distance in your head? Blue whales? Swimming pools? Or are you like Gem who can somehow just feel a kilometre? We check in on Revz's new love and whether Gem's finally caught up. Then, Gem has a bone to pick with Gen Z because the vibes are off and the forward energy seems to…
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: The MIL Economy
Today’s caller is feeling the imbalance of family dynamics. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Check out our Amazon Storefront (Prime Day Sales July 7-13!) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple...
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The Long Distance Relationship Game
Quick reminder to check your bosoms because we're nothing if not committed to your wellbeing. Then it's onto the great moustache debate because Revz has developed a concerning appreciation for the humble soup strainer. Gem dishes out some tough love after an Iggy, World Cup and pocket money...
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: Should I Confess Now or Risk Wedding Chaos?
This week's caller is desperate to avoid a wedding-day disaster. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify...
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Are you sitting down DLs?
First up, some glamorous life admin because it's time to worm your kids. Tick that shit off and move on with your day. Then Revz is on a fake tan journey and we'll check back in a few weeks to see how that's... developing. But that's not even the headline. DLs, we need you seated for this one...
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: Babe, Please Give Me A Compliment
Today’s caller is married to a love language mismatch. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to…
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The DM That Wasn’t Meant For Us
What's everyone doing with their freezer because Revz has a theory and frankly, none of us are coming out of this looking good. Meanwhile Gem is deep in nit hell and Revz is armed with enough experience, wisdom and unsolicited advice to start a support group. Then we're taking a nostalgic trip…
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want Beef With My Neighbour
This week's caller wants to 'love thy neighbour' but doesn't love thy neighbour's lawn mowing skills. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:...
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I Get Knocked Down...
Gem’s got the holy grail of hacks (no exaggeration) to help with kid’s resilience. Naturally, this leads us down a completely necessary detour into inspirational song recommendations because apparently we're all one power ballad away from personal growth. Then we tackle a parenting controversy...
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: When Can I Ditch Swimming Lessons?
Today's caller wants to know when she can drop her kid's swimming lessons and save some money. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on...
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Theatre Nerds Do Sport Ball
Starting today’s ep with the most important discussion of 2026. What are Australia’s favourite Cadbury chocolate bars? Warning: some results will shock you. More merch has arrived at the pod office and we are frothing!! Gem’s in the extra curricular activity trenches and her weekend is fully...
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: My 7yo is Ashamed of her Body Hair
This week's caller wants to know if she should let her 7yo shave. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify...
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Gem Crashed The Fifth Trimester. She has notes.
Bella's giving Gem a lesson in pop culture this week. We're talking cringey celeb comebacks, a sneaky marriage, fake freckles and cancelling lolly bags. Bella is bringing all the T and Gem's got notes. - Mentions: Madonna's JFK Jnr Confession Madonna Getting Down with Gymskin All The Cool Girls…
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Gem’s Blood Test Got Her Sweating
Can we pull the brakes on the Year of the Horse cos it's June and we need a nap. Seriously. Gem’s living her best life back in dance classes but then gets some surprising results from a recent blood test. Then, do we actually have to be good at our hobbies to enjoy them? Because Gem’s not happy...
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Unlocked: $500 For a Fake Orgasm
A little treat for your Saturday morning, we've unlocked a fav subscriber episode for some LOLs. Besties, there are two kinds of people in this world: the ones who can keep treats in the pantry for “later” and the ones who inhale them before the groceries are even unpacked (guess which camp we’re...
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☎️ Bestie Hotline: How Do I Make My Kids Besties?
This week's caller wants to guarantee a bond between her kids. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify…
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The Fifth Trimester : Will The Real Kylie Minogue Please Stand Up?
It’s the only show we wanna talk about right now - Netflix’s Kylie Minogue three-part documentary, Kylie, so of course we had to record a special episode to break it all down. We chat about all the huge bombshells (career, cancer, kids), and all the things that were left unsaid. Because the big...
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Bonus: Let’s Go Back To Where It All Began
You’re in for a treat DLs! Producer Kate made Gem and Revz listen to their very first episode “We Bought A Mic” back in 2020. So naturally, Gem’s got notes, Revz has insights and now we’re all reminiscing on the ride that is WDHTFT. Whether you’re an OG from day dot or new to the chat, this ones...
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Two full-time working mums with lots of opinions and no time. Featuring childhood besties Gemma Peanut and Kate Reeves.
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