We Fix Space Junk
by Battle Bird Productions
'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law. A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dystopian world, We Fix Space Junk draws on the sci-fi of the past, following in the footsteps of Harry Harrison and of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Equal parts love-letter to sci-fi and satire of the present-day, Space Junk is lovingly produced by Beth Crane and Hedley Knights of Battle Bird Productions. To support the show visit patreon.com/BattleBirdProd or visit Battlebird.productions
Episodes
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Introducing... Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason!
Hello! We’re gradually recovering from our live show, and in the meantime wanted to share a show by some good friends of ours. Good Pointe Podcasts create a whole bunch of shows we love, including Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason - starring DAX, AKA Jack Carmichael! Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a...
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Introducing... Mockery Manor!
Hello! I’m here today to introduce you to a podcast I love: Mockery Manor. Created by Lindsay Sharman and Laurence Owen, Mockery Manor is a mystery thriller set in an 80s theme park. (Coincidentally, we’re also both performing at London Podcast Festival on the 6th September, so you can come and…
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Introducing... The Strata
Hello! I’m dropping in to introduce an audio drama that’s been going for some time: The Strata, by Mark R Healy. Set in a sprawling, dystopian metropolis in a sci-fi future, The Strata follows Rust, an ageing mechanically-augmented courier forced into business with an underworld ganglord in order...
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Introducing... Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective
Hello! Before I introduce you to my dear friend Jack, a quick reminder that if you’re about on September 6th we’re doing a live show at the London Podcast Festival as part of Audio Drama Day! We’re on at 2:30 and tickets are just £16! This may well be our last live show - and will definitely be…
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A Couple of Quick Announcements... (Including Live Show!)
Hello! We hope you enjoyed listening to Season 4 (or as some of the cool kids are calling it, Season 7). It was a real labour of love and we're so glad it's finally out in the world. We're here with a couple of quick announcements! First, we're going to be doing a live show! We're back at London...
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S04 E08 - S.O.S.
In which Kilner and Samantha receive an SOS from Automnicon's HQ. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley...
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S04 E08 - S.O.S.
In which Kilner and Samantha receive an SOS from Automnicon's HQ. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley...
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S04 E07 - Sylbie
In which Kilner and Samantha have a run-in with an old schoolfriend of Samantha's. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and...
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S04 E07 - Sylbie
In which Kilner and Samantha have a run-in with an old schoolfriend of Samantha's. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and...
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S04 E06 - The Explorer
In which Kilner and Samantha are sent out into the far reaches of space with a celebrity explorer. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by...
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S04 E06 - The Explorer
In which Kilner and Samantha are sent out into the far reaches of space with a celebrity explorer. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by...
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S04 E05 - Trains, Drones and AI-Mobiles
In which Kilner and Samantha are tasked with delivering a small nuclear reactor. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and...
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S04 E05 - Trains, Drones and AI-Mobiles
In which Kilner and Samantha are tasked with delivering a small nuclear reactor. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and...
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S04 E04 - Return to Neutral Industries
In which Kilner and Samantha return to Neutral Industries and cross paths with an old friend. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth...
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S04 E04 - Return to Neutral Industries
In which Kilner and Samantha return to Neutral Industries and cross paths with an old friend. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth...
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Introducing... Death by Dying
So if you've been in the audio-drama-sphere as long as we have, you probably know Death by Dying (and if you haven't, you're in for a treat). They're one of our favourites, we love the people behind it (and we've worked with them a bunch) and we're overjoyed that in the year we're finally back…
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Introducing... Death by Dying
So if you've been in the audio-drama-sphere as long as we have, you probably know Death by Dying (and if you haven't, you're in for a treat). They're one of our favourites, we love the people behind it (and we've worked with them a bunch) and we're overjoyed that in the year we're finally back…
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S04 E03 - Word Wrangling
In which Kilner and Samantha deal with a word escape on a literary ranch. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by...
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S04 E03 - Word Wrangling
In which Kilner and Samantha deal with a word escape on a literary ranch. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by...
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S04 E02 - The Wall
In which Kilner and Samantha meet the Bunntulas, adorable fluffy settlers trying to make a home in a dangerous world. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click...
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S04 E02 - The Wall
In which Kilner and Samantha meet the Bunntulas, adorable fluffy settlers trying to make a home in a dangerous world. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click...
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S04E01 - Megafauna
When Kilner and Samantha visit a planet full of megafauna, they find a toothy surprise waiting for them... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written…
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S04E01 - Megafauna
When Kilner and Samantha visit a planet full of megafauna, they find a toothy surprise waiting for them... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written…
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Season Four Announcement!
Hello, we're back! We're here to make a quick announcement -- and it's the one you've all been waiting for! Just in time for our eighth anniversary, the seventh season of We Fix Space Junk is finally ready for release! The mathematically-minded amongst you may also know it as the long-awaited...
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No Space Like Home: A We Fix Space Junk Festive Special! [Trailer]
After a run-in with an unexpected asteroid field in Canis-S, Samantha and Kilner find themselves stranded on an unknown planet, the wreckage of their ship strewn for miles. Will they ever make it to the Green Zone and find the Grand Engineer, the only person capable of fixing their ship? Recorded...
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Sponsor Bot's Brucemas Broadcast
A little message from Sponsor Bot; they were very excited to record it for you all! Merry Brucemas one and all! To buy our Hanukkah episode, you can visit our GumRoad page or join our Patreon! We Fix Space Junk will be back next year - we'll be recording again in January! Thank you all so much…
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The Hollow Battery: A We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special!
When Kilner and Samantha are sent to a dead planet to decommission a troublesome trashbot, they find a little more danger than they were expecting... This year's We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special is now live! Free to our Patrons and available to buy on our GumRoad page! STARRING Beth Crane...
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The Brucemas Tree: A We Fix Space Junk Brucemas Special
It's our annual Brucemas mini episode! This special festive episode follows Samantha and Kilner as they give a lift to a neurotic tree. Stay safe and whether you're celebrating or not we hope you have a good festive season! Merry Brucemas! You can find the episode transcript here. CAST Rebecca...
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The Brucemas Tree: A We Fix Space Junk Brucemas Special
It's our annual Brucemas mini episode! This special festive episode follows Samantha and Kilner as they give a lift to a neurotic tree. Stay safe and whether you're celebrating or not we hope you have a good festive season! Merry Brucemas! You can find the episode transcript here. CAST Rebecca...
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(TRAILER) The Levelling Feast: A Marilyn's Diary Brucemas Special
This year is a very special year for Marilyn. It’s her first time at home on Gontano during the festive season. But before she can relax and enjoy herself, she has a feast to plan! It's a traditional meeting for all of the leaders of Gontano and it has to be just right. And Marilyn’s discovering...
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(TRAILER) The Levelling Feast: A Marilyn's Diary Brucemas Special
This year is a very special year for Marilyn. It’s her first time at home on Gontano during the festive season. But before she can relax and enjoy herself, she has a feast to plan! It's a traditional meeting for all of the leaders of Gontano and it has to be just right. And Marilyn’s discovering...
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Trailer: A Series of Spooky Space Tales: The We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special
It's here! Our Halloween Special, A Series of Spooky Space Tales, is out now on our Gumroad page (wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com/l/spookyspacetales) and is free to all of our wonderful Patrons! To support us on Patreon, visit www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd. Our other Halloween Specials are also on...
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Trailer: A Series of Spooky Space Tales: The We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special
It's here! Our Halloween Special, A Series of Spooky Space Tales, is out now on our Gumroad page (wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com/l/spookyspacetales) and is free to all of our wonderful Patrons! To support us on Patreon, visit www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd. Our other Halloween Specials are also on...
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Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E08
In which Marilyn and Computer run into some unexpected problems on Gontano... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by...
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Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E07
In which Marilyn and Computer set foot on Gontano for the first time. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley...
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Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E06
In which Marilyn and Computer make some new friends. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for…
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Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E05
In which Marilyn and Computer have an unlikely nautical encounter. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley...
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Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E04
Marilyn and Computer visit Earth 2. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird…
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Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E03
Marilyn and Computer visit a planet which carries out a very curious trade... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by...
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Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E02
When Marilyn and Computer land on a new planet, they encounter a whole new way of thinking. Whether it's a good way of thinking is yet to be decided... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit...
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Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E01
When Marilyn first stepped into her new ship, Computer at her side, she assumed her journey home would be quick and easy. Unfortunately, someone had other ideas... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or…
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Mr King's Brucemas Card List
The annual Brucemas mini episode! It's Brucemas Eve, and Mr King is writing his Brucemas cards... Merry Brucemas! You can find the episode transcript here. This episode stars Karim Kronfli as Mr King. Our Full Brucemas Special: "The Ghosts of Brucemas Past" is available to buy now! visit...
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[Trailer] The Ghosts of Brucemas Past
Kilner and Samantha are gearing up for a perfectly normal Brucemas Eve. They’re tucked up in their bunk beds, snoring away. But what they weren’t expecting was the arrival of a certain festive ghost… Our Brucemas Special: "The Ghosts of Brucemas Past" is available for pre order now! visit...
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[Trailer:] Halloween Special 2020
Our Halloween Special: "A Night in On The Hill House" is available for pre order now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk To buy a copy of the special and support us in the process! Last year's Halloween Special "Escape Gennero's" is also available (here)! You'll also get the music by Hedley...
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Introducing Sleep With Me Podcast in a We Fix Space Junk Crossover!
In this special crossover episode, Dearest Scooter of the amazing Sleep With Me podcast retells the first two episodes of We Fix Space Junk with a sleepy spin. Also included is an amazing We Fix Space Junk song by Jonathan Mann! We really love Sleep With Me. We've been nightly listeners for the...
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S03E08 - The Reviewer
This season's finale, in which Samantha rescues an old friend and Kilner is faced with a challenge... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed!...
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S03E07 - A View Of A Kill
When Kilner and Samantha are charged with entertaining the visiting princess of a peace-loving race, they think they're in for an easy ride. Unfortunately, the princess has other ideas... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was...
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S03 E06 - The Phantom Eye
When Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a team of stranded archaeologists, they find a world that is a little more atmospheric than they were prepared for... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in...
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S03E05 - The Tank
When Kilner and Samantha set off on a seemingly easy job -- deliver a mysterious tank from one lab to another -- they soon find that things are going to be a little more complicated than they hoped... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This...
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S03E04 - Relaxing at The Perfecticon Spa
When Kilner and Samantha are told their next job is just to relax at a spa, they are right to be a little suspicious. Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out…
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About this show
'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law.
A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dystopian world, We Fix Space Junk draws on the sci-fi of the past, following in the footsteps of Harry Harrison and of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Equal parts love-letter to sci-fi and satire of the present-day, Space Junk is lovingly produced by Beth Crane and Hedley Knights of Battle Bird Productions.
To support the show visit patreon.com/BattleBirdProd or visit Battlebird.productions
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