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We Hate Movies
by WHM Entertainment
Since 2010, the We Hate Movies podcast has been loudly celebrating and tearing apart movies from across the spectrum: from forgotten '80s actioners and insane romantic comedies of the '90s, to the early CGI blockbusters of the aughts and the hyper-nostalgic franchises of the 2010s and today. Every week, comedians Andrew Jupin, Stephen Sajdak, Eric Szyszka, and Chris Cabin pick a movie from the near-past to discuss and joke around about in all its positive and negative glory.
Episodes
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S17 Ep891: Child's Play 2 (1990)
“This is an ‘I Got It By the Way’ situation” - Steve The 2026 Halloween Spooktacular continues this week as we’re chatting about the better-than-the-original sequel, Child’s Play 2! How hilarious is it that this toy company insists on rebuilding the cursed doll to calm their shareholders? Why do...
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S17 Ep890: Friday the 13th VI: Jason Lives (1986)
“Oh, they’re not doing re-shoots here…” - Andrew On this week’s episode, the 2026 Halloween Spooktacular is just getting warmed up as we break down one of our all-time slasher faves, Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives! How hilarious is this cold open with Tommy Jarvis and Horshack from Welcome...
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S17 Ep889: Scream (1996, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
[You are listening to an extended preview of our We ❤️ Movies episode on Scream (1996)! If you want access to the whole show, along with hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else, click this link to sign up for our Patreon!] “This cheerleader is vicious!” - Andrew on that...
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S17: On-Screen Live: The 64th New York Film Festival [BIG FALL MOVIE PREVIEW]
On the fall premiere of On-Screen Live, we're breaking down a great number of films we caught at this year's New York Film Festival! The NYFF64 lineup is a great place to turn when clocking what good-to-great films are coming down the pike toward the end of this year, or into early next. On this...
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S17 Ep888: The Frighteners (1996)
“I’ve seen this movie dozens of times” - Andrew On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off the 2026 Halloween Spooktacular in grand fashion as we go long on Peter Jackson’s super-fun, paranormal comedy, The Frighteners! Should they have tried to nail down a set of ghost rules for our spooky...
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S17 Ep887: Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)
“Unfortunately, they forgot to make this a movie…” - Eric On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the total misfire that is Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li! Holy smokes, what were they thinking here? What in the world with this narration? Why was the late, great Michael Clarke Duncan the...
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S17 Ep886: Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
“They’re making sure you got every dumb detail of that first movie” - Andrew on the opening flashback On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the second entry in the massively successful sci-fi horror franchise, Resident Evil: Apocalypse! How janky is the CGI on those Licker monsters in the...
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S17 Ep885: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982, REDUX)
“I do have to imagine life with good, old Dan Challis… was a nightmare.” - Chris On this week’s episode, we’re heading back to Santa Mira to chat about a cult classic par excellence, one of the most misunderstood, under-watched horror sequels of all time, Halloween III: Season of the Witch! Is…
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S17 Ep884: Big (1988, Live in Chicago)
Recorded Live at the Den Theatre in Chicago, IL, 22 March, 2026 “Way too much oral stuff in this movie!” - Eric On this week’s WHM Live episode, it’s our raucous show from Chicago where we were talking a blue streak about the beloved Tom Hanks comedy, Big! How eerie is the third act of this…
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S17 Ep883: The Guest (2014, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
You're listening to an extended preview of our September WLM on The Guest! To access the full, commercial-free show, click through to our Patreon and sign up now! “I love this sad sack shit” - Eric on the father in this movie On the first We ❤️ Movies episode of season 17, we’re chatting about a...
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S17 Ep882: Midnight Run (1988, W❤️M, w/ Mayday filmmakers John Francis Daley & Jonathan Goldstein)
“I always wanted to see a cop car crash because of this movie!” - Eric on Midnight Run On this very special episode of WHM, which also happens to be the Season 17 premiere(!), we’re so stoked to be chatting with John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein, the writing/directing duo behind hilarious...
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S16 Ep881: Conan the Barbarian (1982, Live in Minneapolis)
Recorded Live at the Varsity Theater in Minneapolis, MN, 20 March, 2026 “This show is rated PG-45…” - Steve on our live show content On this Summer Live episode, it’s our rowdy show from the great city of Minneapolis, Minnesota, where we were touring in March of this year, chatting about the…
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S16 Ep880: Broken Arrow (1996, Live in Los Angeles)
Recorded Live at the Hollywood Improv in Los Angeles, CA, 22 February, 2026 “Travolta just chops him in the neck!” - Steve on Bob Gunton’s character’s demise On this week’s Summer Live episode, we’re releasing our Broken Arrow show from earlier this year, recorded in our favorite room to play on...
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S16 Ep879: Total Recall (1990, W❤️M, Live in Brooklyn)
Recorded Live at the Bell House in Brooklyn, NY, 6 December, 2025 “These domes are too cheap to colonize Mars!” - Steve On this Summer Live episode, it’s our 15th Anniversary Show from the Bell House where we were in rare form chatting about the Arnold sci-fi classic, Total Recall! How hilarious…
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S16 Ep878: Pulp Fiction (1994, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
You are listening to an extended preview clip of our We ❤️ Movies episode on Pulp Fiction— to access the full show, click through here to sign up for our Patreon! “I saw [this movie] at 11 years old, opening weekend” - Eric On this edition of We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about one of the...
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S16 Ep877: King Ralph (1991, Live in Oxford)
Recorded Live in Oxford, England, 20 July, 2025 “He gets the crown put on his head, the Hobbits are there, it’s an amazing time” - Eric on Ralph’s Coronation On our first Summer Live episode of the season, we’re releasing our outrageous show from closing night of last year’s residency at the…
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S16: On-Screen Live: "The Odyssey" & "Evil Dead Burn" Reviews, "Union County" Filmmakers & More!
On the summer finale of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing Christopher Nolan's latest cinematic epic, The Odyssey, along with a review of the newest entry in a franchise that maybe shouldn't have been resurrected, Evil Dead Burn! We also welcomed on Adam Meeks and Sean Weiner from the new film…
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S16 Ep876: Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
“This felt like a season of a television show” - Steve On the season sixteen finale of WHM, we’re bringing the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza to a close with a talk about the kinda-good/kinda-not Homecoming follow-up, Spider-Man: Far From Home! How boring are these Elemental villains? Did they...
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S16 Ep875: American Wedding (2003)
“Somebody pressed the More Stifler button too many times” - Steve On the penultimate episode of the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, we’re going back for another serving of defiled dessert as we attempt to break down the sex-crazed sequel, American Wedding! Why couldn’t the script bother to...
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S16: The Nexus #119: Star Trek TNG's "Sub Rosa" (Live at the Oxford Comedy Festival)
Originally recorded 20 July, 2025 in Oxford, England, UK On this very special surprise episode, we're opening up the WHM Vault to release another recording from last year's residency at the Oxford Comedy Festival. For that show, we covered the infamous Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Sub...
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S16: WHM Mail Bag: July 2026
It's the July 2026 WHM Mail Bag, so let's open that bad boy up! On this edition of WHMMB, we're reading letters about a disastrous Friendsgiving blackout, a guy who saw a real life MELR0210 Sex Mom in the wild, someone who was broken up with after seeing Robocop (2014) in theaters, a guy who let...
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S16 Ep874: Battleship (2012, with Brian Salisbury)
“Two hours and twelve minutes? You sunk my afternoon!” - Andrew On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza is on a one-way train to Stupid City as we welcome in Junkfood Cinema’s Brian Salisbury to help us try to make sense of the abhorrent board game adaptation, Battleship! Why…
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S16 Ep873: Spider-Man 2 (2004, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
You are currently listening to an extended preview of our We ❤️ Movies episode on Spider-Man 2 (2004). If you want to catch the whole conversation, click through here and sign up for our Patreon! “Folks, we’re gonna talk about the pizza here for a while…” - Eric On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, the...
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S16 Ep872: Star Trek (2009, WHM Vault Unlock)
This episode was originally released as an episode of our Star Trek re-cap show, The Nexus on December 29, 2020 “I love how he says ‘Black Hole’ in this movie” - Eric on Elder Spock On this special WHM Vault Unlock, we’re adding some Star Trek to the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with a...
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S16: On-Screen Live: Reviewing Supergirl, Jackass Best and Last, Toy Story 5, Citizen Vigilante & more!
On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the next chapter in James Gunn's DC Universe, Supergirl, the final entry in the Jackass film legacy, Jackass: Best and Last, the fifth outing with our toy friends from the '90s in Toy Story 5, and the dreadful slop that is Citizen Vigilante!…
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S16 Ep871: San Andreas (2015)
“This divorce has less than two hours to live!” - Andrew on the script repairing DJ’s broken home On this episode, we’re chatting about the Dwayne Johnson/Paul Giamatti disaster joint, San Andreas! Is this outrageous geological event possible? Should DJ’s character take that helicopter for…
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S16 Ep870: Minions (2015, with Bob Mackey & Henry Gilbert of Talking Simpsons)
“We’re all Minions!” - Chris On this week’s show, we welcome back our buds and Animation Experts, Talking Simpsons’ Bob Mackey and Henry Gilbert to help us chat about our little yellow guys’ first solo outing, Minions! How did these little guys come to exist before humanity? What were the Minions...
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S16: On-Screen Live: Reviews of Disclosure Day, Masters of the Universe (2026), Spider-Noir & more!
On this edition of OSL, we're reviewing the new one from Steven Spielberg, Disclosure Day, the fun toy-factory re-boot no one seemed to care about, Masters of the Universe, and the awesome Nic Cage-starring Spider-Man riff, Spider-Noir! Come hang out in Vegas with us this summer as we do a...
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S16 Ep869: Top Dog (1995)
“He makes Steven Seagal look like Robert De Niro“ - Eric On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the totally insane Chuck Norris-partnered-with-a-dog movie, Top Dog! How is this dog still alive with all the doughnuts this old man is feeding him? Has there ever been a less-convincing hangover...
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S16 Ep868: War of the Worlds (2005)
“[Ryan] Gosling ate this dude’s lunch” - Andrew, on Justin Chatwin On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza keeps the Spielberg chatter going from last week with a hilarious talk about his 2005 sci-fi adaptation, War of the Worlds! Couldn’t we have had some puppet aliens…
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S16 Ep867: Minority Report (2002, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
This is an extended preview clip of our massive WLM episode on Minority Report! To access the full show, click through here and sign up for our Patreon. Instantly unlock this episode, along with countless hours of exclusive commercial-free content you can't get anywhere else! “I love the setup, I...
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S16: On-Screen Live: Backrooms, The Mandalorian and Grogu, The Boys Final Season & more!
On our return to the air, we're reviewing the latest Star Wars product drop, The Mandalorian and Grogu, the final season of The Boys, Kane Parsons' indie horror sensation, Backrooms, and a sleepy Kiefer Sutherland Secret Movie™️! Come hang out in Vegas with us this summer as we do a three-night...
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S16 Ep866: Masters of the Universe (1987) REDUX
“I feel like I could smell it through the TV” - Eric on Gwildor This week on the program, we’re kicking off the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by talking about the toy/cartoon adaptation that was anything but a blockbuster, 1987’s Masters of the Universe! Could this Billy Barty character…
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S16 Ep865: Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
“Kylo Ren meeting Palpatine should be a big deal!” - Chris On this week’s episode, we’re heading back to a galaxy far, far away once again to chat about the Star Wars film that flew the franchise into the mountain, The Rise of Skywalker! Is this movie the best argument ever for why studios should...
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S16 Ep864: Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
“This movie has seen Scream… and Scream 2” - Andrew On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the fun-enough satirical slasher sequel, Urban Legends: Final Cut! Why didn’t they think to have any classroom scenes in this film school-set movie? How hilarious is the kidney-bathtub sequence that’s...
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S16 Ep863: First Knight (1995)
“Richard Gere is too handsome to fight with a helmet on!” - Andrew On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the super-sexy, Arthurian blockbuster, First Knight! How incredible and unsettling is Gere’s wig? Why is every character in this movie way too clean? Did Malagant’s broke down palace have…
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S16 Ep862: The Devil Wears Prada (2006, with Chelsea Jupin)
“I think the first time I watched it, I kept expecting Meryl Streep to be the Devil!” - Steve On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes back Chelsea Jupin to chat about the totally enjoyable, perfect-to-watch-on-an-airplane sensation, The Devil Wears Prada! Just on the heels of the sequel...
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S16 Ep861: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
This is an extended preview of our over 2 1/2-hour We ❤️ Movies episode on TFA! To access the full show, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive shows, click through to our Patreon and sign up now! “He's big and hulking and terrifying, but he's also kind of a huge loser..." - Steve on Kylo Ren…
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S16 Ep860: RoboCop (2014)
“Alex Murphy is made for her pleasure!” - Steve on the new suit design On this week’s show, we bring Remake-ril to a close with a chat about one of the worst Hollywood remakes of all time, RoboCop (2014)! Why did we need the “slick” new suit design? Why didn’t they bother with any of the TV…
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S16 Ep859: City of Angels (1998)
“He’s the best part of this movie” - Chris on Dennis Franz On this week’s show, Remake-ril heads to Los Angeles as we chat about the sappy Hollywood remake, City of Angels! A reimagining of Wim Wenders’ 1987 masterpiece, Wings of Desire, this film features Nicholas Cage as the lovelorn angel……
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S16 Ep858: The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
“The idea that you’re gonna put Kilmer and Brando in the same movie and you expect this to go well...” - Steve This week on WHM, Remake-ril boards a plane to fly to a mysterious destination in the South Pacific as the guys chat about one of the most notorious Hollywood disasters of the 1990s…
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S16 Ep857: Dawn of the Dead (2004)
“You put Dawn of the Dead, Romero’s, and Danny Boyle’s 28 Days Later in the copy machine at the same time…” - Eric on this movie's vibe On this week’s episode Remake-ril kicks off on WHM and we’re chatting about the pretty okay Zack Snyder feature debut, Dawn of the Dead! A reimagining of George…
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S16 Ep856: The Departed (2006, W❤️M) EXTENDED PREVIEW
This is just a ten-ish-minute clip from our super-sized episode on THE DEPARTED! To access the full show, click through here to sign up now! “Martin Sheen pops like a grape!” - Andrew on Captain Queenan’s demise On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, Remake-ril is in full effect as we chat about Martin...
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S16 Ep855: In Time (2011)
“Just tell me there’s an alien ship that’s putting time juice in them…” - Eric On this week’s episode, the 2026 Listener Request Month comes to a close with a chat about the Andrew Niccol sci-fi head-scratcher, In Time! Would this make more sense if they were robots? How about vampires? Should…
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S16 Ep854: White Noise 2: The Light (2007)
“Always love a scroll…” - Steve on the film’s opening text On this week’s episode, Listener Request Month takes us to Direct-to-DVD-Sequel Land as we’re tasked with watching and chatting about a horror sequel absolutely no one was asking for, White Noise 2: The Light! With Firefly’s Nathan…
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S16 Ep853: Joy Ride (2001, W❤️M, with Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett from Radio Silence)
“Rusty Nail is clearly a fan of Looney Tunes” - Steve On a very special We ❤️ Movies, the gang welcomes Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett from Radio Silence to chat about the great John Dahl highway thriller, Joy Ride! How awesome is all the neon lighting in this movie? How great is the…
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S16 Ep852: The Boondock Saints (1999)
“It is an obnoxious way to tell a story…” - Andrew on the film's structure On this week’s show, Listener Request Month 2026 makes the chicken come home to roost as we are finally forced to chat about Troy Duffy’s 1999 dorm-room-poster-movie, The Boondock Saints! Why in the world did they think…
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S16: WHM Mail Bag 3.9.26
On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, we're reading some wild letters from listeners: a fella who had a co-worker that remained on the line when he went to the bathroom, someone who had one helluva time traveling cross-country with their cat, a group of friends who drank an improbable amount of malt...
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S16 Ep851: Supernova (2000)
“It was only a matter of time before we drew this out of a hat…” - Andrew On this week’s episode, Listener Request Month heads to deep space as we talk about the legendary sci-fi failure, Supernova! How many Academy Award-nominees does it take to fix a big-budget nightmare? Is this the horniest...
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S16 Ep850: Clerks (1994, W❤️M) [PREVIEW CLIP]
This is an extended preview of our W❤️M episode on "Clerks" -- to access the full show, click through here and sign up now! “It’s kind of a dirty movie…I was trying to imagine Travis Bickle taking a date to this” - Eric On this month’s patron-requested We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about a real...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Since 2010, the We Hate Movies podcast has been loudly celebrating and tearing apart movies from across the spectrum: from forgotten '80s actioners and insane romantic comedies of the '90s, to the early CGI blockbusters of the aughts and the hyper-nostalgic franchises of the 2010s and today. Every week, comedians Andrew Jupin, Stephen Sajdak, Eric Szyszka, and Chris Cabin pick a movie from the near-past to discuss and joke around about in all its positive and negative glory.
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