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We Hate The Bachelor
by We Hate The Bachelor
Why sit around and celebrate finding love on TV when you can tear it to shreds instead? Jess and Thomas breakdown every episode week by week. Two reality TV obsessed normies give out roses, name best dressed, and fully drag their favourite show.
Episodes
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Finale | 2 Girls 1 Car | Joey Graziadei
Well, it's over. Another hetero couple can celebrate love, and against ALL odds some might say. It's down the the final two gals and it's time we give credit where credit is due. Every season when Jesse has to say "this is most insane finale ever, you will NEVER believe it!" it's usually a crock....
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Episode 10 | Women (Maria) Tell(s) All | Joey Graziadei
It's the best episode of every reality show ever!!!! The reunion! These women truly do tell all. Maria says a lot but, according to the live audience (and us), it's welcomed. The women reunite to rehash the collection of mostly unnecessary and dumb drama like not being old at 31 and throwing the...
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Episode 9 | Night of 1000 Ugly Dresses | Joey Graziadei
Who's ready for f*ck week!!!! It's top 3 and we're in Tulum! Is there a Vedanta in Tulum? It would appear not... This week, it's fantasy suites and these girls are ready to get hot 'n heavy without gentle sweet baby angel, Joey. It's a slog this week, we won't lie. HOWEVER, what is NOT a slog is...
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Episode 8 | In Memoriam | Joey Graziadei
Joel is a jet setter this week, so Jess and Thomas take the mic! It's hometowns! How many fun Middle American towns can we see in one episode? Let's find out. Kelsey A brings Joey to NoLa first to meet her family and Thomas gets misty for her charming dad. Those eyes? Help. Daisy takes Joey...
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Episode 7 | Lumber Janes, Polar Plunges, and... Elk Milk? | Joey Graziadei
It's just the boys again this week and we are in Jasper!! It's really down to the wire now with 6 girls left! When did that happen? Heading into hometowns it's serious gals only! Joey doles out the rounds of SECOND 1 on 1's to Daisy and Kelsey A, and the remaining four girls miserably slog…
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Episodes 5 & 6 | Tears, Si's, and Oui's | Joey Graziadei
This week we are SUPERSIZED! It's a double ep, y'all! We travel super internationally from Malta to Spain and most importantly to Canada! The girls are dropping like flies with a combo of three rose ceremonies in two episodes, one self elim, and one humiliating group date departure. I would say...
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Episode 4 | How Can You Be Sad On Vacation? | Joey Graziadei
Our glowing Jess is back to round out the trio! The girls head to Malta to meet Joey on the first leg of the international part of the trip! Where's Malta you ask? Your guess is as good as ours. Lexie gets the 1-on-1 and as expected, slays both the date and Joey. Definitely a front-runner. The...
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Episode 3 | I Think It Might Be Yellow? | Joey Graziadei
Our King Babygirl is at it again! This week, it's just the boys and, as usual, it's a fight for who talks more about these divas. We're officially in the thick of the show AND this week is our last week of "who is she?" so you know it's getting good. It's the war of the century between the...
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Episode 2 | It's Not Red Velvet.. | Joey Graziadei
The rollercoaster continues! We're almost to the point where we know everyone's name, but not quite there. That girl in the centre to the left? Never seen her a day in my life! The girls have moved into the mansion and the dates start! Who get's the first 1 on 1 but America's SWEETHEART (key word...
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Premier | A Lust For Life | Joey Graziadei
We are SO back, baby. Your favourite bestie trio return to the HOT mic to talk about the most babygirl bachelor we have ever had? Joey meets 32 women and kisses QUITE a few. We get to meet these ladies, and boy oh boy do we get some first impressions. Jess welcomes in a new namesake to the fold....
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Finale 2/2 | It's Giving Fiancé | GB + Paradise 9
So, what now? No more beach? No more sun? No more crying? What will we do for 6 weeks? Jess leaves Joel and Thomas this week to helm the finale themselves and with the unintentional pride party style, there's no complaints from them! It's the final days on the beach, and TRULY who would have...
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Episode 9 + Finale 1/2 | Playing Paradise | GB + Paradise 9
Well, it's (almost) over. Gerry has chosen his woman and nobody is surprised. The Hollywood Reporter published and articale painting him in a darker light and nobody is surprised. Rachel get's humiliated and nobody is surprised. WHAT A WEEK!! We say this every time but truly what a f*cking week.…
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Episode 8 | Knockin' Boots | GB + Paradise 9
Happy f*ck week! It's fantasy suite time for our good old Golden Bach Boy, Gerry, and we finally get to travel overseas! Welcome to Costa Rica! Talk about knowing your demo... Leslie and Theresa continue to showcase how they're both perfect for Gerry in their own unique ways, and Theresa finally...
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Episode 7 | To Love | GB + Paradise 9
We have crested the hill which is the final stretch of our season! This week, the golden ladies tell all, but mostly all about Susan's gas. We get a few hot seats with two of the most impactful losses, and Gerry shows up looking so incredibly melancholic. We couldn't believe it. Also it's time to...
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Episode 6 | Such Different Personalities (But One Good Mench) | GB + Paradise 9
We really are seated for a roller coaster this season. In what would seem to be some of the most boring episodes of the season, our fabulous trio of hosts seem to talk.. the most? Of any episode? Figure that one out. In Gerry's world we're at Hometowns! How many grand kids can be produced to ask…
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Episode 5 | This is Goofy; This is Life | GB + Paradise 9
I know we say this every week, BUT... What. A. Week. Jess returns to round out the trio this week! The axe continues to drop HARD on Golden Bach as Gerry tearfully sends three women home leaving only THREE left for hometowns/fantasy suites/Gerry's hometowns. Faith gets a once in a lifetime 1 on 1...
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Episode 4 | You Can't Handle The Truth!...Box | GB + Paradise 9
Well well well! Look what happens when you change your mind on Brayden. Karma delivers! This week, it's just the gays to breakdown what has become the most explosive episode of Paradise this season! Gerry's up first and his gaggle of gals are not as limbered up as they should have been for what...
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Episode 3 | ASKN 4 Signs | GB + Paradise 9
What a week! These grannies are finally bringing the heat! Joel returns to round out the fab trio and we couldn't be happier. Gerry continues to thin the herd by putting these women up for a talent show supported by what is probably the largest audience for anything in Bachelor nation. These poor...
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Episode 2 | Placeholding Will Make Us Stronger | GB + Paradise 9
It's a solemn week this week. Our shining and radiant podcast trio is down to two as Joel has contracted some sort of plague. Fear not as Jess and Thomas are there to pick up the slack! This week, Gerry takes our gal Theresa on a date to a retro 50's diner we're SURE bring back very real memories...
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Episode 1 | Vibes | GB + Paradise 9
We. Are. So. Back!! Jess, Joel, and Thomas are seated and READY to celebrate old people in love.. and also young people in love.. triangles. We have TWO shows to follow up on every week. It's work.. but we got y'all. This week we welcome Gerry as our first Golden Bachelor, along with DROVES of...
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Finale | Actually, Some Doubts | Charity Lawson
We did it, Joe. In a not-at-all-surprising finale, Charity has got her man AND the clarity she needed. What a (short) ride it has been for us. One International Trip for love, one new Bachelor, and one humiliated white girl (we pray for the girl who wasn't Leia). We are FED this week! Charity…
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Episode 8 | Br*yden Tells All -- FP | Charity Lawson
Were we surprised? That Big Loser Boy got most of the screen time? Jess is back this week to round out the trio for Tell All! In a mostly uneventful night, Jesse Palmer seems to show the most personality we've ever seen. Does it mean we accept him into the fold? Absolutely not. Ted Bundy makes a...
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Episode 7 | Clarity For Charity | Charity Lawson
It's your favourite gay boy duo this week!! Jess is away so Joel and Thomas helm the podcast for you all. If you like talking at 150 words per second and gay shrieking, you're in luck. We're in Fiji!!! OUR FIRST INTERNATIONAL TRIP. AT THE END OF THE SEASON. Charity is not one to cheap out on!…
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Episode 6 | Uncle Joe's Double Fault | Charity Lawson
This week on American Truck Simulator we travel ALL over the Great 50! Could we be more sick of the USA? Hometowns week! Charity has four fabulous families to meet and impress and we know she will absolutely SLAY. She delivers every week. Four hometowns means at LEAST four new lewks and Charity...
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Episode 5 | Sean HasBeen | Charity Lawson
Pre-Hometown week!! Dominatrix Charity really going strong this week. Queen of edging. We're in NoLa this week! AND WE SEE THEM EAT. ON CAMERA. Can you believe it? We get repeat 1 on 1's, Aaron meltdowns, Sean meltdowns, and a calm, cool, collected Tanner. What a legend. Charity pulls out some...
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Episode 4 | This Is Cashmere | Charity Lawson
Have you ever felt vindicated through television? 'Cuz we have! This week we jump cut to Washington state! Where are all the Oceanside bells and whistles at? The boys cozy up in a gorgeous PNW style cabin all too familiar to our gorgeous host trio while (we assume) Charity has her own chalet deep...
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Episode 3 | It's Just So Aloha | Charity Lawson
Are you ready, Ken? Let's head to the Dreamhouse! It's Barbie week on The Bachelorette and Charity leans majorly into theme. We couldn't be happier. This week, the boys get completely gaslit into getting excited for the first trip of the season to.. Oceanside..California. Like we're not even…
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Episode 2 | Speedos, Feather Earrings, and Daughters At Home | Charity Lawson
We carry on back to format! This week, Charity gives out two group dates, one obvious 1 on 1, and one secret 1 on 1! Aaron B gets the first 1 on 1 by way of what we assume to be an alphabetical system, but who knows for sure. He wins a slow cruise to the Hollywood sign and the most boring dinner…
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Episode 1 | Wowza | Charity Lawson
Well well well! Here we go again! 25 men, one gorgeous angel, and one 44 year old host. Your favourite award winning podcast trio is back to eviscerate America's best and brightest attention seekers! It's night one for Ms. Charity Lawson and we are S E A T E D to see which of these men peak her...
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Pre-Season | Boys, Boys, Boys | Charity Lawson
Guess who's back in the house?! Your favourite "award-winning" podcast trio has returned to analyze and eviscerate a collection of (mostly) hot (mostly) young fresh Bachelor Nation meat all vying for the heart of our innocent beautiful Charity. Thomas, Jess, and Joel return to the mic this week…
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Finale | Billowing Red Flags | Zach Shallcross
Well, we made it! In an absolute UNSHOCKING finish, our big nostrilled over-thinker has chosen his "best friend." In this incredible finale, Zach get's raked through the coals TWICE by our two runner-ups and Thomas, Jess, and Joel can't get over it. Ariel completely eviscerates him followed by…
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Episode 10 | Sawadee Ka, Zach! Let's Get "Hibited" | Zach Shallcross
There's nothing our delusional trio of hosts loves more than an opportunity to live up to their namesake. Boy oh BOY do we hate the Bach this week. We're in Thailand for sex("less") week and Zach decides to literally be the biggest idiot Bach Nation has ever seen. In a Jesus-loving effort, he…
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Episodes 8 & 9 | Emotional Crescendo | Zach Shallcross
Thomas and Joel hold down the fort as a duo this week and, as usual, no one is surprised it is shaking out to be our longest episode to date. The theme of this week is "double" as our two favourite gay Bachelor fans break down TWO hard hitting weeks in the Bach Universe: Hometowns and Women Tell...
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Episode 7 | A Glass Cube in the Desert | Zach Shallcross
The herd continues to thin! We arrive in yet ANOTHER romantic European city this week! The epitome of romance some might say (Zach). Where's Greer you may ask? Well she was left in Estonia to fend for her own life it would seem. Kaity is the first to get the SECOND 1-on-1 and the loudest groan…
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Episode 6 | If The Shoe Fits... | Zach Shallcross
Then lace that bitch up! Your Emmy award winning delusional trio is back with another week of questioning Zach's perspective of romance. We're in Estonia this week! Anyone else feel like they're in Frozen? Just Brooklyn? Alright. Charity get's a redeeming 1 on 1 which we are VERY pleased about…
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Episode 5 | Closing The Quarter | Zach Shallcross
Pip pip, cheerio, and all that, we're in London! According to Zach, the most romantic city in the world! Who could say no to dirty streets, too many lads, and bad teeth? We travel from a literal PARADISE to a grey hell hole this week and it just doesn't get any better throughout the week. Gabi…
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Episode 4 | BahamaPapa | Zach Shallcross
It's just the Delusional Duo this week! Joel is on a little fun trip, so it's just two faves. This week, we head to the Bahamas to.. evidently showcase Zach's perspiration issues. HOWEVER, we are here for fun bathing suits. We've got 1 on 1's, we've got unnecessary tears, we've got threats of…
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Episode 3 | Host, Age 44 | Zach Shallcross
Chyrons make the world go 'round. This week, our trio begins to really lean into the return to format for Zach's season. This is our first episode with two 1 on 1's and we see the comeback of the.. beloved(?) Bachelor Bowl. The girls go head to head to fight for the cocktail party and our girl...
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Episode 2 | Sometimes Bad B*tches Do Cry | Zach Shallcross
Any bad bitches in the house? Anyone? This week, the producers are generously giving EVERY girl a date with Zach whether that be 1 on 1 or group. What did this crop of girls do to deserve such generosity? Is it the 3" barrel curls? The lack of hip movement? The "bad bitch energy"? Latto shows up…
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Episode 1 | "Do I Deserve This? I Don't Know..." | Zach Shallcross
Listen. What better way to express how we feel about Zach than to be 5 days late to upload? We will not apologize (It is Thomas' fault but don't tell him we know). Your fave trio is back with a new season and we are ready to hate Zach this entire time. We will not apologize for this either. We…
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Finale | Ciao (it means "hi" in Italian) | Paradise 8
We made it, kids! After 16 LOOOOONG episodes, we are flying out of paradise. Bittersweet is the vibe of the week. Our trio is reunited as Thomas returns from his trip just in time to celebrate the expected engagement between Brandon and Serene, but all three nervously giggle at the other…
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Episode 13 & 14 | It's Chocolate | Paradise 8
We're nearing the finish line!!! This week, Jess and Joel take the helm while Thomas attends a business trip in Palm Springs. Did he go to Stagecoach? Only time will tell. Eliza's whirlwind "international" trip to Baltimore backfires when Justin ultimately chooses himself as a real King should…
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Episode 12 | My Sister in Christ, I am 33 | Paradise 8
Only one episode this week and our lovely trio still find a way to talk over each other for an hour straight. Impressive, really. This week, Kate main characters herself in and out of a potential love triangle, and Thomas and Jess are living for every sound byte she is providing. Eliza makes the...
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Episode 10 & 11 | Twin Schticks, Rat Science, and Cancer Dogs | Paradise 8
Are we done yet? We're not? There are still 4 episodes to go? Someone call 911. This week, relationships are tested and our three lovely hosts try and figure out what a relationship is and what a test is. In the Paradise setting. One of Bachelorette's worst men arrives on the scene to "shake…
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Episode 8 & 9 | Whipped Up In The Shanaedo | Paradise 8
It's Geometry Beach, baby! This week the girls return to the beach and we mournfully say our goodbyes to the Vidanta. Some reunions lead to stronger connections and tearful reconciliations, while others result in the Shanaedo tearing through Paradise. Thomas gives JillChin the farewell she…
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Episode 6 & 7 | JillChin Goes Full Unhinged | Paradise 8
***Edit** - Re-Uploaded with the right week! The Bachelor Historian is back! This week Jess and Thomas welcome the long awaited return of Joel, the self proclaimed "bringer of positivity" to the Pod! Finally we get a week where multiple things actually happen to talk about, so much so this has…
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Episode 4 & 5 | Thanks, Dr. Kira | Paradise 8
Can you believe we live in a world where Kira thinks Jacob feels like home? What a CROCK! Week two without Joel, and Jess and Thomas are honestly doing so well. This week, Genevieve embarrasses herself by ditching Paradise's best man and honestly? We support a single and mingle ready Justin. The...
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Episode 2 & 3 | Bestie Bros (Big Facts) | Paradise 8
What a week. Late uploads, too many hours of Paradise in one sitting, and Canadian Thanksgiving can try to bring us down!! But they won't!! This week, Jess and Thomas helm the mic with Joel on vacation, and boy oh boy is he missing out. Jacob becomes a makeout slut, Romeo experiences consequences...
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Episode 1 | The Wonky Eyelash | Paradise 8
WE ARE BACK BABY! The beach has been calling our names and boy oh boy did we answer the call. What a crop of HOTTIES. For the first time in Paradise history, the men out hot the women. Can you believe? With Michael A and Andrew S there... we definitely can. ANOTHER Paradise first.. Thomas doesn't...
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Episode 11 & 12 | "Rachel, Can We Speak?" *finger points aggressively* | Gabby and Rachel
Well... we made it. It's over. Jess, Joel, and Thomas reflect on an exhausting season of crying, laughter, crying, one-shoulder dresses, fake hair, and crying. Rachel DEFINITELY got what she wanted.. no matter the cost. Was it worth it? The level of DESTRUCTION she drops on Tino blows us all…
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Why sit around and celebrate finding love on TV when you can tear it to shreds instead? Jess and Thomas breakdown every episode week by week. Two reality TV obsessed normies give out roses, name best dressed, and fully drag their favourite show.
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