We Have No Shame

This made us so happy: we discussed the queerness of Disney Villains. In chronological order of mention:Clayton from TarzanMother Gothel from TangledLady Tremaine from CinderellaQueen of Hearts from Alice in WonderlandGaston from Beauty and the BeastEvil Queen from Snow WhiteCruella De Vil from 101 DalmatiansCaptain Hook from Peter PanHans from FrozenYzma from The Emperor's New GrooveScar from The Lion KingFrollo from The Hunchback of Notre DameJafar from AladdinUrsula from The Little MermaidMaleficent from Sleeping BeautyHades from Hercules Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode got Anderson PROPERLY discombobulated, thanks to Ash's mother(f*cker). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about our innermost thoughts, and it's all trash. Anderson tries to justify Hansel and Gretel'ing his pug, while Ash ponders about crawling into a hole. TRIGGER WARNING: we talk about self-harm at 42:00 min Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about our favourite musicals, and quickly realise that one of us (Anderson) hasn't actually seen that many musicals, even though he chose the topic.Also, we should definitely bring back overalls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ash and Anderson talk about sex, porn, love and therapy... but without much nuance.OMG AND AN UPDATE ON ANDERSON'S CRUSH (spoiler alert: we got a new listener 😭) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap Ash's birthday, while Anderson suspects everyone who claims they're 'listeners'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This one is short, because Ash was starving and couldn't concentrate. Go read Rejection by Tony Tulathimutte, and find out if Anderson spiraled when compared to one of the book's characters (spoiler: he does).If you have ideas about a topic, DM us on @wehavenoshame on IG Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We catch up, realise we have done nothing meaningful with our lives, and spiral out of control 🌀We talk about prisons (hot), existential dread (not so hot), and cupcakes (fml).If you have any ideas for our next episode, DM us on IG @wehavenoshame Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We test out our general knowledge and realise we are simply two dumb asses with a mic and a dream. If you have any ideas for our next episode, DM us on IG @wehavenoshame Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about nothing BUT Heated Rivalry. So if you're bored by it, eat shit and die.Also, apologies in advance for the audio quality, it's giving Cell Block Tango with the amount of pops and squish sounds...Stella' still finding her groove.We have a new IG account! @wehavenoshameFollow us, or better yet, DM us for ideas or topics cause we are totally lost without ya'll. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What was meant to be an episode on Heated Rivalry quickly devolved into cancer talk, horror films and death. So, business as usual. Email us on [email protected] if there is a topic you want us to discuss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Anderson tries to do better (fails) while Ash has a terrible story regarding Doritos (sponsor us!)Our IG got deleted because Anderson got scammed, but we will be back with one...someday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did you miss us 😘? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Introducing - YAS GAWDS!Where Anderson retells a myth, legend and folklore through the context of a queer and contemporary lense for Ashley, who does not give a fuck.That's it. That's the plot. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sorry the episode is late this week. Anderson and Ash talk about how time is running out for all of us. Anderson regrets doing journalism as a degree, while Ash realises he should have been a funeral director. Follow us on whnspod@instagramEmail us on [email protected] if there is a topic you want us to discuss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about our best and worst (and it's always the latter) dining experiences, with Ash reminiscing on his glorious foodie journey to Italy 🤢. Meanwhile, Anderson joins a book club and fails to convince people to read anything in the 'Cozy Fantasy' genre.Follow us on whnspod@instagramEmail us on [email protected] if there is a topic you want us to discuss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss if we would survive the Squid Games (we wouldn't) and how well we would do in Survivor (not well). Follow us on whnspod@instagramEmail us on [email protected] if there is a topic you want us to discuss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Anderson helps a friend move this week and complains about Sydney prices (again). Meanwhile, Ash goes through Anderson's phone and is both appalled and riveted by what he finds (it's mostly dick pics, calm down). We also talk about our past shared house experiences and some of our more colourful housemates.TRIGGER WARNING: We talk about sexual assault and violence from 43:25 - 50:00.Follow us on whnspod@instagramEmail us on [email protected] if there is a topic you want us to discuss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Anderson is back from LA, and tells the tale of surviving an evangelical conservative wedding. Meanwhile, Ash FINALLY gets his psychic reading and thinks everything is coming us Ashley (whatever that means). Follow us on whnspod@instagramEmail us on [email protected] if there is a topic you want us to discuss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Anderson is heading to LA for his evangelical cousin's wedding, which will be a RIDE. There (might) be a short break until Anderson returns, but in the meantime, listen to us talk about all things Disney: which character we would be, which is the most problematic, and obviously which we rather fuck.Follow us on whnspod@instagramEmail us on [email protected] if there is a topic you want us to discuss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about Anderson's actual Roman Empire: to start a gay/queer retirement village (it was originally Ash's idea).As usual, we spend half an hour thinking about the name and zero minutes on the logistics. Let's make it happen!Follow us on whnspod@instagramEmail us on [email protected] if you want to join queer retirement village! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We almost didn't make it this week - we had a blackout and lost two hours of recording... plus, Anderson just came out of a colonoscopy (and general anaesthetic) to do this emergency recording. So. Brace yourselves for a lot of shit talk. Follow us on whnspod@instagramEmail us on [email protected] if there is a topic you want us to discuss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about a freaky fortune-teller story, what it means to be an ACTOR, why no one is unique or special, and how much we cost for a root. Ash apparently will have sex with anyone for a (low) banknote, while Anderson is suddenly Miss Prude McPrudish about being paid for sex (lies).Follow us on whnspod@instagramEmail us on [email protected] if there is a topic you want us to discuss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Continuing from last week's episode of 'Subway Hot Takes', we talk about (Anderson) being a little bit racist, debate whether cancel culture is over, and the attack on women in recent news. The world still sucks.Follow us on whnspod@instagramEmail us on [email protected] if there is a topic you want us to discuss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Anderson's pug likes to chase down POC while Ash declares his undying love for Queen B (imagine). We talk about our Roman Empires, why Seth Green gets a random mention, and the death of humanity (we never stop talking about the death of humanity).Follow us on whnspod@instagramEmail us on [email protected] if there is a topic you want us to discuss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You'll never look at black sesame seeds again in the same way 🪳We talk about all the black clouds that plague us (let's be real, just Anderson), white people being racially audacious, familial money duties, and the art of never growing up.Follow us on whnspod@instagramEmail us on [email protected] if there is a topic you want us to discuss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who needs an episode topic? We talk about the performance artist queen Marina Abramovic, public meltdowns (which is our favourite), and that time Anderson fainted from being let go. Also, we bring up that person who got hired by accident - again. LOVE HER.Follow us on whnspod@instagramEmail us on [email protected] if there is a topic you want us to discuss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We hit a low this week with all our filth talk on porn. Ash finds out what makes Anderson get all hot and bothered (and as usual, it's deplorable), and for the first time, Anderson gets grossed by Ash.Follow us on whnspod@instagramEmail us on [email protected] if there is a topic you want us to discuss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some extra snippets of our Pet Peeves episodes... we really just love to complain, don't we?Follow us on whnspod@instagramEmail us on [email protected] if there is a topic you want us to discuss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SORRY FOR THE JANKY-ASS AUDIO QUALITY ON ANDERSON'S MIC - major fuck up on his end! This week we talk about our pet peeves - and yes, we hate everything, everywhere all at once. We discover that Ash's biggest pet peeve is Anderson (no surprise there), while Anderson hates anything to do with the food industry... and white boy music.PS: thanks to Megan Wedge for working on making this recording at least audible - that took a miracle!Follow us on whnspod@instagramEmail us on [email protected] if there is a topic you want us to discuss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about jealousy and compersion (such a foreign concept that it comes up as a typo every time).Follow us on whnspod@instagramEmail us on [email protected] if there is a topic you want us to discuss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We tried and utterly failed at 'Would We Rather' this week (on brand), so here's our new title for our bonus episodes: We Have Extra Shame!We talk about a friend of Ashley's *cough cough* who catfished their fianceé during their beachside resort holiday. Living the dream!If you have any suggestions for our 'We Have Extra Shame' episodes, share them with us via [email protected]. or DM us on instagram @whnspod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week is about catfishing, scams and introducing our alter-egos: Miranda and Kristie. Anderson shares his deep-seated trauma of being catfished across two countries while Ash laughs at his pain and misfortune. Plus, we talk about a scam so devious and elaborate, that we kinda wish we were behind it.If our emotional damage made you holler, follow us on our instagram @whnspod.And if you want to share your catfishing or scam stories, send it to us via [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Joining us for this week's 'Would We Rather: Red Flags' is an extra-special (and so far, only) guest, Cath Ryan! We find out Ash would rather have someone kick his dog than date someone with Anderson's mid-20's hygiene, while Cath thinks too much therapy is a red flag (jokes...but kinda not) and Anderson very badly wants to find love with a Saudi billionaire and be Real Housewife of Riyadh. And if you have any 'Would You Rather' topics/ questions, share them with us via [email protected]. or DM us on instagram @whnspod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we are graced/blessed/anointed by the First Lady of Potts Points, Cath Ryan!We talk about all the red flags we have encountered (and boy, are there many). We learn that Anderson has a weakness for meth-dens, Cath cannot stop collecting red flags like it's an egg hunt on Easter, and Ash finally prepped for this week's topic (sort of).This is a LONG episode, so strap in/on. If our constant stream of bad choices in men didn't make you lose hope in humanity, follow us on our instagram @whnspod.And if you want to share your own red flags stories, send it to us via [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's 'Would We Rather' is all about disasters.We discover Anderson has a bleeding heart and would stay behind to help strangers (and thus never survive a disaster), while Ash would be a lone survivor in any scenario, even if it's a mild traffic jam. And if you have any 'Would You Rather' topics/ questions, share them with us via [email protected]. or DM us on instagram @whnspod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our first recording for 2024 took us 1½ hours to set up the audio equipment... fun! Fittingly, we talk about all things disasters, and discover why Disneyland is traumatising to Ash while Anderson finally talks about cupcakes.If our hour-long emotional vomit didn't make you disassociate, follow us on our instagram @whnspod.And if you want to share your own disaster stories, send it to us via [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back by popular demand (pfft 🙄), we are bringing back 'Would We Rather', this time the fame edition.We discover all Anderson ever craves is a big ole 🍆, while Ash just wants 💰💰💰 in any given situation. And if you have any 'Would You Rather' topics/ questions, share them with us via [email protected]. or DM us on instagram @whnspod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We want to be famous so badly, we would kill to be on the D-List. Follow us on our instagram @whnspod so we can be more famous. And if you have any highly embarrassing celebrity encounters, we will (not) pay you to tell us via [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy New Year sluts!Anderson is manically trying to edit more episodes while Ash is living his #bestlife; in the meantime, enjoy this lil' baby bonus episode of 'Would You Rather' around death. Fun!If this episode sparks joy, let us know at [email protected], and we might consider doing more of these.Or follow us on @whnspod on Instagram if you can be bothered (please be bothered) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss pain, our most painful experiences and the fine line between pleasure and pain. Also, Ash finds out Anderson's darkest, deepest, and dirtiest shame when it comes to sex toys.If that story about Anderson's nighttime activities didn't make you dry-heave, follow us on our instagram @whnspod.And if you have any painful experiences (like listening to this episode) you wanna tell us...share them with us via [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about our drunkest moments and our relationship to drinking. Plus, a REALLY uncomfortable moment Anderson has with his dad that will haunt him forever (and probably the listeners too).If that story about Anderson's dad didn't make you dry-heave, follow us on our instagram @whnspod.And if you have any semi-incestuous moments that you want to purge out of your system and into our inbox, share them with us via [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What was meant to be an episode on the woo-woo and everything spiritual, ended up with us sharing our scariest ghost stories. And Ash is STILL trying to Airdrop "that picture" to Anderson's computer, against his consent. If Anderson's hysterical screaming hasn't busted your eardrum yet, then follow us on our instagram @whnspod.And if you have any ghost stories that can make us scream louder than Anderson at 19m 14 s of this episode, share them with us via [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We started talking about mythologies (which was meant to be the topic) but Ash couldn't give a f*ck so we started talking about fashion. And yes, this was recorded during Halloween. Also, Carrie Bradshaw was and still is the worst. If our meandering conversation style hasn't annoyed you yet, follow us on our instagram @whnspod.And if you have any stories that would make us wish you were the Samantha in our friendship group, send it to us via [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss why there is such a stigma on gay men around the topic of kids, whether or not we want them, and why we think they are the worst/best.NB: Ash's microphone is a bit janky this episode, FORGIVE US, it's all Anderson's fault!If our janky-ass voices haven't turned you off yet, follow us on our instagram @whnspod.And if you have any stories that would make us cry with horror, send it to us via [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We didn't finish venting out our verbal diarrhoea on weddings, so here is a whole episode of us screeching about how much we hate/love/hate them.DISCLAIMER: We don't mention anyone's specific wedding because:a) we really do not want to burn bridges andb) lose listeners (who, let's be honest, are just family and friends) If our rantings haven't bored you yet, follow us on our instagram @whnspod.And if you have any stories that would make us vomit with joy, send it to us via [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about good and banner manners, and what's socially acceptable. Halfway through, we get sidetracked over how much we hate weddings (next episode!) and discover one of us is a rude POS.If our screaming at each other haven't turned you off yet, follow us on our instagram @whnspod.And if you have any stories that would make us gag, send it to us via [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we really tried to stay on the topic of tattoos (and failed), so we ended up just talking about the recent referendum. Also, forgive us if the quality is a bit janky - we got really heated in the moment and forgot where the mic was 😳.If our half-baked ideas and opinions haven't turned you off yet, follow us on our instagram @whnspod. And if you have any stories that would even make Jesus feel shame, send it to us via [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we discuss about addictions and our (alleged) experiences regarding addictive "things".TRIGGER WARNING: Please don't listen if the topic of drugs, consent and self-harm is triggering - this episode is HIGHLY sexual and YUCK, so skip if you don't want to hear about (supposed) meth-addled orgies and things being stuck up people's butts...and shattering 😱 If you manage to finish the episode and still find us socially acceptable, follow us on our instagram @whnspod. And if you have any stories that can top ours, we REALLY want to hear from you via [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ash is back! What was meant to be a ten minute intro derailed to a full blown episode of us raging about travelling.And yes, we are fully aware of just how privileged it is to rant on about a holiday to Europe. 😘PLUS We have an Instagram account with ZERO content so far....so follow us!instagram.com/whnspodIf you also like to confess your deepest, darkest shameful confessions and have it blasted over the air to our 10 listeners (and dropping), send it to: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.