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Bumblebee is a pretty good movie. It has characters with growth. There’s some plot. Decent action scenes. Sure, it feels like a great movie after five weeks of Michael Bay movies, but in reality it’s just okay. Watch Spider-Man Brand New Day.

Let’s just get through this. We watched Transformers 5: The Last Knight. Actually, there were a ton of knights in this so the title itself is nonsense. Maybe this Michael Bay fellow doesn’t know what he’s doing…

The answer is complicated, but also yes it’s way way worse. Transformers: Age of Extinction made more money than you and I will probably ever see in our lifetime and it’s not because it’s one of those “so bad it’s good” kind of movies like Madame Web was.

This movie made a billion dollars and I just want to know how that happened. It’s the most entertaining so far, depending on who you ask, which wasn’t Rachel.

I’m already exhausted from doing these. We’re on Revenge of the Fallen now which is a very bad movie and you should just skip it in the event you’re somehow following along with us on this journey. It’s more army, more racism, and more messy plot.

Put on your sunglasses because it’s time to get liquored up, oiled down, and racist. We’re taking a trip to the Transformers “Bayverse” starting with the first one.

Mucking about with stupid questions and hypotheticals involving bugs, space, misogyny, and even someone’s mom who really needs a better therapist.

Of the many tropes involving LGBTQIA+ themes, we discuss some of the most popular and potentially harmful ones.

Using an arbitrary list of cryptids and/or creatures from folklore, we discuss which sexual orientation each one falls under and which LGBTQ+ group would claim them as a champion. Does that sound convoluted? Everyone else seemed to think so and said that behind my back and also to my face, but I’ll do whatever I want.

Rachel has become very interested in the art of improvised DIY fleshlights, but we also talk about other things too I guess like peaking in highschool.

We’re reviewing Genesis Owusu's latest album and both agree it's worth listening to.

You should definitely just watch Dust Bunny instead of listening to this episode. Or, listen to this episode after watching it.

What makes a successful advice show? No, I’m genuinely asking. There are advice questions that we answer in this episode, but I don’t know if they qualify as advice or successful. Please send me your tips on ICQ.

We discover the answer to life’s biggest questions. Like, which direction should you boof a cob of corn? Is it better to be racist or a pedophile? Why does Nana have worm porn?

We watched it. Of course it’s good. We have unexpected things to say about it. No, Burt Reynolds was not saying goodbye to Juidth Barsi at the end.

This true crime episode is dedicated to our time served in retail and the friends we made along the way. Or at least the friends we thought were friends but were actually backstabbing snakes.

Another segment of Triple Threat Nostalgia brings us to our knees before Street Sharks, Captain Planet, and Gargoyles. Spoiler alert: One’s good, one’s awful, and the other is some word beyond painfully abysmal that hasn’t been invented yet.

A mish-mash of nensensical themes and directionless conversation. Like a normal podcast, but we’re not getting paid millions of dollars.

We talk about RAYE’s album ‘This Music May Contain Hope’ after a long winded discussion about Spider-man. It’s in the title, that’s the episode. 

Back with more triple threat nostalgia, this time the three Sonic the Hedgehog cartoons of the 90s. It’s a mixed bag.

It’s a long list and we’re only able to make dents at a time. Join us for more schoolyard myths and old wives tales.

This is our first ever movie review. We’ve never reviewed a movie before and if you don’t believe us, you should go back and verify. Being our first, we decided on the masterpiece that is The Brave Little Toaster. Did I say masterpiece? I meant flop. Whichever has more click engagement. 

I’m still trying to figure it out. At least now I know what kind of man I’m attracted to. It’s myself.

Cleaning out the “back log” of saved posts for comedy episodes and realizing that Pooping Man is the dream.

We’re a good ol’ fashioned advice show today. Some of it might actually be helpful.

We return to the few urban legends we previously talked about, this time having actually done the research. Podcasting is so easy; you can just say whatever you want and then fact check it later as content.

I mean, the title says it all. We watched cartoons from the 80s/90s and judged them based on their first and last episodes. Happy valentine's day I guess.

We talk about the urban legends or old wives tales we heard as children. But, like, only a couple. We’ll come back, I promise.

From a light sack tap to zombie shaft snack, these jewels have been thoroughly tumbled. Hear us rumble with laughter and confusion over part two of the wild penis injuries that landed people in the emergency room.

Reviewing the 2025 and 2024 list of what people have put in their butts and adjacent orifices. Y’all slip in the shower A LOT.

Shaq’s fish tank, enslaved by animals, invisible cheese smells, and more in our directionless conversations.

Don’t forget to play along at home and make your own Bingo card for 2026 with some of our predictions.

Before we dive into the new year, we review some of our favorite things about 2025.

Or, Rex: A Dinosaur’s Story, a movie that single-handedly justified Dinocember. Get this movie into your home for a heartwarming Christmas.

Whoopi Goldberg starred in this aimless convoluted buddy cop movie about a T-Rex who waffle stomps in the shower.

It was a better world after Jurassic Park. The second movie of Dinocember is a movie that everyone should see at least once. 

It was a bleak world before Jurassic Park. Kicking off the first movie of Dinocember is a movie I genuinely thought was a fever dream from my youth, which is where I wish it stayed.

There’s some rich irony in our episode on derailing a family dinner becoming derailed so much, but here we stand, derailed and shit. Derailed in the heart.

Rachel plays some True Crime vs Movie Time while Gamage talks about pineapples. I don’t know what combination of medication was used to write this episode. 

We’re taking all the food you’d find at a proper Ribsgiving or Rib-Alternative Autumn themed dinner and putting a number to it. The big number mean good and you should bring to your own dinner.

In this funny time episode, we address Rachel’s issue regarding recommendations. We always knew the problem existed, but we didn’t know how big it was. We also discuss Weapons and the current generation of media.

Here it is. We watched it. I hated it. Science is puzzled at how stupid this little boy is. Merry Halloween.

This is it. The best worst movie. So many movies may try to be an instant cult classic "bad movie", but this isn’t something you can set out and engineer, no, it has to be grown. In nature. By goblins feeding you pistachio pudding. So good and tasty.

Better than Twitches and Halloweentown, but only kind of. Don’t watch if you can’t handle bad time travel. Play Ghost of Yotei.

Better than Twitches. That’s it, that’s the episode. We also talked about Street Sharks.

We watched Twitches. That’s it, that’s the episode.

This week’s HILARIOUS episode features a gaggle of dumb questions and we figure out homelessness. You’re welcome.

This week we cover known killer Francis Castiglione and then Rachel finally gets the chance to talk about weird laws.

The real conspiracy theory is that this podcast isn’t real.

In this mini episode we managed to squeeze out despite our busy schedules, we’re the funniest we’ve ever been ever. So funny.