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We Need to Talk About Edward
by We Need To Talk About Edward
About three things we are absolutely positive. First, Stephenie doesn't understand vampires. Second, there is a part of Bella-and we don't know how dominant that part might be-that is ~just like other girls.~ And third, we are unconditionally and irrevocably in love with roasting Twilight.
Episodes
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Parentists are Scientists
Maybe the year of meeting other humans almost exclusively on zoom zoom zoom removed the boom boom boom from our hearts in regards to this movie. Zenon may have been a disappointment, but we are still big fans of Supernova Girl.
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JAG Cinematic Universe
Sadly, no cartoon Kelly exists in this movie, but our girl Hilary Duff still shines in this 2002 *definitely not NOT propaganda* DCOM.
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Brainstorm It - A Bonus Special
How well do you know your DCOM taglines?
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Mom's Love Weathermen
What do you get when you mix two pre-teen girls and a weather machine? The Ultimate Christmas Present! Listen this week as the gal's discuss this 2000 holiday flick.
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Two Weird Nerds and Their Thug Friend
Bryan Cranston stars as Nick in this 2001 snow-show of a movie. It has everything you never knew you needed in a Christmas film: terrible computer lingo, a brainy sister, tickle fights and a weird sub-plot about extortion. Listen now!
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Jump the Gun on the Dreidel Rap
This 2003 film tells the traditional story of Hanukkah with a fun, basketball-filled twist. That twist includes a bah-mom, questionable jokes and an even more questionable rap. Where can we get a magic generator?!
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Only Audio Only
Cinderella may be stuck in a dark, cold, dusty cellar, but the fond memories of this DCOM sure aren't ! Listen as the gals and guest talk (and sing) about 2003's Cheetah Girls
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Nobody's Ever Met a Good Guy Called Kalabar
The year 1998 gave us the hands down, absolute, without any question, best DCOM - Halloweentown. We're talking top tier costumes, plot, atmosphere and writing. You already know this is a straight 5/5, but listen anyway as the gals and special guest discuss this Millennial favorite.
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Boogeyman Bad Guy
Arguably Disney's scariest DCOM, Don't Look Under the Bed kept Millennials up at night in the late 90s and early 2000s. Between the creepy imagery, stellar makeup and spooky special effects, this movie still stands the test of time. Listen to the gals and a special guest discuss this week's movie!
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Mummies Invented the Hinge
Continuing ~spoopy~ season, this week the gals discuss the first official DCOM - Under Wraps!
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Classic Scooby Doo Fashion
Forget Twitches, this is the real kick-start to our Halloween season! This movie has it all: romance, gumball falling gags, a velvet sack getting tossed over someone's head and of course, a giant sword in an asteroid. Listen this week as the gals get into 2000's Phantom of the Megaplex.
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Sister Sister...but with Witches
2005's Twitches was one of our most heavily suggested DCOMs...and we can't for the life of us figure out why.
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This Movie Wants to be Clueless So Bad
Picture this: knee-high boots, butterfly print, mixed patterns and neon fur. Are we in some sort of night club? No! We're watching 2002's Get a Clue. Listen this week as the gals break down one of Lindsay Lohan's iconic (?) roles.
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If the Montagues Were Called Dirty Rats
When Disney makes a movie about racism without actually making a moving about racism, you get 1999's Johnny Tsunami. With special guest host, the gals discuss surfing, snowboarding and the baddest of dads.
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Golden Retriever Trapped in a Boy's Body
1998...what a time to be alive. Amazing locks, sick burns and of course, inline skating. The gals have their first ever guest commentator for this week's discussion of the soul-skating teen stars of Brink!. PS: The baby you hear crying was not being ignored, she was just upset over total chornage.
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Dribble Dribble Shoot Walked So Get'Cha Head in the Game Could Run
Do two twenty something unrelated actresses have any business playing identical fifteen year old twins? Who cares when bops like Dribble Dribble Shoot are playing! Listen this week as the gals discuss 2002's Double Teamed.
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Andy's Not Andy, Andy's Andi!
Did you know nail polish helps you become a better motocross racer? According to our girl, Andi, it does! Some may call it the Mulan of Motocross and others say it is another Twelfth Night adaptation. Whatever you call it, it is one heck of a movie.
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Big John and the Defiance
The year 1999 was full of many things: the fear of Y2K, tracksuits, metallic prints and of course, The Thirteen Year. Listen this week as the gals discuss one of the most loved DCOMs and the pubescent mermaid...man.
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Vicky and Her Two Boyfriends
Wrapping up their Ryan Merriman marathon, the gals break down 2002's A Ring of Endless Light, starring Mischa Barton as Vicky the poetic teen girl who can speak to dolphins.
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Lucky Boy, Basketball Man
The year 2001 brought us many things: bedazzled jeans, giant belts and a little (pun of course intended) film about leprechauns. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Ryan Merriman's second DCOM, Luck of The Irish.
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Jump Jump The House is Jumpin
Amanda and Kelsey are back and more nostalgic than ever with Season Five of We Need to Talk About...And this season? It's DCOMs. Premiering on June 26, 1999, this Disney Channel Original Movie is widely considered to be one of the best. Break out your smoothie machines and AI projections as the...
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And That's Where That Chapter Ends
Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey talk about Edward one...more...time.
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$3 Recommend It
From one giant cactus to Breaking Dawn spoilers, listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey review Vampires Suck.
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She's a Monster? I Love Her! (Quileute Special)
Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey briefly discuss the history and a few legends from the real Quileute people. Please consider donating to https://mthg.org if you can!
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Boiled Potatoes: The Stephenie Meyer Special
Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss the oh so exiting life of Twilight author, Stephenie Meyer.
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Doctor Manhattan's Bored on a Tuesday
The hunt is on as Joss follows Beau and crew to Phoenix. Will Beau survive? Do he and Edythe go to prom just like Bella and Edward? Find out this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss the last 90 pages of Life and Death.
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Dang, Son
Beau knows Edythe is a vampire, and just like that, they are instantly obsessed with each other. After that fateful night in Port Angeles, the school is abuzz with gossip about our happy couple. Oh, and did someone say play ball? Listen as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Life and Death, Chapters 10...
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Get it on a T-Shirt
Beau is new to the good old town of Forks. He is instantly obsessed with Edythe, a mysterious smol girl. Flipping the genders hasn't made these characters any more likeable. Don't worry, Charlie is still Charlie. Listen this week to the first nine chapters of Life and Death.
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Twell Done
Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey wrap up their final thoughts on the Twilight Saga. Turns out Edward is awful and somehow Jacob is worse. Who would have known?
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Rockstar Leather Daddies
From that awful CGI baby to the craziest fight seen in a Twilight Saga film, listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Breaking Dawn Part 2.
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Stephenie Meyer Ruined Our Podcast
Everything Bella, Edward and Jacob have been through these last four books has led up to this...the most disappointing and boring ending of all time. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Thirty Seven- Contrivances, Chapter Thirty Eight- Power and Chapter Thirty Nine- Happily Ever...
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Standing Around and Talking
It's Christmas time in the Swan-Cullen-Black house, which means it's time for Bella and Jacob to keep some secrets from Edward. The witnesses all agree to fight, which means something exciting is about to happen right? Our pal Aro even shows up for a battle! Will we finally see some action? Find...
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Vampire Jesus
Bella and Edward introduce their creepy CGI baby to a bunch of vampires. Oh, and it turns out Bella has a power! Apparently her brain isn't really on a different frequency; or at least, that's what she's telling herself. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Thirty One- Talented,...
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Addicktion
Alice has a vision about the impending doom headed towards the Cullens. Bella and Edward do what they do best--be gross. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Twenty Eight- The Future, Chapter Twenty Nine- Defection and Chapter Thirty- Irresistible.
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Bedward and Ella
Jacob lets Charlie in on his secret to avoid the Cullens taking his tiny child bride halfway across the country. Also, Amanda's hate officially goes on record. Listen this week and Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Twenty Five- Favor, Chapter Twenty Six – Shiny and Chapter Twenty Seven- Travel...
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So, She's Still Gross...
For some reason, it took three full chapters of Bella being a vampire for her to meet her baby. If only the scene in the book was as amazing as the acting masterclass moment that is Kristen Stewart shouting about the Loch Ness Monster. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Twenty...
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Just As Hungry As Ever
After begging for it for three and a half books, Bella is finally a vampire. Just when we thought she couldn't be more obsessed with Edward, she can now see every single perfect disgusting pore on his face. Yikes...Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Nineteen – Burning, Chapter...
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Gonna See a Butt
Can we all agree Bella and Edward's wedding was absolutely gorgeous? The movie definitely nailed it for those scenes. The rest? Well, you'll have to listen. Amanda and Kelsey watch Breaking Dawn Part 1 in this week's episode.
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Rebound Imprint
Well...Jacob imprints on the monster baby. What more can we say about this one? Listen this week to Chapter Seventeen – What do I look Like? The Wizard of Oz? You Need a Brain? You Need a Heart? Go Ahead. Take Mine. Take Everything I Have. and Chapter Eighteen – There are no Words for This.
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Stephenie Meyer Science
Jacob and Seth have been spending more and more time with the Cullens, which leaves plenty of room for more awkward moments. Nothing can be quite as awkward as the husband of the girl you've been crushing on for three books hearing the thoughts of their monster baby though, right? Listen this…
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Very Rosemary's Baby of Her
Jacob finds his true wolfy calling and becomes alpha of a new rag-tag pack with the Clearwaters. Bella also starts on a crazy new diet. That's about it...things are far less dramatic when Jacob is telling the story. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Eleven –The Two Things at…
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My Skin is Crawling
Our focus now shifts to Jacob's perspective in Book II of Breaking Dawn. Jacob finds out Bella is pregnant, and he is reasonably upset. He becomes more upset when Edward approaches him to **** his wife and give her a new baby. Being a werewolf who is in love with a human who is now married to a...
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Thot Crimes
Bella and Edward finally consummate their relationship; Bella has only been waiting three whole books for this! Will it be all she hoped for? After one wild night of fang banging, Bella ends up covered in bruises and somehow pregnant. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Four –...
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Nobody's Doing Anything With Those Zen Balls
After three books of drama, Bella and Edward's big day is finally here! Of course, Bella is still super awkward and embarrassed about the whole thing. Edward also shares he is sad he and Bella will never have a baby...surely that isn't foreshadowing of any kind, right? Listen this week as Amanda...
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Caterpillar Coaster
Despite the lackluster battles, the movie is far better than the book. Granted, Amanda wasn't too impressed, but hey! At least she was entertained! Listen this week and Amanda and Kelsey discuss Eclipse the movie.
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It Only Takes One Jacob to Ruin Everything
After a heartfelt goodbye with Bella, Stephenie Meyer decided we needed to hear a chapter from Jacob's perspective to shake things up. Jacob struggles with the news of Bella's upcoming wedding and decides to brood about it while being a wolf. So thrilling. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey...
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Pogo Princess
Edward and Bella catch up with the rest of the Cullens after a very underwhelming fight scene between Edward and Victoria. The Cullens easily stopped the Newborn army in what was probably a much cooler fight, but we don't get to hear too much about that because the Voltori show up. Listen this…
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These Books Are Trash
In this week's episode, Amanda and Kelsey discuss the world's strangest camping trip. Edward and Jacob talk about Bella, and Edward basically asks Jacob to enter a relationship with him and Bella...weird. Bella and Jacob also kiss; Edward may or may not be into it. Edward and Victoria also fight,...
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Can't Ask for the ~D~ Out Loud
Bella decides she cannot possibly stand to go without Edward for one second, and asks him to sit the battle out; eager to please, Eddy boy agrees. After creating a few false trails, Bella, Jacob and Edward cozy up for what can only be described as the start to the most awkward camping trip ever....
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The Wrong Way to Fist
Graduation and the subsequent party are finally here, but more importantly, the Cullens and the Pack have finally decided they should probably work together to protect the town...and Bella. What could go wrong? Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Sixteen – Epoch, Chapter…
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About three things we are absolutely positive. First, Stephenie doesn't understand vampires. Second, there is a part of Bella-and we don't know how dominant that part might be-that is ~just like other girls.~ And third, we are unconditionally and irrevocably in love with roasting Twilight.
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