We Only Do One Take Podcast

In this episode of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Kieran shares the shocking story of his car being broken into while his roommate casually watched! Meanwhile, Turch expresses his frustration with Spotify’s ridiculous 15 audiobook limit and takes us down memory lane with the worst Silicon Valley inventions like Juicero and Hidrate. Also, more wild theories and proof that pandas aren't real! Don't miss out on this hilarious, action-packed episode! #Podcast #WeOnlyDoOneTake #CarBreakIn #SpotifyRant #AudiobookLimit #TechFails #PandasArentReal #Juicero #Hidrate #ComedyPodcast

In Episode 259 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch goes off about guitar store staff who won't let you try guitars and vents about trimming his plants. Kieran and Turch also share their frustrations over the Australian soccer team losing to weak opponents, Kieran gives some questionable financial advice about not buying Dominos pizza on a “pay later” option, and we watch footage from the Melbourne protest against making weapons. Plus, we end with some good ol' dad jokes! You won’t want to miss this hilarious episode! #Podcast #GuitarStoreRant #SoccerRage #PizzaPayLater #MelbourneProtest #DadJokes #WeOnlyDoOneTakePodcast #Episode259 #FunnyPodcasts #RantsAndRaves #PodcastLife

In Episode 258 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch goes off on how people are still living in fear of COVID and the hilarity of men peeing outside. We dive into bizarre news from Japan, including the government’s plan to encourage women to move to the countryside and have babies. Plus, we take a closer look at the viral Chase Bank 'infinite money glitch' TikTok trend that’s actually bank fraud, and Turch shares the best joke ever with Kieran. Don’t miss this jam-packed episode full of rants, news, and laughs! Hit subscribe and share your thoughts in the comments! #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #WeOnlyDoOneTakePodcast #COVIDRant #TikTokTrend #BankFraud #JapanNews #FunnyPodcast #NewEpisode #InfiniteMoneyGlitch

In Episode 257 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch unleashes a rant about how his Father's Day is being hijacked by his dad and father-in-law. We also dive into why open plan offices are a total scam, laugh along with Kieran’s best dad jokes, and watch a guy hilariously explain why inflation is ‘great’ because everything costs double. Plus, the boys react to proud fat people demanding chairs without arms and give a sneak peek at their upcoming country album. Tune in for laughs, rants, and some questionable life advice! #WeOnlyDoOneTakePodcast #FathersDay #OpenPlanOffices #DadJokes #InflationHumor #FatPride #CountryAlbumTease #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #RantsAndLaughs

In Episode 256, Turch goes off on the government for spending money on thinner plastic bins—what's next, paper straws for garbage? Kieran brings the bizarre tale of self-driving Waymo cars in San Francisco, keeping residents awake with their endless honking duels. Plus, the shocking story of a fugitive from a 2004 murder case found working as a police officer. We also dive into some dad jokes penned by Turch himself and endure the 50th episode of Jack Savich's dreadful podcast, "Guitar of Consciousness," featuring his sister as they awkwardly discuss business. To top it all off, we watch in disbelief as Joe Biden's economic policy expert struggles to explain how the economy actually works. #Podcast #Comedy #GovernmentRant #Waymo #TrueCrime #DadJokes #JoeBiden #Economy #GuitarOfConsciousness #JackSavich

In Episode 255 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch and Kieran dive into the outrageous cost of natural gas and their shocking gas bills. They then take a hilarious look at the bizarre sports featured in the Olympics and explore the quirky ways Orthodox Jews navigate Shabbat laws. Plus, we venture into the weird and wonderful world of hobby horsing, discuss a wild news story about a Chicago woman who stole 11,000 boxes of chicken wings over 18 months, and wrap things up with some of Turch's famously terrible dad jokes. Don’t miss this episode filled with rants, laughs, and some truly crazy stories!

Today we look in to Jake Savich. Jake is our LOLCOW. He is a the Creator of Guitar Of Consciousness, Facilitator @ Access Consciousness, an Energy transformation guitar wizard and an International speaker. And he is super weird. We do a deep dive into him!

Turch tells us a bunch of holiday stories. Kieran goes to Bowen And Trump gets shot. All this and more!

Turch tells us about his Mother’s Day. Kieran gets mad. And the boys look at Plus Sized Park Hoppers. All this and more!

Turch writes a book Kieran plays 2 games of golf And we try to avoid ads. All this and more! Check out Turch’s book https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D29WKCKY

The boys celebrate 250 episodes and Kieran’s birthday! Kieran tells us the weather. Turch wants to go to the strippers. And Teresa sings us happy birthday. All this and more!

Kieran hold in a fart at PT. Turch has an uneventful Easter. And some Fat Cheerleaders dance to the Baby Elephant Walk. All this and more!

Kieran goes to a comedy gala. Turch hates all wheelchair bound superheros for kids. And the boys watch a fat woman get stuck in a foam pit. All this and more!

Kieran gets the wrong gown. Turch tells us that 4 out of 10 Americans hate math, which is the majority. And the mental advantage trans women haven in sport. All this and more!

Turch hates the optometrist Kieran writes jokes for Turch. And Trump is back in the news! All that and more!

Turch knows self driving cars won’t work. Kieran reads a bunch of actually funny jokes And the boys watch a female SWAT team fail at an obstacle course. All this and more!

Turch hates getting super glue on his fingers. Kieran is a BBQ master. And the boys tell more jokes. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

Kieran shows us how to cleans trauma with somatic movement. Turch gets Kieran to read jokes And Turch injures his finger All this and more!

The boys have Matt Farley from Motern Media on the show! Matt Farley is an American filmmaker, musician, and songwriter who has released more than 25,000 songs! He is also a film maker, just releasing him 15th film. The boys talk to him about his music, his writing and his fans. All this and more in this week’s episode! This interview is also available on YouTube: https://youtu.be/VfbFBM9DBq0 Check out Matt here: https://www.amazon.com.au/Motern-Method-Matt-Farley/dp/B09PHJS3JW https://open.spotify.com/show/3FfRydZDDcjGccQ4ERC4CN?si=e295e76eae53475c https://tubitv.com/movies/616747/freaky-farley https://open.spotify.com/track/6iXBQXYVSMSY7LsZ7lj161?si=312c519abdaf431b

Kieran tells us about the head of Harvard getting fired The boys love golf. And Turch talks about fat kids. And Turch and Kieran are on the Epstein list? All this and more

Kieran goes to Ikea. Turch is sorting out his poo schedule. The boys want to go to FatCon And we laugh at, not with, Tom Myers. All this and more!

Turch hates new articles that are really OnlyFans model advertisement. Kieran misses the airport business lounge. And the boys get ready for Christmas. All this and more!

Kieran tells us how to rescue water from a water bottle. Turch tells us more of our technological dystopian future. And the boys use AI to make the worst stringers. All this and more!

It’s Turch’s birthday! Kieran gives Turch a gift. Turch makes jokes in the style of Norm MacDonald. And the boys explain finance to Trevor Noah. All this and more!

Turch makes propaganda. Kieran hates dad jokes, but loves jokes about women. And the boys get hydrated. All this and more!

On this very special epsiode we interview Raj, an eproctophile (a fart fetishist), and host fot he Fart Fetish Podcast. We dive deep into the fetish: his experience, how it works and dozens of questions asked by our community. Check Raj’s podcast out here: https://eproctophilia.org/podcast.html Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

Kieran hates movies that are too long. Turch loves Paul McCartney, but hates his fans. And they both hate elevators that are controlled via an app. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

Kieran doesn’t understand why someone would need a squatty potty. Turch hates cars turning wide. And the longest High Calorie Individuals segment yet. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

The bonus get questioned about their episodes about the Flat Earth The boys don’t understand the whole Palestine Israel thing. And more dad jokes than you can handle. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

Kieran learns about girl maths. Turch likes the Roman Empire. And we listen to a song about eating cum. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

Plenty of Fat People News this week. Kieran hates the mention of a meat tax. And Turch hates Kieran’s dad jokes All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter - @WeOnlyDoOneTake • Podlink - https://pod.link/1332596345

Kieran find his new favourite rapper, Sexyy Red Turch is thankful he is no longer in the dating pool. And the boys go into more conspiracy theories. All this and more!

Kieran hates people who only run 5km Turch hates loud toilets. And every single music bit is played on the show! All this and more!

Reb is on the show! He hates Myki. Kieran helps rewrite more Tom Myers jokes. And Turch talks about Lizzo. All this and more!

Turch is one a rampage! Ont he cards is climate change protesters/extinction protests, food that is too big and women in the workplace. Kieran tells us about big barbeque. And the boys watch a thot.

Kieran buys meat rubs, and hates hipsters Turch hates bad female boomer comedy. And the boys laugh at Biden All this and more!

Turch makes more music stingers Kieran learns about a man who ate a bin chicken As we find out there are no medium rappers All this and more!

Special guest on the show, Damian (who helped test dildos). Turch tells the greatest dad joke ever And Kieran doesn’t understand trans boobs. All this and more!

Turch looks into podcasts for women Kieran wants to complete a food eating challenge And the boys discuss the importance of gatekeeping. All this and more!

Turch hates work meetings. Kieran learns the phrase ‘womanface’ And the boys have a new music bit to introduce the dad joke segment. All this and more!

Turch solves the diversity crisis by becoming a pimp. Kieran loves beautiful women, like Lizzo. And the boys find out about taxidermed drone birds (aka trans birds) All this and more!

We provide our good friend Tom Myers, some comedy advice in Part 2 of Episode 218.

The boys discuss the toilet situations. Look at Chat GPT’s joke writing ability. And chatty GPSs. All that and more!

EP 218 (Part 1)- Kierans Birthday Special by We Only Do One Take Podcast

Turch and Kieran go through Tom Myers’s material and decide to start a new project.

Turch gets cancelled! Afroman has no door and Kanye West hates on …. All this and more in episode 215!

Kieran becomes a meat snob. Turch makes a joke about suicides. And both boys think Andrew Tate is an idiot. All this and more!

Turch thinks he is growing up. Kieran wants a flying car made by Trump. And the boys listen to an erotic story from Literotica. All this and more!

Kieran is in studio to tel us how to measure a penis. Turch hatezs terrible zippers on baby clothes. And the boths try to understand how ‘they’ are influencing the 2023 Satanic Panic. All this and more!

Turch is a dad! Kieran is back in studio to talk about his trip to India. Turch hates medical staff and shares stories about his nonno and dad. Plus we listen to the final jokes of the Seinfled AI. All this and more!