PODCAST
We Watch So You Don't Have To!
by Ryan Webb and Andrew Price
We Watch So You Don't Have To! is a podcast featuring Ryan Webb and Andrew Price that attempts to uncover deep meanings and hilarious realizations behind truly awful movies.Tags: podcast, movies, bad movies, funny, review, critic, worst, awful
Episodes
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EP33 - Zoolander 2
The sucky sequel strikes again! The original Zoolander was laugh-out-loud funny and had a coherent plot, albeit an absurd one. Zoolander 2 has none of those things. Even achieving the all-time highest recorded SSCPMM (Star-Studded Cameos Per Movie Minute) doesn't help save this cinematic sinking...
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EP32 - Gooby
Gooby is by far the most nonsensical movie this podcast has ever encountered. This 2009 Canadian motion picture is about a boy named Willy (slang for "weiner") who suffers from hallucinations, looks exactly like Winona Ryder, has parents who clearly despise him, and has a not-so-imaginary friend…
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EP31 - Speed 2: Cruise Control
That's right! Speed 2. As in the sequel to the 1994 mega-hit Speed. This sequel has all the key ingredients of the original except instead of focusing on a bus that's forced to move fast or else it'll explode, this movie takes place on a cruise ship that's NOT rigged to blow and that moves very,...
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EP30 - The Best Of: Volume 1
WWSYDHT presents a very special "Best Of" compilation! Join us for bad movie highlights across space and time. From prehistoric film flops of Flintstones: Viva Rock Vegas to the slapstick 60's of Grease 2, all the way into the lackluster space age future of Pluto Nash and many, many more....
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EP29 - The Fox and the Hound 2
Bust out the kleenexes cause this episode we're watching the second installment of the childhood tearjerker The Fox and the Hound! Tune in as we solve the mystery of where puppies come from, hypothesize about Copper and Tod's lost teenage years, and expand the listener's horizons with a little...
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EP28 - The Ridiculous 6
Adam Sandler fulfills a childhood dream by playing Cowboys and Indians with his pals and manages to offend everyone along the way! It's the Netflix-only release of the "comedy" western The Ridiculous 6! Tune in as we hatch a plot to get into the Happy Madison movie-making party gang, reveal what...
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EP27 - Now You See Me 2
What's more badass than a biker gang, cooler than a rock star and sexier than a supermodel? A magician, duh! At least that's what the Now You See Me franchise seems to believe. Join us as we debunk this dumbfounding sequel filled with illogical plot twists and unbelievable "magical" stunts. Tune…
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EP26 - Skiptrace
Hey look at that! It's a movie on Netflix starring Jackie Chan and Johnny Knoxville. And it's new. That could be good. Or at least funny! WRONG. Trust us. We watched so you don't have to! Skiptrace is like Rush Hour. Except swap comic relief police officer Chris Tucker for a not quite likable...
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EP25 - Dreamcatcher
How do you take a horror novel from the genre's preeminent author and turn it into an accidental comedy? Dreamcatcher, that's how! This 2003 movie based on the 2001 Stephen King novel of the same name is one weird, wild ride. Join us as we try to piece together the individual life cycles of an...
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EP24 - Suicide Squad
Earth is threatened. The head of a powerful agency must assemble a rag-tag team of unlikely heroes to save the world from...an asteroid. Wait no, that's Armageddon. In Suicide Squad they need to save the world from an ancient Egyptian undead mummy, not an asteroid. But the rest is the same. Join…
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EP23 - Santa with Muscles
'Tis the season...for Santa to literally kick some ass! This week we watched Santa with Muscles starring wrestling legend/thespian laughingstock Hulk Hogan. This movie is your traditional Christmas tale of a psychotic, millionaire bodybuilder who gets amnesia, thinks he's Santa Claus and fist...
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EP22 - Waterworld
We watched Waterworld starring the man, the myth, the mutant...Kevin Costner. Speaking of Kevin Costner, in this movie he has webbed feet, wears seashell earrings, beats women with oars, throws children overboard AND drinks his own pee. And yet, he's the film's hero. Suffice to say things get a...
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EP21 - Glitter
This episode brought to you by Goldschlager. Goldschlager: the only alcoholic beverage with real bits of glitter in it. Mmm mmm good. Glitter the movie stars Mariah Carey and features an almost non-existent plot. In fact, our favorite part of this movie is the editing and the transitions between...
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EP20 - I Know Who Killed Me
We've got a horrible horror movie just in time for Halloween! Lindsay Lohan stars as a sweet, smart, talented, good girl on her way to Yale in the Fall. Or, is she actually a fiery, chain smoking, gives no fucks, down on her luck stripper? Join us as we try to make sense of this mess of a movie.…
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EP19 - Cell
We're THRILLED to present Episode 19 - Cell, the brand new "thriller" that went straight to Video on Demand. Imagine a world where everyone turns into zombies when they talk on their cell phones. That's Cell. See, it's sort of a metaphor for how constant connectivity in the modern age is turning...
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EP18 - Kangaroo Jack
Put another shrimp on the barbie cause we've got a bloody bonzer episode for you blokes. This week we watched the 2003 dud Kangaroo Jack, starring several actors you'll probably recognize but wouldn't be able to name! Oh and also Christopher Walken. Join us as we discuss this family friendly romp...
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EP17 - Nine Lives
Uh oh. Andrew and Ryan drink a box of wine and things get a bit tense. Reminiscent of the time in Episode 6 when Andrew threatened to start his own podcast, only this time it's Ryan who's had enough. But fear not! There are still plenty of laughs including some impromptu beat poetry, a plethora…
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EP16 - Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Wow. Where do we even begin? Jon Voight delivers a truly cringe-worthy performance as a baby-hating villain whose faux-German accent provides plenty of unintended entertainment. There's scene after eye roll-inducing scene where karate-fighting kids take down hapless henchmen. Plus, you've got...
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EP15 - Independence Day: Resurgence
We're all fired up and the f-bombs are flying because this movie is pure cookie-cutter, copycat, mindless sequel, crap. It's got Bill Pullman. It's got Jeff Goldblum. It's got a Hemsworth brother. It even stars Will Smith's son (in the movie - I ain't talkin bout the rich one). But none of that…
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EP14 - Crossroads
Meet us at the Crossroads for Episode 14 where we dive into the 2002 "film" starring THE Britney Spears. It's the classic tale of three high school girls who used to be friends, but aren't anymore, spontaneously going on a road trip across the country with a man they don't know. There's singing...
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EP13 - Grease 2
WWSYDHT reminds you that it's not just new movies you should avoid. Even the 80's had its low points. Like Grease 2! The unnecessary sequel that swaps John Travolta for a British exchange student who has to battle a SUPER lame T-Bird "gang" to win the heart of bad-boy biker loving Michelle...
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EP12 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
The ninja turtles are back! But not like you remember them. That's because these turtles are hideous CGI monsters with ill-fitting voice-overs and the character depth of a drooling dog pack. In short, we had a wonderful time going to the theaters to watch the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…
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EP11 - The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas
We had a gay old time for WWSYDHT Episode 11! That's because we watched the sequel/prequel The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas! We discuss the movie's clear appeal to kids everywhere (gambling, addiction, mating rituals, mega-sized martinis...what more could a kid want?), and also cover theories...
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EP10 - Movie 43
Warning! Aviso! NSFW! Keep out! You've been warned. This episode touches on every vile, sick out, potty humor based, taboo subject known to modern man. But don't blame us. Blame the movie. Move 43 goes there so we had to go there too. Luckily we had two special guests join us this episode to help...
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EP9 - Dolls
The lights are turned down low and nerves are high for our firsthorror movie, the 1987 stinker Dolls. But don't let the title fool you! This flick has killer dolls,killer bears and even some killer aliens. There's no telling whatlies around the next corner and this episode of the podcast is…
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Bonus Episode - Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice
WWSYDHT goes to the movies in this special bonus episode! The internet is abuzz with disappointment about this new superhero flick. As much as we didn't want to suffer through the movie or pay for theater tickets, we owe it to the listeners to watch so they don't have to. If you're looking for a...
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EP8 - The Adventures of Pluto Nash
This adventure is out of this world! Or more precisely, on the moon. Picture the year 2087. Man has colonized the moon. And invented unimpressive robots, slightly hovering cars, moon casinos, moon dive bars, and even pizza dispensers! The future is unintentionally lackluster in this sci-fi…
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EP7 - Trespass
How the heck did we make it SIX whole episodes without doing a Nicolas Cage movie? Well that changes today, as WWSYDHT presents Episode 7 - Trespass! This flick stars the aforementioned Nic Cage, plus mega-star Nicole Kidman and a band of bumbling thieves. Can super cool diamond dealer Cage...
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EP6 - Son of the Mask
Is this the best episode Andrew and Ryan have ever recorded? They sure think so. In fact, they predict that years from now, this will be the anchor track for a Greatest Hits album. It's that good. You've got big stars - like Jamie Kennedy! And possibly maybe even Kristen Wiig! And don't forget…
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EP5 - Bad Johnson
This one is a doozy. Put the kids to bed and tell grandma to cover her ears. In their defense, Ryan and Andrew set out to watch a different movie but ran into some technical issues...sound familiar? In a state of exhaustion and frustration, they found Bad Johnson - a movie about a man whose penis...
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EP4 - Catwoman
Uh-oh! Ryan and Andrew ran into some technical snags that delayed recording of this episode until late into the night. The end result is a whiskey-fueled, madcap analysis of the hilarious blockbuster Catwoman. This movie is packed with huge stars, CGI cats, and oh so many cat puns. I know, how…
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EP3 - American Psycho 2
Raise your hand if you like Mila Kunis… yeah you do. Raise your hand if you like William Shatner… who doesn’t! Raise your hand if you like Morgan Freeman… no brainer. Well what if I told you that all three of those talented people worked together on this movie and still weren’t able to make it...
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EP2 - Star Wars Holiday Special
For our second episode we watched the 1978 CBS TV event the "Star Wars Holiday Special" and boy is it a doozy. Tune in to try and make sense of this extremely bizarre, almost forgotten journey into the Star Wars universe. We'll tackle questions like what's Chewbacca doing when he's not at home,...
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EP1 - Inspector Gadget 2
We kick things off by discussing the wildly popular, straight-to-video sequel Inspector Gadget 2. Take the nostalgic cartoon from your childhood, add French Stewart as the leading man and sprinkle in some low budget special effects and you've got yourself one wild ride. Enjoy! tags: 2, bad…
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We Watch So You Don't Have To! is a podcast featuring Ryan Webb and Andrew Price that attempts to uncover deep meanings and hilarious realizations behind truly awful movies.Tags: podcast, movies, bad movies, funny, review, critic, worst, awful
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