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WE WON THE INTERNET featuring The Dark Web

by Logan Marks

Follow the adventures of two idiots living and podcasting from an old worn down bunker somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. Enjoy sitting around a campfire and listening to funny tales and scary stories? Then this podcast if for you! So, if you don't have a stick up your ass, and you're messed up in the head like the rest of us. Come join us for a little fun.

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Episodes

  1. Shape Shifter's Unite (Episode 87)

    This week Logan and Sam talk the SYFY series Van Helsing. Is the SYFY channel finally making good content? We also get into the movie Super Me on Netflix. No, it's not about vegans getting fat at Mcdonalds. Listen and find out. On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A woman's husband is doing her...

  2. Don't Dish It Out If You Can't Take It (Episode 85)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about working from home, missing asshole coworkers, and the long awaited time of working without masks. Have you been vaccinated? On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A man tries to rekindle a old love. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET...

  3. I'm A Hustler, Baby (Episode 84)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about the Documentary series Generation Hustle. Which are our favorite episodes and we want to learn how to be world class scammers too! Logan also talks about his ghost encounter or would we say non-encounter? On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A woman complains…

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  4. Attack of the killer tomatoes (Episode 83)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about the series Hanna on Amazon prime and a fun little movie on Hulu called Spontaneous. On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE a mother gets a little too comfortable with her daughters house keys. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links)…

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  5. Finish him! (Episode 82)

    This week on We Won The Internet Logan and Sam talk about the Masterpiece Mortal Kombat. Is it better than the original? On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE should a woman leave because of some ass slapping? All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Head of the class...

  6. Q: Into the toilet (Episode 81)

    This week Sam and Logan talk about the Documentary on HBO Called Q: into the storm. Who is Q? How did the movement fool so many people? We go over the crazy ride that is Q. On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE should a man stay with a woman that refuses to give him oral? That's just bad manners in...

  7. Melissa McCarthy Should Be On Death Row (Episode 80)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about the Documentary Operation Varsity Blues: The College Admissions Scandal. Are we really surprised rich people be scamming? We also get into the new Netflix Movie Thunder force. Does Melissa McCarthy poop out another turd? On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A…

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  8. We'll be watching you (Episode 79)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about the old TV series Nowhere man. It must be good cause it was only one season! We also get into the new documentary on Netflix Coded bias. Are you ready for the world to keep an eye on you? On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE a guy has a problem with his clone...

  9. Honey, We shrunk the Willies! (Episode 78)

    This week Sam tells us about the new movie on HBO Max Godzilla vs Kong. Is it a a giant pile of Gorilla poop? Logan tells us about the epic problem facing man kind. Are our Penises getting smaller? On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE a woman argues with her partner over a smelly situation. All…

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  10. What would you do for chicken nuggets? (Episode 77)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about Joe Biden falling all over himself. Sam talks about Falcon and winter soldier on Disney Plus and Logan goes on about Kevin Samuels a Image consultant on YouTube that talks some mean ass truth. . Also a woman's family thinks her boyfriend is ugly does he leave...

  11. Be kind rewind (Episode 76)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about the show See on Apple TV. Is it just a bunch of blind people wondering around? We then get into the Documentary The Last Blockbuster on Netflix. Do we really miss late fees and weirdo's in polo shirts? Also, I woman wants to know if her boyfriend is full of...

  12. Podcast Vato (Episode 74)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about the show Chateau Vato. Is it a Latino Masterpiece? I'm guessing no. We also talk about awkward comments at the work place. Also, woman's boyfriend looks for racism, but is there really any to be seen? All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE…

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  13. It's finger licking something. (Episode 69)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about the show Pennyworth on Epix. Is it another DC failure? Then we get into the made for lifetime movie KFC's: A recipe for seduction. Can we handle Mexican Colonel Sanders and do we need a KFC gaming console? We think yes! Also on the show a guy can't get his wife…

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  14. Oh Heaven's Gate! I think I lost my penis! (Episode 67)

    This week we talk about Wonder woman the gift that keeps on shitting all over itself. We also get into the new version of the Stand on CBS all access. Is it as long as the book? Logan talks about his upcoming trip to Florida and his wife's long lost sister. Will she ask for money? If she is, I'll...

  15. Surviving the Game. Bye 2020 (Episode 66)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about the show Godfather of Harlem. We then get into the new Netflix show Death to 2020. We are so glad to get past that shit show. All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links)...

  16. We love boobies! (Episode 65)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about a very interesting YouTube video. If you want to see the Video here is the link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gCk9yBBOUo It's the breast! Sam tells us about the Netflix documentary Home Game. Sounds like it's action packed. All this and more on this episode…

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  17. Dude look like a Lady (Episode 64)

    Well since everything is locked down again and there's nothing to do we talk about television, our only real friend. Logan talks about Big mouth on Netflix. Brings back memories of growing up. Sam talks about The Undoing on HBO. Is it filled with too many twists? On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT…

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  18. We're back Bitches! (Episode 63)

    We're back bitches! This week Sam and Logan talk about the ridiculous documentary We are the champions on Netflix, and the series Two weeks to live on HBO Max. On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! A man's girlfriend is doing him dirty. All this and more on this episode of WE WON THE INTERNET! SH!T...

  19. Who's turning the frogs gay? (Episode 62)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about the show Lovecraft Country on HBO. Is it worth the watch? We also get into the new The Stand remake. Will it be as good as the original? Then we get into Alex Jones's appearance on the Joe Rogan podcast. Was it crazy? Yes... Yes it was! We will also…

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  20. The perfect weapon (Episode 61)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about the documentary The perfect weapon on HBO. Are we gonna get hacked for the 2020 election? We will find out. Sam also goes on about War of the worlds. We talk about the different versions that have seen through the years. SH!T ON THE INTERNET I can…

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  21. A Priest a Rabi and two porn stars walk into a bar (Episode 60)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about Adam Sandler's new piece of shit Hubie Halloween and Sam talks about Tell me a story cause he can only afford CBS all access right now. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Dirty Priest Bridezilla To catch a cheater Cheap date I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man...

  22. Working nine to five (Episode 59)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about the vice president debates. The fly that landed on Pence's head... who is he voting for? Logan talks about the new documentary on Netflix, American Murder: The Family Next Door while Sam goes of the show Evil on CBS. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Naked 9 to 5...

  23. Welcome to the poop show (Episode 58)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan and Sam talk about the presidential debates. Who do you think won? definitely wasn't the American people. Sam talks about the show Peaky Blinders and Logan checked out Netflix's new movie Enola Holmes. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Birds of a feather Uber for aliens...

  24. We'll always have Paris

    This week on We won the internet Logan announces he's gotten married. Sam talks about the show Project blue book on the peacock and Logan reveals his love for Paris Hilton... well more his love, hate feeling for her after watching her new documentary on YouTube. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Broken finger...

  25. It's Burger Time (Episode 56)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Sam talks about his excitement for the new football season and the new old people show Perry Mason on HBO? Logan is shocked to find out that McDonald has a collaboration with Travis Scott. Will it come with a toy? SH!T ON THE INTERNET Love her like a daughter…

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  26. Losing our heroes (Episode 55)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about Ron Jeremy and his new legal troubles. Sam tells us about the Netflix special Felipe Esparza's Bad decisions and the movie John Henry. Are they worth the watch? We also get into Joe Rogan's interview with Miley Cyrus. Is she crazy or just...

  27. Lose thirty pounds! Ask me how. (Episode 54

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about the limited series on Netflix High Score and Sam tells us about the documentary From fat Lolli to six pack Lolli. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Alex Jones Can't stop, won't stop Fart Fights I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Woman finds crazy text on…

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  28. What are your coordinates? (Episode 53)

    This week Logan talks about the new Netflix series Unwell, while Sam gives us the run down on the Will Smith movie Gemini man. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Don't burn your bridges Bible thumper I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Woman wants her man to not jack off. THE DARK WEB: Randonautica. Can these...

  29. Are we in the Matrix? (Episode 52)

    This week on We won the internet we talk about the book breath by James Nestor. can you change your life with how you breath? We go over Six underground with Ryan Reynolds on Netflix, and Kevin James's YouTube channel. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Mad cow Accidental porn I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!...

  30. Spray the gay away (Episode 51)

    This week Logan talks about the documentary Tread and the show Norseman. Sam tells us about the movie Extraction and his love for IP man movies. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Smell the gay Can I help you I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Guy feels bad he got a blowjob. Can his girl forgive him? THE DARK…

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  31. Can't feel the extreme heat on my ass (Episode 50)

    It's episode 50! (Can't feel the extreme heat on my ass) Sam talks about the HBO show Ballers with The Rock. Logan also watches the original Robocop and the remake to see which one he likes better. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Sleeping ugly The Gymnast I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Can he love her for...

  32. Am I being detained? (Episode 49)

    This week on We won the internet Sam after 25 years watches the movie the Shawshank redemption. Does it live up the hype? Logan goes on a YouTube binge and watches Auditor clips. People who film the police to make sure they are upholding the constitution. We also get into the new streaming…

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  33. Teddy, you're an idiot! (Episode 48)

    It's episode 48! (Teddy, you're an idiot.) This week we go on another TV watching binge, because what else is there to do during Covid? Sam talks about the Netflix movie "The old guard" with Charlize Theron, yup she's still hot. Logan goes into the documentary, Moncho Moncho Amor: the legend of...

  34. Don't be a loser, Pops! (Episode 47)

    This week on We Won The Internet Logan mentions he gets a new part time job at his local hardware store and gives a shitty review of George Lopez's new stand up on Netflix. Sam talks about the show Glitch and the old show X-files. Is it worth a re-watch? SH!T ON THE INTERNET Doctor feels good…

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  35. Does a bear poop in the woods? (Episode 46)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET We talk about the fourth of July and our past experience blowing things up and then we get into the show Alone. Living in the woods with lions, tigers, and bears! oh my! SH!T ON THE INTERNET Cussing Ghost To trap a thief I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Girl buys…

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  36. Bull Sharting #4 the last bull shart (Episode 45)

    This week on We won the internet we are just bullshitting. Again! Who would have guessed! Not me! Anyway we talk about old movies like Airplane, Revenge of the nerds, and Top Secret. Do they hold up? Are they as good as we remember? We'll find out. We also get into the Nascar controversy and…

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  37. They hate us cause they anus (Episode 44)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about Dave Chappelle's new stand up on You tube and the show F is for family season 4. Sam goes over his new love of Gentrified and Mr. Iglesia's second season. We are also changing our format and doing more of the Dark Web. Let us know if you like…

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  38. F#ck you, Mark Wahlberg! (Episode 43)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about his mixed reactions to the new Netflix show Space Force and his love for Adam Sandler movies. While Sam goes on a wild tangent about his uncontrollable hate for Mark Wahlberg . SH!T ON THE INTERNET Car go boom! Big Daddy Bad Daddy DECODING THE...

  39. A Karen in the wild (Episode 42)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about his Karen sighting while Sam tells us about the HBO show Berry. SH!T ON THE INTERNET I might suck but you swallow Karen go home! Pickle attack DECODING THE INTERNET Sam describes ridiculous laws that are still around I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT...

  40. Bull Sharting #3 (Episode 41)

    The week on We Won The Internet We do what we're calling a Bull Sharting episode. The last week of the every month we go off our regular format and just talk about anything that comes to our minds. This week Sam reviews Streets of rage 4. Logan is excited for the June PS plus selections. A much...

  41. You're dead to me! (Episode 40)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about his new big screen TV. What is Logan watching you ask? Dead to me and The wrong Missy that what! SH!T ON THE INTERNET Burger for sex? The Masked bandit Sex soccer dolls DECODING THE INTERNET Have some weird thing stuck inside you? You're not…

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  42. Sexy little devil (Episode 39)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET We talk about the new cartoon Solar Opposites and Steve the demon returns and tells us some bad news. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Fire Crotch You are what you eat Sick ride bro! DECODING THE INTERNET Sam tells us about Histories info hacks. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT…

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  43. Giant Horny Murder Bees (Episode 38)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about The Rise of Skywalker that's out on Disney plus and also the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt that will be coming out soon. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Boobies! Chicken attack Speed racer DECODING THE INTERNET Sam tells us all about the Asian giant hornets and how...

  44. Another BS episode! (Episode 37)

    This week on We won the internet we are doing another BS episode where Logan and Sam talk about video games, hot yoga chicks and a bunch of other silly topics.

  45. Silent but not deadly (Episode 36)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan buys some corona virus cures to save him from the pandemic. Are they for real? Probably not. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Farting pants digital skipping Elsa does Dallas DECODING THE INTERNET Sam goes over amazing casino heists. Counting cards and lasers anything to...

  46. Dirty Jobs and they're done dirt cheap (Episode 35)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan and Sam talk about their new found wealth or lack of it since the Covid-19 stimulus has arrived. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Bare naked ladies! Sleep soundly my dear prince Sex toys getting longer and harder DECODING THE INTERNET Check out these weird jobs that you...

  47. Bald zombies are the best (episode 34)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Sam talks about all the shows he's able to watch since he's stuck in the bunker. He's on a zombie kick with Train to Busan and Kingdom. Logan's excited about the new season of Future man. Mr. Jiggletits is still watching the 700 club he's getting really religious....

  48. No Touching! (Episode 33)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about stupid people out spreading the virus for stupid reasons. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Dog gone it! There can be only one I play a cop on TV DECODING THE INTERNET Sam tells us about questionable events I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man's wife is a nasty...

  49. We are just Bullsh!ting man! (Episode 32)

    This week on We won the internet we decide to stray from our format. We couldn't really find many stories that didn't include the virus so we decided to just bullshit. We get into the documentary Tiger King that's now on Netflix. It's a crazy ride!! We also talk about another documentary series...

  50. Need more TP for my bunghole! (Episode 31)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Sam has been quarantined from the cult. Logan talks about his new group of 10 year old Fortnite friends that keep joining his squads. SH!T ON THE INTERNET potty police It's the claw! All the single ladies DECODING THE INTERNET Sam tells us about people found after...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Follow the adventures of two idiots living and podcasting from an old worn down bunker somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. Enjoy sitting around a campfire and listening to funny tales and scary stories? Then this podcast if for you! So, if you don't have a stick up your ass, and you're messed up in the head like the rest of us. Come join us for a little fun.

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Follow the adventures of two idiots living and podcasting from an old worn down bunker somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. Enjoy sitting around a campfire and listening to funny tales and scary stories? Then this podcast if for you! So, if you don't have a stick up your ass, and you're messed up in...

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