Web Crawlers
by Web Crawlers
Ali Segel and Melissa Stetten discuss pop culture, TV, viral stories, unsolved mysteries, creepy cults, scammers, and everything unsettling in between. “They maintain a loose, upbeat dynamic as they fall down rabbit holes, which means listeners can comfortably dip their toes into the deeply unsettling and unexplained, but won’t walk away feeling, well, haunted.” (Vanity Fair, 2020)
Episodes
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Bimbo News: Soup Candy & Crab Legs Addiction
Rats eating evidence room drugs, woman scammed by fake Keanu, extending dogs lives, Instagram green card marriage scam, Justin Baldoni/Blake Lively lawsuit, celebs with high IQs, and more! TV: Severance Movies: Paris, Texas Books: Yellowface by R.F. Kuang Join our Patreon for video episodes and...
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Bimbo News: Justice for Luigi & Lively
We might not die from black plastic after all, goblin pizza, kid calls 911 for help with math, Luigi Mangione’s haircut, Blake Lively lawsuit, and more! - Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes every other week! - Intro song: Joren Cain Outro song: Elektrodinosaur -...
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Bimbo News: E. coli & Giant Pumpkin Raft
Giant pumpkin used as raft. E-coli is everywhere. Man smuggled 200 tarantulas taped to his body. Man in bear costume robbed cars. Human head washed ashore in florida. Jay Leno fell down a hill, and more! - Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes every other week! - Intro song:...
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Bimbo News: Bank Glitch & Butt Eggs
Japanese village full of puppets, swallowing AirPods, woman divorced ghost, Chase bank “glitch,” Delphi murders update, man put 15 eggs in his butt, NFL teams eat an insane amount of Uncrustables, and more! Book: Margo’s Got Money Troubles - Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime...
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Bimbo News: Piss Bandit & Do Nothing Friends
Pet found in attic 30 years later, “Do Nothing Friend” makes $80k a year, blind woman regains sight after hitting head, Pasadena piss bandit, Al Pacino’s Shrek phone case, spoiler-free The Substance and Smile 2 review, and more! Book: A Short Stay in Hell by Steven L. Peck - Join our Patreon for...
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Bimbo News: Alligator Boat Captain & Controlling the Weather
Poop volcano, Poltergeist house Airbnb, men stalking internet kids, Lana Del Rey married alligator boat captain, we like Sabrina Carpinter, Marjorie Greene thinks the weather can be controlled, Garth Brooks sexual assault allegations, Menendez Bros show, Melissa saw Megalopolis, and more! Book:...
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Bimbo News: Secret Babies, Pig Heads, & Fyre Fest 2
We were on Nightline, cruise ship hit iceberg, Fyre Fest 2, Lottie Moss OD’d on Ozempic, Dave Grohl baby drama, The Perfect Couple intro dance, and was Abe Lincoln gay? Book: Into Thin Air - Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes every other week! - Intro song: Joren Cain…
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Bimbo News: Listeria, Salsa, & Chimps
Pilot on mushrooms, woman set fires to flirt with firefighters, burglar distracted by book, nudist colony couiple murdered, Oasis reuniting, paralympics, Kelly Clarkson’s salsa, Chimp Crazy, and more! Book: The Country Will Bring Us No Peace - Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime...
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Bimbo News: Breakdancing, Earthquakes, & Trap
Raygun’s breakdancing, earthquakes, stranded astronauts, Blake Lively drama, Katy Perry’s rough year, Ketamine Queen, Laci Peterson doc, (spoiler free) thoughts on Trap, and more! Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes every other week! Intro song: Joren Cain Outro song:...
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Bimbo News: Hot Olympians & Thick Necks
Biohazard on an airplane. Unfortunate pole vaulting incident. Invasive worms. Single man rented a billboard to get a date. Mathbox 20 commented on Ali’s IG. Big loser JK Rowling’s black mold infestation. Is Mr. Beast actually bad? Ali’s *hot* takes about Josh Hartnett, and more! - Join our…
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Bimbo News: Biscuit Basin & Hot Spiders
Olympic spying, spider with “ample” genitalia, Katy Perry’s song denied by Kamala, King Charles’ horse bit a tourist, stolen lotto ticket, Ali discovers something about Kings of Leon, Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders show, what Melissa said to Javiar Bardem on her plane ride back from London, and…
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Bimbo News: Green Ooze & Bachelorette Rats
Gypsy Rose is pregnant. Woman thought her BF ghosted her but he was in coma. Green ooze in the Miami airport. Kevin Bacon wore prosthetics to be a normal person and hated it. Gwyneth’s diarrhea guest. Lily Allen’s Only Fans for feet. Rats on the Bachelorette. Emily St. John Mandel books, and…
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Bimbo News: Karen Read, Glen Powell's Urban Legend, & NBA Mormon Drama
We’re back from our “spring break” with the latest! Titanic museum mysteriously floods, NBA rookie mormon drama, Karen Read trial verdict, Glen Powell unknowingly spread an urban legend, Sherri Papini Hulu doc, justice for Chris Pine’s movie Poolman, Ali reads an exerpt from a book she loves, and...
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Bimbo News: Special Announcement - We're Taking A Spring Break!
We're gonna take a little spring break for the next few weeks from Bimbo News, 90 Day Recraps, and Mailbag episodes. Patreon-only true crime episodes will come out as usual. See ya soon! [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch
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Bimbo News: $30 Million Heist & Illegal Butt Injections
NEWS:Husband who deserted family found on dating apps in Texas. Surprising hedgehog rescue. Conjoined twins got married. Tori Spelling’s pig peed in her bed. $30 million in cash stolen from LA storage facility. Illegal butt injections, and more! BOOKS: Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead…
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90 Day Fiance Recap: Jasmine Explains Ovulation
90 Day Fiance Happily Every After Season 8 Ep 1: Emily & Kobe are getting ready to fly to Cameroon. Rob & Sophie are living apart in Austin. Nicole buys pajams for Mahmoud. Gino & Jasmine are on their honeymoon. Ashley teaches a spin class. 90 Day Fiance Happily Every After Season 8 Ep 2: Jasmine...
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MAILBAG: Bloody Car & Cremation Scandal
VOICEMAILS: Joren’s questionable algorithm. HS bf loves Donnie Darko. Baby name blessing. Flor is early to work. Listener spotted blood on a car. Logistics of the Fear fingerbang scene. Getting your partner to watch 90 day. Cremation scandal. Good news from Dina in Canada. - Theme song:...
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Bimbo News: Volvo Island & Hot Scientists
NEWS: Princess Kate’s annoucement. Pig kidney transplant. Blow dryer accident resulting in amputation. Volvo Island. John Hinckley Jr’s thoughts on Sydney Sweeney. Woman almost abducted by Uber driver in NYC, and more. TV: Quiet on Set. Three Body Problem MOVIES: Stormy Daniels doc Lauren Reeves...
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MAILBAG: Surgeries & Chocolates
VOICEMAILS: Post tonsil removal. Chantel from 90 Day is difficult. Giving flight attendants chocolates. Kate Middleton Mother’s Day. 1996 movie Fear. - Theme song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch
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Bimbo News: Costco Gold & Gambling Debts
NEWS: More shit falling off Boeing planes. Costco is now selling gold. Meghan Markle’s lifestyle brand. New AI song. Bruno Mars is in serious gambling debt. TV: Love is Blind. The Gentleman. MOVIES: Ricky Stanicky - Intro song: Joren Cain Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected]...
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90 Day Fiance Recap: Gino's "Fan" Letter & Sizzling Gumbo
90 Day Fiance Season 10 Tell-All part 2: Jasmine reads a letter she “found” addressed to Gino. Citra didn’t know what a one night stand meant. Nick got a job in Atlanta. Clayton’s mom no longer lives in his closet. Jasmine and Nikki are scheming. Single Life Season 4 Ep 11: Debbie leaves Miami....
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MAILBAG: Tork Talk Top That
VOICEMAILS: Anti-fish bandit. Tattoo vending machines. Nacho cheese lube. Fuck cancer. The end of the curse. Flash Forward. Def the Torkelsons. Top That! Naked Attraction encounter. Sleepover questions. - Intro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram /...
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Bimbo News: Kate's Royal Photoshop Mishap
NEWS: Kate Middleton photoshop drama. Boeing whistleblower found dead. Cecil hotel is for sale. Woman stuck in shipping container. The Oscars, and more! TV: Bachelor. Love is Blind. Grimm MOVIES: Dune 2, Missing, Searching BOOKS: Lessons in Chemistry - Intro song: Joren Cain Outro song:...
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MAILBAG: Japanese Coke & Drunk Dial
EMAILS: Be nicer to flight attendants. VOICEMAILS: Sex before dinner. Coke Zero Plus for constipation. Happy Birthday Joren! We love you Dina. Imprinting on a baby like Jacob in Twilight. Sending love to Mikki. Drunk dialed by Carson City Britney Bitch. - Intro song: Elektrodinosaur -...
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90 Day Fiance Recap: Weddings, Breakup Texts, & Corn Stars
90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 18: Rob & Sophie, Clayton & Anali, Ashley & Manuel, and Sam & Citra get married. Nikki gets a breakup text from Justin. 90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 19 Tell-All part 1: Nikki and Justin have decided to be “close friends.” Jasmine loses her shit when she sees more footage...
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Bimbo News: Live Wonka Disaster & No More Sleepovers
NEWS: The Glasgow Wonka experience. Kate Middleton hasn't been seen in public. Mother in-law threw red paint on bride. Jay Shetty is a liar. Dad drugged daughter’s friends at sleepover. Baldwin sister threw tampon at bartender, and more! TV: Bachelor. Traitors. Summer House. - Intro song: Joren...
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MAILBAG: Opera & The Torkelsons
VOICEMAILS: Dina sings us some opera! A very good doggy. Eating crow. Stealing ATMS with trucks. Words of encouragement. Our show calms a dog. 90s show of a girl talking to the moon. - Intro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch
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Bimbo News: Mars, Mosquitoes, & El Chapo's Granddaughter
NEWS: Nasa needs volunteers for Mars simulation, El Chapo’s granddaughter searching for Loch Ness monster, Wendy Williams sad docuseries, Who TF Did I Marry TikTok series, guy on airplane tried to open door, dead mosquito solving crimes, and more! TV: Resident Alien, Bachelor BOOKS: Tomorrow and...
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90 Day Fiance Recap: Groom of Honor & Snail Festival
90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 16: It's wedding day for Gino and Jasmine; Clayton worries Anali won't show up at the altar; Citra & Sam get married; Nikki hopes she can trust Justin as she departs Moldova. Single Life Season 4 Ep 7 & 8: (34:35) Debbie meets Ruben’s dad. Natalie & Josh break up.…
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MAILBAG: Doink
VOICEMAILS: Jess from What’s Up Weirdo comes in HOT. Well wishes for our listeners. A new 90 Day watcher. Netflix anime. True Detective thoughts. Horrifying view into the neighbor’s window. Upcoming Pop Tart movie. - Theme song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter /...
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Bimbo News: $50k Scam, J Lo's Movie, & Maggots on a Plane
NEWS: Fertility doctor scandal, maggots on a flight, Trump’s sneakers, J. Lo’s insane movie, Alexei Navalnvy’s death, The Cut author getting scammed, Chicken Nugget tv show, and more! MOVIES: Madame Web. How to Have Sex. TV: Bachelor. Vanderpump. iZombie BOOKS: Sea of Tranquility - Intro song:...
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MAILBAG: Twines & New Puppies
VOICEMAILS: Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance’s Natalie. Twines. Victim of the raccoon blackout. New McDonald’s ice cream machine lore. V McDre was in LA! A beautiful/sad pet story. - Theme song: Elektrodinosaur [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch
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Bimbo News: Fish Bandit & Elephant Trunk
NEWS: Fish bandit. New taco bell food items. Tony Soprano tomagatchi. Mutant wolves in chernobyl. Woman gave birth in McDonald’s parking lot. Bobbi Althoff divorce, and more! TV: Bachelor. Vanderpump. Traitors. THEATER: Kate Berlant’s show KATE BOOKS: The Memory Police - Intro song: Joren Cain...
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90 Day Fiance Recap: Hurricane Season & Ruben the Groovin Cuban
90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 16: Clayton freaks out over the stripper at Anali’s bachelorette party; Ashley didn’t think about hurricane season; Sam converts for Citra; Rob posted memes on Facebook at 4am and refuses to apologize to Sophie; Gino & Jasmine go wedding dress shopping. Single Life…
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MAILBAG: Cesar, Call the Dentist!
EMAILS: Spork movie VOICEMAILS: Worried about secondhand embarassment from 90 Day. Med student’s take on Panera. Fantasty smut. YA GIRL. Porn writer is a job. Rash from new underwear. Seeing someone who wasn’t there. The Big Comfy Couch. Becky’s “bebe.” Embryo transfer. Dunkin’s large iced coffee...
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Bimbo News: Spy Pigeon & Raccoon Blackout
NEWS: Elon Musk put an implant in someone’s brain. Some people think they found Amelia Earheart’s plane. Pigeon was held for 8 months on suspicion of being a spy. Raccoon causes blackout in Toronto. Jonas Brothers popcorn. TV: True Detective MOVIES: Argylle. The Greatest Night in Pop - Intro…
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90 Day Fiance Recap: Natalie's Shakespeare Monologue
90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 15: Nikki surprises Justin at their engagement party with a performance. Manuel gets emotional before the wedding. Anali got a stripper for her bachelorette party. Sophie goes wedding dress shopping at the same place Melissa got her dress. Sam and Citra realize their...
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MAILBAG: Exhausted by Wonka
EMAILS: Red Lobster gift card VOICEMAILS: Another Argylle theory. Exhausted by Wonka. Becky’s follow-up to her birthing experience. Shook that Ali’s never had summer sausage. Burger King Whopper sacrifice campaign. Ghost touching back of neck. Dog stealing a pink dinosaur toy. Phantom Thread...
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Bimbo News: Deadbeat Ragdoll Husband
NEWS: World’s largest cruise ship sets sail. Mom discovers son’s ADHD pills contain inconsistent amounts of medication. Man can’t stop farting after eating ham sandwich. Woman complains that her ragdoll husband doesn’t do his share of the housework, and more! TV: Bachelor. Traitors. MOVIES:...
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90 Day Fiance Recap: My Exes Were Great & My Son Likes Beef
90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 14 From This Day Forward: Rob hates Sophie’s mom. Nikki & Justin ride horses. Ashley & Manuel go to Niagara Falls. Jasmine tells Dane she can’t talk to him anymore. Clayton brings his guinea pigs to Indiana for the wedding. Sam’s dad meets Citra’s dad. Single Life…
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Bimbo News: Frozen Shrimp Cocaine & Costco Hot Dogs
NEWS: Woman sues Panera over their lemonade. Man smuggled cocaine in frozen shrimp. AI dog collars. Jennifer Lopez’s insane trailer. Penecio Del Toro, and more! TV: American Nightmare. True Detective MOVIES: The Beekeeper BOOKS: The Tribe of Fatherless Girls by T Kira Madden. The Tools by Phil...
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90 Day Fiance Recap: Fuego Cafe Sex & Bigfoot on the Roof
90 Day Fiance Season 10 Episode 13 To Love & To Cherish: Rob is livid after getting lectured by Sophie's mom. Jasmine finally tells Gino about where she got the money for her butt surgery. Ashley and Manuel have sex in a cafe. Clayton and Anali finally have sex. Sam’s dad thinks bigfoot was on...
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MAILBAG: Summer Sausage
VOICEMAILS: Extra lettuce on your burger. Accidentally sexting your mother in law. Chronic wasting disease. Epoch Times is wack. Freak accident with a knife. A blog about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Champagne turkey. Mystery VHS tape follow up. Flor calls with an update on how she’s doing…
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Bimbo News: Rat Holes & Neve Candles
NEWS: People cutting off limbs for fun. Cover Up Body Brokers podcast about ppl selling body parts from a funeral home. Fortune telling with food. Disasterous Golden Globes monologue. Is Elly Conway actually Taylor Swift and did she write a book called Argylle? Gypsy Rose discovered Facetune....
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MAILBAG: The Water Looked Great
VOICEMAILS: We’re the Dippin Dots ladies. A breakdown of all the Fargo seasons by Joren. Double vagina explanation. 90 Day dudes suck. Leonardo Dicrapio. The water looked great in the Mario movie. Mr. Bubba. Becky’s not great experience giving birth. [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter…
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Bimbo News: Dunkin' Toilet Explosion & Unannounced Wedding
NEWS: Dog ate $4k in cash. Dunkin Donuts toilet explosion. Guy swimming in Bass Pro Shops water tank. Unannounced wedding at a coffee shop. Kate Winslet keeps her oscars in the bathroom. Guy attacks judge after being sentenced. TV: RHOSLC finale. Natalia Speaks. Ali’s watching Fringe. BOOKS…
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MAILBAG: Have A Nice Life
VOICEMAILS: The origin of our phone number. We’ve come so far. Brian Laundrie’s family knew about Gabby for weeks and didn’t call police. Flower scent from Brazil. What to do in a lucid dream. Never seen a stuffed turkey. Concering experience with Panera Lemonade. Denying clogging your friend’s...
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Bimbo News: Gypsy Rose is Free & Best/Worst of 2023
NEWS: Gypsy Rose Blanchard is free and on instagram. Gay couple arguing in airport. Pop Tart mascot death. BEST OF 2023: Gwyneth ski trial. Titanic submersible. Those fake ass tiny aliens. Taco Bell orgy. Creek pasta, and more! TV: Jury Duty. Cunk. The Curse. Last of Us. Mrs Davis. MOVIES: Poor...
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Bimbo News: Ziwe & George Santos
Happy Holidays everyone! NEWS: Ziwe interviewed George Santos. Tom Cruise’s new GF. Scream director quit. Gypsy Rose Blanchard bought tix to a Kansas City football game to try to meet Taylor Swift. 6 year old flying solo got on the wrong airplane. 700 Airbus employees got sick from Christmas...
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90 Day Fiance Recap: Duvets & Sarper’s Notebook
90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 11 For Richer for Pooer: Clayton & Anali meet Kameron IRL. Sophie asks Rob for a duvet. Devin & Nick get married. Ashley picks out a wedding dress. Citra arrives to Sam’s dirty house. Gino puts sunscreen on Jasmine’s butt. The Other Way Season 5 Ep 24 Tell All Pt. 3:...
About this show
Ali Segel and Melissa Stetten discuss pop culture, TV, viral stories, unsolved mysteries, creepy cults, scammers, and everything unsettling in between. “They maintain a loose, upbeat dynamic as they fall down rabbit holes, which means listeners can comfortably dip their toes into the deeply unsettling and unexplained, but won’t walk away feeling, well, haunted.” (Vanity Fair, 2020)
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