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what a magical saturday.instagram has put some restrictions on our account, so do us a personal favor and tell a friend about the show. word of mouth helps us out a ton right now.also, a little schedule change: moving forward, public episodes drop saturdays and patreon episodes drop tuesday nights.thanks for listening.we love ya.patreon.com/weedcapradio

these medicated seltzers got a grip on me. they're not recreational, they're medical and they treat my conditions. thanks for listeningwe love ya

mere moments ago, we sat down with ryan sickler and discovered the three of us are the exact same type of maryland white trash. thanks for listeningwe love ya

seriously we wanna knowPublic episode dropping today because we’ll have another public episode dropping Thursday this coming week thanks for listeningwe love yapatreon.com/weedcapradio

i'm sleeping on the covers, too sore to podthanks for listeningwe love ya

not our finest work but it's sunday morning, what do you want?thanks for listening we love yaif you want more: https://www.patreon.com/cw/weedcapradio

I'm hurtin', linda.thanks for listeningwe love yapatreon.com/weedcapradio

we wanted to do this once because this episode was so much fun to record. we figured it’d be the best way to show people what the patreon is actually like. going forward, patreon episodes will continue to be patreon exclusive.if you like it and want to hear more of the patreon episodes, the link is below. if not, that’s cool too because listening to the public episodes is more than enough support. anything else is just a sweet little bonus between you and your friends at weedcap radio.thanks for listening.we love ya.

dropping this one a day early because one of our best friends in the world, uptown parker brown, stopped by on his way back to the big apple and we recorded this. parker is one of the funniest people on the planet and you should follow him @parkerbrowncomedy so you can claim you knew about him before he blew up in a couple years. thanks for listeningwe love yaweedcap radio — A podcast primarily about Mark Wahlberg. | Patreon

it's real and it hurts.thanks for listeningwe love ya

you wanted a super low energy, almost not worth listening to bonus episode on a thursday night? well you got it pal. i edible'd myself half to death before recording. thanks for listeningwe love ya

all hail the cartboy cowboy. if these episodes seem particularly stoney and you're not enjoying them as much as our normal ones, fret not. we're just on vacation and particularly chuffed, things will be back to normal this time next week. if you enjoy these episodes, shout out to you, you little sweetheart. thanks for listeningwe love ya

entirely too baked to record an episode but that's what we did. if it sucks, remember that it's just a nice lil' saturday night bonus episode from your friends at weedcap radio. thanks for listening we love ya

Everybody stutters one way or the otherSo check out my message to youAs a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you backIf the Scatman can do it, so can youthanks for listeningwe love yaif you want more: weedcap radio — A podcast primarily about Mark Wahlberg | Patreon

home of the world's largest ball of twine.thanks for listeningwe love yaif you want more: weedcap radio — A podcast primarily about Mark Wahlberg | Patreon

this is just a lil' bonus episode because we woke up beaming with american pride. moving forward regular episodes will drop on monday mornings and patreon episodes will drop on wednesdayshave a great holidaythanks for listeningwe love yaweedcap radio — A podcast primarily about Mark Wahlberg | Patreon

he's not saying it didn't happen, he's just saying it's a really large number. thanks for listeningwe love ya

seriously, make it and tell me it's not incredible. you can be close minded and say it sounds gross but is that where you want to end up? decrepit, frail, in hospice with nobody to talk to except the nurses who wipe you? wishing you had been more adventurous in life, open to new experiences? i think not. thanks for listeningwe love ya

little father's day bonus episode that could not possibly be stupider but we watched maternal instinct last night. i didn't really even wanna do it but i am trying to prolong going to spend time around lauren's family so i forced her to sit here and do this before we leave. also shoutout my guy Tre E. you're a real one. check out our episode with crack amico from friday night, it's much better. happy father's daythanks for listeningwe love ya

In 2009, HBO launched a new talk show called Joe Buck Live hosted by Joe Buck. For the very first episode, they invited Artie Lange as part of a panel that also included actors and athletes. Artie spent the hour emasculating Buck on his own show. That's what Crack Amico did to me last night. Thanks for listeningWe love ya

traveling is my least favorite thing to do in this world even when it's to some place nice. so, you might understand the absolute despair i feel right now knowing that as soon as i am done typing this, i have to drive to cleveland where i'll be spending a week. morale is incredibly low even though lauren is gratifying me mouth-style as im typing this. pray for me.thanks for listeningwe love ya

first live show in a bit, little rusty but had fun. the show has grown numbers wise in a way that's still a little hard for us to believe. thank you, sincerely. we love doing this show and it's a lot of fun to interact with people who listen. tell a friend about the show but only if they're coolthanks for listeningwe love ya

i met penjamin in the park for the first time in like 5 months and he got a grip on me. we mostly discuss what we want done with our remains and the perfect gimmick pancake. this is just a bonus episode that we had an idea for, it's not great because I'm out of my mind..... having said that, it feels good except for feeling painfully aware of my own mortality. thanks for listeningwe love ya

chris hansen suckin everybody out here. sorry for the irregular/random upload schedule lately, our house is still in shambles, and we have people here working on it most times. like for example, this episode was recorded this morning while one of the electrical contractors took his break, sitting feet away in our dining room. i fixed my gaze on him the entire time we recorded this. he only looked up from his phone once or twice but he did listen to the entire thing. thanks for listeningwe love ya

took a trip down memory lane and ended up parked on tussin court. recorded moments ago. the amount of new listeners and followers has made us feel successful and as such,we've started relating to early drake music. we hope to be back to normal next week but at this rate who even knows. we appreciate you listening and we hope you continue to. if it's not too much to ask, subscribe wherever you get your podcasts if you haven't yet and follow us on instagram @weedcapradio for show updates, clips, etc. if you're feeling particularly sweet and you wanna leave the show a favorable review, that would be nice. if you don't like it, please keep it to yourself, we have fragile emotions. have a great week everyonethanks for listeningwe love ya

we've been locked in our bedroom for 48 hours and we're starting to lose our minds. if this is the first episode of our show that you're going to listen to, please don't. thanks to everyone who has followed us this week or listened to an episode, the new found self-worth is the only thing stopping me from jumping off our balcony thanks for listeningwe love ya

this is our favorite episode we've done this year. it's incredibly unstructured and its old school weedcap radio, just us having a good time and letting the conversation go wherever our mentally ill minds take us. we hope you like it too. tony hawk's boom boom huck jam / motley crue breakfast burrito method / rosa parks was extreme / chimney sweep abortions / bars basements and brothelsthanks for listeningwe love ya

I grew a mustache and immediately became respected by gas station employees, coworkers, and society at large. We make a wax pact because I've got a hankering for some landing strip. We talk about Emile Hirsch and how he's a total Lord of Dogtown. There's a lot more discussed but I'm recovering from internal bleeding so just listen to hear the rest.thanks for listeningwe love ya

un-releasable debbie does dallas episode / coworker watched it with us / a new football league called the JFL / building our own mortal kombat team / caleb’s years in new york with george, elaine, and some neighbor across the hall / call from a dirty movie script writerplease subscribe wherever you listen if you haven't alreadythanks for listeningwe love ya

new crack amico intro song / secret show / we should be giving nicotine to kids / trying to become a cop / polygraphs / quitting being a cop immediately / cop stolen valor guys / sovereign citizen videos / dispensary trips and points / darrell sheets death / cyberbullying at 67 / lauren’s dream returns / jealousy / hulk hogan addicted to fentanyl / ouija board debate / home title lock infomercial / ring camera narration / team nasty apparel / sidney sweeney real or fake / the voyeurs / my big ol plumsthanks for listeningwe love ya

My sister Brooke came over to hang and we did this show. You’ll have to excuse if it’s a little low energy, we had just enjoyed a succulent Italian meal. Thanks for listeningWe love ya

recorded live 4/16 with Ryan from @clevernamepodcast.Ryan from Clever Name Podcast / quitting movies / new intro song / Crack Amico / Rochefort flakes / piss malfunction / twisted urethra / smelling salts / Rogan brain / sober talk / Great Clips disaster / floating beard / worst tattoo in America / biker bar stripping / civil war plan / Canada vs US / kilometers / Chevy Sparks / seizure driving / labcorp fainting / Bruce Venture / pump sneakers / soundboard beef......and so much more. Check out Clever Name Podcast if you find yourself liking Ryan for some reason. Thanks for listeningWe love ya

this is our live episode from this past friday, it ends abruptly when the stream crashed but figured it was still cool to release.the entire episode is obviously a banger and i am no way releasing it only because the concept of black larry david is so funny to us.whoever has been spreading the word about the show and took it from hundreds of listens per week to hundreds of listens per day, you rule. it certainly wasn't us because we do a terrible job at promoting the show. please don't forget to subscribe wherever you listenthanks for sharingthanks for listeningwe love ya

little sunday morning pod while I try to salvage the live show from friday night where the stream crashed. this one's got it all: the long island serial killer, jamaican dancehall daggering dancing, wrestling, tipping, justin long's paddleboard bj, terrence howard's micro, and much more. thanks for listeningwe love ya

We’re back where we have always belonged, doing a comedy radio show on Friday nights. Unwinding and recapping the week while also starting your weekend off on a very sexy and sensual note. Since we barely talked about the movies of the week, we’re moving into a new format where movies will still sometimes be talked about but we also just talk about whatever we want. Shoutout to the cherry poppin’ daddies for giving us a very classy late night show intro this week. We cover the moon mission, what it means to truly tuss’ hard, tiger woods, ethel cain posting her micro on instagram, and then we’re joined by an improv coach who tries to teach lauren how to riff. It’s a humdinger of an episode that we had a blast doing and we hope you’ll join us on Friday nights and come chat/call in. Shoutout to the real ones who were in the chat for this episode. We’ll see you every single Friday night at 8PM eastern time. Thanks for listening We love ya

as usual, we didn't really talk about the movie in this one, instead we mostly read one star reviews for hedonism 2. it's unbelievable how many people can't believe they caught a rash at a resort covered in splooge. we're going back to doing live shows, friday nights at 8pm eastern time and you can listen live @ live.podcastsaregay.com they're super interactive shows where we have a chat, take callers, and have a great time and we hope you'll join us for the first show back this coming friday, 4/3. thanks for listeningwe love ya

maybe the worst episode we've ever done. we did a humdinger of a show this past weekend but when we were done we discovered that the audio was unusable and frankly it sucked all the enthusiasm out of us. much like suck norris would suck the souls out of bosnian war criminals. we also talk about this torso guy from maryland that managed to shoot a guy despite not having arms or legs.if this is the first episode of our show you plan on tuning into, please listen to literally any other episode. preferably one of the previous 3 or 4. thanks for listening,we love ya

In times of war, it's okay to drink coors banquet for breakfast and that's what happened here. We watched the best movie we've ever seen which is the 1993 Bruce Willis crime movie Striking Distance, we talk about why 90s thrillers rule, and we improv an entire cop movie about a detective named Bell Bowman and his smut magazine obsessed father, Penthouse Bowman.Go watch Striking Distance and tell us if it’s actually the best movie the show has covered.Available now wherever you get podcasts please subscribe and rate wherever you listenthanks for listeningwe love ya#podcast#comedypodcast#talkradio#moviereview#brucewillis

we talkin head nurses, how to keep a man loyal, the most racist restaurant to ever exist, operation epic furry, a new workplace benefit called suck time off, edible undies, and what percent of my load is microplasticthis is just a little bonus episodeplease subscribe and tell a friend about the show but only if they're coolsincerely, thanks for listeningwe love ya

Caleb discovers one of his calves has become mysteriously jacked, names it Arnold Schwarzenlegger, and immediately assumes he’s dying, leading to a crisis of medical paranoia, ChatGPT diagnoses, and lifelong hip imbalance.We also break down the bizarre Norwegian horror movie Good Boy, envy Scandinavian lifestyles, and debut Weedcap Radio’s first unofficial ad read after a failed Friday episode forced an emergency Sunday show.Is it gonna be the best podcast you listen to this week? idk there are a lot of shit pods out there but probably not. Might be top 10 though. Give us a subscribe wherever you listen if you haven't already.Thanks for listeningWe love ya

The legend Mike Rainey joins us to talk about The Naked Gun. If you wanna hear about the movie you're shid outta luck, buddy. If you wanna hear about hoagies, tasteful mayo application, dressing like reese from malcolm in the middle, and what we want done with our remains, you're in luck. Everything Mike does is cool as hell and you should check it out. Follow his podcasts Dad Meat and Lil' Stinkers, check out his books, onpercs.com for his website, and follow his blog on substack @terribledadblog. Mike is one of the funniest people on the planet and it was a personal milestone for us to have him on the show. As always, thanks for listeningwe love ya

We set out to review the sexiest movie scenes of all time with friend of the show @crackamicorap. We ended up reviewing the sexiest moment ever caught on film when Ryan from Clever Name joins to tell us about his dad's Onlyfans. Check out Crack's new song We Did It ft. Tim Dillon and sign up for his patreon. Follow Clever Name Podcast wherever you get your pods so I can feel slightly less guilty about Crack, Lauren, and I bullying Ryan into showing us his dad's hang down.Thanks for listeningWe love ya

Caleb kicks things off by claiming he’s being extorted over some 2013 emails that somehow turn into a whole saga about a missing pizza and a very confusing “maid.” Lauren is battling a sinus infection and sounding like Fran Drescher while the two get into into conspiracies, not understanding what bitcoin is, award show rigging, and which celebrities might secretly be aliens.They talk Bugonia (Jesse Plemons, Emma Stone, Stavvy baby) and also somehow the conversation turns into milf stories from middle school, Rebel Wilson’s teeth, Dave Chappelle Roan, pretending to be special needs to escape awkward situations, and a debate about whether closure even matters.Next week: Crack Amico pulls up for a Valentine’s special episode ranking the sexiest movie scenes of all time.Thanks for listening We love ya

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren return from sickness and dive straight into tasteless discussions about cranking it in the hip hop fish and chicken parking lot, camels, and what Asian and British people have in common. They technically review Knock Knock (2015), breaking down Keanu Reeves’ wooden performance, bad home security decisions, and why the movie would’ve been better if the lead was a full blown predator, like Matt Lauer, instead of a loving family man.Also discussed: giantess erotica, stand up green rooms, upcoming guests (Crack Amico, Mike Rainey, Sam Tallent), America’s most popular kinks, Mormon door knockers, and softcore thrusting.Available now wherever you get podcasts Thanks for listeningWe love ya

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren open the show with tiddies on the table, Bud Light breakfasts, and a full breakdown of fake knockers, gravity, and why nature intended everything to hang eventually. The conversation immediately derails into comedy nostalgia, light beer culture, and a new rule for callers: state your favorite soup and your favorite kink or get judged accordingly.The movie this week is The Loft from 2014, an erotic thriller packed with recognizable faces, baffling twists, and just enough naked booty to justify it's existence. Caleb and Lauren unpack the plot, the performances, the hairlines, and why the movie feels like it was translated from Belgian with zero regard for American dialogue.Also discussed are Grindr misunderstandings, IMDb nudity tags, erotic thrillers as a genre, and a long term plan to work through hundreds of booty forward movies on mic.This Thursday, Caleb returns to stand up at The Port Comedy Club in Baltimore for Parker Brown’s goodbye show before he leaves for NYC. Come support live comedy and send Parker off properly.Thanks for listening. We love you.

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren accidentally pivot into what may be the most irresponsible fundraiser in podcasting history: Kegels for Cash, a live charity drive to raise money for federal law enforcement to defend themselves against the deadliest threat in America: Honda Pilots.What begins as a heartfelt attempt to “make a difference” immediately derails into a deranged call-in episode featuring borsch discourse, wildly inappropriate kinky confessions, a shocking number of opinions about tomato soup, and a running debate over whether soup is for women, children, or weak men with soft hands.Along the way, the show tackles:The inherent danger of Japanese automobilesWhy Mark Wahlberg making movies about real life tragedies feels insultingThe absolute worst Top 3 soup lists ever assembledWhy tomato soup isn’t a real soupWhether miso soup is food or a biological weaponchowderSka music, Warped Tour trauma, and bass players ruining livesKaz's Kink Korner™ Deepwater Horizon (eventually)Calls are taken. Feelings are hurt. Multiple listeners flee the chat. Lauren performs hundreds of Kegels in real time while money is (technically) raised. By the end of the night, the show has successfully donated $3.16 to federal law enforcement and permanently damaged several people’s understanding of soup, love making, and film criticism.No structure. No restraint. No lessons learned.Just gazpacho and Wahlberg slander.Thanks for listening.

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren immediately get into domestic dysfunction and a long running debate over whether Caleb is "touched" or simply a man with too many hobbiesThe episode derails into extended drinking stories that include blackouts, piss soaked floors, red wine binges, stolen tequila, donut shaped tire tracks on a golf course, underage designated drivers, and a near fatal era of Caleb's life where blacking out was his special interest. Somewhere in the wreckage, they also briefly talk about One Battle After Another, which becomes a loose thematic thread tying together alcoholism, public humiliation, fistfights, and the idea that life is just a series of consecutive L's you have to take until you die.Also discussed:– Calling your mom after getting your ass kicked in public– Travis Barker's lil freak ahhhhh– HBO ads ruining the flow of a three hour movie– Late night spicy cable shows and why they were mostly disappointing (but if anyone knows where to watch old episodes of cathouse, DM us immediately)– Air Force Amy's cavernous gashNo spoilers, no structure, no lessons learned. Just one battle after another.Thanks for listening.We love ya

This episode of Weedcap Radio is a loose, low energy bonus ep that mostly exists because we hadn’t released anything this week and felt weird about it.Caleb and Lauren record a late, slightly fried conversation that covers everything from Meta glasses and the ethics of recording strangers into a full mall odyssey at Arundel Mills. Along the way, Caleb recounts fighting off a migraine, navigating food courts, accidentally witnessing a Delta 8 shakedown inside a smoke shop, and paying ten dollars for black market Advil just to survive the trip home.Also discussed:Ron and Fez archivesmigraines, aura, and mall lighting from hellPizza Hut Express discourseModelo virtue signalingwhy Sbarro pizza is medicinalbeing sued by AT&Tdebt collectors, process servers, and sprinting away from consequences We're sick. No movie this week. We’ll be back live as usual Thursday at 8.Thanks for listening. We love ya.If this is your first episode, maybe try literally any other one.

On this bonus episode of Weedcap Radio, Caleb is joined by Ryan from Clever Name Podcast for a wide ranging conversation that starts with being snowed in and quickly turns into a deep dive on the Epstein photo releases. They talk through the reality of the files, the heavy redactions, and the strange, often uncomfortable details in the images that did make it out.From there, the discussion moves through Canadian winter stories, extended power outages, the myth of the permanent record, Epstein Island logistics, celebrity photos that raise more questions than answers, and how public expectations around these releases never seem to match what actually surfaces. The episode also drifts into side conversations about medical horror stories (shoutout harvey weinstein), pharmaceuticals, and how certain images permanently change how you look at everyday things.Quick apology up top: the audio is a little spotty in places. We recorded on discord which was our first time using it. If you're gonna complain about the audio, stop and marvel at the fact that weedcap radio is able to reach a friend all the way in canada.Thanks for listening.We’ll see you live on Christmas. We love ya.

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren cover The Last Breath, a true story about saturation divers, snapped umbilicals, failed dynamic positioning systems, and a man surviving 27 minutes without oxygen on the ocean floor.Also inside:- Following live manhunts as a recreational activity- Avoiding college, Walmart, and public spaces in general- Greg Biffle’s death and the added tragedy of dying next to a famous person- Helicopters, physics, and unanswered questions- Bonnie Blue, gangbang logistics, and international legal trouble- Indian street food videos- Hotel maids and trust issues- Fifi bags in prison- Lesbian vehicle archetypes- Balls Out for BiffleThanks for listening.We love ya