Welcome To Meet You

I must not fear.Fear is the mind-killer.Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.I will face my fear.I will permit it to pass over me and through me.And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.Only I will remain.SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

What is music production!? What does a producer actually do!? What is “mixing”!? Questions I know you scream… Aaron Cupples has the answers. He’s responsible for Kirin J Callinan’s Big Enough, co-writing, producing and mixing much of the Bravado album. Worked closely with The Drones for their Gala Mill and Feelin Kinda Free albums, Tropical Fuck Storm too. Played in Dan Kelly’s Alpha Males band, recording the album Drowning In The Fountain Of Youth (and mixed some Leisure Panic). Paul Kelly. Spiritualised. The leading man of Civil Civic and a decorated film composer too! Hope you enjoy! RobbieSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Dart's second voyage on the Crown Princess...Robbie's unbelievable interaction at a coffee shop...And just a little bit of magic...Enjoy. D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Why does God choose his most mentally ill soldiers to send on his most confronting vacations? Guys, please stand and applaud for 1 minute unbroken to show special respect (& a renewed commitment to the mission statement) for a very “cruisy” (this will make sense when you listen) episode of TSLWDSTO! Enjoy, DartSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Romance, masks and the pain that keeps us vital. Tim Rogers AKA Jack Ladder (of “Jack Ladder & The Dreamlanders”) was kind enough to join, fresh on the heels of his eighth studio album, Separation Rock. Enjoy, D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

World on the brink… Can the biggest band on it save it? Fresh from their Las Vegas “sphere” residency, U2 seem to believe so and they’re enlisting limp, uncanny music armed with clumsy lyrics that induces an experience so gob gapingly appalling it has you questioning the “right place” of their hearts. Shades on, beanie donned, Joe Saxby (@these.guy) joins to wade the panic-inducing atmosphere of U2’s Days of Ash EP. “I love you more than hate loves war…” RobbieSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Goblins, Elves, Oklou, pedos, horny masseuses and Dart and Robbie trying to add value in queer spaces. & a blunt.EnjoyD+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

A whiff of the new ep of Dart’s solo show ‘Smoker’s Lounge’. All eps available on Patreon. Links below. SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

In this episode, we’re joined by photographer and multidisciplinary artist Byron Spencer.We met Byron at Kirin J Callinan's 40th birthday party after he blew the roof off performing songs from his musical project 'DeepFaith'.Byron is also a world renowned photographer, with a prolific and inspiring body of work. Very interesting dude and very interesting chats. Check out his work. Thank you Byron for your time.Enjoy, D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

“Hildegard von Bingen is the 12th-Century version of what I aspire to be: She was a scientist who wrote about abortion and handed out pamphlets to the women in the community, but she was also a musician, a composer, a painter, and illustrator.” From underground Canadian to chaotic headline, the work of Grimes AKA Claire Boucher means many to many: poptimism, pitchfork, vital experimentation and degenerative outsourcing… Colleague and collaborator Dart Sultan joins to wax. Hope you enjoy! RobbieSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Robbie and Dart travelled to Sydney for some long overdue time together and guess what? Nothing funny happened! ….yeah right!!!!! On the contrary… several funny things happened!!!!! But for real, this trip was packed to the brim: The boys checked out A24’s Marty Supreme (2025) and WTMY collaborator Sean Conlon’s (& Tobias Tarasov’s) premiere of ‘First to Fifty’; the story of the Australian Finska team’s journey to the world championships. Kirin J’s 40th bday party and associated faux pas, Robbie trying to get free shit, and a special screening of episodes 1-9 of Twin Peaks: The Return. 2 Gurbers please! Who could say no at that price!? D&RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

A whiff of the new ep of Dart’s solo show ‘Smoker’s Lounge’. DJ LUCAS songs: 1. BALLERINA LOOK LIKE JUMPMAN (PROD BLACK NOI$E)2. "TRICKY" (PROD SUBB)3. "FEEL GOOD INC" (GORILLAZ REMIX) All eps available on Patreon. Links below. - DartSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

The boys are back and the energy is fine.Dart reckons with Sydney Sweeney being his most watched actor in 2025 (as per Letterboxd).Dart delivers not one, but two juicy tales. Dart heavy episode. That's ok every now and then. D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Women to the left of me… Women to the right… They were 5 lads from Sheffield that riffed their way to the top and poured hot sugar all over the world. Their drummer lost his arm in a car accident. Comedian and friend Tristan Haze (@tristanhazeart) returns to Corks to rock out. We discuss Def Leppard’s celebrated albums Pyromania (1983) and Hysteria (1987), the brash childlike feelings they evoke, the Led ghost at the feast, how the prevailing decades have shaped our ears, their stupid lyrics, song titles and use of exclamation marks. Happy new year! RobbieSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

🎙️ Welcome To Meet You is a comedy and conversational podcast hosted by Robbie Armfield and Dart Sultan, where the core of the show is simply them being themselves and talking about whatever they find amusing or interesting. The official description says it’s “the podcast where Robbie Armfield and Dart Sultan broadcast their friendship for your entertainment.”🎧 Tone & StylePersonal & Unfiltered: Much of the show thrives on the dynamic between the two hosts — their chemistry, shared jokes, and free-form conversations. Humorous & Irreverent: Episodes often blend humor, absurdity, and real-world observations, spilling into tangents about culture, life, and their own experiences. Explicit Content: The language and topics can be uncensored or raw, aimed at an adult audience.🧠 Why It ResonatesThe appeal of Welcome To Meet You isn’t a rigid structure or specific subject, but rather the authenticity of two people just talking — sometimes silly, sometimes insightful — with a comedic heart that keeps listeners coming back. SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

This is the latest episode of Dart's solo show - The Smoker's Lounge w Dart Sultan (Teens only!). The Smoker's Lounge is a more intimiate and fucked (if you will) offering. Available to all listeners who support WTMY on Patreon (links below). Enjoy, DartSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Dart struggles with being a 34 year old Tool fan at Melbourne's 'Good Things' festival. Rob struggles with being a Toolie at Kevin Parker's recent Byron Bay DJ set. Rebel Sports shows its true colours and why it DEFINITELY has earned it's name. NZ TV, the O'Brien Affair and the Eight Wonders of the World. We truly out here. Ram Raid Mums Season 2.D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

An invitation to join Dart in the 'Smoker's Lounge'. Dart's solo Patreon exclusive show has a new ep out today.Links below.SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Dart's sleep study results are in. The savage beauty of Yorgos Lanthimos' Bugonia (2025). A few other matters. Enjoy,D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

“Another album that almost killed me. 2 years of sweat and tears and self-neglect but I wouldn’t have it any other way. I wouldn’t give you anything that didn’t take my all to make. Hope you guys enjoy it.” Wrote Kevin on insta about the release of Tame Impala’s 5th studio album, Deadbeat. “His songwriting has gotten lazy and corny as hell, lyrics have gotten vapid, generally just seems juvenile. And the whole self-deprecation shtick, hats with “LOSER” on it smh. Maybe a 40yo still singing about 14yo problems has gotten stale.” Wrote someone on reddit. “What’s going on?” Sang Marvin Gaye. To wade through the confusion, we venture back to the Live Versions album of 2014, documenting a Chicago show from the previous year. I’m kindly joined by talented friends and collaborators Sophie Gordon (@lightrailsydney), Bernie Bolger (@finksaroos / @pyjamasundayzzzzz), and Charlie Waldren (@poolroom.mp3 / @pyjamasundayzzzzz) for this inaugural Tame Impala Symposium. Hope you guys enjoy it. RobbieSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Robbie got a Mercedes S Class.Robbie succumbs further to "the Chinese way".Robbie got a new job. Dart detailed his step-dad's car for money.Enjoy,D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Apparently Norbit was Brian Wilson's favourite movie? This is a great chat with Jim Rindfleish (drummer of Mildlife) originally released in July - soon after Brian's passing - celebrating his life, heart and angelic talent. Corks is a show about music, bobbing on the ocean together. It's available on our Patreon (link below). Here's the first one UNLOCKED and UNLEASHED for free consumption. I hope you enjoy! - RobbieSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Folks, be rest assured - we do not talk about Tame Impala in this ep.(we do). Dart puts on a clinic and gets a job at an ice cream company.SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Elliott Smith’s second solo album is self-titled. It was released on Kill Rock Stars in 1994 with cover art depicting two bodies seemingly falling. Understated, angsty, substance inflected, haunted. Comedian and friend Jordan Sharp (All Things Footy) joins to talk purity, musician interviews, swearing in songs, the digital is physical, Elliott’s awful end and his beautiful album. Hope you enjoy! RobbieSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

So, what are the main energies? Fire, water, earth and bubbles. So following that knowledge, what are the 3 main schools of Magik?Correct; arcane, necromancy and bubbles. Enjoy, D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

"The lunatics are in my hall..."SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

The cheeky fresh-faced singer-songwriting heart-throb that everyone yearned to BE and BE WITH! John Mayer’s Heavier Things (2003) is his second album released with the major might of Columbia after the runaway dork of Room For Squares (2001). It had more electric guitar, the ubiquitous ick of Daughters, and topped the charts. 9/11, American Idol, Subway, Nelly, rom-coms, regrettable PR, and deep cognitive dissonance… Beloved brother and collaborator Mitch joins to uncover John’s wonderland. Hope you enjoy! Robbie Outro: Neil Cicierega - PorcelainSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Robbie and Dart try stand up comedy for the first time and compare experiences. Enjoy, D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Andrew DeYoung, Tim Robinson, Paul Rudd and most importantly, A24, bring you 'Friendship'. A new age comedy that reminds us of times of old. Let's get into it. Robbie uses his platform to publicly congratulate his friend Kevin Parker on the release of his new song 'End Of Summer'. Dart kinda just chills and vibes on some non-challant shih.Enjoy rascals, D&RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

From post-punk hovel to synth-pop heaven. 'Cupid & Psyche 85’ by Scritti Politti defined a genre, pushed technology, inspired Miles Davis, and catapulted Green Gartside into stardom. Steeped in post-structuralist philosophy and a love of pop’s inane sheen, he emerged from his parents’ place in Wales after recovering from a breakdown to launch a subversive pop offensive… Only to find the grass isn’t always… Josh Coxon (Simi Lacroix, These Guy) kindly joins to illuminate. Hope you enjoy! RobbieSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Dart destroys Marvel once and for all. Robbie got a haircut.Dart doesn't hate clubbing.Keep it down. D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Won't you come on down to the lounge? SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Dwarf son or Tau' daughter? JB HI-FI GF or EB Games GF?We whip through the latest Triple J Hottest 100 Australian Songs list like Missy Higgins whips through a divorce. Complete devistation. We were too smart for it!!!TV shows your parents like and the internets farewell to Ozzy Osbourne. We were the special two.D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart) was an accomplished sculptor who claimed to have had a seven octave vocal range and no formal education. Him and His Magic Band debuted with ‘Safe As Milk’ in 1967. Comedian and Professor of Logic, Tristan Haze*, kindly joins me for this second installment of Corks to explore the Captain’s nascent vision. Hope you enjoy! Robbie* - Follow his insta @tristanhazeart and devour his pods ‘Ultimate Segment’ and ‘We Can Pedia’.SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Speak to me oh toothless one!Welcome to meet you YNs.This week, we tackle the monumental circus that was Black Sabbath's final ever (?) show 'Back to the Beginning'.Also, we finish off our discussion on Nathan Fielder's 'The Rehearsal S2 (2025)' by disecting the epic season finale 'My Controls'. Finally, as per our remit - Wet Leg's new Tiny Desk concert.Let me see your fucking hands!D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

The debut of Robbie's solo pod, Corks! More to come... SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

A month off weed, heaps of music, and anal pleasure.  SUBSCRIBE TO WTMY ON PATREON TO LISTEN IN FULL.SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Michael Ryan, Michael Ryan, Michael Ryan.Lorde, Addison Rae and Will Smith. Authenticity, power, cringe and watching Grown Ups 2 on shrooms. It's providence baby. D&RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Question: Yeah this ep is fine... but is it worth the damage it's doing to the enviroment? Answer: No. Robbie debriefs us about his spirit enriching travels throughout the top end of Australia. Dart de-briefs himself whilst in a k-hole. And finally, Sinners (2025) - is it worth the hype?All this and more on this week's episode of Welcome To Meet You!D+R SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Welcome To Meet You! Robbie and Dart unpack season 2 of Nathan Fielder's bizarre and inspired creation 'The Rehearsal'. The return of Doctor Cock, Robbie's experience at the 2025 Nimbin MardiGrass, Dart's new iPad and Robbie's new TV. Best listened to on an iPad!D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Hey Uncs, Welcome to meet you! Russell Crowe has new music out and it's funny as.Robbie recalls his time in a high school improv troupe and Dart assaults us with cringe he witnessed at his first improv show. The La's, yummy coffees and dead rats. And tell us, have you ever had a decent feed at a Gloria Jeans? Be safe and healthy, D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Well, well.... WELL. If it isn't the Piss Cult. Take a seat would you?*Queefs*This episode, we're investigating the liminal horror that is 'Dead Internet Theory'. Pride, injury, masculinity and of course a Will Smith update. Enjoy and live merrily,The WTMY Team LLC.SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Dart regales us with tales from his recent and ill fated cruise to New Zealand. Romance, terror and a whole lot of room service. Drake Vs. Kendrick, overintellectualizing, Brett Lee and the Barefoot Challenge. "Your feet are bare and you're out in public somewhere."Please send your own submissions for the barefoot challenge to us on the socials and enjoy the ep. With arms wide open, D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Doobie, Steely, Toto, Loggins... The smooth semi-soft adult-oriented sound of late 70s and early 80s jazz-inflected bands was eventually labelled "yacht rock". We discuss HBO's 'Yacht Rock: A Dockumentary' with Jim Rindfleish, aficionado of the genre/era and sultry hands behind the effortlessly groovy skins of Mildlife.SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

A Complete Unknown (2024), your disgusting stories, small town life and how to deal with bullies. DAVID LYNCH FOREVER INTO INFINITY. Enjoy x SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Me: "Happy 2025 gorgeous." *kisses you softly on the lips*You: *unresponsive*Me: "Gorgeous?"___________________________Gladiator 2, Rob & Bride's wedding, Ellen DeGeneres: For Your Approval (2024) and Missing Richard Simmons. Guys let's fucking get it. Can we do that? Can we get it for once? Reach out in the inbox or at [email protected] with your disgusting stories. Appreciate your patience, hope you enjoy. R+DSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

We're taking a brief hiatus while Robbie gets married. See you December!  Love, D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

We're back! We're so fucking back.  The boys dive head first into 'Dawkins Vs. Peterson: Memes & Archetypes'. Schoolies, cinema etiquette. Robbie moved, his wedding fast approaching. And Dart goes into labour…  Enjoy. D+RSUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Dart threw Robbie a Bucks and Joker 2 came out. SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE 

Experience.... the new sex... welcome to... Nosexua.Chris Lilley's weird new YouTube content, the Australian Office, FKA Twigs, Dart's metal cruise and big changes for Rob. It's all happening and it's all a part of Nosexua.SUBSCRIBE TO THE WELCOME TO MEET YOU PATREON FOR FULL ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ALL OUR LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE