Episodes
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Episode 190: Know Thy Enemy
This Week: The boys take some time to look at the REST of The AFC East on this episode of Welcome To Perfectville. The Bills, Patriots and Jets each had various levels of success and failure in 2020 and their offseason approaches reflect that. The Patriots went on a spending spree, The Bills…
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Episode 189: A Little Bit of This n’ That
This Week Sam is almost out of his temporary recording location and back into the Perfectville West studio, Chris is still in his Perfectville East studio, and The Dolphins are almost on the clock! The boys review Miami’s free agency plan and how it relates to the aforementioned NFL Draft. Did...
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Episode 188: Free Agency is Offensive
This Week Free Agency has started! And so has the overreactions from fans. The Miami Dolphins were big spenders in the 2020 free agent class. 2021? Not so much. At least, at first glance, it appears that The Dolphins weren’t terribly aggressive filling holes with the 2021 free agency class. Upon…
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Episode 187: The Tight Ends Room
This Week The boys are back in the saddle. Chris has a new gig and Sam has a new kid. And they get to talk about the best positional unit on the offense? Triple score! The Miami Dolphins have one of the best Tight Ends in football in Mike Gesicki. And his fellow tight ends, […]
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Episode 186: The Running Backs Room
This Week Welp, Tom Brady won ANOTHER Super Bowl, Zach Thomas was left out of the Pro Football Hall of Fame and all of our players and coaches that were up for awards got snubbed. And if it couldn’t get any worse for Miami Dolphins fans everywhere, we talk about our abysmal running back…
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Episode 185: The Wide Receivers Room
This Week The wide receivers for The Miami Dolphins in 2020 were not good. In fact, they weren’t even okay. They were bad. Very bad. And injured. And not open. In fact, it was one of the worst offensive outputs The Dolphins have ever had from a wide receiving group. What went wrong? Did anything […]
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Episode 184: The Quarterbacks Room
This Week Tua Tagovailoa and Ryan Fitzpatrick led The Miami Dolphins from the quarterback position in 2020. At times, both of them were amazing. At other times, both were maddening. Sam and Chris break down the position t length in this episode. What went right? What went wrong? And how doe they...
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Episode 183: The Best Bad Team In Football
This Week Another postseason watching from the couch. The Dolphins come up (WAY) short against The Bills in the final game of the season and miss the playoffs for the 345th consecutive year. What went right and, more importantly, what went wrong, against Josh Allen and The Bills? And even though...
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Episode 182: And A Happy New Beard
This Week Fitzmagic put on a show against The Las Vegas Raiders in the fourth quarter to keep the playoff dream alive for The Miami Dolphins. But his theatrics have led to a lot of debate amongst Dol-fans as to who is better equipped to lead the team into Buffalo to face the Bills. Will […]
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Episode 181: Merry Finsmas! (MIA vs. LV)
This Week The Miami Dolphins continue their warp speed makeover as they win against The New England Patriots, keeping their playoff hopes alive, killing Bill belichick’s playoff dreams and securing a winning season in year two of the Brian Flores era. Sam and Chris discuss the incredible turn...
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Episode 180: Elite or Delete? (NE vs MIA)
This Week As the saying goes, “You Can’t Win ‘Em All”, and The Miami Dolphins proved that this past weekend, falling to the Kansas City Chiefs 33-27. But despite the loss, the team is still hanging on to the last playoff spot in the AFC as we head into week 15. With Miami needing to […]
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Episode 179: A Big Ball of Razorblades (KC vs. MIA)
This Week The boys are back and so are the Miami Dolphins and their winning ways. The team fought their way (literally in some ways) past the Bengals to improve to 8-4 for the first time in 17 years. Sam and Chris bask in the glory of a season that won’t end in a losing […]
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Episode 178: Eff Tee Jay (Mia vs NYJ)
This Week Welp, the Dolphins lost to the Denver Broncos last week and now everyone is sad. What went wrong when our team traveled to Colorado? Well, the short answer is everything. Bas playcalling, bad play design, injuries, Covid-19, poor tackling, etc., etc. But the good news is that once we...
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Episode 177: 5th Annual HATESGIVING Day Parade!
This Week It’s BACK! The most popular show we do ALL year returns! No format, no game preview. Just pure hate. The 5th Annual Hatesgiving Day Parade is here! Sam and Chris rant and rave about ll the things that burn them up on the inside. From dirty bars of soap to stupid Covid commercials […]
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Episode 176: Dear National Sports Media…Shut Up (MIA vs. Den)
This Week Another week, another victory for the Miami Dolphins! The team is now 6-3 and only a half game out of first place in the AFC East! With a favorable match up against The Denver Broncos this week, it appears as though The Citizens of Perfectville will have a lot to be thankful for […]
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Episode 175: Long Wiggly Dicks (LAC vs. MIA)
This Week: FRIDAY NIGHT PODCAST! You know what THAT means! More beer than usual! YAY! The Miami Dolphins walk out of Arizona winners, once again! The team is on a four game win streak, 5-3 overall, and right in the thick of the AFC playoff race. How is this team doing it? In every aspect […]
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Episode 174: “The Most Interesting Man In The World” Ed Smith (MIA vs. ARI)
This Week: Tua Tagovailoa was the headline going into Week 8, but Miami’s defense was the story coming out of it. The rookie survived his first start in the NFL, and even threw his first touchdown pass of his career to DeVante Parker! But the defense stole the show, with tons of pressure on Jared...
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Episode 173: TUA TIME! w/Marcus “Doc” Holliday (LAR vs. MIA)
This Week: IT’s TUA TIME IN MIAMI! The most anticipated start by a rookie QB in Miami since Dan Marino, happens this sunday against The Los Angeles Rams. Coming off a two win and a bye week combo, The 3-3 Miami Dolphins host a strong 5-2 Los Angeles Rams who look to spoil the starting […]
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Episode 172: Former Dolphin Jamie Nails
This Week: The Miami Dolphins blank The New York Jets, 24-0 behind a stellar defensive performance throughout the entire game, and a quality offensive performance in the first half. And even though Miami pitched the first shutout in the NFL in 2020, the score fell short of most Dol-fan’s...
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Episode 171: Random White #92 (NYJ vs. MIA)
This Week: The Miami Dolphins gave Sam an awesome birthday present in week five when they marched into California and spanked the San Francisco 49ers, 43-17. The defending NFC Champions never stood a chance as Ryan Fitzpatrick and the Dolphins offense jumped out to an early lead and never looked...
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Episode 170: Welcome TUA Perfectville (MIA vs SF)
This Week: Try as they might, The Miami Dolphins simply weren’t good enough to beat The Seattle Seahawks in week four of the NFL season. Too many mistakes from the young guns on defense allowed Seattle to steal points right before the half. That combined with Ryan Fitzpatrick’s suspect (at best)...
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Episode 169: Apology Letters (SEA vs. MIA)
This Week: The Miami Dolphins prove once and for all that beards always win against moustaches with a resounding victory orchestrated by Ryan Fitzpatrick over Gardner Minshew and the Jacksonville Jaguars in week three. Scoring touchdowns on their first three possessions , The Dolphins ran away…
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Episode 168: Misery Loves Company AGAIN (MIA vs JAX)
This Week: The Miami Dolphins lose AGAIN to an AFC East opponent. This time it was The Buffalo Bills. The defense gave up 31 points and over 400 yards PASSING to Josh Allen. JOSH ALLEN! Despite the porous defense, The Dolphins held a lead late and only lost by four points to the team most […]
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Episode 167: Week Two vs. Buffalo
This Week: New season, same result. Miami lost to New England in week one of the 2020 season. Bad quarterback play, lackluster play calling and a bad case of vanilla ice cream on defense led to the loss against The Patriots. Oh, and that Cam Newton guy was pretty good running the ball from the […]
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Episode 166: Week One @ New England
Week One vs. New England. Can Miami win on the road again?
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Episode 165: Cut Down Day
This Week: The Miami Dolphins will soon have less players. That is because cut down day is coming! Yay! While Chris and Sam may find the news that comes out that day to be exciting, lots of soon to be former) players do not. Regardless, we take a look at who is 100% safe from […]
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Episode 164: Paying for Free Costco Samples
The Miami Dolphins makes some surprising roster decisions this week. Did they do well? Or will they live to regret it?
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Episode 163: Miami Dolphins Football is back and better than ever!
This Week: Miami Dolphins football is back! With pads, helmets and everything! Which means we discuss everything, as a result. Analysis of our quarterbacks, season ending injuries, and much more. Early reports on Tua’s first week in full pads are conflicting. Some reporters say he looks perfectly...
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Episode 162: Tua Much Tua Soon?
This Week: Tua Tagovailoa is already the face and savior of The Miami Dolphins franchise. Tops in the league in jersey sales, positive publicity amongst every sports media outlet out there and even his practice videos elicit virtual boners from every Citizen in Perfectville. But is all of this…
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Episode 161: Tua-Mania
This Week: Tua Tagovailoa hasn’t even thrown a PASS in the NFL, yet he has the number one and number two jerseys sold for the entire NFL. The 22 year old rookie is not only energizing Miami Dolfans and Citizens of Perfectville, but raising brand awareness for the Miami Dolphins around THE WORLD....
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Episode 160: Tua Sweet Tua Be Sour (aka WE DID IT!)
This Week: The Miami Dolphins did it. They actually did it! The 2020 NFL Draft has come and gone and Dolfans everywhere are still in shock that their beloved tema was able to grab the quarterback they long coveted. And did so without even having to move up in the draft to get him! In […]
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Episode 159: Painful Predictions
This Week: As we roll into the final week before the NFL Draft, Sam and Chris find themselves fully embracing the quarantined life. Unshaven faces, Dolphins shirts being worn for days on end, and of course, wild imaginations that lead to the boys doing Painful Predictions. What, you might ask…
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Episode 158: Yay or Nay? Potential Trades on Draft Day
This Week: Sam enters week three of quarantine as Chris finishes his first, talking about the upcoming NFL Draft. The Miami Dolphins and all of their draft day riches, have been involved in just about every trade scenario possible. We take a look at four of those scenarios and whether or not we...
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Episode 157: Happy Free Agency! Here’s A Podcast
This Week: Free agency started on time for the NFL, and with a bang for the Miami Dolphins. The rebuild of this roster is in full swing as Chris Grier and company gobble up ten (TEN!!!) new players in the opening days of the league’s new year. Sam and Chris breakdown each new pick up, […]
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Episode 156: Happy Labor Peace! Here’s A Podcast
How does the new CBA for the NFL affect The Miami Dolphins? Listen and find out!
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Episode 155: Quarantined Inside of Perfectville
This Week: Slow news for the NFL this week (at least for now), so Chris and Sam let The Citizens know what they should be most excited about during the slow news cycle, while trying not to infect each other with COVID-19. From the shenanigans of Tom Brady’s free agency, to the ridiculousness that...
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Episode 154: Happy Birthday 33, Here’s A Podcast
This Week: Happy Birthday Chris Cullen! The two-time (yes TWO-TIME) Hall Of Famer, who now insists that he is a doctor, turns 33 this week. Which was also his football number in high school and college. We get into how he got that number and where he ranks versus other famous 33’s for the Miami […]
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Episode 153: Happy President’s Day, Here’s A Podcast
This Week: Happy President’s Day! Sam and Chris celebrate their favorite holiday of the year by becoming Co-Presidents of your Miami Dolphins for a day to bring you their FIVE POINT PLAN to Make The Dolphins Super Again. That’s right Citizens, the dipshits in charge of your favorite…
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Episode 152: Happy New Year, Here’s A Podcast
This Week: Happy New Year! The Dolphins end the old year by beating the New England Patriots, which set the stage for the Tennessee Titans to eliminate The Pats in the Wild Card round last weekend. Fellow AFC East rival The Buffalo Bills also lost in the first round of the playoffs which makes…
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Episode 151: Tom Brady to Miami?!?!?!
This Week: The boys return to discuss whether or not to be proud of The Miami Dolphins this season, if Ryan Fitzpatrick should be a ‘phin in 2020 and…Tom Brady a Miami Dolphin?!?!?! Enjoy! Follow us: TWITTER: PerfectvillepodChris CullenSam Marcoux FACEBOOK: PerfectvillePodcast INSTAGRAM:...
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Episode 150: The 75th Annual HATESGIVING DDAY PARADE!
This Week: Happy Thanksgiving! While the Citizens of Perfectville stuff their faces with turkey and cranberry sauce, Sam and Chris are stuffing your earholes with hate. Because this is the 75th ANNUAL HATESGIVING DAY PARADE! A show where we suspend any and all normal activities to focus on the...
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Episode 149: Everyone Get Back In The Tank
This Week: After two consecutive weeks of temporary insanity, The Miami Dolphins came back to earth and lose big to their rivals, The Buffalo Bills. Not only did they lose the game, but they also lost to more starters for the season as Bobby McCain and Reshad Jones were both put on injured…
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Episode 148: Happy Happy, Joy Joy
This Week: The Miami Dolphins win AGAIN! This time against the Indianapolis Colts. Granted The Colts were starting their backup QB and T.Y. Hilton wasn’t playing…but STILL! The Dolphins continued to improve in every facet of the game and are now one victory away from being on a streak. And to go...
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Episode 147: Phins WIN!
This Week: The Miami Dolphins WIN against Adam Gase and the hated New York Jets. You read that right….The Miami Dolphins WIN. And on this historic occasion, Sam and Chris take some time to gloat and celebrate both the joy of winning, and the long term misery this win may have caused The Dolphins…
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Episode 146: Bye-Bye Bye Week! (Week 6 Preview vs. Washington)
This Week: The Dolphins took a break from their busy schedule of losing, to enjoy a weekend off, which means Sam and Chris were able to enjoy a week of not sucky football, as well. What did they do with all of that time? Nothing! The boy return to discuss the upcoming Toilet Bowl between […]
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Episode 145: Progression of Regression
This Week: The Dolphins lose AGAIN in Week Four to the Los Angeles Chargers. They also fail to score a single point in the second half AGAIN, which means they are now being outscored 81-0 in the second half of games. Despite the ineptitude of quarters three and four, the ‘Fins managed to leave…
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Episode 144: Reshad Jones is BACK! (Week 4 Preview vs. Chargers)
This Week: The Dolphins lose a hard fought battle in Dallas 36-6. Josh Rosen looked okay in the first half of the game, the entire team looked like 5 day old dog crap in the second half. As we head to the quarter pole of the season, Sam and Chris give their opinions of PReston […]
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Episode 143: Buying a trailer and Flipping it for a Mansion (Week 3 preview @ Dallas)
This Week: The Dolphins lose another tight one, this time to The New England Patriots, 43-0 (forty three to zero!). No offense, no defense and very little special teams play as Ryan Fitzpatrick threw two pick sixes, Antonio Brown earned nine million dollars to play against The ‘Fins, and fans…
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Episode 142: Misery Loves Company (Week 2 Preview vs. New England)
This Week: The Dolphins lose a close one to the Baltimore Ravens, 59-10. Just about everyone did something stupid during the game for Miami. Some even did stupid things prior to the game as we come to find out in a new segment we call The Stupidest Thing Sam or Chris Said Last Week. Even […]
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Episode 141: 5 lbs bag with 10 lbs of crap (Week one Preview)
This Week: The Miami Dolphins have traded away Laremy Tunsil and Kenny Stills to The Texans, Kiko Alonso to the Saints and cut young defensive studs like Vincent Taylor. What in the heck is going on here?!?!?! Sam and Chris break down the dramatic last week of preseason for The Dolphins and…
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