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Welcome to Rantyville
by theretailrant
Dedicated to the anyone who is, or ever has been, stuck in retail hell.
Episodes
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WTR Episode 41 - Tits and Shits
Hey there! After losing our previous episode due to technical difficulties, TRB and Heather D have returned with a brand new Welcome to Rantyville! Featuring lots of mammary glands and poop, this show will have you laughing enough to make up for last week! From breastfeeding and a #6titsalute to...
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A WTR Short - Fried Pakistani Chicken
What happens when the "I.R.S." calls The Ranty Bastard twenty times a day? Well he returns their calls of course! In this brief episode, TRB calls back a couple of scammers just to tie up their phones and fuck with them. It's fun, and we here at Ranty Studios encourage you to do the same. So have…
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Stupid Questions w/ Tyler Daniels - Episode 3
This week, Tyler Daniels doesn't just ask stupid questions, he answers them as well. When an emergency takes a guest away from the show, Tyler fills in to talk about his experiences in stand up comedy. Open mics, hecklers, tv time, and money for dick jokes all contribute to an engaging and...
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WTR Episode 40 - Whores Galore!
Yes, you read it right. This week on Welcome to Rantyville, Heather D and TRB discuss cheating and heroin whores. Not the same person (just to be clear), but there are some shameless people on this planet and we're gonna talk about them! After a wild night in the Uber, TRB has more passenger...
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WTR Episode 39 - The Saga of Sara
WHO is Sara? WHY is this episode named after her? WHAT could she have done? And most importantly, HOW did TRB not puke? These questions will be answered when you press play on this brand new episode of Welcome to Rantyville! Heather D and TRB bring you this week's show, full of rage, debauchery,...
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WTR Episode 38 - Derailed and Distracted
Are your ears bleeding from our surprise guest last week? Well have no fear, because Heather D has returned to the mic in this episode of Welcome to Rantyville! And you definitely want to hear what's got her blood pressure up after a week away from the show. As always, we start with an idea of…
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WTR Episode 37 - Meet the Laura
This week's episode is brought to you by alcohol! That's right, not only is TRB taking shots of tequila and vodka, but he's brought Tyler Daniels along for the ride! With Heather D out of commission this week due to a sick kid, our Ranty Studios partner gladly and ably fills the second mic, and…
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WTR Episode 36 - He's Side Dick
Welcome to Rantyville everyone! TRB, Heather D, and the baby bring you another fun filled episode fueled by beer and botttled water! This week, the baby is practicing her kung fu moves on Heather's innards, we answer your listener questions, and we continue our tradition of trashing the people…
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Stupid Questions W/ Tyler Daniels
Stupid Questions takes off the training wheels this week, as your host Tyler Daniels orders a stiff drink while learning all about everyone's favorite person - the bartender! Seasoned barkeep Matt Anderson joins Tyler to educate him on the finer points of dealing with booze, brawls, and bars in...
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WTR Episode 35 - The Flashback
Welcome back to Rantyville everyone! After taking last week off due to craziness in their lives, Heather D and TRB have returned with a brand new episode for your earholes! The familiar format is back as well, as we discuss everything from Dear Abigail: 4th Grade Whore to Shit We Hate. Ranty's…
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Stupid Questions W/ Tyler Daniels
Welcome to the very first episode of Stupid Questions with Tyler Daniels, the newest addition the the Ranty Studios family! This week we put one toe in the water with Tyler's debut into podcasting. And he's popping his podcast hosting cherry with everyone's best friend/ favorite cohost, Heather D...
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WTR Episode 34 - The Bullshit Episode
So what happens when TRB and Heather D take a week off? Well, we can tell you one thing that doesn't happen - show prep. This week your two favorite residents of Rantyville ditch planning, bits, and any type of format to bring you a show where we just talk. Not about anything in particular, just...
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WTR Episode 33 - Poontang Pie w/ Graham Cracker Crust
Hey everyone! Sorry for the delayed release this week, but we promise to make up for it with content! This week TRB and Heather D are joined by the newest member of Ranty Studios, Mr. Tyler Daniels! In his first show as an official podcaster (hosting the soon to be released "Stupid Questions w/...
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WTR Episode 32 - The Retail Rant Returns
With Heather D on the sidelines this week, TRB is going back to the well again to bring you a bonus episode of The Retail Rant. You know what this means, so kick back, relax, plug in those earbuds, because wearing someone else's nametag is NSFW.
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WTR Episode 31 - The SEXY Episode
That's right, TRB and Heather D are back, and we brought a little something with us - the SEXY! In a departure from our usual topics, this week we decided to go SEXY and see how many listeners we can gain or lose. Spawned by a tweet from a friend of the show and perhaps the...
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WTR Episode 30 - I've Seen Enough Tits Today
The British are coming! The British are coming! That's right, this week TRB and Heather D welcome our first international guest to Rantyville, Mr. Nick Lawrance Ellis! (Yes, that's exactly how it's spelled) And not only is Nick an amazing and hilarious guest, but he is kind enough to educate us...
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WTR Episode 29 - TRB's Mexico Road Trip?
Welcome to Rantyville boys and girls! TRB and Heather D are serving up another fun filled episode, and we brought along fellow podcaster (and fan) Mr. Kyle Rothfus (@digipen79) for the ride. And will there be a ride to Mexico in TRB's future? Find out as we finally make THE announcement regarding...
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WTR Episode 28 - The Butthole Gag Reflex
Welcome back to Rantyville everyone! TRB and Heather D get a bump in the population this week as our good friend Syndic (@5YND1C) joins the show! We spend some time helping her find the most annoying Vaelntine's Day gift, how bad third shift sucks, and have some fun with our usual topics. It's…
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WTR Episode 27 - When Hairy Met Salad
Welcome back to Rantyville, the town with a small population with a couple of foul mouthed inhabitants! What better way to kick off your weekend than letting a new episode of Welcome to Rantyville infect your earholes? TRB and Heather D are back at it once again, covering all the things that gave...
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WTR Episode 26 - Jake's Tea Party
Welcome back to Rantyville, where it's population 2.5 plus you! TRB, Heather D and the baby girl are all back for another episode full of fun and laughs! We take delight in a countless number of sidetracked conversations, shoutouts to friends of the show, and the return of the infamous "Fuck You...
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WTR Episode 25 - The Hot Stepdad
Hi there kids! It's time to put on your scarf and gloves and come out to play in the snow in Rantyville! Heather D and TRB are back at it again, lamenting the ridiculously cold weather, and covering all your favorite topics. So kick back and check out the newest episode of Welcome to Rantyville,...
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WTR Episode 24 - Leave Me Alone!
The Bastard is back! After a brief absence due to illness and retail, TRB has returned with Heather D to bring you a brand new edition of Welcome to Rantyville. We talk about so many things on this one, from the holidays (that are thankfully over now) and Heather's addiction to Raisin Bran, to…
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WTR Episode 23 - The Gist of the List
Hey everyone! Sorry for the late release, but TRB was down due to sickness and work, so Heather D had to make a call to the bullpen. Flying in Ranty's seat this week it's our good friend Tyler Daniels, who fills TRB's mic admirably once again. It's a great episode filled with wholesome goodness,...
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WTR Episode 22 - Cat Defense Force
Hey everybody! We're back after taking a week off, and TRB has brought Mrs. TRB along for the ride! Check it out as we talk about the week that was, kids, and more, including - #AskTRB/#AskHeatherD - Dear Abigail 4th Grade Whore - Shit We Hate - Cheating in The Uber - Best/Worst - and more! The…
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Return of the Rant
That's right boys and girls! While Heather D is off prepping Thanksgiving dinner, TRB is going back to his retail roots. Joined by "Retail: The Comic Book" creator Steven Petrivelli, we break down the fuckery known as "Black Thursday" (and why you should hate it too). So strap in those earbuds as...
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WTR Episode 21 - Dishin W/ The D's
Welcome back to Rantyville, where it's population 2(.5) plus you! This week Heather D is joined by Tyler Daniels (@drunkoncomedy) as her co-host, because TRB is being held captive in the dungeon of retail hell. These two crazy kids from Iowa cover it all in this episode, even dabbling in (gasp)...
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WTR Episode 20 - The Uber Swingers
Hey boys and girls, and welcome to Rantyville, where it's population 3.5 plus you this week! Heather D and TRB are joined by fellow podcaster/Uber driver/stand up comedian Mr. Ryan Howard of the Digital Men Audio podcast! Ryan shares some of his own Tales from the Uber, and we discuss the usual...
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WTR Episode 19 - The Great BJ Debate
Welcome back to Rantyville, where's it's now officially population 2.5 plus you! In the wake of Heather's baby announcement last week, she and TRB discuss a lot of things not baby related, including - Asparagus - TRB's $20 recliner - Shit I Hate - Dear Abigail: 4th Grade Whore - Tales from the…
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WTR Episode 18 - TRB is a dead man
ANNOUNCEMENT TIME! We promised a big reveal last week, so prep your earholes, because here it comes! TRB and Heather D are joined this week by Brain Checker (@retailbrainchkr) to bring you breaking news, as well as some advice on how not to be penetrated. We run the full gambit on this one, so…
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WTR Episode 17 - Afternoon Delight
Welcome to Rantyville everyone! Ever wondered how we get guests on the show? Here's a hint - just #AskTRB! That's how our guest this week, Hero (@CartoonHeroGuy) ,got his passport to Rantyville! We have a great time discussing Hero's creative content, videos, as well as his Patreon page. And we...
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WTR Episode 16 - "Ralph" Has a Secret
Welcome back to Rantyville everyone! Heather D and TRB are back at it again, bringing you your weekly dose of the finest fuckery that life has to offer. We learn that Dear Abigail (4th grade whore) has a comments section, people will do dumb shit to get out of an Uber, and how our friend Tyler...
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WTR Episode 15 - It's Pronounced Jaun-DEE-Ce
Hey everybody! We're back off our bye last week, and TRB and Heather D finally managed to pull off a show with no technical difficulties! I know it's hard to believe, so you'll just have to listen for yourself as we talk about - Dear Abigail - Shit We Hate - Tales from the Uber - Jaundice…
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WTR Episode 14 - Another Buttplug Thing
Time to take a trip to your favorite place in the world, Rantyville! TRB and Heather D are back again to bring you another episode of Welcome to Rantyville, where we talk about - Matty F's new baby, cancer sucks, Albino Monkey, the washing machine incident, Dear Hank Hill, Best & Worst, and…
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WTR Episode 13 - It's Matty F!
TRB and Heather D welcome fellow Couch Party member Matty F from the critically acclaimed Let Me Tell Ya Podcast this week! We prep Matt for fatherhood, talk shit (literally), and more! Diapers/shit - Tales from the Uber - Shit I Hate - 9/11 conspiracies are dumb - Matt says "Old people is…
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WTR Episode 12 - At Least He Didn't Die
Wow. What a week. Heather D tried to "drunk camp", TRB endures his worst Uber ride ever, and we tried our hardest to wreck this recording session. But, we're back with another episode of Welcome to Rantyville for you, and there's plenty to discuss! Heather's weekend - Tales from the Uber - Shit I...
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WTR Episode 11 - The Reunion!!!
TRB and Heather D are reunited after a couple weeks apart, but the shenanigans haven't stopped. An awkward moment shared, a pregnancy scare, we've got it all and more this week. We also discuss - Shit I Hate - Cranberry Obsessions - Non-driving Fucktards - Best/Worst - and more! We'll make it…
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WTR Episode 10: Captain Heather D
TRB had to step away this week due to work, so Heather D is running the show with our good friend & superfan Tyler Daniels! After lamenting the absence of TRB, these two cover a ton of topics - Tyler's pussy talk - Dear Abby - I want a tiki torch but I'm not a racist - Those kids - and more!…
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WTR Episode 9: It's a Surprise!
No show notes. It's a surprise. Enjoy.
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WTR Episode 8: Boss Light Sucks
So what do you do when your cohost sends you money to buy beer? You buy that beer and drink it on air damn it! So as TRB subjects his palette to yet another skanky brew, Heather D sits back and downs a little sparkling white wine (replay that scene with Nicolas Cage in "The Rock" for a full...
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WTR Episode 7: Special Guest Tyler Daniels
Welcome back to Rantyville! On this episode, TRB and Heather D are joined by comedian (and superfan) Tyler Daniels as we discuss the events of the past week, and get a taste of Tyler and TRB's comedic stylings in a new "Stand Up Battle" (except we were both sitting down, but who's keeping…
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WTR Episode 6: We're All Over The Place
Welcome back to Rantyville! It's time for another glimpse into the lives of TRB and Heather D, as we discuss everything from drinking to heinous things done with a super soaker (stick around for THAT story). We laugh, Heather drinks, and then we discuss - Dear Abby - The swinger in the dress -...
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WTR Episode 5: Bloodka & Svedka
We talk, we drink, we laugh, we forget what we discussed. It seems to be a winning formula here in Rantyville, so that's exactly what we're going to do. TRB and Heather D are back to bring you another episode, and hope you enjoy it as we crash off the rails repeatedly. This week's fun topics...
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WTR Episode 4: Glenlivet For The Win
It's time for another fun filled episode with your two favorite residents of Rantyville! TRB and Heather D cover a lot this week, so here's just a quick list- The 4th of July - Dear Abby - Ranting about the gym - Tales from the Uber - Best/Worst - and more! Check out our artist of the week on...
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WTR Episode 3: When Heather D Met TRB
The Fourth of July is a time for fun with family and friends, which is exactly what we did! So instead of recording, we watched explosions in the air and drank beer until we were on the floor. So in an effort to get you to know Heather D better, Welcome to Rantyville brings you HD's first...
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WTR Episode 2: Little Party Boy
Hey there boys and girls! You didn't hate the pilot episode, so TRB and Heather D are back for another edition of Welcome to Rantyville! This week we talk more Ubering w/ TRB, "authentic" restaurants, Heather's bad decision of the week, Best/Worst and more! And remember, if you enjoy the show…
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WTR Episode 1: Pilot
Welcome to the pilot episode of Welcome to Rantyville with TRB and Heather D. Taking the place of The Retail Rant on the Couch Party network, it's a weekly look into the daily lives of our hosts. We're just riffing along on this one with minimal show prep, but if you enjoyed The Retail Rant, this...
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The Ear Infection Conundrum
S2E5: It's finally warming up in most of the country, which means one thing. Customers handing us things from their sweaty nether regions is about to become a thing again. And just when you thought perspiration soaked money from socks and boobs was the worst we would face, TRB bore witness to...
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Fan Takeover! (ft. Sean William Brown, Mike Bookseller, and Retail Side Eye)
TRB gets to relax a bit as three good friends of the show grab the reins this week in Season 2's first fan takeover. Sean William Brown and Mike Bookseller start us off with their top five things they actually like about retail, and TRB jumps in with Retail Side Eye to double the fun towards the...
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Crossed Signals
Season 2 continues with the return of an awesome guest, Retail Hades! Check it out as Ranty and Hades team up to talk about more fuckery in cellular sales, and a #dearcustomer moment that will have you tearing up (from laughter, we're not real sensitive around here). Tales of retail past, idiots…
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The Best Worst Job You'll Ever Have
Season 2 is here! And who better to kick it off with than the creative mind behind the Retail comic book, Steven Petrivelli! Steven and TRB discuss what drives them to create their content, share stories from retail hell, and talk about what the reader can expect from this amazing comic. And...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Dedicated to the anyone who is, or ever has been, stuck in retail hell.
HOSTED BY
theretailrant
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