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Justin and William witness Jason Arday committing suicide, D23, and Jayden Daniels sending a cease and desist to LSU over the #5. Justin also reviews Nimrods.

Justin and William witness Fecal Matter, Jason Arday, and the University of Michigan covering first-semester grades. Justin also reviews One Night Only and The Dink.

Justin and William witness cleaning machines at the gym, private equity & the World Cup and Fauci's diary. Justin also reviews Spider-Man: Brand New Day.

Justin and William witness the continued conversation around The Odyssey, a robot in a New York high school classroom, Ford firing an employee over a $1.95 cookie he paid for, and a physical altercation over the National Anthem at a Chicago Cubs game. Justin also reviews Haunted Heist.

Justin and William witness the sudden acoustic disruption of Universal's newest roller coaster, a same sex couple asking their surrogate to abort the pregnancy, and President Trump's speech on election interference. Justin also reviews The Odyssey.

Justin and William witness the US Men's National Soccer Team failing to meet expectations again, a Brown University professor suspecting most of his class using AI to cheat, and ranking 2000s pop punk albums. Justin also reviews Moana.

Justin and William witness the attempted bullying of Dwayne Johnson, the Celtics trade of Jaylen Brown, and Sony's decision to go completely digital with Playstation. Justin also reviews Minions and Monsters.

Justin and William witness a woman stealing a Knick's trash can then losing her job, Newsom's new social contract, and Mamdani's rent freeze.

Justin and William witness the LA City Council wanting noncitizens to vote, social media bans, and getting certified as gay in California. Justin also reviews Toy Story 5.

Justin and William witness the claims of voter fraud in Los Angeles, the reaction to the Karmelo Anthony verdict and sentence, and Elon Musk becoming the world's first trillionaire. Justin also reviews Disclosure Day.

Justin and William witness the Texas Rangers not hosting a Pride night, DeSantis's Soviet power grab, and decentering reading and writing in English curriculum. Justin also reviews Obsession and Masters of the Universe.

Justin and William witness the NAACP's Out of Bounds campaign, a LA Times article about Spencer Pratt's mayoral campaign, and the link between self control and success. Justin also reviews Passenger.

Justin and William witness a round of follow up farce, a California mayor being a foreign agent, and the cultural reaction to the marketing for The Odyssey.

Justin and William witness California's free baby formula program, the ideology of "alternative culture," and the hantavirus outbreak. Justin also reviews Mortal Kombat 2.

Justin and William witness Disney ignoring "the poors," the White House Correspondents Dinner Shooter's manifesto, and racist gerrymandering.

Justin and William witness Gen Z wanting to live in the past, Lousiana's plan for homelessness, and the United States Department of Justice indicting the Southern Poverty Law Center over its involvement with white supremacist groups. Justin also reviews Michael.

Justin and William witness more fraud in California, Calivicular already falling apart, and Luke Skywalker's sexuality. Justin also reviews Outcome.

Justin and William witness the growing cost of California's high speed rail, P Diddy's defense argument, and the underlying beliefs of cognitive biases. Justin also reviews Beast.

Justin and William witness the Supreme Court and conversion therapy in Colorado, fraud in California, and cognitive surrender and AI. Justin also reviews The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.

Justin and William witness Clavicular's arrest, Five Nights at Epstein's, and Black Snape. Justin also reviews Project Hail Mary.

Justin and William witness the season break, prediction markets, and otroverts. Justin also reviews Ready or Not 2: Here I Come.

Justin and William witness the past year by handing out the annual Peak Farce Awards.

Justin and William witness the difference between gay and queer, pro-Palestinian protestors at the New York City Apple Store on Black Friday, and the Transportation Department's civility campaign. Justin also reviews Zootopia 2.

Justin and William witness the return of Warped Tour.

Justin and William witness Democrats warning about President Tump giving illegal orders, cheating with AI leading to divroces, and male labor diggers. Justin also reviews Wicked: For Good.

Justin and William witness MrBeast's theme park, Zohran Mamdi's election, and Sydney Sweeney's GQ interview. Justin also reviews Predator: Badlands.

Justin and William witness the musical Slam Frank, Gavin Newsom calling anti-woke racist, and the entertaiment budget & the economy. Justin also reviews Roofman.

Justin and William witness the recent deaths at Walt Disney World, the redefinition of obesity, and the Louvre heist. Justin also reviews Black Phone 2.

Justin and William witness NFL refs supposedly favoring the Kansas City Chiefs,  the return of the male gaze,, and a unicorn marrying Kenny from South Park at a Portland ICE protest. Justin also reviews Good Fortune.

Justin and William witness Gavin Newsom banning loud ads on Netflix, more AI cultural influence, and the claim that Antifa doesn't exist. Justin also reviews Tron: Ares.

Justin and William witness Joy Reid warning that Republicans want 'no income tax' and people to earn 'as much money as they want,' Kash Patel firing a FBI agent trainee for displaying gay pride flag, and Americans using PTO for Sleep, not for vacation. Justin also reviews Play Dirty.

Justin and William witness Apple TV canceling The Savant, China banning killjoys from the internet, and the claim that Tylenol use leads to autism. Justin also reviews Afterburn.

Justin and William witness the assassination of Charlie Kirk and the indefinite suspension of Jimmy Kimmel. Justin also reviews Code 3.

In this solo episode, Justin witnesses Maroln Waynes' fake feud with Snoop Dogg, Florida ending vaccine mandates, and President Trump's Department of War rebrand. Justin also reviews Caught Stealing.

Justin and William witness the recent shooting tragedy, Snoop Dogg's fear of going to the movies, and the Cracker Barrel culture war. Justin also reviews The Roses.

Justin and William witness controversey around Hulk Hogan's death, Disney's problem with boys, and woke words. Justin also reviews A Minecraft Movie and Freakier Friday.

Justin and William witness a woman being rejected on a YouTube dating show, English police catching icky catcallers, and performative virtue-signaling. Justin also reviews Weapons.

Justin and William witness Disney and Gina Carano settling their lawsuit, the cultural reaction to South Park S27E02 Got a Nut, and the WNBA and Green Dildo Coin. Justin also reviews The Naked Gun.

Justin and William witness  the Tea app's rise and fall, Hulk Hogan's death, and Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle ad. Justin also reviews The Fantastic Four: First Steps.

Justin and William witness if women want to be pets, the tech job juggler, and the Coldplay Kiss Cam affair. Justin also reviews I Know What you Did Last Summer (2025).

Justin and William witness AI causing brain damage, Vice President JD Vance visiting Disneyland, and the liberal misinformation bubble. Justin also reviews Superman (2025).

Justin and William witness how Justin got remote keyless entry for his car, UPenn ending transgender athletes' participation in their athletics, and President Trump announcing a UFC fight on the White House lawn. Justin also reviews Heads of State and F1 The Movie.

Justin and William witness the Supreme Court's ruling on district court injunctions, why people hate Disney Adults, and the heckling of Ketel Marte. Justin also reviews 28 Years Later.

Justin and William witness Whoopi Goldberg comparing the United States to Iran, doctors delivering a baby from a braindead woman, and a Canadian school bus driver creating the "Lolita Line." Justin also retro reviews Meet the Robinsons.

Justin and William witness the No Kings protests, Deloitte's Lego perk, and a publication's discussion of Anne Frank's sexuality. Justin also reviews the live action How to Train Your Dragon.

Justin and William witness getting into a car accident, the Trump vs Musk fued, and the Mostly Peaceful Protests 2.0. Justin also reviews Ballerina.

Justin and William witness Shaboozey & Megan Moroney, a trans actor possibily being considered to play Zelda, and San Francisco's equity grading plan. Justin also reviews Karate Kid: Legends.   Support the show: themidside.com/patreon themidside.com/locals

Justin and William witness SAG-AFTRA filing unfair labor practice charge over use of AI to make Darth Vader's voice in Fortnite, and IVF clinic terrorist advocating for moralism. Justin also reviews the live action Lilo & Stitch.

Justin and William witness a college professor using AI, the Department of Homeland Security considering a pitch for a reality show, and Hulk Hogan's Real American Freestyle. Justin also reviews Final Destination Bloodlines.

Justin and William witness the Chromebook Challenge, Jack Reacher not asking girls to dance, and ChatGPT-Induced Psychosis. Justin also reviews Clown in a Cornfield.