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Dustin and Igor talk about the weather, omelettes, and earwax. They also review The Belko Experiment (2007) and choose The Happening (2008) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting https://tot3.welcome.fm "We're turning this podcast into something to do with gambling."

Dustin and Igor chat about cookware, Pokémon, One Piece, and Dustin's favourite actors. Then they review The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2021), and select The Belko Experiment (2017) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting https://tot3.welcome.fm "I hate cheese graters."

Dustin and Igor discuss the words of the year, review The Polar Express (2004), and eye The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2021) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting https://tot3.welcome.fm "The future just ain't what it used to be."

Dustin and Igor discuss dust and Joe Rogan, review Violent Night (2022), and pick The Polar Express (2004) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting https://tot3.welcome.fm "Don't cry over a spilt line of coke."

Dustin and Igor unwrap their Spotify and Discord, review Last Christmas (2019), and select Violent Night (2022) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "They could absolutely make a Christmas movie out of me discovering Fortnite at 35 years old."

Dustin and Igor discuss delays; planes, trains, and automobiles; Digimon vs Pokémon; character customization; and Dragon Ball Daima. They review The Perfect Holiday (2007), and choose Last Christmas (2019) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "Katt Williams, to me, is the black Seth Green."

Dustin and Igor discuss Ig Nobel prizes, review The One I Love (2014), and select The Perfect Holiday (2007) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "I love things that are chemically inert."

Dustin and Igor ponder pumpkins, review Save the Last Dance (2001), and choose The One I Love (2014) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "She would beat us."

Dustin and Igor yak about Yotei, review The Harder They Fall (2021), and select Save the Last Dance (2001) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "I'd take a bullet for this game."

Dustin and Igor discuss holes, review Hellraiser (1987) and Hellraiser (2022), and choose The Harder They Fall (2021) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "What's wrong with frozen milk stuck to a t-rex?"

Dustin and Igor discuss bad habits, haircuts, and expired documentation. Then they review Watchmen (2009) and select Hellraiser (1987) and Hellraiser (2022) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "I haven't bought alcohol in a very long time now. I'm proud of myself. I've completely replaced it with energy drinks."

Dustin and Igor discuss canker sores, inventions, Marcel in the wild, and the King of the Hill continuation. They also review Brokeback Mountain (2005) and select Watchmen (2009) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "It's not like if a yacht sees another yacht they must battle to the death."

Dustin and Igor smell and evolve. Dustin talks about the King of the Hill revival. Then they review Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021) and choose Brokeback Mountain (2005) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "I could be drinking turpentine."

Dustin and Igor ponder power creep. Dustin wants to see the Straw Hats fail, and the two give them a good sniff. They also review Fat Girl (2001) and select Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "I don't like giving my full attention to anything."

Dustin and Igor homogenize humanity, talk to animals, and discuss social media comments. They also review Mighty Joe Young (1998) and select Fat Girl (2001) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Millennium Prize Problems. "I'm a highly evolved form of human."

Dustin and Igor discuss engineering marvels and tight holes. They review Dumbo (1941) and select Mighty Joe Young (1998) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Maeslantkering, Bell Building, sewer celebration, Nutty Putty Cave. "Tuvalu's gonna die in almost as many years as a long time ago they moved a building."

Dustin and Igor finish the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm They also review Airborne (1993) and choose Dumbo (1941) for the next random review. References: Beast of Reincarnation. "Gandhi would be proud."

Dustin and Igor discuss fingernails, toenails, and body dysmorphia. They also review Fanboys (2009) and select Airborne (1993) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Bogdanoff twins. "I do let my toenails grow."

Dustin and Igor discuss Micronesia, therapy, original sin. Dustin doesn't want to be put on a pedestal. They also review Big Trouble in Little China (1986) and select Fanboys (2009) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Therapy Gecko, Eliza, Henry Symeonis. "Every Chinese person knows kung fu."

Dustin and Igor discuss more irritants and the island nation of Tuvalu. They also review Sinister (2012) and choose Big Trouble in Little China (1986) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "Things don't bother me. It's people that bother me."

Dustin and Igor discuss vibration irritants, Victorian slang, and Viking food. They also review Ride Along (2014) and select Sinister (2012) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Passing English of the Victorian Era, Hákarl, Brennivín. "It's not worth bleeping out 'bitch' at this point. Everybody and their mother uses it."

Igor talks about his trip to North America and Dustin declines to go on a pilgrimage. They also review Trolls (2016) and select Ride Along (2014) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "So you get your rum and coke, right in the cans."

Dustin and Igor discuss clothing tags, Dustin's quiet coat, irritants, cold vs hot, and sleeping. They also review Ernest Goes to Camp (1987) and choose Trolls (2016) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "What's the difference between sleeping all the time and just being dead?"

Dustin and Igor discuss 物の哀れ, and their thresholds for sellers, products, and restaurants. They also review Old Yeller (1957) and choose Ernest Goes to Camp (1987) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: RTINGS, Chants of Sennaar. "That one greek place down the road has goat brains; we're gonna go for that today."

Dustin and Igor discuss Dustin's fraud finale, cheese, tapeworms, and zombies. They also review Horse Girl (2020) and select Old Yeller (1957) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Tapeworm Fry. "Don't trust people you don't understand."

Dustin and Igor discuss Dustin's Valentine's Day, review North Dallas Forty (1979), and select Horse Girl (2020) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Agbogbloshie, BarbarousKing. "My date with the Indian guy and the sympathetic woman."

Dustin and Igor discuss greetings, suicide, nepotism, and sitcoms, and also review The Soloist (2009) and select North Dallas Forty (1979) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "You broke your nail, and you wanna hang yourself... that's not good."

Dustin and Igor discuss moving and the TikTok ban, review Bad Santa (2003), and choose The Soloist (2009) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Birds Aren't Real. "It's a good thing I don't go outside."

Dustin and Igor discuss more Canadian inventions, review Marauders (2016), and select Bad Santa (2003) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "Nothing is better than something sometimes."

Dustin and Igor unwrap Spotify's "Wrapped for Creators", discuss more Canadian inventions, review The Princess Switch (2018), and select Marauders (2016) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Twin Dragons, The Princess Diaries. "It's the Cambridge-Collins Brat Wars of 2025."

Dustin and Igor discuss life skills, One Piece's inspiration, and Canadian inventions. They also review 8-Bit Christmas (2021), and then select The Princess Switch (2018) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "If you don't believe in Santa, at least believe in Jesus."

Dustin and Igor discuss discontinued food and discontinued world records. Then they review Beautiful Boy (2018) and choose 8-Bit Christmas (2021) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Monsieur Mangetout. "Ireland would be a fantastic place because nothing sounds real there."

Dustin and Igor finish the Boomer Quiz, propose a Japanese Squid Game, argue about 90s identity, review Ocean's Eleven (2001), and select Beautiful Boy (2018) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "On everybody's shelf, there should be a dictionary and a bible."

Dustin and Igor discuss Discord, the upcoming election, and being a teacher. They also review Pump Up the Volume (1990) and select Ocean's Eleven (2001) for the next movie review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "Your dress code should be paper and garbage bags."

Dustin's on the mend while Igor is running on no sleep in this not-so-scary Halloween episode where Dustin confesses his love for Reba McEntire. Dustin and Igor continue the Boomer Quiz. Igor contrasts Road House (1989) and Road House (2024). They also review Abduction (2011), and choose Pump Up the Volume (1990) as the next random movie. Lastly, Igor blocks YouTube and Reddit. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: LeechBlock. "We should all be more like Snoop Dogg."

Igor tries the new Winter Edition from Red Bull. Dustin and Igor discuss facial hair, start the Boomer Quiz, and briefly add "true crime" to the podcast's list of genres. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: boombox. "The 14-year-old should've Weekend at Bernie's her mom with three bullet wounds in her face."

Dustin and Igor discuss clones, prions, cereal, neighbours, and Gran Torino. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "What the hell happened to my belly button?"

Dustin and Igor discuss Igor's new phone, Life as We Know It, and Buffalo's Buffalo wings. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Aquaria. "He should be dead. He's 94 years old."

Dustin and Igor discuss the YouTube algorithm, fear, being immortalized, the fall of a nation, and Dustin's new computer. Igor also reviews I Love You, Man. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "They do get more scared when they read. At least I feel like that's how it used to be when children used to read."

Igor reviews his Rainboll and stops eating microplastics. Dustin sniffs his dish mat and nearly burns off his eyebrows. Then they both review Rough Night. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Pocket Card Jockey. "Maybe all the energy drinks have turned you into some sort of a superhuman, and your power is you can smell dirty dish water."

Dustin and Igor discuss V/H/S in the first Rogi's Random Reviews segment, await Deadpool & Wolverine, and plan to watch Rough Night. They also debate dish mats v. racks. Dustin creates a grease terrarium for his wild maggots and defends himself from a pack of pit bulls. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: movie randomizer, french fries. "You know, there's no crack in there. It's not like you can slide your fingers in."

Dustin and Igor discuss haptic torture, learn to shuffle, and anxiously await Frog Holland in Uncharted 2. They also begin the third Tournament of Things to decide once-and-for-all which special Pokémon has the best cry. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: WWWW on YouTube, walking AI, QWOP. "If Uncharted 2 becomes the biggest box office hit of the decade, I'll eat a shoe."

Dustin and Igor finish the second (and reveal the next) Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm Igor reviews Captain Phillips and Finding Forrester. They also discuss Dustin's quest for his local butcher and the new generation. References: new and opposite-of-improved State Street logo, Aflac Duck, first Aflac commercial, Japanese Aflac commercial, Monster Tour Water, Monster case study. "People are people too."

Dustin and Igor remember Futurama and misremember The Simpsons Movie. Dustin also reviews Invincible. The two also discuss Malcolm Gladwell's Blink yet again. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: opposite George, average asian, Korean Conan, gibberish English, more gibberish English. "I think the best I can hope for is that I can be a cautionary tale to future generations, so that they can lead a better life than I do."

Dustin and Igor get greasy, get smelly, chat chicken, and discuss Malcolm Gladwell's Blink again. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Revisionist History, pothole pizza, cheese? "Maybe that's like a subconscious fetish I have for things that start with M."

Dustin and Igor recount Count Binface and Count Chocula, blow some whistles, and discuss Malcolm Gladwell's Blink. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Weetabix, rainboll. "Canadians are getting dumber."

Dustin and Igor discuss television, politics, and movies. They also concoct a non-alcoholic beverage. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: cylindrical projection, Druk. "I know it used to symbolize a penis, but what does it symbolize now?"

Dustin and Igor review The Super Mario Bros. Movie, again; remember how Sonic used to be; and lie about Pinocchio. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: DKC; Kirby, in the flesh; whale bird. "He does have a swirly D."

Dustin and Igor discuss Neon King Genesis of the Hill Evangelion. Igor reviews the X-Men prequels. Dustin rants. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Propane Genesis Evangelion, X-Men '97. "Maybe I'm sexist, but I always think of a stereotypical, built, masculine figure."

Dustin and Igor canonize, beatify, and venerate the lesser known St. Patrick, not necessarily in that order. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: St. Patrick, blue screen vs green screen. "Everybody's going to hell, pretty much."