We're All Dead

We talk movies then ROAST A GUY. Sorry, Mikey.

Back from hiatus! Matt stepped on a screw. A state rep passed away. All glorious fun!

Steven Cowboy Hat and Truck F***** Jones discuss serious things.

Call A24 and tell them the boys from B25 are coming for them.

Matt wrote a serious book, but we only talk about silly stuff instead.

This episode is funny because we're funny and we like you. Give us a chance, for gods sake.

Chris sees No Doubt at the Vegas Sphere while Matt survives in a jungle. And yes, we talk data centers.

"Looksmaxxing" just means putting on lotion, you silly goose.

The boys get silly and show off those improv skills. We're All Dead, so why not have fun first.

Chris broadcasts from a San Diego vacation. Matt worked on a lawyer commercial. Oh yeah, fun fact. These episodes are super funny and you're missing out.

Incredible comedian and former-journalist Bill Davis joins us to discuss comedy and cat butts.

Matt and Chris discuss the Olympic athlete that attended a certain dinner.

Rabies, the matrix, scientology and Jesus. Matt and Chris basically solve all these topics, so no need to bring them up again. This is it, okay? The internet has reached enough content.

Matt and Chris welcome their new overseas listeners then immediately talk about the stupidest things possible.

This episode is hilarious and not just taping a room.

An astronaut lost the ability to speak. 12 tons of Kit Kats were stolen. Another normal week on planet Earth.

We're joined by the hilarious Dan Hanf to talk about normal stuff like tentacle fetishes and Nuremberg.

We celebrate St. Paddy's with comedian Brian Hoolihan! He owns the greenest jacket ever made and it annoyed everyone in Ireland.

Chris decides we should focus on one topic because he bought a vest with lures.

The boys talk about A24's new movie The Backrooms. As well as very intellectual stuff like Goat Simulator 3 and a podcaster getting choked out by a UFC fighter. Subscribe now! [email protected]

The boys are in different moods.

We talk about Valentine's, but also we rap and talk about buying the domain FourLeggedLawyer dot com for some reason. I promise this show is funny probably.

Chris went on a non-extraditable vacation!

Matt and Chris received minor international attention and it made them insane.

Matt did some international espionage while Chris became a lawyer. Also OJ is involved. We're so sorry.

Chris kicks Matt in his Golden Globes.

Matt blew up his kitchen.

The boys solve every single problem. [email protected]

Matt was a juror on a murder trial. For real.

We're joined by a guy named Chester. Obviously.

We celebrate Matt's birthday and pitch ideas on "Bad Shark Tank." Don't miss out!   Email: [email protected]  

Hope you like improv. [email protected]    

Subs, comedy, time travel, and the OTHER guy named Doctor Dre. We cover it all with our incredible guest Thomas Dots. Thomas LITERALLY used to sleep at the bottom of the ocean and now he's back on the surface hanging with us! Email: [email protected]

Matt would like to apologize. Also, just listen to this if you haven't. It's actually funny. Do I have to beg you? What the hell is wrong with you?!   [email protected]

Finally! The show becomes very professional and informative and not just two fools saying things! [email protected]

We explore Woody Harrelson conspiracies, Brazilian waxes, an alternate version of Glengarry Glen Ross and sumo-wrestlers with hilarious guest Dan Hanf!

Chris has a strong opinion about cinema. Hit us up at [email protected]

I'm way too tired to think of a description. Sorry. Don't listen to this.

The boys come up with a blockbuster movie idea. Email: [email protected]

AI think Chris' name is Crungus now and this is what AI thinks about this episode: "Matt and Crungus explore a variety of topics ranging from the absurdities of modern parenting and the state of the world to the complexities of masculinity in politics. They share humorous anecdotes, delve into the impact of family dynamics on personal beliefs, and reflect on the importance of creativity and humor in navigating life's challenges. The conversation also touches on the film industry, animal behavior, and the significance of sincerity in therapy, all while maintaining a light-hearted and comedic tone." [email protected]

Henry Riggs of Nameless Numberhead Comedy joins Matt for fun while Chris snoozes away like a dang fool. Check out https://www.namelessnumberhead.com/ for live shows and more!

Comedian Andy Livengood returns to the podcast! Sorry about that title. Blame Dr. Pepper. All are welcome to laugh. Subscribe to  @WereAllDeadPodcast  today!

We're joined by comedian/podcaster Lindsay Collins (Effin B Radio) for a hilarious episode of We're All Dead... the podcast rated #1 by a guy who read The New Yorker once. Email: [email protected]

We're joined by the hilarious Dan Hanf to talk planking on graves, hipster cowboys and other normal topics. Subscribe, you lazy bum. Phone: 323-379-2322 Email: [email protected]

There's no other way to say it. Chris got his holes wet and it ruined the podcast. [email protected] Tell us about all your hole problems.

Seriously, a blind man can see out of his tooth now. This episode we say lots of dumb things, but we're JFKidding. Thanks for listening, WAD Squad. Leave us a message at [email protected] or 323-379-2322

Matt and Chris discuss the new Zach Cregger film Weapons. (SPOILER ALERT!) Story, symbology, real life influences... the meaning of 2:17. All is revealed on this special episode of We're All Dead. Leave us a message at [email protected] Call us at 323-379-2322

Brian Cox lazily endorses hamburgers for more money than you'll make in a lifetime. Enjoy the episode! Ask a question or send a message! [email protected] Or call (323) 379-2322

The boys are finally together for an epic reunion! Matt and Chris drink way too much coffee and come face to face for the first time. Fresh out of a Cypress Hill concert the boys battle with healing crystals. Ask a question or send a message! [email protected] Or call (323) 379-2322

The boys have a very macho pitch meeting. Email: [email protected] Leave us a message at (323) 379-2322