We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives Podcast

Christy and Anthony talk Jonas Bros mishaps again....It's the Lord's day on Wisteria Lane and a whole lot of nothing happens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the aftermath of the tornado, Bree tries to pimp out Andrew to get her house fixed, Lynette goes to spread Ida's ashes, Gabby tries to get the laundered money back, and Susan wants her new house guest to stay forever. Apologies for the delay here..... Acast locked us out :( Extended version with a glimpse of Anthony's child actor past on YouTube! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christy and Anthony talk labubus and crazy neighborhood drowning.....Huge natural disaster takes the lane in this MEGA EPISODE!Sorry for the massive delay... we yapped for 2 straight hours and I had to cut out a lot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ENTER: CO HOST ANTHONY LOUIS LEE!!!Christy and Anthony chat about religious woes and the blazing LA heat..In this meaty episode, Lynette finds out the "dark" secret of her mother and stepfathers divorce, Andrew and Bree finally truly reconcile, Gabby drugs Carlos so he doesn't go to the police about suspected to be dead Victor, and Susan sets Julie up with a drug dealer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Summer and Christy have Freaky Friday'd locations a little bit...Summer talks cats on the roof, and Christy has more harrowing journeys. Gabby leaves Victor in the middle of the ocean, Bree gets her new baby snipped, Susan finds out Mike's an addict, and Lynette tries to pawn her mom off to her sisters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Summer and Christy talk cloudy days and more coyotes. Halloweentime on Wisteria Lane and it's very spooky. Susan meets Mike's father in prison, Lynette goes possum hunting, Gabby tries to leave Victor (again), and Frankenstein delivers Danielle's baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wisteria Lane bands together against the gays new fountain, Katherine and Lynette run for president of the homeowners association, Gabby runs into her teenage ex again, Bree goes searching for her pregnant daughter, and Susan is being a people pleaser.Christy and Summer talk kitty problems and harrowing journeys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wisteria Lane is full of PESTS! Susan humiliates herself in-front of her new neighbors, Bob and Lee, Carlos becomes an STD Superspreader, Lynette buys a wig, and Bree deals with a surprise party and a surprise guest. Also, Mrs Simms dies.Christy and Summer mainly talk Summer's continuous tales of desperation upon moving to LA. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lynette's mom makes her weed brownies, Susan goes to a new OBGYN, Gabby makes Carlos jealous, and Katherine covers up a family secret. Summer has a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, and Christy talks Splash Mountain trauma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Susan disciplines Julie thanks to Mike, Lynette wants a chemo buddy, Gaby tries to get out of being Lynette's chemo buddy, and Bree crashes out over pie.PLEASE help our pod be better and take this SURVEYSummer and Christy talk car rentals and LA public transportation (AGAIN), Purple Cherry, and more!Subscribe to PATREON to listen ad-free and watch our other antics, including baking Bree's blueberry muffinsJOIN THE DISCORD!...or the less popular subredditTake a look at MERCH that's coming soon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Edie survives her suicide attempt, Gabby and Carlos begin an illicit affair, Bree freaks people out. with her fake bump, and Susan freaks out over possible menopause. We also meet a new woman on the lane... KATHERINE. Summer and Christy talk car rental troubles, expired credit. cards, having opps, and NEW PATREON CONTENT!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apologies for the terrible soft audio on Summer's end...didn't know the mic wasn't on the whole time :/In this episode, Bree pretends to be pregnant, Lynette gets an unexpected visit from her mother, Gaby marries Victor, and Susan is unusually selfless.Summer and Christy discuss Los Angeles public transportation, snitches, and the definition of flashback.JOIN THE DISCORD!WEIGH IN:Flashback?Cold-open flash forward moment in time? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Susan and Gaby go full-on Bride Wars, Edie wants to have a baby with Carlos, and Lynette hates Tom.Summer and Christy discuss moving to Los Angeles and the heinous institution that is CreditKarma.JOIN THE DISCORD!JOIN THE PATREON! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Edie bribes Travers into wanting to visit more, Gaby gets a modicum of power that goes to her head, Lynette faces her feelings for Rick, and Susan goes rogue on the hunt for Mike.Summer and Christy discuss moving cross-country, cross-country flight woes, literal cat fights, and much, much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gabby wages war against Edie, Lynette goes out with her new boyfriend Rick, and Susan makes a choice. Summer and Christy talk unfortunate doctor appointments, bullying men, and make a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Watch Big Hit Pending here ....... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Susan hastily plans her wedding while Mike tries to win her back, Gaby and Victor are caught in a scandal, Lynette does her best to keep the restaurant afloat, and Edie and Carlos violate people's privacy.Summer and Christy discuss Happy Color, Sunday routines, impending cat playdates, and Summer's vertical A Trade of Hearts.JOIN THE DISCORD!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Edie and Carlos have "rematch sex," Susan discovers that Ian is STILL jealous of Mike, Gaby makes Victor jealous, and, as usual, Lynette RUNS THE WHOLE PIZZERIA FOR TOM.Summer and Christy discuss vices, toy fairs, spring breakers, and soooooo much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this filler episode, Gaby goes shopping at Victor's ex-wife's closet, Lynette and Tom fight over pizzeria uniforms, Edie tries to seduce Carlos, and Susan meets Ian's kooky British parents.Summer and Christy talk Santa Monica, Disneyland, and more!JOIN THE DISCORD!!! (or else)NEW MERCH is here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This ep is a little kooky and all about the men. Mike and Ian fight over Susan, Carlos has an interrupted date, Tom tries to plan his anniversary, and Orson deals with a family emergency.Summer and Christy talk scheduling conflicts and more really INSANE celeb run-ins.JOIN THE DISCORD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

JOIN OUR DISCORD!!!In this episode, Gaby thinks she slept with Zach, Lynette does damage control on the pizzeria, Susan can get Mike exonerated and MOTHER HODGE OFFICIALLY LOSES IT AND TRIES TO KILL BREE.Summer and Christy discuss CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS, demon voices, and urinals.Tiktok and IG @wearegoingtotellMerchWe aren't even pushing the Facebook group anymore Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SORRY for our mics being hot!!!In this episode, Bree wants Orson to go to the cops, Susan attends Jane's funeral, Gaby goes on a date with one of Zach's lawyers, and Lynette disagrees with Tom about how he wants to run the pizzeria.Summer and Christy have A LOT TO CATCH YOU UP ON.Will be posting an exclusive cut from this episode to our Patreon!Watch this episode on YouTube Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas break!Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy New Year! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Lynette fakes sick to help Tom with the pizzeria, Gaby goes on a date with Zach to help Susan get Mike out of jail, and Bree deals with the issue of Alma.Summer and Christy read hate comments from Reddit and talk making amends, funky phone calls, and so much more.Leave a comment on THIS Reddit thread about how much you love to hear us giggleFACEBOOK GROUPMERCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back after our (inadvertent) Thanksgiving hiatus!**YouTube video is a bit delayed due to technical difficulties*In this episode, Gaby deals with a potential stalker situation, Bree confronts the Alma situation head-on, Susan worries about Julie having sex, and Lynette secretly helps Tom acquire a liquor license.Summer and Christy discuss perpetual Sondheim callbacks, the beauty of the Delta One Lounge, perpetual pre-Thanksgiving rich people dinners, and Rachel Green.(Episode coverage starts at 37:55)PARTICIPATE IN OUR FANFIC CONTEST! Info on IG @wearegoingtotellDM Mark Moses and tell him to be on the podcastJoin our SUBREDDIT and jump into the discussionJoin our FACEBOOK GROUP and talk to usCheck out our MERCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WE SAW WICKED! Christy and Summer discuss it ... A lot. Susan calls the cops on Orson, Bree stages a dramatic dinner party, Lynette is dealing with sociopath Kayla, and Gaby learns she's not ready to date. ... also sorry sound is all over the place tried to record in person again. :( Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Bree and Susan fight over whose man killed Monique, Gaby falls for the dad of one of the little girls she coaches, and Lynette accidentally sets an angry mob on Art.Summer and Christy talk Wicked, mostly.Follow us on TikTok and IG! @wearegoingtotellJoin our SUBREDDIT and jump into the discussionJoin our FACEBOOK GROUP and talk to usCheck out our MERCHSub our Patreon (below) if you can't get enough of us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Sorry if it sounds like we're underwater at points we are working on it!!!) Plus we're EARLY this week instead of devastatingly late ;)In this episode, Gaby teaches little girls how to become models, Lynette's suspicions of Art reach new heights, Susan makes an enemy of Ian's butler Rupert, and Bree tries to do what she thinks is in Gloria's best interests.Summer and Christy talk Halloween 2024 and Miss Sabrina Carpenter, the World Series, and obviously WICKED!Follow us on TikTok and IG! @wearegoingtotellJoin our SUBREDDIT and jump into the discussionJoin our FACEBOOK GROUP and talk to usCheck out our MERCHSub our Patreon (below) if you can't get enough of us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Gaby goes back to modeling, Lynette tries to quell Parker's fears, Susan tries to discipline Julie, and Bree brings Orson's mother back into his life.Summer and Christy discuss dog attacks, Paris, the Jonas Brothers, the Golden Girls, accidental theft, and more.Follow us on TikTok and IG! @wearegoingtotellJoin our SUBREDDIT and jump into the discussionJoin our FACEBOOK GROUP and talk to usCheck out our MERCHSub our Patreon (below) if you can't get enough of us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Carolyn Bigsby officially loses it.Summer and Christy discuss their perspectives on the mishaps of Summer's zany birthday party, annoying agents, having the spins, Z-O-M-B-I-E-S, and much more!Chat with us! We love answering DMs on Instagram and Tiktok @wearegoingtotellStart conversations in our SUBREDDITSubscribe to our PATREON for fun exclusive contentBuy our MERCH or request the kind of merch you'd want us to make! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

LIVE FROM NEW YORK! The women get druuuuunk! Susan gets back together with Ian after seeing Mike snuggling up to Edie, Lynette and Tom have a fight over the pizza restaurant, Bree is being harassed by Carolyn Bisbee, and Gabby falls for one of Carlos schemes. Summer and Christy talk birthday woes, terrible men, new phones, and more.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Lynette is dismayed to learn Tom's new dream is to open a pizzeria, Susan tries to jog Mike's memory and kidnaps him, Gaby and Carlos keep trying to one-up each other, and Bree disciplines Danielle who seeks constant attention.Summer and Christy discuss free ice cream, spotted lantern flies, hot dog speakeasies and tiki bars, and more.Our IG and Tiktok are @wearegoingtotellCheck out our MERCH! We have cute phone cases and apparel and are always taking requests for custom items ;)Join our SUBREDDIT! Join our FACEBOOK GROUP!DM us anytime, we love hearing from you!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, MIKE DELFINO WAKES UP FROM HIS COMA! Too bad Susan is in the mountains with Ian when it happens...Lynette struggles with Parker's lack of athleticism, Gaby tries to convince Carlos she doesn't love him anymore and that they won't get back together, and Bree learns a truth about Andrew that horrifies her, and then one about Danielle that also horrifies her.Summer and Christy chat Summer's most desperate moment to date about an evil cheating man, wedding day fiascos, Christy's solo trip to the beach in Santa Barbara, and more.For a visual, watch us on YouTube!FACEBOOK GROUPSUBREDDITMERCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girls are all going away! Gabby and Lynette go on a spa trip that takes some unexpected turns, Susan and Ian go to the mountains, and Bree cancels her honeymoon to go find Andrew. Meanwhile on the lane, sparks are flying with Julie and Austin and Mike wakes up!!Christy and Summer talk public transportation struggles and how fun it is to be a girl. A lot of Patreon content coming so be sure to subscribe now!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Bree is getting married to Orson (to the girls' chagrin), Lynette tries to pair Nora up with literally any man at all, Gaby and Carlos's divorce gets underway, and Susan goes on a mess of a date with Ian.Christy and an inebriated Summer talk blasts from the past, run-ins with modern-day crooners, the sweet scent of cat food, and more.Talking about DHW starts at 19:50.WATCH US ON YOUTUBE!MERCHSUBREDDITFACEBOOK GROUP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FINALLY. SEASON 3 IS UPON US.In this episode, Bree gets engaged to Orson, Susan tends to Mike in the hospital, Lynette deals with crazy Nora, and Gaby becomes an indentured servant to Xiao Mei.Summer and Christy have LOTS to discuss, including even more airport debacles, awkward celebrity encounters, the Disney Legends ceremony and iconic imagineers, and the art of winking.Talking about the DHW episode begins around 37:00.Join our FACEBOOK GROUP and chat with us!Follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @wearegoingtotellSUBREDDITMERCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WE MET MARCIA CROSS AGAIN!!!In this episode, Bree makes a desperate escape from the psych ward, Gaby finds out about Carlos and Xiao Mei, Susan LOVES Mike, and Lynette is forced to meet the mother of Tom's first child.Summer and Christy discuss TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, multiple airport debacles, running into favorite celebrities on the streets of Los Angeles, and MEETING MARCIA CROSS for the second time at her play, "The Substance of Fire" in Santa Monica!!!Fun (potentially dangerous) drinking game: Take a shot every time Summer says "yeah..."REDDITMERCHFACEBOOK GROUP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, we get lots of flashbacks to when Mary Alice met each of the Housewives!Bree is still in the psych ward, Lynette takes her kids to a seedy motel, Susan moves herself and her daughter into a disgusting RV, and Gaby worries for Carlos's fate. Plus, we learn the truth behind the Applewhites' checkered past.Summer and Christy discuss CRAZY WEEKS, cat birthdays, and Paris. And impromptu phone calls to small businesses! Follow us on tiktok and instagram @wearegoingtotell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Lynette follows Tom to Atlantic City to spy on him, Susan tries to get Edie to admit her crime, Gaby struggles with Xiao Mei's pregnancy, and Bree has a nervous breakdown despite her best intentions.Summer and Christy talk spontaneous drinks with Brits, Jack-in-the-Box, Lost, mysterious flulike symptoms, FRIENDSHIP, and more.MERCH (we made some cute phone cases)SUBREDDITFACEBOOK GROUP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi guys! Sorry for the tech issues and late uploads - its been a battle, but back in LA so should be back on schedule! Christy and Summer talk celeb sightings and passport issues. Susan's secret about Carl gets revealed, Gabby forces Xiao Mei to be a surrogate, Bree loses it with Andrew, and Lynette does everything to try to keep Tom's job. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gabby has baby mama drama, Susan hides her affair, Bree gets her sponsor's sponsor thrown in jail, and Lynette sexts her boss' wife. Chrisy and Summer talk High school reunion, killing roaches (again...?) and a lot of other stuff.So sorry this was late!!! So many tech issues, once again. :( Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Lynette's son wants to know about the birds and the bees, Gaby pawns off her brand new baby on Xiao Mei, Bree and Andrew are forced to work things out as a family, and Susan questions her feelings for Karl and introduces us to ORSON HODGE!!!Christy and Summer talk trying times at Jax's Studio City, forgotten keys, vampire lore and spray and more.Join our Facebook groupFollow us on Tiktok and IG @wearegoingtotellMERCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Bree pursues her AA sponsor while Lynette prepares a deposition in the Van De Kamp emancipation case, Gaby and Carlos learn that the baby they want to adopt has a father, and Susan and Karl are caught red-handed by Edie.Summer and Christy talk wedding day mishaps, not-so-stranger danger, and pitching another future show starring Dr. Ron.MERCH (check out our Predatory Divorcee hats)Join our Facebook group and our Subreddit! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gabby and Carlos are courting a woman for her baby, Lynette is judging another mother in the office, Bree is blacking out at a department store in the middle of the day, and Susan has 3 men fighting over her. Christy and Summer talk the Mets, Memorial Day weekend, a new business proposal, and go on a lot of tangents this ep. SOCIALS: @Wearegoingtotell come say hi!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Susan gets her splenectomy and a crazy love note from Dr. Ron, Gaby and Carlos try to adopt a baby, Bree refuses to buy her entitled son a car, and Lynette deals with Tom feeling emasculated AGAIN.Summer and Christy discuss the latest Wicked trailer, the fully conscious baby, TV recaps and flashbacks, Osama, and more.Follow us @wearegoingtotellFacebook GroupSubredditMerch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Susan and Karl agree to commit insurance fraud, Gaby's mom offers to be a surrogate for her and Carlos, Lynette has babysitter issues and pawns her kids off on alcoholic Bree.Summer and Christy discuss international travel, the Sherman Oaks middle school fair, small men, and much more!Pardon any background construction noise in Los Angeles County.Apologies if we repeat ourselves or jokes at all! We had massive technical difficulties!Follow us @wearegoingtotellJoin our FB group and subreddit! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back!!! sorry for missing a week - blame Summer's illness. Bree investigates the Applewhites, Lynette deals with obnoxious male office antics, Susan commits insurance fraud, and Gabby rescues a slave. Christy and Summer talk airline anxiety, TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT, Bobs Big Boy after hours, and a lot of other stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Susan is hesitant to let Dr. Ron perform her splenectomy, Gaby is threatened by Carlos with an annulment, Bree deals with Danielle and Matthew's blooming relationship, and Lynette deals with a wishy-washy Tom who suddenly wants to work again.Summer and Christy talk passport crises, getting locked out, surgery, Jojo Siwa and baby agelessness. And also the thing where you hang flowers that we don't know the name of.Follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @wearegoingtotell - DM us your Dirty Laundry to read anonymously on our bonus episodes!FACEBOOK GROUPREDDITMERCHYou Sly Dog shirts now available! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We were so delighted to chat with the lovely Charlie Babcock who played Stu on season 2!!!The three of us discuss car repairs, freak earthquakes, DoorDash dramas, and the lore of Stu.Contains minor spoilers around the 31:50 to 34 minute mark.MERCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Gaby pressures Carlos to beat up a sleazy photographer, Susan goes to absurd lengths to get a date with a hot doctor, Bree gets arrested, and Lynette wants Tom to face his worst fear.Summer and Christy talk comedic funerals, getting wine drunk, vasectomies, and bedside manner.Follow us on IG and Tiktok @wearegoingtotellMERCHREDDITFACEBOOK GROUP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Gaby and Lynette fight over a kiss, Bree gets blackmailed by Andrew, and Susan forgets everything Zach did to her and tries to help connect Zach and Mike.Summer and Christy discuss unpaid work in Hollywood, drunken Disneyland antics, wishing Vecna a happy birthday, and much more.REDDITMERCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.