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We’re Not Nordic

by Chuck and Jay

Listen as two washed up punk rock dudes revisit movies and music maligned by the general public or critics. Does it hold up? Does it deserve a second chance? Find out as we blindly pull from a bag and discuss our thoughts in our segment called “Punching Bags”. [email protected]

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Episodes

  1. Chillin With Chuck #14

    Chuck reviews the new Sony Marvel movie Madame Web and starts a new music review segment. Email [email protected]

  2. Chillin With Chuck #13

    Happy New Year Yall! This week Chuck is chillin with Darryl from the Superior Hero Show talking about a whole bunch of movies coming out in 2024. As always, send all questions/complaints to [email protected] and check out Darryl’s podcast here:...

  3. Weezin The Juice #3 - Make Believe

    Chuck takes you on a poorly researched dive into Weezer’s 5th LP, 2005’s “Make Believe”. Email: [email protected]. Insta: @notnordicpod

  4. 74 - Saw: Jack Daniels Wing Sauce

    This week we review new music by E Town Concrete and Taking Back Sunday, plus the top 100 Halloween costumes for 2023, the November movie preview, and the return of sequel mania with Phantasm 4: Oblivion and Saw 3D. Audio note: for some reason this episode gets static-y a few times but it’s still...

  5. Weezin The Juice #2 - Maladroit

    Join Chuck on a poorly researched look back at Weezer’s 4th LP. Email: [email protected] Insta: @notnordicpod

  6. 73 - his makeup didn’t even look cool!

    The app we record on crashed about a half hour in and the audio was unrecoverable so this weeks show is a bit shorter. We still have an abbreviated segment where we talk about our dream music memorabilia, 90s alt rock digressions featuring Smashing Pumpkins, the Toadies and Seven Mary Three plus…

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  7. 72 - Music. Why?

    The car is full again this week and we talk about new/rereleased music by Blink 182, Green Day and Code Orange. We also continue our mac and cheese discussion and much more. Punching Bags: Public Announcement “All Work, No Play” and Spawn (1997)

  8. Weezin The Juice #1 - The Green Album

    This week Chuck starts a deep dive into the much maligned post-Pinkerton Weezer discography. This will be a semi-regular feature, so join Chuck (and hopefully the occasional guest) as he explores the good, the bad, and the rad(itude). As always, our email is [email protected] and follow us…

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  9. Chillin With Chuck # 12

    Chuck is in the car solo this week doing a quick review of “A Haunting In Venice” and an October movie preview. Send any emails you’d like read on the air to [email protected]. Insta: @notnordicpod

  10. 71 - Doordash It To The Prison

    This week we have some pro wrestling talk, last meals on death row, Demo Days with Joel (@thigh_thigh_my_darling) and more. Punching Bags: Ace of Base “The Bridge” and Exit to Eden. Send emails you want read on the show to [email protected] Insta: @notnordicpod

  11. 70 - The Glis Factor

    This week we review the new Chik Fil A sandwich and the new Porcell band, a listener emails with a rant about No Doubt, we get trolled by The Rolling Stones, and lots more. Punching bags: D3 The Mighty Ducks and The Proclaimers “Sunshine on Leith” Send all questions/comments/criticisms to...

  12. 69 - 69 DUUUUUDES

    We made it you guys. Episode 69. Congratulations to all of us. Aaaaaaaaannnnnnyyywaaaaayyyy….this week we debut a new segment about bands people used to be in called Demo Days. We also have a long talk about summer jams and make a playlist for your convenience, and Jay takes a Seinfeld themed…

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  13. 68 - Bouquet of Balderdash

    Rap snacks, snakes in a toilet (not on a plane), potato chip March Madness (who’s the king? Ruffles? Pringles? None of the above?) punching bag review of Madea Goes To Jail, lots more. Send questions/comments/complaints you’d like read on the show to [email protected]. Insta: @notnordicpod

  14. 67 - John Rybeck

    Battle rap chat, B movie legend Clint Howard goes for the Banger War crown, punching bag reviews of the second CIV LP and the unbearable Dana Carvey vehicle “Master of Disguise”.

  15. 66 - From the Boot to the Bonnet

    Discussions of internet dating and 3D printed meat. A new segment highlighting the brilliance of Nicholas Cage. Punching bag reviews of another 90s one hit wonder and an obscure Dan Akroyd flick.

  16. 65 - Jet Sounds 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Some Super Bowl/halftime show chat two weeks later, Denzel Washington steps into the Banger War ring, Punching Bag reviews of a bizarrely titled Dave Matthews Band album and a gymnastics movie starring Jeff Bridges (mistakenly referred to by Jay as “Jeff Daniels” at least once) as the hardass coach.

  17. 64 - Hot Puns

    Fantasy casting a remake of Face Off, Glenn Danzig’s new cowboy movie, Gina Carano, more Eve 6 chat, lots more

  18. Jammin With Jay #5. Talking with my whole mouth, not Courtney Love style.

    Jay talks about his previous podcast and maybe making it a segment. It started when he saw The Godfather. What movies have you seen with food that enticed you? Was it Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pizza? Was National Lampoons European Vacation Audrey nightmare? Was it Willy Wanka and the chocolate...

  19. 63 - Debt Damage

    In this episode, a listener suggests we listen to the worst song ever recorded (The Shaggs). News stories about 711, Cheese and a Panera bread glove. Banger War against Samuel L Jackson and Robert Dinero. The punching bags we review are: MUSIC: Grateful Dead Dick’s Picks Volume 33 10/10/1976...

  20. 62 - Jet Sounds

    A jam packed episode featuring a ska quiz, ICP chat, a cameo by a law enforcement officer, and much more

  21. 61 - Brainy quotes from regular people

    Jay is super mad at Will Ferrell and the lead singer of Semisonic, among others

  22. 60 - Seasonally Aroused

    Eve 6 Twitter, banger war, New Years movies, lots more

  23. Chillin With Chuck # 11

    In lieu of a new episode this week, we present this, a nearly hourlong totally free form conversation between Chuck and TJ aka Tony Toenail. I’m not sure this is the funniest thing we’ve ever done, but it’s honest and real. Hope you like it. Back next week with 100% more Jay.

  24. 59 - Haley Joel Osmond

    2 part banger war, 3 part Black Christmas review, Chuck shows off his thespian skills

  25. 58 - The Hottest Babe I Ever Babed

    McRib chat, Jack Frost double feature, Lots of movie news

  26. 57 - Hello Sebastian

    Undertaker Cameos, 90s Junk Food, two different vomit stories

  27. 56 - James Hetfield and Kirk Cameron

    Monolith chat, Lots and lots of TJ, Bill Murray defends his Banger War crown

  28. Thanksgiving 2020 mini-sode

    In lieu of a full episode this holiday week, we hit you with a couple Thanksgiving movie reviews. Thanks for listening, it means the world. Back next week with a full one.

  29. 55 - Bus-Ted

    A new game, a listener request banger war, Aaron Carter

  30. 54 - Pure Vegan Tears

    We taste lots of snacks with WOTS and do a deep dive into Dungeons and Dragons with DM of the show Greg. (Fair warning: the D&D segment was recorded remotely has some audio issues.)

  31. 53 - Jar Jar Snow

    A long chat about 90s music, chicken scented fire logs, Jay wishes Vince Vaughn would shut up

  32. WNN Halloween Special

    A short spooky bonus episode for all yall!

  33. 52 - Don’t Go Jason Waterfalls

    Green Day, horror movies, and the final installment of Sequel-mania. Happy Halloween!

  34. 51 - Seating Neve Campbell, Party of Five!!

    It’s the heart of spooky season, so enjoy some spooky jokes, spooky news, spooky movie reviews.

  35. 50 - If it ain’t got a good stench, I ain’t lightin it

    A supersized 50th episode featuring an ask us anything, a Cameo Quiz, and lots of yelling

  36. 49 - Macaw the Cops

    Chuck says goodbye to one of his heroes, TJ doesn’t like Taylor Swift, Jay’s new favorite movie is Children of the Corn 9

  37. 48 - Was It Ever Released Question Mark

    Chuck aces another movie trailer quiz, we have a lot of thoughts about Jupiter Ascending, and more movies are announced for the newly named “Punching Bags: Sequel-mania”

  38. 47 - Kraptana

    Shit knives, Van Halen chat, baconeggncheese ice cream, October spooky punching bags, lots more

  39. Chillin With Chuck # 10

    Jay and WOTS are down the shore celebrating their anniversary so Chuck talks to himself (and hopefully you) for awhile about some stuff he’s been into lately.

  40. 46 - Manatee Chicken Tender

    Weirdly shaped chicken tenders, lots of TJ time, and an absolutely unwatchable Adam Sandler movie NOTES: the sound quality is not great again. I’m not sure why but we’ll keep working on it. It’s a marathon not a sprint. Also, without thinking, I used the word “Indian” a couple times during the...

  41. 45 - My Novelty Steam Punk Hat

    A deep dive battle between Robin Williams and Danny Devito, music memorabilia discussions, last Chuck spoken word for awhile (we promise) NOTE - we tried a different setup this week and the audio is a little Yonked at times but its mostly listenable. Just a warning.

  42. 44 - Fresh Prince - The Gritty Reboot

    We talk about a bunch of stuff for 45 minutes then Jay loses his mind for the last 15. RIP Jay.

  43. 43 - Don’t Want No Short Short Board

    Video store chat, we sample some of the new Lays chips and a 10 out of 10 punching bag review.

  44. THE BEST OF WE’RE NOT NORDIC (VOLUME 1 HOPEFULLY)

    Hey since we’re not doing a new show tonight, I threw together a few of my favorite moments from the first year and a half of the show. Hope you enjoy and we will be back with a new one soon. - Chuck

  45. 42 - We Can Be Heroes

    Because we are such good people, we take time out in the middle of the show to rescue a dog. Enjoy.

  46. 41 - Leonardo Dicraprio

    Buffet chat, a guest joke by a 5 year old, a new quiz, and lots more

  47. 40 - Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton

    A whole HOUR of TJ time, Chuck joins LFO, lots more

  48. 39 - Wine Em, Dine Em, 22 Em

    Jay invents a new sex slang, a playlist from Soul Sister of the Show Brooke, poisonous snake chat, lots more

  49. 38 - 2000 Cigs

    Week 3 of our unplanned Jack Black film festival, talk of real life Spidermen, some ska chat

  50. 37 - Al’s a Bastard

    We talk Hanson, some reggae band’s search for a lead guitarist, and are joined live for the first time ever by Wife of the Show Melissa.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Listen as two washed up punk rock dudes revisit movies and music maligned by the general public or critics. Does it hold up? Does it deserve a second chance? Find out as we blindly pull from a bag and discuss our thoughts in our segment called “Punching Bags”. [email protected]

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Listen as two washed up punk rock dudes revisit movies and music maligned by the general public or critics. Does it hold up? Does it deserve a second chance? Find out as we blindly pull from a bag and discuss our thoughts in our segment called “Punching Bags”. [email protected]

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