WestEnd Girlz

Thinking about where to live next? Do you fancy a night out in East London, a flat in South London, a family home in North London, or retiring somewhere fancy in the West? Josh has decided that London has a natural progression to life, and he’s here to explain exactly where you should be living at every stage of it. Meanwhile, Charlie is taking us all the way to Puglia, where a house isn’t just a house — it’s a Trullo. From their history and unique construction to Charlie’s own family getting some, she’s here to prove that sometimes all you need in life is a little stone cone-shaped house in the Italian countryside. Can Josh convince Charlie that London living is better, or will we all be packing our bags for Puglia?

Can a few giant rectangles of colour change the way you see the world? Charlie certainly thinks so. This week, she explains why standing in front of a Mark Rothko painting is so much more than just looking at a canvas, and why his work has left such a lasting impression on her. Meanwhile, Josh argues that the local supermarket might be just as important a part of your life. It’s where you know the shortcuts, recognise the regulars, avoid that one painfully slow checkout, and celebrate finding a yellow sticker bargain before anyone else. Can Charlie convince Josh that true beauty belongs in an art gallery, or is the finest masterpiece still the perfectly organised supermarket aisle?

Nothing says summer quite like standing in the smoke around a barbecue, pretending you know when the burgers are done. This week, Josh fires up one of Britain’s greatest traditions, exploring where barbecues came from, how they’re done around the world, and why the British version is obviously the best… even if it does involve burning someone’s sausage. Meanwhile, Charlie takes us on an epic journey through The Odyssey, explaining why Christopher Nolan has created the film of the year and why Zendaya somehow makes every film better just by showing up. Can Charlie convince Josh to swap the garden for the cinema, or is nothing more epic than a disposable barbecue in a British heatwave?

Some marks stay on your school report forever, others stay on your skin. This week, Charlie dives into the history of tattoos, why humans have been marking themselves for centuries, and attempts to convince Josh that everyone looks better with a bit of ink. Meanwhile, Josh takes Charlie back to school, explaining the wonderfully confusing UK education system, from nursery all the way to university. Why are children in Year 11 when they're definitely not eleven years old? Can Charlie finally understand British schools, and can Josh leave this episode with a tattoo appointment booked?

Some people can't wait to spend an evening alone. Charlie is not one of those people. This week, she opens up about learning to enjoy her own company, while Josh attempts to teach her what being alone actually means (hint: talking to someone on the phone doesn’t count). Speaking of terrifying experiences, Josh also shares his very strong opinions on London Underground etiquette. From blocking the doors to having loud phone calls, the Tube is full of people who desperately need a lesson in basic manners. Can Charlie survive an evening with just herself for company, or will she end up chatting to strangers on the District line?

Why are pigeons the most hated birds in Britain when they're just trying their best? Josh is on a mission to convince Charlie (and the rest of the world) that pigeons deserve far more love than they get. Meanwhile, Charlie dives into how humans are also deserving of love by looking at our attachment styles and asks whether being a little dependent on your partner is actually healthier than pretending you don't need anyone at all. Turns out Josh has spent years running away, Charlie has spent years chasing, and pigeons have been getting relationships right this whole time. Could the secret to love have been hiding in Trafalgar Square?

Is missing out really worth discussing in therapy, or should you just stay home and enjoy the silence? This week, Charlie and Josh dive into the battle between FOMO and JOMO, while celebrating Josh surviving 18 whole years on this planet. Whether you're the first one on the dancefloor or happily watching Netflix in your pyjamas, one thing's for certain: every 18th birthday ends with questionable decisions, far too many drinks, and someone throwing up. Can Charlie and Josh convince each other that they're living life the right way?

Can you really have a drinking problem if it's only one type of drink? Well if you've met Charlie, margaritas are less of a cocktail and more of a personality trait. This week, Josh and Charlie tackle one of life's biggest questions: why is gay clubbing just better? From pop divas and packed dancefloors to the tragic reality of straight club playlists, we'll explore what truly makes a great night out. Can Charlie and Josh convince you that the secret to happiness is hiding under a disco ball with a margarita in hand?

Is anyone else sick of all these TikTok chefs? We get it you can cook, we don’t need to see. Bring back the 2000’s attitudes of never seeing anyone eat, cause then at least you won’t be judged for having no culinary talent! But if you do get stranded on a desert island you may end up starving, just another reason to stay out of the sea. Charlie and Josh seem to be full in on their own personal issues this week, anyone know a counsellor?

When you think the worst has happened to you, trust us, that is just the beginning of something amazing. Remember who you are, order that cheeseburger, tell Alexa to play “Since You’ve Been Gone”, and most importantly, remember how thankful you are that your ex is your ex! If you get cheated on, what better place to recover than in the bustling streets of a city centre? See the sights, get pushed about in the crowds, and pay way too much for a bubble tea. This week, can Charlie and Josh convince you that things that most people think are bad for you - being cheated on and spending time in the centre of a city - are actually good things?

Everyone welcome to Centre Stage!! As our first episode, we decided to bring very strongly hearted topics that make us extremely unique (in a positive way, we hope?), but we also hope we can reach as many people as we can with our unique weirdness. In this case, the less, the merrier. JK, if you’re a ginger kid remember, everything will come to you, effortlessly, in your mid 20s. And if you’re thinking about having friends over, I have the right must-have item for your toilet! Enjoy!!!!! (please come back)