PODCAST · comedy
We've Got Nothing
by Kye & Ben Saunders with DJ Boyce
Hosted by Comedian Kye Saunders, this comedy story-sharing podcast explores a new topic every episode. Joined by her older brother Ben these two siblings exchange moments that left them thinking, "well, at least now I've got a story to tell." New episodes are on Mondays!Want your question answered on the podcast? Please submit your questions to our email at [email protected] us on Instagram! @wevegotnothingpodcast
Episodes
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Lincoln's last days
After two years of mystery, Ben finally reveals the place where he works or instead worked at. Drop your kids off at daycare, argue about what bed to buy, and prepare to get lost; in this episode, Ben tells all about IKEA.
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Lions Gate
Ben finally reveals his place of work. Kye discusses Lionsgate day; a holiday that is manifestation in a parking lot. Then the siblings learn what not to write on their deposit slips at the bank.
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Bargin Bin
Don’t let Ben in an aquarium for disabled animals. Kye learns that banking isn’t easy. Josh doesn’t even have a topic to try to keep the siblings on track. Everything is half off this week.
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Crazies
Weddings are on the brain this week. Ben’s dating the cake boss and who doesn’t love a side hug after “I do”? It’s crazy this week on WGN.
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Karens
Outback, Target, and an undisclosed location, no place is safe from a Woman with a stacked bob and a failing marriage. Someone get the manager this week; we’re talking about Karen’s
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Oopsies
Kye and Ben attempt to teach their dad to gaslight and ask tough questions. Is brute force the best type of pest control? Can a shrug prevent a car accident? How does it feel to be ambushed by the Boy Scouts of America? Oopsies, this is Kye’s new favorite episode.
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Bad Luck
Grab that rabbit's foot and watch for ladders because this week, the trio discusses what happens when your luck runs out. Bad luck follows when you start smoking weed in the fourth grade, run out on a check, and when George Washington becomes involved in your phallic-based art project.
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When Animals Attack
Ben, Kye, and Josh talk about the wild animals of Florida with absolutely no idea what to do when encountering them.
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Shots all around
"Here's to those who've seen us at our worst and our best and can't tell the difference." Ben, Kye, and Josh start this episode with a shot. Pour up and listen to the bizarre drunk remedies the trio has.
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Lies
Always tell the truth unless you’re using Hinge or failing a class. The truth will set you free but lie makes for a great episode this week.
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Cults
A group whose leader has sinister intent. A flock willing to concede control. Easy to get in but hard to get out. This week we discuss how even hobbies can get you into a cult.
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Relationships
This week we have a fascinating secret guest to give Josh and Kye the unqualified relationship advice everyone needs to learn the importance of these burning questions: How can you tell you're having sex with a witch? Are you kidnapping your partners alone time? When is the best time to say "I…
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snacks
What you ate when you were little and what you’re eating now are different. Make sure to eat before and hunker down because we’re snacking.
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Cringe
What do Josh's work and the gynecologist's office have in common? Who invites Ben to their wedding an hour before it starts? Throw your snap back on and tighten the straps on your Vera Bradley backpack because we're heading straight into a cringe-fest.
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miscommunication
Ever tried to speak Spanish when tu no entiendas? Are you dyslexic with an iPhone keyboard that’s bullying you? Well, grab some checker fries and a bike lock cause this week, we’re doing our best to talk about miscommunication.
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Bullying
Ben used to have a BBL; Josh hates peanut butter in his chocolate chips, and wait a minute. That girl said Kye was having a relationship with a crocodile? Call your mom and cry at your locker because this week, we’re taking on bullying!
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Cheating
Always bring the cheat sheet to the test, pray there’s a curve and wait! DJ got out of gym class because he was too what? We’re cutting corners and not doing the homework this week!
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First Kiss
Whether it’s the muppets or getting stuck in a tree Ben and Kye know how to set the mood. Put on some Chapstick, check your breath and pucker up because this week we’re talking about first kisses.
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Boys Night!
Grab yourself a drink, turn your location off, and get ready for Saturday since this week's bonus episode is for the Boys. With Kye away, Ben, DJ, and Josh catch up and dive into war, booze and get to the bottom of Brandon’s popularity with NASCAR fans.
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The Outdoors
How many times can you fall off a mountain? What happens at an outdoor concert that’s supposed to have 40 bands but only three show up? Put on some bug spray and pack some cliff bars because this week we’re enjoying the outdoors.
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Chaos
What to do when the pit forms around you at a hard-core show? How do people react to a comedy show they were actively trying to avoid? And wait does josh have a concussion! This week is chaos.
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We've Got Broke Problems
We’re answering the big questions this week: How long can you go without paying for toilet paper? Where can you get the best price for your blood? Let’s get into it because We’ve Got Broke Problems.
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Stage Bombing Into Nothing
Class is officially in session. Pop an Adderall and take notes because this week we are going over stage dive mistakes, the worst places to smoke cigarettes, and how the best prop to bring on stage is a leotard and a fake butt. This will be on the midterm. If you're into the podcast follow us on...
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It's all about awkward baby
Kye, Ben, and Josh cringe their way through this one. Things don’t always land the way you want them to. In this oddly on-topic episode. If you're into the podcast follow us on Instagram: @wevegotnothingpodcast
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Hump Day Special: DJ & Kye
With Ben out for the day, Dj and Kye are set adrift in this chill episode. No topic, no structure, no worries. Take a deep breath, pour yourself a drink, and settle in for this laid back episode of We’ve got nothing
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International Travel
Grab your passports and don't forget to ask your flight attendant for Biscoff cookies, because this week we're going international! We find out why Ben can't be trusted to go through customs, another random everyday item DJ hates, and why Kye should become an exterminator! If you're into the...
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Florida
Throw on your Mickey ears, bust out the old crackpot and baking soda, and let's learn why you might have to zig-zag as this week we discuss our home state of Florida. Or at least we try to. As always things take a turn but this time in a direction that might get steamy.
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School
With DJ lost at sea, Kye and Ben are left marooned in the studio. With one overkill mic between them and Josh at the helm, we ask the hard questions like: How did Kye become prom Queen? What is a mole mate? And will DJ ever be rescued? Grab your composition notebook and turn in your bell work...
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Jobs
Dj finds his place on a sailboat, Ben almost gets murdered by a Nazi, and Kye finds out all the ways that a homeless man can take a dump on private property. Get ready to clock in and never want to clock out this week we’re talking about jobs.
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Road Trips
Hey there Delilah what’s it like to have a restraining order on the Plain White T's? In this episode, we discuss road trips and uncover what happens after you play a show in the basement of the American Football house.
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We've Got Pride
In honor of the last week of pride month, we give you a very special pride episode! Ben and Kye discuss the plights of being a friendly neighborhood bisexual. DJ comes in hot having just got his second Covid shot and one Yerba in his stomach. It's chaotic, it’s gay, it’s the kind of episode you...
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Hobbies
Can a Nerf gun kill? What is The Key West Sickness? Can a city become its own country in an effort to avoid The Border Patrol? Sit down and strap in because the topic may be hobbies who says we had to stay on track on this week's episode! Links for things referenced in this week. Windy Key west...
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Sheltered: Part 2
It’s part two! We had so much to cover about our shelter childhoods we had to give you extra. We discuss Bible man, VeggieTales, and everything else as we get off track. Follow us on our Instagram to watch the Bible man video reference at the beginning of this episode as well as a link to other...
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Sheltered: Part 1
It’s our first two-part episode! This week the gang dives in to uncover how growing up without Pokémon or cable couldn’t stop them from being the weird kids you expect. DJ gets us off the rails and someone lets Ben do a shot before we recorded. Strap in because we’re talking about being sheltered!
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Childhood
This week we finally let Ben explore his favorite type of humor: fart jokes. Grab a ring pop, turn on some nickelodeon, and munch and some dinosaur chicken nuggets because this week kye, Ben, and DJ explore childhood.
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Hump Day Special: Morgan Gallo
Welcome comedian Morgan Gallo as our first guest ever on WGN. Nothing is better than a great party even if that does mean you almost go blind, or die of hypothermia, or are refused Olive Garden breadsticks at a cancer benefit. Let’s party!
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Pets
Furry friends aren’t always friendly. Sometimes a hound will punch you straight in the face after eating your $80. Other times they’re everything you want them to be and more. You may not be able to teach an old dog new tricks but you can trust an old dog to find chicken bones anywhere in the…
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Stage
RIP one of St. Pete's great comedy spots the Iberian Rooster. Her last time on that stage Kye went out with a pop. To the face. Ben proves that lean can go in anyone’s cup and DJ could have watched nudist sing. It’s all about stage time this episode as a comedian, musician, and producer shares...
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We're back!
We're back on our normal schedule! Follow us on Instagram! @wevegotnothingpodcast @KyeSaunders_ Email us: [email protected] DM us for the Discord link!
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Dreaming of staying on topic
What does a sleepwalker see? How did Kye‘s hamster go missing when she was little? What is a dirt button? Find out this week on the season one finale of We've Got Nothing!
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Breakups
What’s the best way to let someone know that it’s over? Does that involve a long walk? Maybe a letter? Or in Kyes case, it’s jumping out of a motorized vehicle. This week the trio discusses breakups and how to do it in all the wrong ways.
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Theft
Did Ben get robbed or did Ben donate to the needy? Why is Kye so obsessed with traffic cones? Find out a sure-fire way to poison kye and the best way to steal from Walmart on this episode of WGN.
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Neighbors
This week on we’ve got nothing Ben and Kye attempt their first ever chill episode. Relax to the soothing knowledge of Tim Allen’s federal crimes, Tallahassee front yards, and how to escape the police after you’ve crapped your pants. You never know who’s going to live next-door but this week we…
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Living Alone
What would you do if a Karen walked into your house to yell your address at you while you're showering? Can a gun box also work as a nightstand? Do we have that manscaped sponsorship yet? Find out as Kye and Ben share the joys of living alone! It’s a Roommate free episode people.
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Camping
Pitch a tent, start a fire, and break out the s’more‘s because this week we’re talking about camping. We answer you’re burning questions about ham, hot oil, and most importantly is DJ a cop?
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Embarrassing story's
In our debut episode, we share embarrassing stories, on various topics and shinanigans.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Hosted by Comedian Kye Saunders, this comedy story-sharing podcast explores a new topic every episode. Joined by her older brother Ben these two siblings exchange moments that left them thinking, "well, at least now I've got a story to tell." New episodes are on Mondays!Want your question answered on the podcast? Please submit your questions to our email at [email protected] us on Instagram! @wevegotnothingpodcast
HOSTED BY
Kye & Ben Saunders with DJ Boyce
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Hosted by Comedian Kye Saunders, this comedy story-sharing podcast explores a new topic every episode. Joined by her older brother Ben these two siblings exchange moments that left them thinking, "well, at least now I've got a story to tell." New episodes are on Mondays!Want your question answered...
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We've Got Nothing is created and hosted by Kye & Ben Saunders with DJ Boyce.
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