What in the Millennial?

What have you missed the last couple of months? We really want to know. And we're really going to tell you. From assigning a letter grade to our year to giving up birthday celebrations to becoming unreachable…we've done it all. Can you think of a better way to spend NYE than with your favorite duo?

We often joke about what will become of us after we cease to grace the earth with our gorgeous bodies, infectious laughter, and glowing personalities, so it's finally time to put pen to paper and finalize the fine details. In the event of the worst-case scenario, here are our guidelines.

Bachelors one through six, each representing a new potential city, fight for Daniel's love and affection via a dating-style episode hosted by Christie. Which city would you pick...and did Daniel make the right choice?

Happy Halloween to all those who celebrate this magical, mystical, deeply religious, celebratory evening of connection to the spirit world. Learn a little of Halloween's herstory as well as how certain cultures celebrate the haunted night of mischief and festivities. You'll never look at Halloween the same!

Let us help you scratch that spooky season itch while we tell you the greatest scary short stories of the internet. If that's not enough, Daniel recaps the entire 2025 version of "I Know What You Did Last Summer," so...

What makes October 3rd the most magical time of the year? Is it Mean Girls? Taylor Swift? Ed….Gein? The answer is all three and we're here to spoil it all for you in telling you why!

Mirror, mirror on the wall, which tarot fate do we befall? Cut the deck and sit a spell, the universe doth wish us well. To best friends, love, life, and charm, the cards read to filth and shall alarm.

Wait…they said WHAT? Ok…not every celebrity brings the brains and beauty that your What in the Mil podcast hosts provide. These unhinged quotes from your favorite (or least favorite) celebrities are real head-scratchers. Sit back as Christie quizzes Daniel on these infamous quotes.

What else is there to say about the chicest city in the land? It's in the name! We're retelling the story of our second annual best friend trip to Chicago which happens to involve skyscrapers, food, Lady Gaga, the gays, and the worst Starbucks experience of our young adult lives.

Daniel is the Princess Peach of real life, while Christie is the Rosalina…or some would say the Toad. To our One Listener, whether or not you consider yourself a gamer, video games are one of those nostalgic, classic joys you can experience at any age. Take a trip with us through some of our favorite video gaming ventures.

Heartbreak feels good in a podcast like ours. Who are we in a heartbreak? How do we deal? Will we ever get our year in the Italian countryside, healing ourselves with Nachos, Ice Cream, and Jack-in-the-Box tacos? Time will tell.

Though we don't condone half the dumb things we've walked into together when we were kids, you've got to admit they made some interesting stories. Laugh with us- so we don't cry- and learn a little more about us in this two parter.

Have you ever wanted to be a real life traitor? Have you ever wanted to be famous? How about lie, scheme and deceive on camera? Well please don’t apply for “Traitors” on NBC this season because Daniel really wants to be chosen. Today, we help him fill out the forms, submit his audition tape, then sit back and wait for the film crew to show up.

They say the quickest way to learn is to make mistakes…and boy, we've made them. Saddle up for stories of the dumbest adventures we've ever gone on together. We hope you learn something…or at least have a good laugh courtesy of your favorite duo.

This episode is for the Monsters and the Gaga-curious alike. Whether you’re a Joanne superfan or a Mayhem stan, you’re in the right place! This week, we’re talking about the Bad Romance that solidified our friendship and how our love for Gaga is taking us to Chicago!

Have you ever wandered Wikipedia? Have you ever been led down a rabbit hole so exciting that you forget what day it is? Well, guess what? Now, it’s trendy! Join us as we try to play a game of connecting completely obscure topics through Wikipedia links until someone comes out a winner- and the stakes are high!

You’ll never forget the first board game you fell in love with as a kid. You’ll also never forget our cool 90’s take on this classic! Can you GUESS WHO will win? Play along!

I bet you didn’t know it, but Daniel is an expert in WiFi, Botox (A and B apparently?), and baking his famous apple pie (Snow White style). Get ready to get educated in this fun filled and totally serious episode of “Daniel Explains it All!”

Ever wonder what it would be like to be BFFs with Christie? It would be perfect…shes a Capricorn, after all. See if you would push Daniel to the side for the best friend steal…or not! In other news, Happy 50th episode to WITM! We couldn’t have done it without you!

Here at WITM HQ, we ask the important questions, like “What kind of friend is Daniel?” Crowned “the most fascinating episode” of the pod by Daniel (and immediately eye-rolled by Christie), we discuss what it means to be a friend from Daniel’s point of view. Would you be friends with this ENTJ Scorpio Commander? Find out.

Happy Independence Day, babies! We chose to celebrate with our first annual Hot Guy Millennial of the Year competition, and what a ride it was! Tune in to see who takes the crown, and who gets disqualified. You DON’T want to miss it.

How well do you know your bestie? “Ketchup” with us as we fill each other in on three brand new truths we’ve never explicitly mentioned to each other. Now, if only we could learn what the other does for their job…

If you want to hear the cringiest of the cringe, buckle up. Embarrassing moments? We got ‘em. Shouldn’t- have-done-that’s? Consider us rich. From elementary school and beyond, get ready to know way too much about your favorite hosts.

Listen up, you nerds. We’ve got reality down to a science. Ok…maybe just reality TV. Get back to our roots with us and let’s dive in to the current landscape of our favorite reality shows to learn a little bit about what makes it all so deliciously addictive.

Let’s get one thing straight and two things gay: when it comes to our queer brethren, we don’t play. Welcome to our episode about all things Pride! We love our LGBTQIA+ pals and we see you, need you, ARE you!

We gave Chat GPT ten opportunities to pick our episode topics. Did it do better than your millennial hosts? Wait, don’t answer that…

A live, unedited version of our podcast! The first of many. Welcome to “What in the Millennial with Christie and Daniel” as you’ve never heard before. Today, we open with some podcasting woes and finish strong by introducing you all to the most unique competitions held around the world- and of course, our opinions on how we’d measure up!

Christie knows everything, and it’s time you did too. It’s a charitable effort, really. Listen up while she explains gay dating and preparing to bottom; Roblox; and a foolproof way to survive in the wild that may or may not involve a Holiday Inn Express. By the end, you will be a well-rounded individual who is on their way to knowing everything. But also don’t question it.

Would you rather listen to this podcast or your favorite pop song for the hundredth time? Like for real though. No, like be honest. Stop in to listen to Christie and Daniel play a classic game of “Would You Rather?” and see if you agree with their choices!

Have we ever been to Coachella? No…but do the performances still live rent-free in our heads? Absolutely. Though we are steadfast against camping in a car, we are all about sequins and pop stars. Listen in as we live Coachella 2025 vicariously through the lens of social media. WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

Ok, hear me out…there are characters we want to discuss in this game-style episode who we think are soooooo cute that maybe induce a cringe or two. But we’re nothing if not honest. Like Scar from The Lion King. Am I wrong? WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

We’re back, millennials! We’re revamping, sliving, and doing all the things that keep us alive and well in our 30s! Join us for our NYE special and get a sneak peek at what we’re looking forward to in 2025. WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

If WITM was a meme, we’d be part SpongeBob, part Vine’s greatest hits. We’re serving a lighthearted, meme-centric episode for your audio pleasure.WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

Long live the millennial, the first generation not afraid to quit their lame-ass jobs when loser bosses think it’s okay to scream. We’re out here talking careers and ways to make it all bearable.WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

Have you ever wondered where you might find your favorite millennial babies out in the wild? Look no further! Come along on our LA pocket audio tour.WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

An episode for fans of the paranormal, the spooky, the horrifying, and the mysterious. This is What in the Millennial on a whole other level of creepy. Hear our take on ghouls, goblins, specters, and everything in between, just in time for Friday the 13th! WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

Is it luck? Manifestations? Affirmations? The Illuminati, perhaps? Let’s discuss how we get what we want and how sometimes just being alive is lucky enough.WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

Getting older is like choosing your own adventure. Do I skip the face cream today? Do I start Botox? Fear not, two of your favorite millennials guide you through aging and why needing three naps a day doesn’t mean you’re getting old.WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

We love our bidets as much as we love our beauty routines and bonding over the trauma that is having to use the bathroom at work. The perfect bathroom may be but a dream, but join us this episode to reimagine bathroom perfection- and then kindly see yourself out of our sacred space.WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

As two LA locals frequently renting small spaces, we’re super qualified to talk about how to keep the clutter to a minimum. Here, we tell you about some genius hacks to make your millennial space organized for your thriving potential. Call it sliving. Paris would be proud.WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

Are we living in the darkest timeline? Let's find out by going to an alternate universe to discover who else we might have been. This episode comes complete with the US alien reveal and a game of MASH.WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

As if we could ever quit you, baby. We’re still here (and better than ever?)! You want laughs? We got ‘em. Deets on huge life changes? Look this way. We’re getting less sleep and more coffee than we thought possible, all while being fueled by targeted Instagram ads and the ever-unraveling Scandoval. Welcome to season 3.WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

We choose Katherine Heigl as our representative, debate Tik Tok vs. Hallmark Movies, dish some unsolicited advice, and even sing you a tune. Happy New Year! We miss you.WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

Do you think you’re smarter than a kindergartener? You’re not. They code computers now! Buckle up, listener dearest. Our guest (and Christie’s husband) is here to walk us through what elementary school is today.WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

Through the good, the bad, the ugly, there’s a right way and a wrong way to supervise a millennial. In this episode, we’re workshopping it based on the many lifetimes we’ve spent hard at work.WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

A musical blast from the past, a full ranking of RHOBH, and our time in elementary school band? Hey now, hey now, this is what dreams are made of.WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

One moment you’re sleeping on the floor in a blanket fort for fun, the next you’re taking Tylenol for your third backache this week. Welcome to your thirties and older, where this is the real you now.WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

You know her, or you’ve seen her, let’s make some commotion for Ms. Confidence!WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

Would you let a boomer advise your life? Would you let a friend convince you to skinny dip? Let’s talk about when others put their feet in their mouths and leave us wanting…less.WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil

Hey, look, ma! We made it! “It” being a dentist appointment that is. This Friday you have the honor of joining us in all the waiting rooms, exam rooms, and Ubers to the hospital we have graced across time. It’s as hilariously horrific as you think it is.WRITE [email protected]#WhatTheMil