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What, that Old Queen?!
by WTOQ
What that old Queen?! Bernie Hodges, Tom Marshman and guests explore Queer life quandaries at a certain age.. http://www.thatoldqueen.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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WTOQ?! Episode 72 - We Three Queens
WTOQ?! Ep 72 - We Three Queens Recorded Thursday 18th December 2025 The Old Queens are back in the Throne Room for a Yuletide special with guest presenter Peter Baker (hot of the stage from MoulinScrooge) squeezing in beside Bernie, while Tommy dials in remotely like the Ghost of Wi-Fi Yet To…
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WTOQ?! Episode 71 - What's with the attitude?!
WTOQ?! Ep 71 – What's with the attitude?! Recorded Tuesday 28th October 2025 In this special Day of the Dead episode, the Old Queens are visiting the Ghosts of Attitudes past as they delve into a vintage issue of the gay lifestyle mag from 1996 and chat about it's tone and style and how it...
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WTOQ?! Episode 70 - Gardens, Snails and Treacherous Tales
WTOQ?! Ep 70 – Gardens, Snails and Treacherous Tales Recorded Thursday 9th October 2025 The Old Queens are cultivating Queerness in their royal garden this episode. Tommy & Bernie are talking all things Queer in nature sharing some gossip with award winning garden designer Plant Jane Porter....
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WTOQ?! Episode 69 - The Teaches of Quiches
WTOQ?! Episode 69 - The Teaches of Quiches Recorded Tuesday 27th August 2025 The Old Queens are finally back in the Throne Room by popular demand. Answering Queer lifeQuandaries like why is Pride season in Britain so long? Will too many Magnums Kill you? And can you get through a whole screening…
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WTOQ?! Episode 68 - Pridal Queens
WTOQ?! Episode 68 - Pridal Queens Recorded Tuesday 25th June 2024 The just talk edit of the WTOQ?! Show. For a finale episode before their summer break, Tommy & Bernie are all Pridal in the Throne Room, delving into the rich tapestry of Pride history. Putting a spotlight on Bristol Pride, DTYM,...
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WTOQ?! Episode 67 - Dial Up Dates & Voguing Fates
WTOQ?! Episode 67 - Dial Up Dates & Voguing Fates Recorded Tuesday 28th May 2024 The just talk edit of the WTOQ?! Show. The Old Queens are inadvertently transported back to the 1990's via the Queer slip stream. Bernie & Tommy explore inventions, culture, and Queer life in the ultimate decade of…
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WTOQ?! Episode 66 - Honey Trapped!
WTOQ?! Episode 66 - Honey Trapped! Recorded Saturday 20th April 2024 The just talk edit of the WTOQ?! Show. The Old Queens are Honey Trapped in the Throne Room this episode as they explore the history of Queer Honey Traps in the cabinet of Queeriosities. The eminent writer & director Neil…
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WTOQ?! Episode 65 - Spring Queens!
WTOQ?! Episode 65 - Spring Queens! Recorded Saturday 22nd March 2024 In this podcast edit of the WTOQ?! Show - which has 10% more talk than the music edition. Spring is sprunging in the Throne Room and Tommy and Bernie are exploring Queer Spring celebrations in the cabinet of Qeeriousities, and...
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WTOQ?! Episode 64 - The AI ExQueerience
WTOQ?! Episode 64 - The AI ExQueerience Recorded Saturday 5th March 2024 Resistance is futile as the Old Queens interface with AI for this episode. Bernie & Tommy are transported back to ancient Japan shogun style when they enter the Cabinet of Queeriosities, They also revisit a classic interview...
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WTOQ?! Episode 63 - Gods, poets & nose hair clippers
WTOQ?! Episode 63 - Gods, poets & nose hair clippers Recorded Saturday 17th February 2024 The Old Queens are back in the Throne Room in this podcast cut of their radio show. Even though the music is cut out, Tommy and Bernie are still in fine voice with their own brand of squiffy Queer chat...
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WTOQ?! Episode 62 - Full of Christmas Queer!
WTOQ?! Episode 62 - Full of Christmas Queer! Recorded Monday 4th December 2023 The Old Queens are back in the Throne Room ready to spread all the Queermas Cheer! Tommy and Bernie delve deep into the Cabinet of Queeriosities to find the origins of Christmas in the Roman festival of Saturnalia. And...
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WTOQ?! Episode 61 - Springer Special
WTOQ?! Episode 61 - Springer Special Recorded Friday 14th April 2023 The Old Queens are back for a spring special - Jump into the Throne Room with Tommy & Bernie for another blast of their own brand of squiffy Queer chat. Shnack Out of It is back. Plus a new feature Hypochondriac’s Corner! They...
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WTOQ?! Episode 60 - Lonely this Queermas
WTOQ?! Episode 60 - Lonely this Queermas Recorded Wednesday 14th December 2022 It's a bit lonely in the Throne Room this Queermas as none of our guests turned up for our party. However not deterred The Old Queens muster up some Queermas Cheer and chat about the Traitors TV Show, Christmas...
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WTOQ?! Episode 59 - Ménage à Everything!
WTOQ?! Episode 59 - Ménage à Everything! Recorded Thursday 24th November 2022 As we are on the cusp of the Festive season the Old Queens talk about how Christmas can be a difficult time for Queer people and what we can do to make the Yuletide Gayer! They also talk about Dickie Beau's phenomenal...
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WTOQ?! Episode 58 - Doing The Charleston
WTOQ?! Ep 58 - Doing the Charleston Recorded Wednesday 9th November 2022 The Old Queens are back (after an extra week’s break) lounging in the Throne room to talk Cleaning, TV, Grindr and loving your own body image. Then they go all highbrow as they are joined by the Wonderful Darren Clarke the...
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WTOQ?! Episode 58 - Doing The Charleston Trailer
The wonderful Darren Clarke curator of Charleston House joins Tommy & Bernie in the Throne Room in Episode 58 - Doing The Charleton - Released Sunday 13th November 2022! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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WTOQ?! Episode 57 - Specific Rim
WTOQ?! Ep 57 - Pecific Rim Recorded Monday 17th October 2022 Tommy is back in the Throne room with Bernie and there gorgeous and talented special guest is Dickie Beau. Together they talk about his new theatre piece SHOWMANISM which will be at the Ustinov Studio in Bath from 11th Nov to 10th Dec...
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WTOQ?! Episode 57 - Specific Rim Trailer
The Fabulouse Dickie Beau joins Tommy & Bernie in the Throne Room in Episode 57 Released Sunday 23rd October 2022! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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WTOQ?! Episode 56 - The Dorking Cock
WTOQ?! Ep 56 - The Dorking Cock Recorded Wednesday 5th October 2022 Bernie is the only Old Queen in the Throne Room this episode but Tommy's definitely there in spirit and never fear his very high slingbacks are filled by honorary Old Queen the great Peter Baker who zooms in from Majorca to be…
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WTOQ?! Episode 55 - All Clapped Out!
WTOQ?! Ep 55 - All Clapped Out! Recorded Wednesday 22nd September 2022 The Old Queens are finally back in the Throne Room as they navigate their first episode in nine months to celebrate their 3rd Birthday! Topics of discussion this episode are the writings of Lytton Strachey the infamous Queer...
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WTOQ?! Ep 54- Dethroned
WTOQ?! Ep 54 - Dethroned Recorded February 2021 Unfortunately due to current circumstances we couldn't bring you the planned Yuletide episode this year. However we have a special gift for you... Ever wondered what happens at the after pod party? Well you are exclusively invited to our first and...
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WTOQ?! Ep 53 - What, JUST those Old Queens?!
WTOQ?! Ep 53 - What, JUST those Old Queens?! Recorded Wednesday 1st December 2021 The Old Queens are doing it Old School in the Throne Room as they navigate this episode without a special guest. To compensate for this some of our favourite features are back! Tommy & Bernie enter the murky depths…
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WTOQ?! Ep 52 - Just the Tip..
WTOQ?! Ep 52 - Just the Tip... Recorded Tuesday 23 November 2021 It's all getting a bit festive in the Throne Room as Bernie & Tommy chat about when Harry met Santa and kick off Advent with a seasonal Shnack Out Of it! When Harry met Santa Then the sweet and sexy Harry Clayton Wright joins the…
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WTOQ?! Ep 51 - Secrets, Kagools and Dame Denchy Rules
WTOQ?! Ep 51 - Secrets, Kagools and Dame Denchy Rules Recorded Thursday 4th November 2021 Meanwhile back in the Throne room, Tommy and Bernie are talking about straight identifying men having sex with men, as you do , and how personal identity is effected by sexual identity. Then the Old Queens…
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WTOQ?! Ep 50 - Plan B
WTOQ?! Ep 50 - Plan B Recorded Monday 25th October 2021 It's all getting rather spooky in the Throne Room for this years Halloween special. Tommy and Bernie discuss The spirits and how ghosts share many attributes with the Queer community. Then the Old Queens crumble for the fabulous Lorraine…
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WTOQ?! Ep 49 - An Affair to Dismember
WTOQ?! Ep 49 - An Affair to Dismember Recorded Wednesday 12th October 2021 Tommy and Bernie are rightly or wrongly are talking affairs, aperitifs and croquets in the first half of our episode. Then they are joined by Queer performer, activist, researcher, Queer tours of London guide and host…
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WTOQ?! Ep 48 - Behind the ”masc”
WTOQ?! Ep 48 - Behind the "masc" Recorded Wednesday 29th September 2021 The Old Queens are back in the Throne Room, for Season 5 and celebrating the podcast's 2nd anniversary and being a finalist in the Peoples Choice Podcast Awards. Tommy and Bernie discuss what they did in their summer break…
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WTOQ?! Ep 47 - Break ups with Rosie
WTOQ?! Ep 47 - Break ups with Rosie Recorded Thursday 1st July 2021 For the final episode of this season the Old Queens discuss self isolation, triple purpose slippers, the moving new film Supernova and Bernie quizzes Tommy on his understanding of Queer lingo with entries from The Queens English…
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WTOQ?! Ep 46 - Yumbo Spacials & Accidental Facials
WTOQ?! Ep 46 - Yumbo Spacials & Accidental Facials Recorded Wednesday 9 June 2021 For the penultimate episode of this season Tommy & Bernie are dreaming of sun, sea, sand and sex, with a love letter to the big pink flower of Gran Canaria, the Queer Mecca that is the Yumbo centre and it's…
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WTOQ?! Ep 45 - Leopard print bikini
WTOQ?! Ep 45 - Leopard print bikini Recorded Thursday 27 May 2021 It showbiz all the way this episode as Bernie & Tommy delve into the sometimes not so secret life of Cary Grant and his affairs with Randolph Scott amongst others. Then the beautiful and compelling Anna Goodman from Abstrakt...
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WTOQ?! Ep 44 - Bottom Notes, Middle Notes & Top Notes
WTOQ?! Ep 44 - Bottom Notes, Middle Notes & Top Notes Recorded Wednesday 12 May 2021 This episode Tommy & Bernie are really bringing it to the runway. Starting with a brief history & guide to the New York Ballroom scene. Then they learn how it was first hand from the vivacious Les Child. Hot off...
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WTOQ?! Ep 43 - The New Girl, Gongs & Pleasing Yourself All Month Long!
WTOQ?! Ep 43 - The New Girl, Gongs & Pleasing Yourself All Month Long! Recorded Thursday 5 May 2021 Tommy and Bernie chat about the benefits of self love during International Masturbation month and the life of late great Olympia Dukakis. Then they are joined by journalist, author and performer…
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WTOQ?! Ep 42 -All Dolled Up!
WTOQ?! Ep 42 -All Dolled Up! Recorded Wednesday 15 April 2021 Tommy and Bernie are back in the Throne Room chatting the loosening of lockdown, the passing of famous figures and we have the return of What, that Really Old Queen?! as they celebrate the fabulousness of Monty Rock AKA Disco Tex & His...
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WTOQ?! Ep 41 - Ishtar, Eggs & Kinky Sex
WTOQ?! Ep 41 - Ishtar, Eggs & Kinky Sex Recorded Thursday 1st April 2021 The Bunnies are hopping and the chocolate eggs are popping in our special Easter episode. Tommy and Bernie talk Easter crafts and discover how Queer this holiday is by delving into the Cabinet of Queeriousities. Then they…
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WTOQ?! Ep 40 - Ooh Hello Duckie!
WTOQ?! Ep 40 - Ooh Hello Duckie! Recorded Friday 12th March 2021 As we launch into our 40's Tommy & Bernie discuss ageism, a royal scandal and a neighbor's taste in ice cream.Joining them in the Throne Room is extra special guest the wonderful Simon Casson co-founder and producer of Duckie, the...
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WTOQ?! Ep 39 - Babs, Pulses & Beans
WTOQ?! Ep 39 - Babs, Beans & Pulses Recorded Friday 19th February 2021 Bernie & Tommy are joined by the gorgeous, amazing comedian, actor and author Scott Capurro this episode - who zooms in from sunny San Francisco. https://scottcapurro.com/ Topics up for discussion in the Throne Room this…
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WTOQ?! Ep 38 - It's a Scone!
WTOQ?! Ep 38 - It's a Scone! Recorded Monday 1st February 2021 The Old Queens are back after their mid-season break, to talk lock-down 3, cheese scones, Liz Hurley's breasts and edge play. Then the gorgeous John Thomas is back in the throne room to chat about the TV sensation "It's a Sin"…
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WTOQ?! Ep 37 - Zoom into Queermas!
WTOQ?! Ep 37 - Zoom into Queermas! Recorded Tuesday 22nd December 2020 It's a special Queermas episode as it's the season and joining Bernie & Tommy in the Throne Room via Zoom is a posse of some of their Queer family Robbie, Matthew & Ryan to help bring some good cheer in this Quarantine...
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WTOQ?! Ep 36 - Smell Me Bi Your Nipple
WTOQ?! Ep 36 - Smell Me Bi Your Nipple Recorded Tuesday 8th December 2020 This episode Tommy and Bernie discuss a question of Bi erasure pointed at them from a previous episode, Porn for OAP's and their sexual needs and something sweet is chomped on in Schnack Out Of It! Then they are joined in…
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WTOQ?! Ep 35 - Chopin logs & rigorous snogs
WTOQ?! Ep 35 - Chopin logs & rigorous snogs Recorded Thursday 26th November 2020 Back in the throne room again, Tommy and Bernie discuss Chopin, Susan Bartsch on top, Fraudsters, freezers & Firemen and something about City Otters & huge withdrawals... Then there is the return of Shnack Out of It!...
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WTOQ?! Ep 34 - Kylie, Dribbles & Tinder Fizzles
WTOQ?! Ep 34 - Kylie, Dribbles & Tinder Fizzles Recorded Thursday 12th November 2020 We are back to our usual format for this episode as Tommy & Bernie discuss bubbles and Kylie and then head to the American section of the Cabinet of Queeriousities. Then joining them in the Throne Room is the…
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WTOQ?! Ep 33 - Dark Tales & Queer Veils...
WTOQ?! Ep 33 - Dark Tales & Queer Veils... Recorded Tuesday 27th October 2020 In this special Halloqueen episode Tommy & Bernie delve into the depths of the Cabinet of Queeriosities to uncover Queer tropes in gothic horror literature and film. Joining them in the Throne room to chat over the...
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WTOQ?! Ep 32 Watch Out For Splinters
WTOQ?! Ep 32 Watch Out For Splinters Recorded Tuesday 13th October 2020 The Old Queens are back in the Throne Room for your fortnightly does of squiffy Queer chat. This week they are joined by the gorgeous Joey Hateley - The Gender Joker.https://twitter.com/genderjoker...
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WTOQ?! Ep 31 - The Cabinet of Queeriosities
WTOQ?! Ep 31 - The Cabinet of Queeriosities Recorded Monday 28 Sept 2020 WTOQ?! Is back with its official start to season 3 and our 1 year anniversary episode... Bernie & Tommy are all set to continue sharing their own brand of squiffy Queer chat as they open their cabinet of Queeriosities...…
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WTOQ?! Ep 30 - Pride, Priti & Poppers
WTOQ?! Ep 30 - Pride, Priti & Poppers Recorded Friday 28 Aug 2020 This special Bristol Pride 2020 episode Tommy and Bernie are Joined by Mr Bristol Pride himself Daryn Carter to discuss all the online events happening this month. Priti Patel & poppers are also on the agenda along with the erased...
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WTOQ?! Ep 29 - A Quarantine Quandary
WTOQ?! Ep 29 - A Quarantine Quandary Recorded Friday 17 July 2020 In the final episode of this season Tommy and Bernie are actually in the same roome and reunited with their invited audience from their Yuletide special. The Birchess, Chuckles, Matthew and Robbie join in to discuss medieval gays…
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WTOQ?! Ep 28 - We're GUN-ing for you!
WTOQ?! Ep 28 - We're GUN-ing for you! Recorded Friday 3rd July 2020 In the penultimate episode of the season Tommy & Bernie discuss the life and times of the amazing Mrs Shufflewick AKA Rex Jameson in What that Really Old Queen?! Plus, the history of sex and love with automatons in What that Old...
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WTOQ?! Ep 27 - Little Red Corvette
WTOQ?! Ep 27 - Little Red Corvette Recorded Friday 26th June 2020 This episode Tommy and Bernie chat to the fabulous writer, historian, programme-curator and performer Edson Burton. He talks about statues, BLM, re-evaluating some historical heroes and Prince.https://twitter.com/edsonburton Ballet...
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WTOQ?! Ep 26 - Dans Les Derrières
WTOQ?! Ep 26 - Dans Les Derrières Recorded Tuesday 23rd June 2020 The Old Queens head straight to the bottom in this episode as Tommy & Bernie go deep and chat about scat as this episodes Kink Curiosity - and then they are joined by Jack & Mark who are the social media sensation Museum...
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WTOQ?! Ep 25 - Glorious Queerdom
WTOQ?! Ep 25 - Glorious Queerdom Recorded Friday 12 June 2020 Joining Tommy and Bernie in the throne room is award-winning activist, performer and writer Dan Glass. They discuss his latest book "United Queerdom" which was released this month and his Queer activism work.For more info on Dan his...
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