What The F*ck Is Wrong With Me?

I'm a woman scorned today. We're discussing a guy who tried to play me out. How he had a strange addiction, and an even stranger fetish. I'm taking you through beginning to end on how everything transpired, and how it ended as fast as it began. I also have a surprise for you at the end. Strap the f*ck in for this one.

We're discussing me being bald, a man who didn't know how to cuss correctly, a nasty drug/sex fueled apartment, soft blocking, and how my bartender talking stage got his coworker pregnant.

I know you want to know what happened...i'm finally coming clean.

Today i'm joined by my bestie Sara. We're discussing werewolf boyfriends, a situationship who smoked K2, a nightmarish game of LIFE, pukey uber rides, drunken dance battles, emo sex, and Facebook meme therapists.

A 15 year stretch of cheating scandals, a predator, a failing marriage, guns, Bernie Madoff, crypto, $12k strip club visit, a black eye, subway, bananas, plan b, a whistleblower...all with one common denominator...John.

We're discussing me having a hyperfixation on a man, my ex got married and had a hillbilly wedding, how men who block women are so girlypop, being celibate and living a sexless life, and all the shows i've been watching lately. Sorry about the accents again, I can't stop.

I'm baaaaaack and it's my BIRTHDAY! I missed ya last week. Today we're discussing out of state fine shyts, outgrowing unhealthy friendships is actually....healthy, men backtracking to try and manipulate you, Wisconsin cheeseheads, finding out men on dating apps have been discussed in great lengths by other women, and my friend being roofied.

I have a fire under my ass today after watching Temptation Island. We're discussing body counts, men calling us gold diggers, balding men having the audacity, insecurities, healing from cheaters, and more. Some editing glitches in this one, sowwy.

We're discussing my ex being my top listener, men who unfollow and refollow every few months like it's a hobby, getting fetishized/sexualized on the daily, how I'm in desperate need of a rat boyfriend, polyamorous people, and the one and only Luigi Mangione.

We're discussing depression, going through my psych ward chronicles, and diving into some trauma related sh*t. However, I of course had to throw in some unhinged stories at the end, per usual. Thank you for listening to this episode, it means a lot.

We're discussing my prisoner boyfriend that I met online, and I also have MAJOR tea I need to spill. Might be my craziest episode yet…

Today we're discussing getting the ick, self sabotaging on dates, getting ghosted out of the blue, and the crazy excuses men give you when they get caught up. Also, i'm still mad about Bike Shop Guy.

Baggy jeans, rumple fueled karaoke, kink shaming, and duffle bag d*ldos.

Today we’re discussing how I got locked in a cabin because of salt and pepper and how I was stalked after, leading me to the brink of insanity. Thanks for listening kings and queens!

We’re discussing cheating, dating apps, and how I matched with an incel who seemed like he wanted to wear my skin. Also I’m sick with the flu so enjoy my nasally voice!

Sorry about the weird edit mess up in the beginning ugh..nonetheless. The end of an era…finally. And always remember ladies…he’s gay.

I introduce to you, the Craigslist Con. The worst human being I’ve ever met and the one who essentially ruined my life for 3 years. Enjoy

I’m sick of dating psychopaths. Anyone else have this issue?