What We Talk About In the Shadows
by WWTAITS
Dark Greetings! This is a podcast where we recap our favorite tv show What We Do in the Shadows and discuss all things vampirically silly . . . . We are two old married dorks talkin' bout vampires - we have no idea what we're doing but we have a feeling that our loveable vamps are just as confused in their daily lives so we don't feel so bad about it. Robert and Andrea are married and live in Sunny So Fla - a place where the sun burns bright and guarantees a tragic sunlight accident if one is not too careful.
Episodes
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Season 4 Episode 7 - The Pine Barrens
What a fun episode! We have a very long and strange discussion about what exactly a button cock is - so you don't have to google it we'll gladly explain. Did anyone ever guess that the Jersey Devil would have been described in such a way - and now our brains are forever scarred! Sweet Guilllermo...
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Season 4 - Episode 6 - The Wedding
Halfway through the season and they hit us with this amazing episode! We can't get over how much fun this was to watch, and all the crazy things that happened! The Barron, Dodo birds, orgies, and several characters return! We loved it - we really get into it this episode, join us and tell us what...
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Season 4 Episode 5: Private School
This week we talk about our experiences with private school, which fictional school we would have liked to attend, and the incomprehensible jesters! How many hypnoses could you survive in an hour? Are all children energy vampires? (yes!)
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Season 4 - The Night Market
This episode we chat about what exactly is a Night Market, fart trains, and turd fairies! The tradition of fairy tales, and the beauty of Nandor and Gizmo's glorious smack down Fight Club Night! What was your favorite part of tonight's episode and we will ask you, what is your favorite Night…
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Season 4 Episode 3 - The Grand Opening
Nadja's is finally open! This is the big night, and the nightclub is full of vampires and the show is full of jokes . . . The story of Baby Colin, or as Nadja refers to him "the Creature who crawled out of Colin Robinson's corpse," is growing - that kid has moves! We discuss our first memory of...
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Season 4, Episode 2: The Lamp
Dark Greetings our sweet baby vampires! Join us this episode as we celebrate someone's very important human birthday (Whoop di doo!) and we talk about the djinn, OCD Vampires, perverted vampires (looking at you Laszlo, never change) and Guillermo's possible new boyfriend. Also, we consider…
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Season 4 - Episode 1: Reunited!
Has it really been a year since our vampires went their separate ways? Join us as we discuss the season premiere of Episode 1! We are elated that our favorite idiot vamps are back to delight us with sewer swimming, home improvement, and rampant sexual relations! Not to mention, one tiny little...
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Season 3 - Episode 9 - the Farewell
This week we discuss the penultimate episode, whether Khandi Alexander is indeed a vampire, and of course - our dear Colin.
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Season 3: Episode 8 - The Wellness Center
This week we talk about vampire depression, cults and MLM's and the vamps's obsession with Memo's pee pee. We also talk quite a bit about Guillermo becoming a vampire and if that would change the show dynamic for the worse or the better - what do you think?
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Season 3 Episode 7: The Siren
Join us this week as we talk about Colin Robinson's romantic interlude with the siren (he totally boned that chicken), Kids in the Hall episodes, and the tiny narcissist that is Nadja's dolly.
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Season 3 - Episode 6: The Escape
This week we discuss the reveal of the Sire and the return of our favorite crispy vampire, the Baron! We loved this episode so much, so this podcast went rather long. This was in our opinion, the best of the series. There are so many great jokes and callbacks to previous episodes, it really…
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Season 3 - Episode 5 - Chamber of Judgment
Welcome to the Chamber of Judgment, where we may or may not sentence you to death for wearing Fast Fashion and having your own personal hellhound! This episode we talk at length about Colin's possible waning powers, Laszlo's rapidly growing porn obsession, Seanie's possible emergence as an energy...
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Season 3 - Episode 4 - Ain't That a Kick In the Head!
This week, the vampire crew goes on a road trip and madness ensues! We talk about Seanie's recovery from the brain scrambles, Nandor's existential crisii, Guillermo's passport stamp collection, Ocean's 11 with the undead, and Nadja's twerking skills
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Season 3 Episode 3: Gail
Join us this week as we discuss Gail, toxic relationships, the brilliance of this show's comedy writers, men named Leslie, Bram Stoker's Dracula and of course - genital towels. Also, please tweet us @whatwetalkabou2 with any suggestions about what vampire movies we should see, if we have gotten...
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Season 3 - Episodes 1 and 2
Join us this week as we discuss the first two episodes of Season 3! We talk about our favorite jokes, little things we may have missed upon the first viewing and the genius of Kayvan Novak for impersonating all of his costars as Nandor. We also talk about who we want to see appear in upcoming...
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Season 3 Teaser
We are so excited for the Season 3 premier tomorrow evening! Join us as we drink some wine and talk about who we would like to see pop up in future episodes as well as discuss the biological sexual mechanics of vampire lovemaking. Conclusion: icicle dingaling
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Season 2 Finale - Nouveau Theatre de Vampires
A bittersweet recap where we talk about the end of Season 2. The promise of Season 3 has been locked in - which is great because now we can spend the next year wondering what is new for Guillermo de la Cruz? We are so excited! Isn't Guillermo the break out story that we didn't see coming in…
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Season 2 - Episode 9: Witches
Dark Greetings baby vamps! This week we recap the episode about those pesky semen stealing witches. . . We talk about Nandor and Laszlo's sexual chemistry (off the charts), Nadja's paranoia about witches (once again - BELIEVE WOMEN!), the goat haunting (GOAT SORCERY!), and semen. Lots and lots of...
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Season 2 Episode 8: The Collaboration
Are you feeling horny for love? Are you feeling horny for blood? Seriously that song is stuck in my head. Thank you Nadja! Join us this week as we discuss the newest vaping trends, fake vampires, Guillermo and Nandor's tender relationship, whether you should masturbate in your pillow (use a…
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Season 2: Episode 7 - The Return
Join us as we discuss the curse on that bloody hat, well endowed trolls, and Guillermo's sweet slayer skillz. Stick around for the end of the podcast where you will learn some interesting new swears in Espanol - in honor or our favorite Latinx Familiar - Guillermo. What were your favorite parts…
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Season 2 - Episode 6: On The Run (Jim The Vampire)
Join us as we talk about Episode 6 - or as everyone else is calling it the Luke Skywalker episode! Mark Hamill delights us this week with his fancy interpretation of a vampire with a debt to settle, and Matt Berry once again sparkles as Laszlo on the Run . . . So pop a toothpick in your mouth…
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Season 2: Episode 5 - Colin's Promotion
Join us as we talk about Colin's time in the sun, his Office Space promotion (minus the Bobs), Nadja's attempt to exact revenge on Nandor, Colins' weird hairstyle choices, and the many ways this show continues to surprise us! Tell us: what was your favorite Colin moment? Do you have a chronic...
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Season 2: The Curse!
Join us as we discuss Episode 4 of Season 2: The Curse! We talk about how our Dads are vampires who can't understand email, how many vampires Gizmo killed, and whether Guillermo will turn full Buffy or be the next Antonio Banderas vampire heartthrob . . . What do you think Guillermo will do next?...
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Season 2: The Brain Scrambles (Superb Owl!)
This episode we talk about the Superb Owl Party, how we wish that owl would show up already and let us touch it's beak, and how cool Craig Robinson is. What was your favorite scene from the show, and will you be throwing your own Superb Owl Party in 2021?
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Season 2: Episodes 1 and 2 - Ghosts and Zombies
Join us as we talk about our favorite bits from the first two episodes of Season 2! We are all the undead trapped in our homes with our friends/relatives during this Rona virus - so let's enjoy some silly vampire humor, eh? Zombies, ghosts, unfinished business, necromancer scatting, and Guillermo...
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Episode 2: The Town Council
Join us as we do a full recap of the second episode of our favorite inept vampires as they first attempt world domination by overtaking the local town council. We also talk about real life Energy Vampires and who we would like to turn us into the bloodsucking undead!
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Season 1 - Episode 1: The Pilot
Dark Greetings! Join us for our premiere episode as we talk about the show, the movie, who are favorite characters are, the movie vs. the show, Anne Rice novels, whether Wesley Snipes is truly a Vampire (he totally is), and the dangers of being a vampire in South Florida! Feel free to let us know...
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Sneak Preview
A brief snippet of what's to come soon . . . two confused married dorks just sitting around interrupting each other as they talk about and recap their favorite show - What We Do In the Shadows. . . . Complete first season recaps to start dropping soon! Stay tuned. . . .
About this show
Dark Greetings! This is a podcast where we recap our favorite tv show What We Do in the Shadows and discuss all things vampirically silly . . . . We are two old married dorks talkin' bout vampires - we have no idea what we're doing but we have a feeling that our loveable vamps are just as confused in their daily lives so we don't feel so bad about it. Robert and Andrea are married and live in Sunny So Fla - a place where the sun burns bright and guarantees a tragic sunlight accident if one is not too careful.
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WWTAITS