PODCAST · comedy
what's mine is hours
by mickey sorrow
if you're a weirdo who's ever wondered about the secret inner lives of literal actual cartoon characters, look no further than... i dunno. very specific reddit threads, probably. maybe pornhub?but if you're wondering about the inner life of one very SPECIFIC IRL cartoon character, look no further than 'what's mine is hours', an approximately hour-long podcast in which real-life cartoon antihero mickey sorrow screams into his laptop speakers, full-on stage and screen projection-style, about sex, love, hating both sex and love, crime, art, things that pass as art but just barely, shit media, canadian stereotypes, pictures he finds on the internet, past experiences that resurface as he's actively talking, and anything else that a person might be wont to talk about if they're not necessarily... all the way there.armed with a face for radio, a voice for silent film, and a whole host of neuroses that just won't quit, mickey sorrow (his real actual name, by the way) lives his life - and rec
Episodes
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i've scene worse!
[CONTENT WARNING: incredibly NSFW episode!! it also includes allusions to SA. stay safe out there, friends!! ,</3} sex symbol extraordinaire mickey sorrow (michael sorrow, if you're nasty!) discusses bad sex scenes put to film (and digital) in cinema. there IS such a thing as a GOOD sex scene…
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anyman and everyman
[CONTENT WARNING: brief mention of pedophilia, multiple references to violence. stay safe out there, friends! <3] mickey knows absolutely nothing about superheroes and supervillains - outside of their stereotypical naming conventions. and maybe that's enough? in this episode, mickey tries not…
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life's a glitch!
mickey - historically, and as we all know - doesn't know a single goddamn thing about video games... or DOES he? today, mickey - with the help of google and top google search results for very specific questions - sets out to discover which video game glitches are scary (basically none of them),...
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MLMembers only
noted lifelong scam artist mickey sorrow takes on the MLM/pyramid scheme scene by planning to infiltrate as many individual schemes as possible and... maybe destroy it from the inside out? it turns out he wouldn't even be that great at multi-level marketing anyway, so any potential outcome kinda...
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bound by dishonor
[CONTENT WARNING: this episode contains references to zoophilia, CSA, and dysphoria, as well as some mild injury/gore mentions. stay safe out there, friends!! <3} mickey pretty frequently finds himself in a bit of a bind...er. a binder. a chest binder, to be exact. but just because he does...
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hell hath no furry
[CONTENT WARNING: this episode has explicit references to zoophilia, pedophilia, & nazism. stay safe, friends!! <3] while cooped up with COVID-19 (for the third time) a few months ago, mickey learned a lot - perhaps TOO much - about furry community drama. where does all that knowledge and...
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knit one, purl- ooh.
mickey can't technically knit - but it's the holiday season, so he has to convince himself & everyone else around him that he can. but, in the spirit of the holidays, creativity, and the mid-2000s internet meme culture, mickey's decided to take a look at what the web thinks are some of the worst...
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drag them!
notorious audio-only drag king mickey sorrow takes a deep dive into r/rpdrcringe, which may be cringe in and of itself, honestly.
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audio games!
mickey is fascinated by two elements of internet media that he's equally unable to produce: video game commentary, & video game anti-commentary. armed with a free games website & a dream, let's see what he can do!
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what's romance got to do with it?
[CONTENT WARNING: major references to sexual assault/rape, self-injury, and substance use, as well as general NSFW content.] mickey attempts to have a discussion on the idea of using media as a way of healing from trauma. mickey is overwhelmingly bad at having this discussion, as it's a…
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idiots in cars (getting coffee?)
[CONTENT WARNING: allusions to death, suicide, & self-harm, as well as in-depth discussions of car accidents!] mickey's a bit of an aficionado of car accidents, which isn't an area of expertise that comes without consequences! in this episode, he discusses why he's a bad driver, how he KNOWS he's…
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horror, horror everywhere
[CONTENT WARNING: mentions of body horror, rape, suicide & self-injury, & torture!] mickey has seen at least one decent horror movie in his life - he actually mentions at least three in this episode! but, in the spirit of halloween (or in the spirit of spirit halloween, beloved halloween store…
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hack shit happening in museums
[CONTENT WARNING: brief mention of murder/death of a child and suicide towards the end of the episode.] recently, environmental protestors splashed tomato sauce (juice? soup? whatever) on a van gogh - not even a particularly famous van gogh, which mickey feels qualified to say as the ORIGINAL art...
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it's mickey (mickey mickey mickey-)
(please don't sue us, run-D.M.C.!!) mickey has decided that the only way to achieve true mickey-ness in this life is to defeat all other known mickeys. is it possible? no, the vast majority of them are actually dead. also mickey sucks as a person and when it comes to executing things properly.…
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this is NOT halloween!!
for copywrite reasons, it's not halloween. for time and date and calendar and those kinda reasons, it's also not yet halloween. but, while we're on the SUBJECT of halloween, mickey discusses the best halloween candies (all of them), the WORST halloween candies (none of them), and the best and…
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and this is on period(s)!
[CONTENT WARNING: the whole episode is, unfortunately, talking about periods (including mentions of blood), which can definitely make some people uncomfortable/dysphoric, so no worries if you wanna skip this one!] in this episode, mickey tries to destigmatize periods, especially having periods in…
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game of shows
[CONTENT WARNING: brief mentions of zoophilia/zoosadism towards the middle/end of the episode. keep safe, friends! <3] mickey has COVID, which is not a surprise. mickey's also vaguely aware of game shows, which is also not a surprise. is mickey able to power through the COVID brain fog to discuss...
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fly, cheat, and steal
sports are difficult, nobody's denying that - but nobody's exactly been looking for a way AROUND it, either. that's where mickey comes in: reading off the majority of the official wikipedia list of sports, and determining whether they're good or bad based off of one feature and one feature only.…
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hell is for real (and the commute is fuckin' terrible)
mickey discusses the ins and outs of going to in-and-out burger (among other restaurants, and also not that one specifically since i don't think we have those in MA, but anyway) on the behalf of others. is it uber-fun, or is it just ubereats? (it's just ubereats, there's very little fun about it,...
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straight-talk (wired!!!)
[CONTENT WARNING: references to sexual assault and domestic violence throughout. stay safe, friends!!] mickey - hyped up on caffeine late at night, as always - discusses the concept of discussions, SPECIFICALLY in romantic relationships. why don't straight people talk to their partners? why…
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get off in writing
[CONTENT WARNING: hey friends!! this episode is highly NSFW, with explicit sexual content. it also features mentions of sexual assault and violence, suicide and self-harm, and trauma. stay safe out there, friends. love you. <3) the other day, mickey accidentally learned about "jackass" smut.…
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out-of-tune time
in order for there to be good music, there has to be bad music. i mean, that's not actually how that works at all, probably, but i dunno, it seems to help. join mickey as he ventures through the wikipedia list of worst songs and albums of all time, and forces himself to DESCRIBE them to you…
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strikeout!!
mickey may be one of the best curlers in massachusetts - because it's curling, and it's massachusetts. but all other sports are a bit of an unknown for him, as is to be expected because he's curled before and he's from nowheresville, massachusetts. so mickey tests his sports knowledge - or lack...
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audo-erotia
[CONTENT WARNING: our episodes are always NSFW, but this one is EXCEPTIONALLY NSFW, with explicit references to sex, genitals, etc.] ...and plus, it's mickey reading ASMR - some sexy, some just... normal?? i guess?? - in his voice, which may actually be qualified as NSFL. we'd compensate you, but...
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clumpy criminal
mickey, known criminal (literally actually legitimately in the eyes of the law), tries to take a trip through website compilations of the dumbest criminals in the entire world, only to remember that - time and time again - it's him. it's always been him. it always WILL be him. so mickey spills…
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you wouldn't video a game
[CONTENT WARNING: explicit references to racism, violence against women, and sexual assault, as well as general NSFW swearing & sex-based humor.] mickey takes the time to crawl through the entire wikipedia page "list of video games notable for negative reception". mickey does this. mickey - who…
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in bad taste
[CONTENT WARNING: explicit references to racism and sexual assault, as well as general NSFW and adult content.] join mickey sorrow, technicolor bad-taste extraordinaire, as he struggles with not knowing how to edit audio or discern good from bad - when it comes to fashion and interior design…
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you scream
i mean, maybe you do. no-one here knows you personally. but, if you DO happen to find yourself screaming, what's it about? is there ice cream to be had, perhaps? there sure is in THIS episode! join mickey as he checks out the weirdest ice cream and popsicle flavors the first page of a quick…
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get get get get got got got got
mickey may live with their head in the clouds, but he's got an absolute DEATH GRIP (get it? :D) on the inner-workings of the online prank community. why do they all suck so hard? is it because, sometimes, life itself is the biggest prank of all? ...it's also just completely possible that these...
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trival me this!
[CONTENT WARNING: like most of our episodes, this is HIGHLY NSFW! also, 52:00 to 55:08 features explicit mentions of rape/sexual assault, which can understandably be triggering for survivors. no worries if you skip that part - survivor to survivor, i support you. stay safe out there, friends.…
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NFT you & me
mickey, using his incredible capacity for not knowing literally a single goddamn thing, explains NFTs. what are they? he doesn't know. what are they good for? he doesn't know that, either. but are some of them IRRIDEEMIBLY UGLY??? fuck yeah, they are! so join mickey as he roasts NFT design in the...
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creature discomforts
wanna take a walk on the wild side? it's okay if you don't, we have other episodes! but, as far as this episode goes, our resident half-human half-horse beast of a host talks animals - including animals that can talk back! most of those animals have died, however, and are not available for…
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fender-bending gender-bender
AUDIO GLITCH: at around 13:18, i say "hopefully i also get into NO MORE ACCIDENTS!". sorry, i moved outta the range of the mic... mostly bc i'm not using a mic. not even remotely or a little bit. mickey sorrow - noted failed comedian, noted prospective demolition derby-driver - discusses the joys...
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*reads aloud somewhat poorly*
oh hai there!! XD *fucking GLOMPS you* remember the internet? chances are, you're actually using it right now - otherwise, how the fuck did you get here? but remember the EARLY internet? yeah. a lotta people do. a few people are still trapped there, which unfortunately leads them to act out in...
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loved by some
mickey's voluntarily celibate, and not remotely a nice guy; it's okay to hate him, it's just gotta be for reasons OTHER than those. but, for those where those reasons DO apply, this episode's approximately one hour of mickey reading uncomfortable reddit posts from r/NiceGuys and r/IncelTear and,...
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tit for flat
no, we won't be talking top surgery in this episode - as much as mickey would enjoy that. this episode is about the flat - F-L-A-T, for our viewers at home - earth community, because like... how is that even a community? what're they up to? why does the earth get to be flat but my chest doesn't?...
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christmas? in MY july??
it's more likely than you think! ;) retroactively published towards the end of august because mickey's a fucking idiot, this is his less-than-inspired take on christmas in july. from not understanding it, to not wanting to partake in it, to only wanting to partake in it if it becomes a satanist...
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roar!! what is it good for?
mickey - someone who's already anachronistically floating somewhere between the early 70s and the mid 90s - turns the clock back even FURTHER in the interest of getting paleolithic with it. or cretaceous with it. jurassic feels overdone at this point but whatever, that's fine too. the point is,...
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troma's where the heart is
there's always a troma to talk about - whether or not there's always a troma to talk TO remains to be seen, and isn't really related to the content of this exact episode at all. because, in THIS episode, mickey reads through a list of troma films - independent films notable for their gore, sexual...
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come out and play!
you gotta keep 'em separated - if, by "them", you've gotta keep mickey and the concept of bad media as far away from each other as possible, lest he begins speaking on the subject. in this episode, mickey speaks EXTENSIVELY on the subject of shit plays. you read that right (you might hear it…
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through your heart OR to the stomach
mickey loves romance, but romance does NOT favor mickey - and he likes it better this way! blessed and cursed with a visceral (and NEGATIVE) reaction to even just the thought of PDA, mickey takes a cursory glance at popular dating game shows through the ages. do their premises set your heart...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
if you're a weirdo who's ever wondered about the secret inner lives of literal actual cartoon characters, look no further than... i dunno. very specific reddit threads, probably. maybe pornhub?but if you're wondering about the inner life of one very SPECIFIC IRL cartoon character, look no further than 'what's mine is hours', an approximately hour-long podcast in which real-life cartoon antihero mickey sorrow screams into his laptop speakers, full-on stage and screen projection-style, about sex, love, hating both sex and love, crime, art, things that pass as art but just barely, shit media, canadian stereotypes, pictures he finds on the internet, past experiences that resurface as he's actively talking, and anything else that a person might be wont to talk about if they're not necessarily... all the way there.armed with a face for radio, a voice for silent film, and a whole host of neuroses that just won't quit, mickey sorrow (his real actual name, by the way) lives his life - and rec
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