What's Your Beef?

JD's beef blows, Coach checks on a check-in, and Deej takes a tour.  

JD beefs with buttons, Coach visits the vet, and guest beefer Brother perfects a problematic pose.   

Coach dukes it out in a denim store, JD gets pissed at private equity, and Deej cuts down a classic.  

Deej has pouring problems, JD puts up with podcasts, and Coach can't get a contractor..   

JD gets a gift, Coach brings home the big picture, and Deej goes on a reel rant.  

Coach uncovers a pet ploy, Deej sees a dumb doctor, and JD refuses to round up.   

JD has a midnight meeting, Coach goes on a fast field trip, and Davis phones in about fish tacos.   

Coach can't catch the right cadence, JD's annoyed at algorithms, and guest beefer Roomie takes the wrong road.  

Deej earns a new nickname, JD faces a tough truth, and Coach calls out a camerawoman.  

Deej says no to the nub, JD resists change, and Coach can't forget a fifth grade failure.  

Davis spots a stowaway, JD defends dandelions, and Coach has it out for a holiday.  

Coach gets cut, JD gets jilted, and Deej gets ticked off about trailers. 

JD and Coach get disgraced by their daughters while Davis busts Big Cheese. 

Coach gives up on a grump, JD complains about the crab sign, and Davis won't stand for a sell out snowman. 

Coach's dentist gets defensive, JD bails on a bold plan, and Davis gets a good laugh from Grandma.   

JD won't take out your trash, Coach doesn't handle a heckler, and guest host Jeff tries to kick it with the cool kids.

Coach doubles down on Dave, JD cuts it close, and Davis deals with a distant driver.  

JD wants to see a sold sign, Davis has an interesting interaction, and Coach gets mad at McDonald's.  

JD gives out her social security number to a pony-tailed stranger

Davis stares down a stranger, Coach botches a block party, and JD gets rid of some records.   

Coach plans a party, JD's on the brink of a bad break, and Davis has trouble with timing.  

JD says so long to her super power, Davis packs some plastic, and Coach always comes back.  

Davis is put out by plugging in, Coach gives a grand gesture, and JD turns down a tiny tee.   

Coach has a bunch of bad beer, JD pauses for a petitioner, and Davis can't stand a soulless salad.  

JD loathes laundry, Davis rails on a bad rec, and Coach travels with a toddler.   

Davis is sick of superfluous sounds, Coach gets caught, and some bold bachelorettes bring JD way back.  

Coach beefs with a bad book, JD ducks a door-knocker, and Davis enjoys the noises of nature.   

JD tries out a tough spot, Davis gets fed up with first class, and Coach finds her feet.   

Coach gets pissed on a Peloton, JD falls into a funk, and guest host Deej debunks a dumb debate.   

Coach takes in TMI, JD can't find the right cord, and guest host Deej gets knicked in the knee.   

JD gets eaten alive by Edible Arrangements, Davis gets arrogant in the Amazon, and Coach hates being held up.  Check it out/share/donate etc: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-save-the-ecuadorian-rainforest-no-really

Davis scoffs at sell-outs, Coach gets the grade, and JD fumes about a fundraiser.  

The gang kicks off season 5! Coach can't cut some slack, JD feels dissed by the dentist, and Davis takes on tech.   

The gang wraps up Season 4 with their annual tourney to crown 2023's Beef of the Year.  CONTENDERS: Dr. Diet Advice (Coach, Ep 159: "I Thought It Would Be Bigger") Chicago Style Hot Dog (JD, Ep 150: The Full Pickle) Cat Sitting (Coach, Ep 138: I'll Always Have Coach) Capitalism Ruins Everything (Davis, Ep 146: 7336) Marinara Burrito (Davis, Ep 140: The Highlight of Our Lives) Speeding Ticket (JD, Ep 149: You're Not That Special) Caesar's Animatronics (Davis, Ep 132: Bye-Bye is Back) Erin Brokevich (JD, Ep 141: Broke Dried-Up Dumdums) Pumping at Work (Coach, Ep 131: Postmortem of Women in the Workplace) Guided Tours (JD, Ep 152: Candy Assault) Longest Letsgoboy (Coach, Ep 128: She is my Forever Friend) King Mattress Fail (Coach, Ep 149: You're Not that Special) Bouncy Ball Decision (Davis, Ep 138: I'll Always Have Coach) Tiny Water Bottles (Coach, Ep 141: Broke Dried-Up Dumdums) Weighted Blankets (JD, Ep 128: She is My Forever Friend) Crisis Decisions (Davis, Ep 149: You're Not that Special)

JD sacrifices for a side dish, Coach eats with the elders, and Davis' dog groomer makes daring decisions.   

JD speculates about skinny celebs, Coach gets pissy with a pediatrician, and guest host Jonathan has a vendetta against vermin. 

Coach gets acquainted with her kid's class, Davis does the right thing, and JD says so long to sleeping.

Davis rants about the wrong way to wait, Coach takes on too many toasts, and guest host Greg gets gushy about guy stuff.  

Coach and Davis have water-based woes while guest host Mayor makes all the wrong moves.

Davis ducks out of a drug store, JD rants about reviews, and Coach can't have one thing.   

JD denounces dessert decor, Coach handles a homeowner hassle, and Roomie leaves politeness on the picket line. 

Davis finds a faulty fair, Coach crams the fam in a car, and JD takes on too much attention.   

Coach wonders why people wait, JD handles a hostage situation, and Davis gets mad about a missed opportunity.

JD tiffs with the toddler tax, Davis likes levity, and Coach goes crazy over crappy comments. 

Davis detests the drab, Coach gets a creepy correspondence, and JD calls out a Chi-town classic.

Coach conquers a king, JD meets a kindergarten cop, and Davis drops the ball on decision-making.

BEEF: Episode 6 - Jean-Claude Van Damme vs. Steven Seagal Long before Marvel and DC started digging through their archives for whatever semi-recognizable spandex-clad heroes they could squeeze into FunkPop form, the people saving the day in Hollywood were just that: people. Everyday ordinary joes, off-duty cops, and cooks who were really former Navy SEALs in disguise. Back in the 80s and 90s, when blockbusters were all about bazookas and brawn, some of the biggest movie stars in the world were guys who looked good in a bloodstained tank-top. Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Damme were never the major A-listers. But they certainly knew how to sell a few well-time karate chops. And their verbal sparring brought the two of them close to blows at the height of their fame.  Be sure to read James Kendrick's insightful texts on the action genre: Hollywood Bloodshed: Violence in 1980s American Cinema and A Companion to the Action Film.  Hosted by Bridget Todd Written by Benjamin Austin-Docampo Editing & Sound Design by Pete Musto https://ncpodcasts.com/beef

In this special ep, returning guest Brother brings some beef games to celebrate JD's beerless bday.   

The gang takes a break from beefin' to read some write-ins from their petty pals.   

JD's offended by office hours, Davis stands against the system, and Coach wants a day off of doing your job.