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What's Your Excuse?

by Rogue Media Network

A comedy podcast all about excuses and why we use them, why other people have used them, and what these excuses have gotten people out of. Megan and Caitlin meet in the studio with roommates, her cat, and sometimes a guest, to talk about the crazy, creative, and usually really dumb excuses people use to get out of things. They also frequently discuss the ongoing adventures of their lives and what excuses they have used in their every day to get out of going to parties, leaving dinners early, and running a mile in gym class. (... well that one is old.) This isn't an attempt to get people to stop using their excuses and be accountable, this is praise for the originality some people have when they come up with them.

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Episodes

  1. The FINAL Episode!

    The ladies are in the studio and this is the LAST episode. Cry all the tears... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  2. The Penultimate Episode: Haunted Savannah GA

    The ladies are in the studio recording the penultimate episode before the finale. They're talking sinus infections and haunted Savannah Georgia! Follow the ladies on the following platforms: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Instagram:...

  3. Rewind: Room Temp Shrimp (originally aired April 19, 2019)

    Rewind: Room Temp Shrimp (originally aired April 19, 2019) This week Megan and Caitlin come to the rescue! When a fan asks for advice on getting out of a test for school, Megan and Caitlin deliver! They also discuss the odds of food poisoning from eating a room temperature poke bowl. For more...

  4. Wad of Toilet Paper

    The ladies are in the studio with big news! Follow the ladies on the following platforms: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WhatsYourExcusePodcast To reach out and share your own...

  5. Rewind: Bowling Hat Man (originally aired December 20, 2018)

    Rewind: Bowling Hat Man (originally aired December 20, 2018) On this week's episode, Megan and Caitlin talk about hitting things with their cars, burning houses down, and drug tests. Follow the ladies on the following platforms: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/…

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  6. We All Have a Rash Somewhere

    The ladies are in the studio and talking spookies and rashes! Follow the ladies on the following platforms: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WhatsYourExcusePodcast To reach out...

  7. Steamed Clams

    The ladies are in the studio with a special guest talking about clams, fairs, and ghosts! Follow the ladies on the following platforms: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Patreon:...

  8. Rewind: What Beavers May Come (originally aired April 29th 2020)

    Rewind: What Beavers May Come (originally aired April 29th 2020) The ladies are in the "virtual" studio talking about Dreams, Mom, and Beavers! Follow the ladies on the following platforms: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Instagram:...

  9. More Ghost Stories (All in da Titties)

    The ladies are in the studio and talking More Ghost Stories! Follow the ladies on the following platforms: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WhatsYourExcusePodcast To reach out…

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  10. Ghost Stories (some from childhood)

    The ladies are in the studio and talking Ghost Stories including some from childhood! Follow the ladies on the following platforms: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Patreon:...

  11. Japanese Folklore

    The ladies are in the studio and talking anime that makes you cry and Japanese Folklore! Follow the ladies on the following platforms: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Patreon:...

  12. Haunted Prisons

    The ladies are in the studio and talking haunted prisons and going in your pants. Follow the ladies on the following platforms: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Patreon:...

  13. Haunted Cemeteries

    The ladies are in the studio and extra chatty! They're talking haunted cemeteries and life. Follow the ladies on the following platforms: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Patreon:...

  14. Urban Legends

    The ladies are not in the studio due to technical difficulties, but they're talking about Urban Legends and everything else! Follow the ladies on the following platforms: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/…

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  15. Rewind: Donald and a Candle in the Closet (Originally aired June 24, 2020)

    Rewind: Donald and a Candle in the Closet (Originally aired June 24, 2020) The ladies are in the studio again talking about candles in closets, dead rats, and doing duck impressions! Brought to you by the fine people at **** who really are a real sponsor. Follow the ladies on the following...

  16. Cryptids

    The ladies are in the studio talking cryptids, drinking, and echoes. Follow the ladies on the following platforms: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WhatsYourExcusePodcast To…

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  17. Real Human Superpowers

    The ladies are in the studio talking real human superpowers and trying to get through it without one of them puking. Follow the ladies on the following platforms: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Patreon:...

  18. Rewind: More Ghosts and Goblins (Rebroadcast from September 9, 2020)

    Rewind: More Ghosts and Goblins (Rebroadcast from September 9, 2020) The ladies are in the studio talking about ghosts and goblins, continuing a rebrand, and some butt stuff of course. Follow the ladies on the following platforms: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/...

  19. Ouija Boards and Falling Knives

    The ladies are in the studio talking Ouija Boards and enduring Jacob's falling knives. Follow the ladies on the following platforms: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whatsyourexcusepodcast/ Patreon:...

  20. Rewind: Shrill Krill - Episode 10 (Rebroadcast from February 22, 2019)

    Rewind: Shrill Krill - Episode 10 (Rebroadcast from February 22, 2019) This week the girls talk about murder again! This time they discuss men's excuses for killing their significant others! They also discuss a visit to their favorite doctor! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

  21. A Classic Lollipop

    The ladies are in the studio talking about haunted places and everything else! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  22. Rewind: Suck it, Liam- Episode 16 (Rebroadcast from April 13th 2019)

    Rewind: Suck it, Liam- Episode 16 (Rebroadcast from April 13th 2019) This episode the ladies will discuss excuses people have used to get out of work. Some of these excuses are pretty crazy! Megan and Caitlin also spend some time talking about the feedback they have received about previous...

  23. Weird Christmas Figures

    The ladies are in the studio talking about the holidays and weird spooky figures. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  24. Haunted Objects & Circumcision

    The ladies are in the studio talking about haunted objects, why babies are circumcised, and the stinky smell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  25. Haunted Asylums & Ghosts of Gingerbread Men

    The ladies are BACK in the studio decorating and eating gingerbread mean you can't see and talking about haunted asylums! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

  26. Annabelle & Robert the Haunted Dolls

    The ladies are in the studio talking about haunted dolls and buttholes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  27. Bloody Mary, Nipples & The Elevator Game

    The ladies are BACK in the studio talking about massages that go too far, the elevator game (spooky!), and Bloody Mary (yum! wait sorry, wrong one). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

  28. Howdy Hey! Step Back Satan!

    The ladies are NOT in the studio (stupid covid) talking about the dark one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  29. More Haunted Hotels

    The ladies are in the studio talking about more haunted hotels and how much Mike hates them (he doesn't)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  30. Haunted Hotels and a Stray Dog

    The ladies are in the studio with a special canine guest talking about haunted hotels...they are...not the dog. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

  31. The Wailing Woman

    The ladies are in the studio talking about wailing women and La Llorona! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  32. The Dasani Ghost Story

    The ladies are back on a zoom call for being corona adjacent. They're talking about schools in need and water ghosts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

  33. Jyderup Ghost Story

    The ladies introduce a listener's real ghost story! This is spooky, This is spooky. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  34. A Gun in My Face & Skinwalkers

    The ladies are in the studio talking about road rage, guns, and skinwalkers of course! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  35. Rewind: Dr. Longbaby (Rebroadcast from April 5, 2019)

    Rewind: Dr. Longbaby (Rebroadcast from April 5, 2019) This week the ladies find out that their doctor will not accept their invitation to be on the podcast. They also discuss the creative ways people use their children to get out of doing whatever they don't feel like doing. Learn more about your...

  36. Doppelgänger Double Trouble

    The ladies are in the studio talking about doppelgangers, skinwalkers, plumcots, and more poop talk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  37. More Ghosts and Goblins

    The ladies are in the studio talking about ghosts and goblins, continuing a rebrand, and some butt stuff of course. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

  38. The Plopcast featuring Toad

    The ladies are in the studio talking about everything plop! Two special guests: Ryan and TOAD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  39. A**h*le Bellybutton

    The ladies are in the studio talking about a**h*les and belly buttons! Brought to you by the fine folks at LIGHT BEER! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

  40. Pickle Presents: Thots and Prayers (Rebroadcast from February 28, 2019)

    That pickle you buy at the concession stand during middle school football games presents: Thots and Prayers (February 28, 2019) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

  41. EPISODE 50! Hot Snakes!

    The ladies are in the studio for the 50th time talking about flaming serpents, scooters, and no cake! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  42. Look for My Tonsils!!

    The ladies are in the studio talking about cow hearts, tonsils, and wine, wine, wine! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  43. Fire Farts (and how to kidnap yourself)

    The ladies are in the studio again talking about flavored seaweed, tough weeks, and reporting yourself as kidnapped! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

  44. That's a Slide Hole

    The ladies are in the studio again with special guest Aaron talking about Catholic God, giving birth, and underarm hair! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

  45. Dressage and Wine

    The ladies are in the studio again talking about voting, horsies, and wine, wine, wine! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  46. 35 CATS IN (Rebroadcast from Feb 01, 2019)

    ORAL B Presents: 35 Cats In (Rebroadcast Feb 01, 2019)! Brought to you by the fine people at ORAL B! The Oral-B clic™ manual toothbrush combines distinctive iconic design with our next gen cleaning performance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at...

  47. Soap Box Edition - Now With More Comedy!

    The ladies are in the studio again talking about politics, flame wars, and big purses! Brought to you by the fine people at ORAL B who really are a real sponsor, unlike those cowards at quip. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at...

  48. Donald and a Candle in the Closet

    The ladies are in the studio again talking about candles in closets, dead rats, and doing duck impressions! Brought to you by the fine people at QUIP who really are a real sponsor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and...

  49. Dad, Don't Listen to This One

    The ladies are in the studio again, with special guests Fake Mike and Cody! Now with 200% more ad read! Brought to you by the fine people at QUIP! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

  50. QUIP Presents: Sleep Fighter (Rebroadcast Jan 24 2019)

    QUIP Presents: Sleep Fighter (Rebroadcast Jan 24 2019)! Brought to you by the fine people at QUIP! Quip, an electric toothbrush created by dentists and designers with features you need (and none of the gimmicks you don’t). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A comedy podcast all about excuses and why we use them, why other people have used them, and what these excuses have gotten people out of. Megan and Caitlin meet in the studio with roommates, her cat, and sometimes a guest, to talk about the crazy, creative, and usually really dumb excuses people use to get out of things. They also frequently discuss the ongoing adventures of their lives and what excuses they have used in their every day to get out of going to parties, leaving dinners early, and running a mile in gym class. (... well that one is old.) This isn't an attempt to get people to stop using their excuses and be accountable, this is praise for the originality some people have when they come up with them.

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Rogue Media Network

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What's Your Excuse? currently has 90 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is What's Your Excuse? about?

A comedy podcast all about excuses and why we use them, why other people have used them, and what these excuses have gotten people out of. Megan and Caitlin meet in the studio with roommates, her cat, and sometimes a guest, to talk about the crazy, creative, and usually really dumb excuses people...

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What's Your Excuse? has 90 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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What's Your Excuse? is created and hosted by Rogue Media Network.
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