When Sodom Met Gomorrah

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah... We're doing our best with these titles. Guys, it's really hard. Anyway... we get into the books of Titus, Philemon, and Hebrews!!!! Honestly, a bit of fun. And that's all a girl like me can ask for.THANKS, BABES! BOOBS ARE NICE TO LOOK AT, BUT BETTER TO SQUEEZE.(. ) Y  ( . )800815

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This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we got a thing for Philippians and we want YOU to feel our penis. Our colossal, colossian penis. Buddy also learned a lot of Spanish. And Caitlyn Jenner can catch these male-born hands. LET'S GO!

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah we read two more of Paul's letters to various peoples and just feel so much love and admiration for the work he is so bravely doing. He's just the best, we love him! We also tease an upcoming project and give absolutely no specifics or really any information on. Dear audience, here is your homework for this week: watch The Drama so that when we talk about it next week on the pod, it won't spoil anything. Dear audience, do you even care if we live or die?

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we venture into the carnal and sexually immoral land of Corinth! And Paul reaaaaallly wants them to celibate, but will accept if they just be freaky in marriage instead. Which I think is actually somewhat of a decent compromise. I wish a man would compromise with me like that.... but girls like me... we don't deserve nice things....... when I was a kid they'd throw rocks at my head and call me rock target. 

This week of When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we read what may be the most homophobic book of The Bible so far. Take THAT, Leviticus! We don't GAF tho, we will continue working that which is unseemly, Paul! Eat my butt! Do you guys understand the title of this ep? It easily could've been named another thing but we don't support that certain female rapper anymore. So basically this title is like "roaming for more men." I wanted to do Roman for hung bi cock but then I realized the book title was RomanS. With an s. Whatever. 

This week on WHEN SODOM MET GOMORRAH... We finally are out of the gospels and into a new storyline, with the book of Acts! We learn about expanding Christianity, and the basic idea of church and how it came to be.(Last night) Our lovers' quarrel(I was thinkin' about you) Hurts more than I can say(And it was kind of dirty) All night(And the way that you looked at me)Help me here (It was kind of nasty, ah)Help me here (It was kind of trashy)'Cause I can't help my mind from going there[Pre-Chorus]Heard your boyfriend was away this weekendWanna meet at my place?Heard that we both got nothing to doWhen I lay in bed, I touch myself, and think of you[Chorus]Last nightDamn, you were in my sex dreams (You were in my)Doing really nasty things (You were in my dreams)Damn, you were in my sex dreams (You were in my)Making love in my sex dreams[Verse 2]We could be caught (I just want this to be perfect)We're both convicted criminals of thought ('Cause I'm broken)Let's white (By the one before)Glove the bed (He was kind of nasty)Help me here (And I feel so trashy)'Cause we can't hide the evidence in our headsSee Lady Gaga LiveGet tickets as low as $200You might also likePerfect CelebrityLady GagaHow Bad Do U Want MeLady GagaGarden Of EdenLady GagaAdvertisementScroll to continue with content[Post-Chorus]Don't stop the party (Making love in my sex dreams)Let's keep it naughty, yeah (Making love in my sex dreams)Watch me act a fool (Making love in my sex dreams)Tomorrow, when I run into you, tomorrow, when I run into you[Bridge]You could turn to stone or the color of men petrified by a womanIn love as I am when I lay with youI think of him, I think of him[Interlude]I can't believe I'm telling you this, but I've had a couple drinks, andOh, my God

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we take a break from The New Testes and bring you the fourth installment of Prayer Circle, where we answer questions from our audience. Want to send a question in and potentially be featured in our next episode of Prayer Circle? Follow us on IG @wsmgpod and also @missbenny @buddykeaton @michelleobama @selenagomez. 

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah we get the BEST gospel yet, and ultimately... the last. Genuinely this one is so sweet, and probably should be the only one. We learn Jesus had friends. And we learn that Buddy is going through a self-image crisis. Genuinely this episode might be triggering for my ED girlies. We're sorry, but we're also human. #REALNESS

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we are 3/4ths of the way through the Gospels of the New Testament! Which means we are almost to what will hopefully be NEW STORY again!! We still find some new info and bits in the Gospel according to Luke, so no worries. But God are we excited for some new stories. And Buddy is excited to make a FILTHY martini once he finishes writing this episode description. Hmm... maybe a couple more words... fart piss shit and cunt. Alright, done. MARTINI TIME!!!

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah we get the gospel... again! A gospel so nice, you get it twice. This time, a little juicier and weirder. Mark, you freaky nasty. We also nearly take an alt-religious pivot but I think we might've escaped it. Just don't ask us how many genders there are, we're still deprogramming.When I lay in bed I touch myself and think of you.

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah it's SEASON 2 BABY!! That's right, nearly a year since our premiere episode we are in the NEW TESTAMENT. We're reading the book of Matthew and meeting a new character named.. Jesus Christ? Did I get that right? Yeah bitch. It's that guy. SPONGEBOB BIG GUY PANTS OK. Also new podcast artwork for S2. Love ya.

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we complete the OLD TESTAMENT! Yippee no more absolute devastation!!... unless...? Oh God... there's more? You mean this doesn't get happy? No.. noo!!NO!!!@!NO!!!!!!!

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we say hey to the gay guys and read the book of Haggai, guy! So in that bit, you should read "haggai" like "hey gay" and then I'm saying guy after so it's like, hey gay guy! That's the whole pun of the title as well! Super fun stuff this ep. We get attacked by a tickle monster but what he doesn't know is this pussy bites back! We also read the book of Zephaniah too which is just one of the most pleasurable and excited experiences we've had in the last 35 eps of this podcast. Somehow these old testament books just keep getting better and fresher and more interesting! We are so sad to be leaving it behind so soon!! Shoot!! Aw that sucks!!! Oh well, enjoy it while you can... 

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah... We read the books of Habukkuk and Nahum and find out that Ninevah's peace post-Jonah was short lived and more importantly we learnt hat that dick corrupt me. It really feels like we took a coffee enema before recording this one. And maybe we did. I'll NEVER TELL!!!! Star me kitten. x

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we read two more books just like last episode! Did you guys like when we did that last episode? You did listen to the last episode... didn't you? No worries if not, it's a new year and anything is possible! We could even get MONETIZED!!! DOLLAR SIGNSSS!!! We finally read the book of Jonah which we both kind of thought would be so much longer and also I thought would have come way earlier in the bible but whatever they clearly know what they doing over at Jesus Mary and Joseph Publishing House I guess. We also like mention the book of Micah because it's BORINGGG and STUPIDDD!!!The problem I have with haters is that they see my glory, but they don’t know my story. -Maya Angelou

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we do a double feature and one of the books included sounds like the word ANUS! Ain't that fun! God is still in his wacky "i hate my people" bag.... awkward turtle. Also, Hi this is Benny! Hii!!!! I did my best with this title. Do you like diamonds?

This week we are reading the Book of Joel as well as the comments on a youtube video about the Book of Joel and also just talking a bunch of nonsense because the Book of Joel is only two pages yet we somehow found a way to record for over an hour....... Oh well.. as they say: baby, this is what you came for, lightning strikes every time she moves.

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah... we dive into Hosea and find out that God hates his creation. Literally, he says so. It's pretty nuts. I'm so hungry right now, I might order Thai food. Hot noodles in MY mouth? Hell yes.... Brb.

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we... hold on.. we... hold on.... we read the book of Daniel... hold on... and we... hold on... wait... hold on... we read about Daniel in the lions den which... hold on... have we read this before?.. Hold on... LET'S GO! HOLD ON!

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we finish up the book of Ezekiel and my Lord it's so many metaphors. Meta one, meta two, meta three, metaphors! Insane. Just so many. M + E + T + A + P + H + O + R! Me = Ta^4(s)MEATY FOURS! MEAT! I LOVE MEAT IN MY MOUTH> HUGE FAT MEEAAAT!Love u. LETS GO!

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we learn that Ezekiel is not only a performance art loving prophet, but also a complete and unabashed size queen. That's right, we read multiple verses about whores lusting after well endowed men and we feel oh so seen. We haven't struggled to move on from a verse so much since Sarah's giggles had us laughing back in Genesis! Representation matters. LET'S GO!

On this episode of When Sodom Met Gomorrah... We go through the grief of Jerusalem, but more importantly go through Buddy's Halloween costume: Chicken Michael Jackson. Benny calls her mom, meets Addison Rae, and acknowledges that her aunt used to live in Paris. Let's go!

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we read the book of Jeremiah, written by none other than Jeremiah, who, after cementing his legacy with this book of the Bible, went on to write hits such as Birthday Sex. He's such versatile and everlasting figure of greatness and power. This book is filled with God's usual shenanigans of hating and then killing his chosen people, but with some fun political drama sprinkled throughout. Miss Benny would like me, Buddy Keaton, to publicly state that I edited this episode and if you do not like that one soundscape I created (you'll know the one), to blame it on me, Buddy Keaton and not Miss Benny. Enjoy the episode! ;)

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we re-dip our toes back into the book of Isaiah! And the water is… cold… and murky…. God, are you there? Help us. We love you. Please help. Lord, please. Find me where you made me. I'm where the trade made me. Help!

Hewwo pwincess... This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we dip our toes into the book of Isaiah! And yes, we do mean dip... because for the first time in WSMG Pod history, we have split a book into two parts because this book was so god damned long it was only logical. So put your headphones on, sit back and listen to us SAYUH what we SAYID! OKAYYY PWINCESS LET'S GO!

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we dip into the refreshing waters of Solomon Lake! AKA... the sexy book! Or so we thought... turns out taking monogamy advice from a man with 700 wives and 300 concubines is low-key crazyyyy. We somehow get some Kamala Harris soundbites in here. And maybe sing quite a bit too. LET'S GO.

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we get into what is essentially Miss Benny's Book of Job equivalent. Yes, remember when Buddy almost cried reading the Book of Job and we gave you our most earnest episode to date? Well this time, it's Benny's turn! And amidst some real analysis of what Benny calls "the atheists book", we discuss XTina's decidedly not-a-hit single "Vanity", which pop girlies went to heaven, which went to hell, and most importantly, which faded into nothing. Pop open a Coca-Cola (HELLO!), put your headphones on, and sit back while we do what we do best: recount The Bible with plenty of fart sounds. LET'S GO!

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we are back from our hiatus with new sounds, new guests, and a new episode talking about the book of Proverbs! If God is a woman, Solomon is a he/they in Bushwick cause his pen goes crazy but he can't do his dishes. Also Josie Totah is in this episode somehow. LET'S GO!

You guys... this is a very, VERY special episode... We're bustin' into Psalms, the book of songs and poems praising the one and only G O D!!! Now, we could have just read you this beautiful prose, but we thought you had enough earnest Bible reading after Job... So this week, we've gathered some of the biggest musical talents of our time to perform modern renditions of our favorite Psalms. Sit down, turn your volume up, and let the music take you away. LET'S GO!

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we took your prayer requests about digging in your butt, converting to another religion, and how to become a famous trans actress... Let's GO!

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we read the Book of Job otherwise known as The Book that Nearly Broke Buddy Keaton's Nascent Faith OR The Book Miss Benny Dreaded Reading the Most Due to Childhood Religious Trauma... Yes, it’s true: this is a heavy book, and we let ourselves get real earnest for you. Buddy almost cries! But don’t worry — amidst all the honesty, vulnerability, and diligently researched feelings about religion, God, and why it seems (according to religion) that some people are born to suffer, we include PLENTY of juicy fart sounds and maybe even an "I'm Lena Dunham"! LET'S GO!

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we step into the only book of the bible that doesn't even mention God! And one of TWO that is titled after a woman (she/her/they) — listen as Benny recounts way too many unimportant details about her childhood and Buddy suffers to even care at all about his "best friend" or whatever. LET'S GO!

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we dive deep into Nehemiah, waiting for something meaty... but not really finding it. However, we do have a lot of fun along the way. Join Benny and Buddy with special guests, The Dixie Chicks, Adele, Jason Derulo, and more! Who doesn't know what I'm talking about??? SET, HUT!

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we step out of our tales of sleeping together and throwing up on our hookups and launch back into the Holy Book with the book of: EZRA. We talk about the mass divorce of the pagan wives, and Buddy nearly cries a few times. It's a huge day for believers like us. LET'S RIP SOME ASS!!!

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we are starting right where we left off and finishing counting down our TOP 10 favorite memories together as besties. We talk about our shared cosmetic procedures and how those can go awry, our shared couples massage and how that can go awry (for one of us), and our shared... well, just listen and find out what else we've shared. It's kind of insane and we think we may have overshared. Oh well! Don't forget to smile!

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we forgo recapping every book of the bible so far (as First Chronicles would instruct us to do) and instead recap the top 10 moments of our friendship as two besties... we tell stories we've never told before and probably shouldn't in this two parter episode beginning with PART ONE. LET'S GO!

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we are allergic to the drama, diva! (Bless you...) Children teasing a bald man, said bald man sicking bears on said children, a freaky prophet raising a child from the dead, a bloody coup that includes the annihilation of an entire family and the trampling of a gorgeous harlot, and so. much. idolatry. No wonder we're having such an intense reaction... LET'S GO-CHOO! (Bless you...)

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we dip into the cool refreshing waters of 1st Kings! These kings put the DOLL in Idolatry, and we put the TREE. We get some dead baby drama, a man with 700 wives and 300 concubines, and finally answer the question: Is Gravity by Sara Bareilles the best song ever written? LET'S GO. 

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we are coming to you from closer to the source than ever before... Marrakech, Morocco baby gyal! Being two incredibly well traveled sex-enjoying-individuals, we thought this would be the ideal time to answer your questions on travel/sex. We cover topics like... How to travel with an enema or dildo? How do you handle a "roster"? Will Miss Benny and Buddy Keaton overcome their travel tummy and finish recording the episode? Let us pray...

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we're getting into what is arguably the gaggiest and gayest book of the bible so far! Seriously it's story-rich as hell. We go over the highly debated same-sex attraction love of David & Jonathan, the rebound affair David has in his lover's wake, and through the story of David we finally answer the question: will bisexuals inherit the kingdom of God? LET'S GO. 

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we're getting into some of the most sickening and iconic stories in The Bible. Israel's getting its first king, after all! But not only that, we're being introduced to some of the tallest and hottest characters yet. From Saul, to David, to Goliath himself, it seems God has a way of attracting XXL hunks from all over the Levant. Very Nice!

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah... we take a fellowship detour into our debut episode of PRAYER CIRCLE! We take prayer requests from our devout followers of Christ (and our instagram @wsmgpod), and answer questions like... Should I remain celibate? Are open relationships okay? How do I stop lusting after gay guys and become more homophobic? Let us pray...

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we're diving deep into one of the shortest books of The Bible and somehow making a full episode out of it. With only four chapters, you may be wondering: what topics could they possibly even cover in this? We talk about feet (quite a bit, actually), Oprah's gay love affair with Gayle King, Gayle King saying the F-slur, Benny doubting Buddy's love for her (not based in reality) and maybe most importantly... Who is the great-great-grandmother of King David...? Listen to find out... LET'S GO.

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we… get earnest. Well after, like, fifty poop and fart jokes. We squirm our way through the book of JUDGES! We somehow plug Tate McRae’s leg move in Revolving door… we meet Kehlani, Demi Lovato, and Maluma occasionally. And then we earnestly discuss one of the most horrifying chunks of the Bible we’ve read so far, which after book after book of genocide is saying something. LET’S GO.

This week on When Sodom Met Gomorrah, we've got [tech] issues girl, but you've got em too! We crack open the first book post Moses' death. That's right, from here on out, we've got a new author! And this new author has a thing for this woman, Rahab—the harlot—as well as  circumcisions,  sending spies into the promised land, God parting a body of water... It's kind of giving straight up plagiarism, actually... 

This week on WHEN SODOM MET GOMORRAH… we jump into the book of Deuteronomy and dude, you’re onto me! We finally get a law against cross-dressing, non-consensual sex, and whether or not giving your ex a blowjob counts as breaking no-contact. I’m Lena Dunham and you’re reading… Deuteronomy!

This week on WHEN SODOM MET GOMORRAH, it's our longest episode yet. Oh, yeah!! We've got a big girl served up on a reinforced steel platter for you. This episodes got curves, girl, and we ain't got no brakes! This episode will have you reeling from whiplash as we guide you along a journey of curses, scenes of brutal war, your narrators getting abducted by aliens?.. talking goats, foreskin rejuvenation, and SO MUCH MORE... So buckle up as we dive into the Book of Numbers, the penultimate Book of Moses. Slay, diva.

This week on WHEN SODOM MET GOMORRAH, we're deep in the levitical law to figure out what the hell is going on with homosexuality, shrimp, and mixed fabrics. For some reason we also talk about fisting tattoos, boba smoothies, and whether or not Ariana Grande will see the gates of Heaven. Will YOU be stoned to death according to this book? Probably! 

This week, we are choking ourselves out from the tip to the balls with this big ass book. One of the longest books in The Bible, the book of Exodus follows the Israelites *exodus* from Egypt, led by our new main character… MOSES! With slavery, plagues, surprise circumcision, a musical number, endless passages about building a tabernacle, and some of the most iconic imagery in The Bible… What doesn’t this book have? LETSGO!