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Whiskey Bros Around The Table
by Whiskey Bros - Around The Table
The most unprofessional little podcast there ever was!
Episodes
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#158 - Pinch and Roll
Manscaping History & Habits: The hosts debate male grooming preferences—including the "lawnmower" trimmer vs. safety razors—and explore AI data showing 84% of American women groom pubic hair (61% via shaving), sparking a historical deep dive into ancient Egyptian bronze razors and 1970s adult…
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#157 - Whiskey Smut w Rick Noel of Pursuit Spirits
From Podcasting to Bootlegging: The masterminds behind Bourbon Pursuit (the internet’s favorite whiskey podcast) realized they were making everyone else rich. They decided to skip the multi-million dollar startup costs, borrow code words from a bank, and start a cross-country blending project…
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#156 - How to Quitcher Bitchin
The "Educational" First Half: The episode kicks off exactly how any premium audio experience shouldn't—tackling the complex mechanics of fart matches, Texas humidity, and the lost art of taking a squat in the woods, effectively turning wilderness bathroom strategy into a public service...
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#155 - Leaving Florida for Paradise
Guest: Musician, Lead Guitarist, Mason Hodge “the most unprofessional little podcast” immediately becoming a Friends-cast crush draft before the guest is even introduced. The redhead vs. ginger debate, especially the “he plays music, has a soul” save for Mason. Mason’s origin story producing the...
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#154 - It's Bigger Because it's Black!
Baby life, Audiobooks, Courtroom Drama, Romance. Savages Sack, Decongestants, Mixology, Mexican, Jim Beam, Aliens, The Odyssey
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#153 - 'Naders, Bond, and Bad Ideas
Whiskey of the night: J.T. Meleck Louisiana Rice Whiskey This episode starts exactly where a healthy society probably shouldn’t: lawnmower DUI logic, zero-turn crash reels, and a serious discussion about whether the future of American manhood is just sitting in air conditioning while a robot…
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#152 - The Slippery Calf of Artemis
The Vibe: Unprofessional, whiskey-fueled, and 100% sleep-deprived.The Drink: Maker’s Mark Private Selection (Ader Liquor Barrel Pick). The Hiatus: A month off because someone had a baby. The consensus: Being a new dad at 41 is exhausting, and "sleeps like a baby" is a lie designed to make you…
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#151 - Fatigue….Arousing
Guest: Chad “The Chief” Miller Drink of the night: Cask Strength Maker’s Mark Casting Couch Guest - Logan Hastings Last night’s episode kicks off with the Whiskey Bros discovering that a grown man somehow lived decades without knowing who Ric Flair was. Naturally, this launches a wrestling...
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#150 - Riding The Lightning
The Whiskey Bros return from a short hiatus exactly the way fans expect—half organized and fully ready to chase whatever rabbit holes appear. What starts as a simple gripe about daylight saving time quickly spirals into a hilarious roundtable on whether Texas should secede just to avoid changing...
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#149: Viagra for Your Taste Budz - feat. Chef Brad Green - https://eatatfam.com/
Whiskey of the night: Cut Above (Kiln, Mississippi) — Amburana & Honey Cask Finished Whiskey Chef Brad Green returns to the table and immediately turns a casual hang into a masterclass disguised as chaos. Between pours of a cinnamon-toast Amburana-finished whiskey and debates over blind tastings,...
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Bidet All Day - Super Bowl - Bad Bunny - 2026 Winter Olympics
No guest, no agenda, just the Whiskey Bros doing what happens when you lock three guys in a room with a bottle and a microphone. This episode wanders (proudly) through ice storms, frozen studio doors, Super Bowl indifference, Olympic absurdities, TikTok paranoia, AI skepticism, and the growing...
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#147 - If You Want To Be The Greatest, Be The Least - Featuring Jack Dyer
Whiskey of the Night - The Bible Oh buddy, this one felt less like an episode and more like a late-night roadside bonfire where someone hands you a whiskey and says, “Okay, but hear me out.” Jack Dyer rolls in as a civil engineer and developer and immediately gets introduced as a “right-wing...
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#146 - Kill ‘em All - The World's Largest Feral Hog Hunting Contest
Whiskey of the night: Pig Blood, Single Malt Small Batch Cherry Oak Pecan Barrel Reserve, 122.333333333333 proof Last night’s episode wasn’t a podcast so much as a controlled detonation. The Whiskey Bros welcomed Trey Hawkins of TheHuntingGame.com with the stated intention of discussing the Wise...
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145 - Change for Change
The bros rolled into 2026 like a hungover marching band, totally unprepared, missing their notes, and immediately defaulting to the only tradition that matters: drinking whiskey on-air. The Whiskey of the Week was a Jack Daniel’s Distillery Release that somehow tastes like toasted pecans, maple...
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#144 - Lots of Ways to Get to Austin w. Jason Harry from Still Austin Whiskey Co.
Whiskey of the Night: Everything Still Austin “Lots of Ways to Get to Austin” is what happens when Texas whiskey nerds collide with Texas whiskey craft. Jason from Still Austin joins the Bros for a wide-ranging, boozy, and unexpectedly philosophical ride through distillation, music, art, and why...
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#143 - My Hair Can Feel the Mic
Drink of the night: Diabetus The episode begins with a bizarre burst of freedom: no one is wearing headphones, everyone is talking into microphones anyway, and nipple-friction becomes an immediate sensory theme. SavageBro, FireBro and SeeingBro discover that without audio feedback they feel “like...
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#142 - Defending the Taint: A Whiskey Bros Security Briefing
Defending the Taint: A Whiskey Bros Security Briefing Drink of the night: A Midwinter’s Night Dram, Act 10 Last night’s episode kicks off with the Bros wrapped in sweaters, whiskey in hand, already half-feral from holiday food and poor life decisions. It starts as innocent banter—Thanksgiving...
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#141 - Vaccinese / How To Avoid Becoming a Prostitute (or, Just Pick Your Pimp Wisely)
This episode opens like a fever dream from a man who ate expired brisket and fell asleep listening to Full Metal Jacket and a Dave Ramsey audiobook at 2× speed. Before you know it, the Bros are deep into a conversation about missing narrators, unverified mortality, and whether donating to a...
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#140 - It Should Be Harder to Get Free Sh!t Than Getting a Job!
Drink of the Night: Evan Williams White Label - (Evan Williams, CALL US. We are doing so much more for you than you are doing for us. Eventually, we will submit an invoice.) We kicked things off talking about charity, immediately questioned why the Santa Cops toy list includes Bluetooth speakers...
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Getting the Forensic Facts with Former Texas Ranger, N Lane Akin
In a VERY impromptu episode, we sit down with former sheriff and Texas Ranger, N Lane Akin once again. On the agenda is facts about DNA and forensic investigations. This is partly due to a local event where a corpse was found. The whiskey bros are curious as to how an identity of the person is...
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#138 - 3I Atlas and the Suffering Sack
EPISODE SUMMARY: The Bros break from their usual level of unprofessionalism and hit new heights—literally sniffing ammonia straight into their brains while debating whether 3I Atlas is a rock, a mothership, or just a government psyop to cover up Charlie Kirk’s assassination. Between nasal…
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#137 - Preservation In Progress - featuring Judge JD Clark
Drink of the week: Larceny Bourbon - Barrel Proof; We like our bourbon like we like our Judges! The Whiskey Bros get historical—like, 1895 courthouse historical. We sit down with Wise County Judge, JD Clark, who somehow still has energy after wrangling the restoration of the Wise County…
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#136 - The Texas-Rican: Faith, Physics, and the Soul of Puerto Rico
Guest: Reinaldo “Ray” Medina — physics teacher, theologian, and proud Texas RicanDrink of the Night: Homemade Coquito — Puerto Rican holiday coconut cream and whiskey blend (Ray’s twist on the classic rum recipe) Ray Medina, a physics teacher originally from Cayey, Puerto Rico, joins the Whiskey...
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#135 - Degrees of Horrific - Country of Cookie Butter
Drink of the Week: Bad Bitch Rum from the #Unprofessionals The OG Whiskey Bros are back—no guests this week, just the three of them with a hefty sack of gifts from listeners. They crack into bottles of Bad Bitch Rum from Key West, swap stories about Spanish Marie, and argue whether it smells more...
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#134 - Put the Lithium in the Water - Guests: The Edge of Okay Podcast with Megan Nichols and Megan Golden
Drink of the evening: Cabresto Canyon Agave Spirit by Red River Distillery Shout out: Wendell Wiggins for the Awesome shirts! Our Unprofessionals love us! The WhiskeyBros roll into this one already half-fixed and fully feral, welcoming the “Meggins”—Nichols and Golden (aka Ponyboy)—to the table....
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#133 - The Problem With Submission: The War Between Good and Evil - w. Reouhidi Reuben Ndjerareou & Chad Miller
The Bros come in hot on this one—FireBro, SavageBro, The Chief, and Dark Doc wrestle with the biggest themes yet: good, evil, submission, and how all of it bleeds into marriage, politics, and spiritual life. They kick off with some banter about recording mishaps and Doc’s sun-soaked arrival fresh...
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#132 -Faith, Family, Profession - N Lane Akin - Author of “The Point”
This episode marks a sincere turn for the Whiskey Bros. We sat down once again with Lane Akin—retired Wise County Sheriff, lifelong lawman, and now author of The Point. Unlike our usual antics, this conversation leans heavy, and for good reason. Lane joined us to reflect on a career spanning more...
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#131 - Numbers Matter - A Chat With Two Female Mayors in the Fastest Growing County in Texas
Whiskey of the Week: Balcones True Blue (Blue Corn Whiskey) — butterscotch, vanilla tasting notes. Firebro pours his out in disgust. Also sampled – Red River Distillery’s Vermejo Añejo agave spirit (aka “not-tequila tequila”). The Bros kicked things off with their usual mix of raunch and banter,...
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#130 - Make Paddling Great Again! - An unexpected Interview - Featuring Kristal Campbell
The Bros crack open another round of pure unprofessionalism with special guest Kristal Campbell (plus her husband, posted up on the infamous casting couch for protection). In a fun-filled turn-around, Kristal is here armed and ready to interview the Whiskey Bros for a change! Whiskey of the Week:...
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#129 - Cat Milk / Dog Milk
Drink of the Night: Marker Cellars Red – deep ruby, caramel hints (fight over the pronunciation). The Bros are back, sipping on Marker Cellars red (out of anything but wine glasses, of course) and catching up after a summer hiatus that may or may not have involved Clyde’s mysterious vacation. Doc...
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#128 - The Roads Aren't Even Real w. Chad Miller (The Chief)
#128 - The Roads Aren't Even Real w. Chad Miller (The Chief) Drink of the Episode: Founders Brewery lineup (Breakfast Stout, Backwoods Bastard, Dirty Bastard, Fruitwood) Guest: The Chief — casting couch veteran, part-time mic wrangler, full-time vibe regulator. In This Episode: The Bros welcome...
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#127 – “Reestablish Your Garden”
Recorded after a blind whiskey tasting at Trinity Street Coffee Bar – Decatur, TX Whiskey of the Week: High West’s American Prairie Bourbon — an old favorite makes a triumphant return (even if its cork didn’t survive). Bonus content: how to extract a broken cork like a real DIY whiskey bro. In…
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#126 - Disarm them with Salsa w. Monty Caraway
Guest: Monty Caraway – Certified Unprofessional Whiskey of the Week: Whistle Pig Estate Oak Rye (15 yr) and Still Austin Red Corn Bourbon – So good we let Monty finish the bottle off What starts as a busted audio setup and some producer bashing (🖕 Clyde) quickly spirals into a wide-ranging romp...
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#125 - The Wood Wide Web w. Austin Mago
Guest: Austin Mago – Certified Arborist, Bowyer, Tree Whisperer, Possibly a Druid Whiskey of the Week: Still Austin Red Corn Bourbon – 100 proof and smoother than your Uncle’s bad decisions Episode Summary: Grab a glass and brace your roots—this episode is one for the dendro-spiritual record…
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#124 - In Balsamic We Trust
🧠💥🔥💀🍞🥃 This might be the most Unprofessional episode yet. FireBro is back from his Chicago rally (no kings, lots of bricks), SeeingBro is still sweating through armpit discourse, and ClydeBro gets relentlessly hazed (but also kinda nails it). And then… they eat. Bread, olive oil, balsamic...
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#123 - Push More Buttons
With Fire Bro missing in action (possibly deported?), the remaining Whiskey Bros—Doc, Savage Bro, and Clyde-Bro (behind the scenes)—ride solo into a night of pure unsupervised unprofessionalism. From sushi chef gender conspiracies to a half-brilliant Tesla-based ride-share grift, this episode...
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#122 - Mirrors from Hell
What do AI, balsamic vinegar, prostate cancer, and 1970s Yukons have in common? Apparently, all of them are part of America’s collapse—and the Whiskey Bros are here to document it. After a two-week hiatus, the Bros return like a heat stroke in May—sweaty, skeptical, and full of fresh conspiracy...
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#121 - Scaring you into Heaven w. Ty Rambo
Buckle up, you beautiful degenerates, because the Whiskey Bros are back with Episode 121, and we’ve got Ty Rambo in the house—again! That’s right, the man who drinks like a Viking and wakes up at 5 AM like he’s got a meeting with Thor himself. This episode is a masterclass in why you should never...
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#120 - Dead Bottles Everywhere / A Blind Tasting of 8 Assorted Whiskeys w. Ty Rambo
In this gloriously unprofessional episode, the Bros and special guest Ty Rambo attempt a blind tasting showdown between high-end and low-end whiskeys — and chaos absolutely ensues. Featuring pours from Pappy Van Winkle, Old St. Nick, Booker's, E.H. Taylor, Buffalo Trace, Early Times, Evan…
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#119 - Methylene Blues - Featuring Benjamin Outland of Decatur Rotary Club
This week, we sit down with Ben Outland of Outland Insurance Agency, and we barely talk about insurance—on purpose. Instead, this episode takes a wild turn through Europe, polio, poetry, peptides, and posterior caffeine experiments. You know... typical Whiskey Bros territory. We learn that the...
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#118 - Everyone's Been in That Hole - Whiskey Bros Top Ten
Whiskey Bros — “Say It Like You Mean It (But Probably Wrong)” In tonight’s culinary chaos, the Bros try their hand (and fail spectacularly) at pronouncing DFW’s top restaurants—from Thai to sushi to whatever the hell “Zaap” is. With a steady pour and a healthy disrespect for phonetics, we tackle...
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#117 - Treat Your Feet/ w. Twisted X - Featuring Jeff Jones, CFO
In this episode, the Bros welcome Jeff Jones, CFO of Twisted X, co-owner of Virgil Leather Company, and unofficial world champion of “How Many Roles Can One Man Wear Without Imploding.” We kick things off with Jeff’s first unforgettable pair of boots—the kind that imprints on your soul (or sole)....
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#116 - It's a String But Don't Sling
In this week’s episode of Whiskey Bros Around the Table, things go off the rails in the best way possible. We start by questioning whether gravity is even real, and somehow end up inventing a brand-new product that may or may not change the world (or at least your Friday night). A huge shoutout…
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#115 - One Belt and a Ballsack Coin Purse: Featuring Virgil Leather Company
In this wild and hilarious episode, we sit down with the team from Virgil Leather to dive into the world of leatherworking and craftsmanship. From discussing the fine art of creating custom leather pieces to exploring the challenges artisans face in a world saturated with mass-produced goods…
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#113 - Amoebas Don't Live In Whiskey
The Whiskey Bros gather around the table for another unfiltered conversation, jumping from local furniture shop insanity to the political upheaval on Facebook and Twitter as power shifts from Biden to Trump. They reflect on the world’s psycho moment—COVID, ivermectin debates, and the media’s role...
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#112 - The Genesis of Coffee Jesus - Matt Fisher
In this expansive and thought-provoking discussion, we sit down with Matt Fisher, the founder of Trinity Street Coffee, Voltage Coffee, West Oak Coffee in Denton, and Kimzey’s in Argyle. What begins as a journey through Matt’s evolution from firefighter to coffee entrepreneur quickly turns into...
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#111 - Whiskey Bros Ink. - A Traditional Chat w Kory Walker / Owner and artist of Decatur Tattoo
This week, we had the absolute pleasure of chatting with Kory Walker, the ink-slinging mastermind behind Decatur Tattoo. How did a guy like Kory end up in Decatur, Texas? Spoiler alert: it involves good decisions, great tattoos, and a dash of serendipity. We dig into the tattoo craze sweeping the...
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#110 - PMS 01/19/25 - w. Sandie Duffer
🎙️ In this PMS (Positive Media Segment, but honestly, we know what you were thinking), we dive deep into the sticky swamp of human cognition with the brilliant Sandra Duffer. Ever feel like your brain’s a hamster on a wheel of doom? That’s negative psychological spirals. Or maybe it’s a…
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#109 - Fromunda Cheese and the Doughy Dystopia
Welcome, degenerate scholars and lovers of questionable hygiene practices, to another wild ride through the warped minds of the Whiskey Bros! Tonight, we serve up a smorgasbord of spicy topics, gooey rants, and doughy takes that are as tough to chew as sourdough itself. We kick things off with...
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#108 - PMS 12/29/24
Introducing the Whiskey Bros Positive Media Segment: because the world needs less doom and gloom and more giggles and good vibes. From pygmy hippos to misbehaving owls, we’re serving up a double shot of humor and heartwarming news to remind you that life is still pretty great—and pretty weird.
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