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White Noise

A couple of white guys who have opinions that no one really cares about. (Not an Alt-Right Podcast) @[email protected]

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  1. 68

    Zak's Farewell

    Hang out with us while we talk with Zak for the last time. @[email protected]

  2. 67

    Baby Back Edition

    On this episode, Eric and Rick talk about Hershey's and peanut butter, Eric's potential work anxiety now that he's back in the office, Trump being an Epstein informant, the joke that is JFK, and more!

  3. 66

    It's Alive!

    On this episode: The rumors of 47's demise were greatly exaggerated,"Shady" Vance tries his best to empathize like we humans do,and Epstein's victims say they'll compile their own list.Questions, comments or feet pics? Email us at [email protected]

  4. 65

    Putin You On

    In this patchwork that is considered a podcast, we dive into NPC Conversations, Trump - Putin Summit, and Zelensky's Visit. @[email protected]

  5. 64

    Gone Phishing

    In this Episode, we talk about Scams, Economy Cellular Plans, and The Donald.

  6. 63

    Diddler on the Roof Edition

    On this episode, Rick and Zak discuss:The return of the Presidential Fitness Test, Texas gerrymandering, the job growth report ruffling 47's feathers and more!Links:http://savetheboundarywaters.orgQuestions, comments or hate mail?Email us at: [email protected]

  7. 62

    Epstein Cover Up

    In this episode we discuss Zak's Week, Horrible people and them getting platformed, and The Epstein Cover-up.

  8. 61

    Productivity Influencers are Making Us Lazy

    Productivity Influencers are Making You LazyAshton Hall takes like 4 hours to get ready?It’s too much meditation, cold tubs and journaling.Cause more paralysis than productivity?Philosophical Discussion: Do Smart People Owe It To Society?Do intelligent people owe it to society to do intelligent things / hold intelligent roles?Email: @[email protected]

  9. 60

    Jeff Epstein: The New York Financier

    Lawyer Speak and Why We Hate ItTough Mudder - Eric's VersionThanks, Obama: Trump Creates Wild Epstein ConspiraciesRep. Ro Khanna wants to force a vote to release unredacted Epstein files.https://www.axios.com/2025/07/14/trump-epstein-files-house-democrats-khanna-veaseyTrump “Truthed” on his platform that Democrats invented the files and complained that everyone hasn’t let go of the Epstein case.He also complained to a reporter asking about the files.“Why are we still talking about this creep?”

  10. 59

    Podcrastination Edition

    On this weeks episode, we discuss:How running a tough mudder almost wiped out the whole podcast, The Hortman funeral at our state capitol, what real leadership looks like, the big ugly bill passing, and more!Information on the latest No Kings Protests:https://www.nokings.org/Sources/Links:https://www.fox9.com/news/mn-lawmaker-shootings-hortmans-gilbert-lie-in-statehttps://apnews.com/article/minnesota-lawmakers-shot-funeral-court-date-1558dffabc9bbf087a4e45f9cf868b09https://www.nydailynews.com/2025/06/29/biden-harris-attend-hortman-funeral-while-trump-golfs/https://rollcall.com/factbase/trump/topic/calendar/https://www.zohranfornyc.com/

  11. 58

    Don't Look a Grift Horse in the Mouth

    In this episode, we discuss Trump Mobile, Asbestos for the rest of us, and the Iran debacle. https://www.wired.com/story/9-urgent-questions-about-trump-mobile-and-the-gold-t1-smartphone/https://apnews.com/article/epa-trump-biden-asbestos-ban-ed91d880ca88522ea689165234df1afdEmail us @[email protected]

  12. 57

    No Kings Protest

    @[email protected] Representative and Senator Shot in Targeted AttackRep. Melissa Hortman and her husband, Sen. John Hoffman and wife were targeted in early morning attacks. Rep. Hortman and her husband have passed away from their wounds.https://www.startribune.com/brooklyn-park-police-searching-for-suspect-in-multiple-targeted-shootings/601372993No Kings Protests~9-12 million estimated participants.Minneapolis estimated 80,000 participants.The 3.5% rulehttps://www.bbc.com/future/article/20190513-it-only-takes-35-of-people-to-change-the-worldWould require ~12 million US citizens to fulfill.Trump’s parade dubbed #NoCrowdsTrump Walks Back DeportationsSays farmers, hotel and leisure industries suffering from deportations.https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/06/12/trump-immigration-migrant-farmers-hotel-workers-deported/84166061007/But Still Deport Dems Thohttps://www.cnn.com/2025/06/16/politics/trump-immigration-democratic-deportation-efforts

  13. 56

    The Big Beautiful Breakup

    Big, Beautiful Breakup: DonLon is No MoreElon criticizes the Big Beautiful Bill, and a social media war worthy of Mean Girls ensuesElon threatens to back Dems in mid-terms, Trump threatens “consequences”.https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/07/trump-elon-musk-public-feud-.htmlBattle of Los Angeles Round 2? Protests Spark Violence in LAICE raids triggered protests that turned violent over the weekend.https://www.latimes.com/california/live/national-guard-troops-la-immigration-ice-clashes-paramounthttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1kv1lgdpkjoWhat are the implications of Trump using National Guard? How do we think this sets the stage for this summer?Discussion: How much does Presidential Immunity cover?’We asked before, but it is time to ask again.

  14. 55

    Pride Month

    6/3Zak has beef with a cyclistElsa: The FDA’s new GenAI toolhttps://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-launches-agency-wide-ai-tool-optimize-performance-american-peopleAll Your Data are Belong to PalantirPalantir tapped to create a database on all Americans.https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-database-palantir-dystopian-alarm-2079688https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/technology/trump-palantir-data-americans.htmlMAGA is understandably furious with the move.https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-palantir-maga-database-surveillance-2079905After 130 days, Elon has been bullied out of the White House.https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/may/29/elon-musk-announces-exit-from-us-government-role-after-breaking-with-trump-on-tax-billCalls to ActionJune 14th: No Kings DayLinks to attend or host at https://www.nokings.org/Call on Representatives to ask RFK Jr to resignAfter being caught generating fake citations in a report meant to guide public policy, RFK Jr has shown himself incapable of managing the health and wellbeing of Americans as HHS secretary and should resign. Use 5 calls app, email, etc.Pride Month/Men’s Mental Health MonthReach out to friends and loved ones. We’re all in this together.

  15. 54

    The Big Bad Beautiful Bad Episode

    On this week's episode, Rick and Zak discuss Eric not being here, among other things.Rick's run-in with "the law"Big, “Beautiful” Bill Passes the House, Moves to Senatehttps://www.npr.org/2025/05/21/nx-s1-5406392/trump-republicans-tax-bill-reconciliation-medicaidhttps://www.cbo.gov/system/files/2025-05/61422-Reconciliation-Distributional-Analysis.pdfTrump Embarrasses the Oval Office Againhttps://www.cnn.com/2025/05/21/world/video/trump-south-african-president-white-genocide-video-digvidQuestions, comments or death threats?Email us: [email protected]

  16. 53

    Hypocrisy Runs Deep

    @[email protected] Braindead Georgia mother Forced to carry unborn childhttps://apnews.com/article/pregnant-woman-brain-deTrump Tackles the Middle Easthttps://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-franchise-expanding-middle-east-are-ethical-concerns-rcna206777https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/16/politics/trump-middle-east-takeawaysJames Comey Loves Hot Water: Posts to “86 47”The right sees a threat and wants justice, despite threatening violence on past presidents.https://www.cbsnews.com/news/james-comey-under-investigation-posting-deleting-86-47-instagram-noem-says/

  17. 52

    100 Men VS 1 Gorilla

    @[email protected] White Noise Zoology: 100 men vs. 1 gorilla debate settled!Trade deal struck between United States and Chinahttps://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/12/us-and-china-agree-to-slash-tariffs-for-90-days.htmlTrump to accept 747 jet from Qatar for use as Air Force Onehttps://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-administration-poised-accept-palace-sky-gift-trump/story?id=121680511How to Handle the FloodThe flood of shit is their strategyFocus on important pointsDon’t Be ReactionaryArguing Every Point Isn’t Worth ItGrey Rock techniquehttps://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/grey-rockThe internet is dead, don’t argue online (as much as possible).Focus on the Big RocksBig policy changes, umbrella efforts, things important to YOU.Remember that there are still good people out there

  18. 51

    It's Gonna be May!

    @[email protected] NSYNC Reference for title ICYMI5/5White House Social Media PostJacked Trump with a red light saber for May the 4th. Trump ABC Interview with Terry MoranInsanity? Stupidity? Let’s discuss!Trump Meet the Press Interview with Kristen WelkerSeriously, how does this guy keep making stuff up??https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/fact-checking-donald-trumps-may-interview-meet-press-rcna203513

  19. 50

    Instant Gratification and Pseudo Intellectuals

    @[email protected] Our Desire for Instant Gratification Ruined “The Vibes”?Renting games and movies, going out to eat, or going to buy an album on release day are relics of the past. Did we lose the emotion behind these events because of our ability to manifest them instantaneously?You’ve Been Scammed - The Rise of Pseudo-IntellectualsTV Doctors, Chiropractors and… Computer Scientists?Misleading information on medicine, health and nutritionHandling the Appeal to AuthoritySo who can we trust??!!

  20. 49

    Whiskey Leaks Pt. 2

    @[email protected] part 2: Double The Legal LimitHE DID IT AGAINPete Hegseth gave away military secrets to his wife and brotherHe {might} get firedTrump Physical Released (Spoiler Alert: He is still a fat piece of shit)https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/2025/04/memorandum-from-the-white-house-physician/MoCa testTrump EO Wins War on Indoor PlumbingTrump has long hated reportedly low water pressure in showers, toilets and sinks among other plumbing devices.In his 2020 campaign he complained of sinks and showers dripping with low water pressure, taking 15 minutes to wet his “beautiful hair” and flushing toilets 10-15 times.https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/09/trump-water-pressure-executive-orderhttps://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/4/10/make-showers-great-again-why-trumps-fighting-bathroom-water-pressureKilmar Abrego Garcia Story ContinuesThe Catch-up:Abrego Garcia was granted “Withholding from Removal” status due to facing harm in El Salvador. He was given protection from a judge in 2019.He is married to a US citizen and has children in Maryland. He has no recorded criminal record in the United States.Quick Fact Sheet:https://www.axios.com/2025/04/14/timeline-kilmar-abrego-garcia-deported-caseSupreme Court rules 9-0 Trump Administration must “facilitate” return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia on 4/10/2025Judge in the case is now demanding proof that the Trump Admin has made efforts to get Garcia back.DOJ states if Abrego Garcia manages to return to the US, he will be removed again.AG Pam Bondi says “...not up to us, it is up to El Salvador” to return him.Bukele claims he “...does not have the power to return him” and compares him to a terrorist.Trump caught on a hot mic telling El Salvador President Bukele he needs to make room for “homegrowns”, meaning criminals who are US citizens.https://www.axios.com/2025/04/15/americans-el-salvador-prisons-white-houseHouse Dems trying to send a delegation to CECOT to check on deportees, including Garciahttps://www.axios.com/2025/04/15/house-democrats-el-salvador-cecot-trump-bukele

  21. 48

    Hands Off!

    In this episode, we discuss Rick's experience at the Madison, WI Hands Off! Protest, The Importance of Community, oh yeah and Eric ran a [email protected]

  22. 47

    The US is Tarrific

    In this episode, we discuss Trump's Tarrifs, Corey Booker's 25-hour filibuster, and folks who believe in lizard people. Email: [email protected] Shit to MentionTexas adds all persons to gender-affirming care bill, and adds vasectomies and hysterectomies to the listhttps://capitol.texas.gov/tlodocs/89R/billtext/html/HB03399I.htmICE is acting like the Gestapohttps://www.npr.org/2025/03/27/nx-s1-5341544/ice-el-salvador-jerce-reyes-barrioshttps://apnews.com/article/el-salvador-deportation-maryland-man-trump-error-818a0fa1218de714448edcb5be1f7347Kristi Noem (DHS Secretary) visits CECOT, films disgusting video wearing $50k watchhttps://www.axios.com/2025/03/27/el-salvador-noem-venezuelans-cecot-prison-immigrationhttps://www.cnn.com/2025/03/26/americas/kristi-noem-salvador-prison-visit-intl-latam/index.htmlTexas Proposed Bill would make identifying as Trans a felonyhttps://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5189226-texas-bill-transgender-rights-trump/

  23. 46

    US Leaked Yemen Plans? Yeah, Man

    In this episode, we talked about the leaked Yemen attack plans, Dawg Food, Joe Rogan's guest choice, and other fun things :/

  24. 45

    Finkle & Eichorn

    In this episode, we discuss the arrest of R. Senator Justin Eichorn among other topics related to the Trump Admin. [email protected]

  25. 44

    United States Military Update

    In this episode, we discuss the recent military change that addresses Transgender People serving in the armed forces.

  26. 43

    Trump's Congressional Speech Reactions

    In this episode, we dive into Trump's speech, our reactions, and more!

  27. 42

    A Bad Man Orange

    In this episode, we discuss the Zelensky meeting, Trump in general, and calls to action,

  28. 41

    Is There a King in America?

    The Official White House Page Posted Trump as a King, this is concerning on many levels. Please listen and let us know your thoughts! Email: [email protected]

  29. 40

    Elon In The Oval Office, Y'all!

    In this episode, we discuss the circus that was Elon in the Oval Office alongside his boyfriend. (Unofficial, but we ship it), How America is a caricature of itself now, and other fun topics! Email us for suggestions, comments, and/or critiques @[email protected]

  30. 39

    "Gargle My Marbs"

    In this episode, we expand on the bus driver who exclaimed, "Gargle my balls!" to the ICE agents.

  31. 38

    Yikes Part 2

    Elon loves Yahtzee

  32. 37

    Week 1 of DJT --- Yikes Part 1

    Hold on to your butts, this is already looking to be a long 4 years with Donald in office. Listen to the episode to hear our reactions to the first week of the new administration.

  33. 36

    Why No Kids? Chronically Chill, and Opportunity Costs

    In this episode, we discuss why people are opting out of having kids, Chronic Illness, and the opportunity costs associated with both of those.

  34. 35

    Kickoff '25, Greenland and Canada Bundle, and a Proper Jan 6th

    In this episode, we discuss what is new with us in 2025, how Trump wants to purchase and or take Greenland and Canada, and how Democrats handled January 6th compared to years past.

  35. 34

    Eric and Zak Swap Engagement Stories

    In this episode, Eric recaps his recent engagement while reporting "live" from Mexico. They discuss the nuances of relationships and dating in the modern world.

  36. 33

    They Caught Luigi

    On this episode, we talk about the alleged CEO assassin's capture, and the state of the US healthcare system in general.

  37. 32

    South Korea Martial Law, CEO Assassination, and Political Commentary

    In this episode, we discuss the events that took place early December 4th in South Korea, then the CEO assassination in New York, and finally other political topics. This episode was recorded prior, to the suspect of the assassination being taken into custody.

  38. 31

    A Very Butterball Thanksgiving

    In this episode, we discuss the Butterball resurfaced video, Thanksgiving, and Social issues

  39. 30

    Reactions to the 2024 Election Results

    In this episode, we react to the election results and offer our opinions on upcoming implications. We hope you enjoy the episode in these "Unpresidential" Times.

  40. 29

    White Noise: DJT Vs. Common Sense

    Recap of the Presidential Debate with Vice President Kamala Harris and Donald Trump.

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    White Noise: Debate Debacle, Project '25, and Corruption in Politics

    DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded prior to the events at former President Trump's Rally. Political violence is never okay and will never be encouraged. In this episode, we start with a breath of fresh air in a weed discussion. Then, we talk about the debate, Democratic nominee, project 2025, and finally corruption within US Politics.

  43. 26

    White Noise: Donnie T Convicted Felon, Minnesota Flag, Pride Month

    In this episode, we talk about the convicted felon that is Donald Trump, the backlash on the Minnesota Flag, and the work-life nuances of pride month.

  44. 25

    White Noise

    This is a debut episode of White Noise, give it a listen! Please understand that this is not as bad as it sounds, It is not an Alt-Right Podcast.

  45. 24

    Brain Void: Eric Zoomies, Tip Culture, and Retro Games

    In this episode, we talk about tip culture, footlong cookies, and retro games.

  46. 23

    Brain Void: Table Etiquette, Blue Hands, and Zanday-3PO

    In this episode, we talk about proper dining etiquette, why Eric's hands turned blue, and Hollywood outfits.

  47. 22

    Brain void: Flat earthers, Dinosaurs, and Island Boy

    In this episode, we have a special guest, Justin who shares his thoughts on this week's topics.

  48. 21

    Brain Void: PC Buying, College, and Dinosaurs

    In this episode, we talk about mundane things like buying PCs, The Ol' College Try, and Dinosaurs!

  49. 20

    Brain Void: Season 2 Kickoff

    In this episode, we discuss why we can't ask someone to be our friend, bad texters, and Stephen Hawking's infidelity.

  50. 19

    Brain Void: Happy Holidays

    In the Season finale of BV, we discuss MN's new flag and its controversy, Donnie T and Colorado, and Down South Jukin.

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