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White Noise
by White Noise
A couple of white guys who have opinions that no one really cares about. (Not an Alt-Right Podcast) @[email protected]
Episodes
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Zak's Farewell
Hang out with us while we talk with Zak for the last time. @[email protected]
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Baby Back Edition
On this episode, Eric and Rick talk about Hershey's and peanut butter, Eric's potential work anxiety now that he's back in the office, Trump being an Epstein informant, the joke that is JFK, and more!
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It's Alive!
On this episode: The rumors of 47's demise were greatly exaggerated, "Shady" Vance tries his best to empathize like we humans do, and Epstein's victims say they'll compile their own list. Questions, comments or feet pics? Email us at [email protected]
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Putin You On
In this patchwork that is considered a podcast, we dive into NPC Conversations, Trump - Putin Summit, and Zelensky's Visit. @[email protected]
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Gone Phishing
In this Episode, we talk about Scams, Economy Cellular Plans, and The Donald.
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Diddler on the Roof Edition
On this episode, Rick and Zak discuss: The return of the Presidential Fitness Test, Texas gerrymandering, the job growth report ruffling 47's feathers and more! Links: http://savetheboundarywaters.org Questions, comments or hate mail? Email us at: [email protected]
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Epstein Cover Up
In this episode we discuss Zak's Week, Horrible people and them getting platformed, and The Epstein Cover-up.
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Productivity Influencers are Making Us Lazy
Productivity Influencers are Making You Lazy Ashton Hall takes like 4 hours to get ready? It’s too much meditation, cold tubs and journaling. Cause more paralysis than productivity? Philosophical Discussion: Do Smart People Owe It To Society? Do intelligent people owe it to society to do...
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Jeff Epstein: The New York Financier
Lawyer Speak and Why We Hate It Tough Mudder - Eric's Version Thanks, Obama: Trump Creates Wild Epstein Conspiracies Rep. Ro Khanna wants to force a vote to release unredacted Epstein files. https://www.axios.com/2025/07/14/trump-epstein-files-house-democrats-khanna-veasey Trump “Truthed” on his...
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Podcrastination Edition
On this weeks episode, we discuss: How running a tough mudder almost wiped out the whole podcast, The Hortman funeral at our state capitol, what real leadership looks like, the big ugly bill passing, and more! Information on the latest No Kings Protests: https://www.nokings.org/ Sources/Links:...
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Don't Look a Grift Horse in the Mouth
In this episode, we discuss Trump Mobile, Asbestos for the rest of us, and the Iran debacle. https://www.wired.com/story/9-urgent-questions-about-trump-mobile-and-the-gold-t1-smartphone/ https://apnews.com/article/epa-trump-biden-asbestos-ban-ed91d880ca88522ea689165234df1afd Email us...
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No Kings Protest
@[email protected] Minnesota Representative and Senator Shot in Targeted Attack Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband, Sen. John Hoffman and wife were targeted in early morning attacks. Rep. Hortman and her husband have passed away from their wounds....
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The Big Beautiful Breakup
Big, Beautiful Breakup: DonLon is No More Elon criticizes the Big Beautiful Bill, and a social media war worthy of Mean Girls ensues Elon threatens to back Dems in mid-terms, Trump threatens “consequences”. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/07/trump-elon-musk-public-feud-.html Battle of Los Angeles...
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Pride Month
6/3 Zak has beef with a cyclist Elsa: The FDA’s new GenAI tool https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-launches-agency-wide-ai-tool-optimize-performance-american-people All Your Data are Belong to Palantir Palantir tapped to create a database on all Americans....
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The Big Bad Beautiful Bad Episode
On this week's episode, Rick and Zak discuss Eric not being here, among other things. Rick's run-in with "the law" Big, “Beautiful” Bill Passes the House, Moves to Senate https://www.npr.org/2025/05/21/nx-s1-5406392/trump-republicans-tax-bill-reconciliation-medicaid...
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Hypocrisy Runs Deep
@[email protected] Braindead Georgia mother Forced to carry unborn child https://apnews.com/article/pregnant-woman-brain-de Trump Tackles the Middle East https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-franchise-expanding-middle-east-are-ethical-concerns-rcna206777...
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100 Men VS 1 Gorilla
@[email protected] White Noise Zoology: 100 men vs. 1 gorilla debate settled! Trade deal struck between United States and China https://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/12/us-and-china-agree-to-slash-tariffs-for-90-days.html Trump to accept 747 jet from Qatar for use as Air Force One...
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It's Gonna be May!
@[email protected] NSYNC Reference for title ICYMI 5/5 White House Social Media Post Jacked Trump with a red light saber for May the 4th. Trump ABC Interview with Terry Moran Insanity? Stupidity? Let’s discuss! Trump Meet the Press Interview with Kristen Welker Seriously, how does this guy...
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Instant Gratification and Pseudo Intellectuals
@[email protected] Has Our Desire for Instant Gratification Ruined “The Vibes”? Renting games and movies, going out to eat, or going to buy an album on release day are relics of the past. Did we lose the emotion behind these events because of our ability to manifest them instantaneously?...
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Whiskey Leaks Pt. 2
@[email protected] WhiskeyLeaks part 2: Double The Legal Limit HE DID IT AGAIN Pete Hegseth gave away military secrets to his wife and brother He {might} get fired Trump Physical Released (Spoiler Alert: He is still a fat piece of shit)...
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Hands Off!
In this episode, we discuss Rick's experience at the Madison, WI Hands Off! Protest, The Importance of Community, oh yeah and Eric ran a 5K. [email protected]
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The US is Tarrific
In this episode, we discuss Trump's Tarrifs, Corey Booker's 25-hour filibuster, and folks who believe in lizard people. Email: [email protected] Insane Shit to Mention Texas adds all persons to gender-affirming care bill, and adds vasectomies and hysterectomies to the list...
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US Leaked Yemen Plans? Yeah, Man
In this episode, we talked about the leaked Yemen attack plans, Dawg Food, Joe Rogan's guest choice, and other fun things :/
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Finkle & Eichorn
In this episode, we discuss the arrest of R. Senator Justin Eichorn among other topics related to the Trump Admin. [email protected]
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United States Military Update
In this episode, we discuss the recent military change that addresses Transgender People serving in the armed forces.
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Trump's Congressional Speech Reactions
In this episode, we dive into Trump's speech, our reactions, and more!
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A Bad Man Orange
In this episode, we discuss the Zelensky meeting, Trump in general, and calls to action,
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Is There a King in America?
The Official White House Page Posted Trump as a King, this is concerning on many levels. Please listen and let us know your thoughts! Email: [email protected]
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Elon In The Oval Office, Y'all!
In this episode, we discuss the circus that was Elon in the Oval Office alongside his boyfriend. (Unofficial, but we ship it), How America is a caricature of itself now, and other fun topics! Email us for suggestions, comments, and/or critiques @[email protected]
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"Gargle My Marbs"
In this episode, we expand on the bus driver who exclaimed, "Gargle my balls!" to the ICE agents.
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Yikes Part 2
Elon loves Yahtzee
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Week 1 of DJT --- Yikes Part 1
Hold on to your butts, this is already looking to be a long 4 years with Donald in office. Listen to the episode to hear our reactions to the first week of the new administration.
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Why No Kids? Chronically Chill, and Opportunity Costs
In this episode, we discuss why people are opting out of having kids, Chronic Illness, and the opportunity costs associated with both of those.
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Kickoff '25, Greenland and Canada Bundle, and a Proper Jan 6th
In this episode, we discuss what is new with us in 2025, how Trump wants to purchase and or take Greenland and Canada, and how Democrats handled January 6th compared to years past.
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Eric and Zak Swap Engagement Stories
In this episode, Eric recaps his recent engagement while reporting "live" from Mexico. They discuss the nuances of relationships and dating in the modern world.
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They Caught Luigi
On this episode, we talk about the alleged CEO assassin's capture, and the state of the US healthcare system in general.
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South Korea Martial Law, CEO Assassination, and Political Commentary
In this episode, we discuss the events that took place early December 4th in South Korea, then the CEO assassination in New York, and finally other political topics. This episode was recorded prior, to the suspect of the assassination being taken into custody.
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A Very Butterball Thanksgiving
In this episode, we discuss the Butterball resurfaced video, Thanksgiving, and Social issues
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Reactions to the 2024 Election Results
In this episode, we react to the election results and offer our opinions on upcoming implications. We hope you enjoy the episode in these "Unpresidential" Times.
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White Noise: DJT Vs. Common Sense
Recap of the Presidential Debate with Vice President Kamala Harris and Donald Trump.
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White Noise: Vault Edition (Late Upload)
Pre-DNC Episode, Enjoy!
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White Noise: Debate Debacle, Project '25, and Corruption in Politics
DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded prior to the events at former President Trump's Rally. Political violence is never okay and will never be encouraged. In this episode, we start with a breath of fresh air in a weed discussion. Then, we talk about the debate, Democratic nominee, project 2025,...
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White Noise: Donnie T Convicted Felon, Minnesota Flag, Pride Month
In this episode, we talk about the convicted felon that is Donald Trump, the backlash on the Minnesota Flag, and the work-life nuances of pride month.
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White Noise
This is a debut episode of White Noise, give it a listen! Please understand that this is not as bad as it sounds, It is not an Alt-Right Podcast.
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Brain Void: Eric Zoomies, Tip Culture, and Retro Games
In this episode, we talk about tip culture, footlong cookies, and retro games.
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Brain Void: Table Etiquette, Blue Hands, and Zanday-3PO
In this episode, we talk about proper dining etiquette, why Eric's hands turned blue, and Hollywood outfits.
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Brain void: Flat earthers, Dinosaurs, and Island Boy
In this episode, we have a special guest, Justin who shares his thoughts on this week's topics.
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Brain Void: PC Buying, College, and Dinosaurs
In this episode, we talk about mundane things like buying PCs, The Ol' College Try, and Dinosaurs!
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Brain Void: Season 2 Kickoff
In this episode, we discuss why we can't ask someone to be our friend, bad texters, and Stephen Hawking's infidelity.
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Brain Void: Happy Holidays
In the Season finale of BV, we discuss MN's new flag and its controversy, Donnie T and Colorado, and Down South Jukin.
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