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White Slavery
by Kaseem Bentley & Murahd Shawki
White Slavery is a podcast/art attack to defeat white supremacy and other bulllshit hosted by the Almighty Kaseem Bentley and the benevolent Murahd Shawki.Produced : Murahd Shawki @murahdshawki and @kaseembentley Edited: Andrew De Leon @de.leon.andrew @whiteslaverypodcast415 949-0128www.whiteslaverypod.com
Episodes
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EPISODE 65: " BIG CHERRIES " 🍒
As of today I am the proud owner of 2 homemade butt plugs, made by a Berkeley white woman, who's boyfriend is arab but looks Puerto Rican. The only way this could get any more Bay Area is if I put these inna veggie burrito and shoved it up my butt Enjoy the ep, we had fun last making it RATENAND...
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EPISODE 64: " I GOT CLEAN DRAWLS "
Murahd is slowly becoming a good comedian and *nobody likes it. Some punk ass muthafucka threw a rock threw my window , was it aangry cumtown fan from last year, and angry girl I dated, or a Tenderloin bum? Listen and help us find out who's culprit God dammit ( shakes fist at the cloudy San...
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EPISODE 63: "MAUI MIKE"
Murahd went to Hawaii for a week and came back a tanned republican. Enjoy muthafuckas Kaseem @kaseembentley Murahd @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea
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EPISODE 62: " TEENAGE RUNAWAY "(W/ ROSEBUD BAKER)
Here's our conversation with Rosebud Baker. Check out her debut comedy special " Whiskey Fists " streaming right now on Comedy Central Digital Sorry about my audio. Murahd and Rosie's are on point Rosebud- @rosebudbaker Kaseem - @kaseembentley Murahd - @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea
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EPISODE 61: " ADDERALL" 🔷️
Thank god for drugs...legal drugs Enjoy
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EPISODE 60: "$TOOL FUCKER $OCIETY"
Murahd didn't think this ep was this funny because we had a heartfelt talk about where are lives are at and where were going. We also get into touch on some ( some!)news worthy stuff. I think it was one of our best eps in a while. You tell us what you think good melinateded and peach colored...
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EPISODE 59: " ARAB MUMBLECORE "
I think I might have covid ( cue applause break) If I got the Omarion variant ill be fucking shocked. All I did was do 6 shows over the weekend with Hasan Minaj , infront of 3400 people a night, then hang out with hella random people backstage. I dont think it was that, I'm sure it was when…
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EPISODE 58: " TRAGIC MIKE "
Im not even gonna type a long description. Sorry were late, its a long story 🍁Happy Holidays 🚫 Fuck celebrating Native American genocide 🧀Stop making mac n cheese a big deal Murahd Shawki @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea Kaseem Bentley @kaseembentley WS LINE 415.949.0128
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EPISODE 57: " FRANKENEGGS "
Murahd and I drove back from his big ass show in Santa Cruz and decided to record our talk. We get into white struggle tv shows, Black billionaires, convertibles, Joe Rogan, the death of podcasting, dead body stories, kaseem almost bought a bentley, Murahd coming clean, the power of "Arabing",...
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EPISODE 56: " ZAC SAFFRON "
We're back to posting the god damn ground breaking show on time until we find a way to fuck it up again. Murahd and I booked and busy 💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾 but were making it work like two recently divorced parents. Get into this ep, our melinated minds really joined forces 🇧🇬🤜💥🧠💥🤛🏿🇺🇸 on…
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EPISODE 55: " I WAS TRICKED "
Murahd finally watched Chappelle's special. If you only watched 15 minutes of it skip this ep, watch The Closet for Christ sakes, then come back to our caliente takes on good ole D-A-V-E Murahd @dopeshowbayarea Kaseem @kaseembentley
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EPISODE 54: " SINGLE DAD GOALS " ( WITH AMY MILLER )
This week Amy Miller @amymiller ( Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central, Epix ) is our special guest. We hate having guest via zoom but Amy is a pro and delivered like Dominos. This ep is great, she's great, White Slavery is great and America is great......again * throws red hat in the air* •Follow...
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EPISODE 53: " THAT'S PROGRESSIVE DUDE!" (WITH JAMES MWAURA)
Our friend comedian/all around smart guy James Mwuara comes by to talk with Murahd about everything. This episode is super retarded-dumb doo doo dollaz funny. Sit back, make sure your air pods got enough juice and get into this great conversation between these 2 young lions.....YOUNG MONEY Follow...
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EPISODE 52: " BAD TEETH "
We back. This ain't like last weeks uploading Lupe Fiasco. Shouts to our editor Andrew DeLeon ( @andrew.de.leon )for busting his ass almost every week with the cuts, scratches, mixes and matches. Make sure you support Murahd at @dopeshowbayarea and if you're im San Jose peep my guy with Damon...
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EPISODE 51: " MASAN HINHAJ "
Murahd is back from (L)ove (A)llah and he didn't come back a bigger asshole * crowd cheers* . Big tings are happening for the 🔗 💲lave 🅱️oyz 🔗, make sure you check out murahds shows at @dopeshowbsyarea and my dumb ass on October 16th at Milk Bar in SF (Special Pop Up Show) and opening a few...
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EPISODE 50: " KID CAPRI SUN "
We did it....50 EPISODES! We've come a long way baby Now we just need to do another fifty then we can blow our brains out ***SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT**** OCTOBER 24TH , 7 - 9PM @ MILK BAR DARNELL HOSTED BY WHITE SLAVERY FREE $HOW STAND UP INTERVIEWS VIDEOS NUDE WOMEN GUNS DRUGS AND GIVEAWAYS COME…
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EPISODE 49: " SQUEEB! " WITH ANDREW OROLFO
This week Murahd and I sit down and suck up to Andrew Orolfo. He's funny ( really funny ) and kinda filipino ( that's panny). Follow Andrew on Instagram and catch his from Comedy Central 14 Comics You Should Know " on October 5th https://instagram.com/andrew_orolfo?utm_medium=copy_link...
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EPISODE 49: "MEATY THUGZ" PART II WITH ROY WOOD JR.
**cue horns** The Slavery Boyz are bike with part dos of our award winning conversation with the illustrious Roy Wood Jr. We covered a lot so we're not gonna bother you with a rundown. Sit in your dumbass cubicle or next to your dumbass ass baby, get into the ep, and do it like its your...
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EPISODE 48: " MEATY THUGZ " WITH ROY WOOD JR.
Roy Wood Jr. ( The Daily Show, Comedy Central) was out guest this episode and it was pretty bad. We really need to start booking better guys but he begged us and paid us. We get into A LOT in this ep, so much we split our sit down into 2 episodes. Get into this audio bumrush for the next 114...
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EPISODE 47: " BURGER KANG "
*taps microphone* " Brothas and Sistas.... Milk crates are killing the Black community " RUNDOWN: •MURAHD NEEDS A MEDITATION RETREAT •BLACK COMEDY SHOWS AT WHITE CLUBS •THE POWER OF WOMEN STAYING AWAY FROM MEN •FOCUSING ON "YOU?" IN YOUR TWENTIES •TIK TOK WHITE GIRLS •MURAHDS PLAYER PHASE •ASIANS...
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EPISODE 46: " WILLIAM HURT LOCKER "
The Taliban is back and Talib Kweli isn't....god ain't real * Update* WHITE SLAVERY LIVE SHOW COMING SOON RUNDOWN: USING PEOPLES ASHES AS SPICES KASEEM GREENROOM ETTIQUETE GUIDE MURAHD VS BOOKERS CHICO, CA COMEDY LIVE SHOW PITCH SESSION WHITE SLAVERY NEWS
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EPISODE 45: " JUST THE CALVES "
*Black Jerry Seinfeld speak* " Whats the deal with these white people not washing there fuckin kids? " RUNDOWN: CORNER STORE REPORT LAYS NEW CHIP FLAVORS GOOD FEET MURAHD ON SHROOMS MURAHD WEEKEND AS COMEDY CLUB OPENER LIFE SKILLS: WHEN AND WHEN NOT TO BE ALL BUSINESS SOCIOLOGY: WHITE PEOPLE AND...
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EPISODE 44: " LEAVE MURAHD ALONE "
Murahd is back from LA and he didn't get canceled or molested by Kevin Spacey. There's always next time buddy RUNDOWN: NBA TRADES SIMONE BILES ADDERAL MURAHDS MENTAL HEALTH UPDATE MURAHD LA TRIP WHITE SLAVERY ANNOUNCEMENT
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EPISODE 43: " DICK MEAT " [ FEAT. JAMAR NEIGHBORS]
Kaseem and Murahd sit down for a good time with LA wild cowboy Jamar Neighbors ( Joe Rogan, Roast Battle, Keanu, Comedy Store ), we get into bathing, sex with lady comics, diamond toe rings, jamars art, his future, not giving a fuck about pronouns, it went everywhere! Fuck your family, job, and…
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EPISODE 42 " MOE ROGAN "
Hey sports fans....... whos ready for some whiiiiiiiiiiite assssssssss raaaaacism * crowd roars* RUNDOWN: MURAHD GOES TO THE GUNSHOW CONOR MCGREGOR BEN & JERRY'S IS MAKING US GAY DEVIATED SEPTUMS BLACK ENGLAND SOCCER PLAYERS FACE RACISM LEWIS HAMILTON ZAILIA AVANT-GARDE CONSPIRACY KASEEM GIVES...
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EPISODE 41: VOICEMAIL EPISODE #3
🎵🎶 The voicemails are back / And you know they can never be wack 🎶🎵 RUNDOWN: MURAHD VS IRAN ARE YOU A THREESOME GUY? EGG BITES BENTLEY MATURE LADIES LOVE MURAHD VOICEMAILS
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EPISODE 40 " BIG DEAL BENTLEY "
Mom........ is dad (gulp) GHEY? RUNDOWN: CUBA COCAINE & AQUARIUMS PLANTS KASEEMS APPEARANCE ROY WOOD JR JOB FAIR PODCAST GAY SHIT 30 DILDOS STORY WHITE PEOPLE GET ANYTHING ON TV KASEEM DAD MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN A HOMOSEXUAL SEX CLUBS AND FESTIVALS GAY PORN WATERMELON MURAHD
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EPISODE 39: " MATCHA MAN RANDY SAVAGE "
This episode was supposed to be voicemail ep but we were in a girlie mood on Tuesday. Fellas! You might wanna hang back on this one because this week Kaseem and Murahd are STRICKLY for the ladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez RUNDOWN: WRESTLING, WRASLIN, AND MORE WRRRRRRESTLEEENG! KASEEM IS THE BLACK FRANK...
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EPISODE 38 " WE'RE IN $ELLING MODE "
Murahd and I did a "thing" for a "thing?". Its pretty fucking good. Listen to it, absorb it, love it, make love to it, tape yourself making love and send it [email protected] or 415.949.0128
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EPISODE 37 " BLACK BART SIMPSON "
One of these days Murahd and I are gonna "fight fight"
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EPISODE 36 " DEATH , TAXES, & BRAD PITT "
RUNDOWN: VOICEMAILS CATCHING UP WHITE BROTHERHOOD NEW GAME " WHICH WHITE PERSON IS BETTER" AKA WHITE VERZUZ •BRAD PITT VERZUZ MARTHA STEWART •TOMMY HILFIGER VERZUZ ED HARDY • VLADIMIR PUTIN VERZUZ KEVIN SPACEY • WHITE POLITICIAN VERZUZ WHITE LAWYER MORE VOICEMAILS
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EPISODE 35 " EVERYBODY'S ON THE LIST "
I'm seriously thinking about raising a child by myself. My first choice is a white one.........for "experimental" purposes. If you have the 🔌hmu @ 415 949-0128. K thx byeeee RUNDOWN: MOLESTION MOVIES MURAHDS "WANTED" LIST BUSINESS AND THE GOLF COURSE THE WHITE SLAVERY SHIT LIST 2021 WHITE WOMAN...
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EPISODE 34 " PAUL SCHMOONEY "
LeBron James beating The Warriors last night was the best thing for San Francisco since Rice-A-Roni and booty sex RUNDOWN: THE WARRIORS SACRAMENTO RIP PAUL MOONEY VOICEMAIL MAILS CALL BACKS LAZY CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER
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EPISODE 33 " ABORIGINE & FITCH "
Another day, another successful white guy comedian saying something racist. * Kaseem cues Law & Order sound effect* RUNDOWN: TONY HINCLIFFE THE WAR BETWEEEN THE COMEDY LEFT AND COMEDY ALT RIGHT TIFFANY HADDISH TAKING OVER THE ELLEN SHOW JERRY SEINFELDS BEEF WITH BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT KASEEMS BAD...
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EPISODE 32 " DAS DOOKIE " ( THE B-DAY SHOW )
A lot is happening this week for the boys. Murahd and I are birthday is Friday, its the 2 year anniversary of my comedy album LAKEVIEW ( Blonde Medicine), and my diarrhea is finally gone. It's a celebration bitches. One more thing its a short, its our present to you RUNDOWN: ITS A PARTY, ITS YOUR...
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EPISODE 31 " DOOBIE HOWSER "
Its babies first zoom episode. Shout out to diarrhea for making it happen! RUNDOWN: KASEEMS BUTT PROBLEMS TIKKI ASSALA STORY IS MURAHDS A TRAUMA SPONGE LIFE SKILLS ADVICE AIRPORT COMICS JORDAN PETTERSON PIMPS NOT GETTING HIGH WITH KASEEM
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EPISODE 30: " DARC MARON "
I almost ended the podcast today but I'm cool............................... FOR NOW!!!!!! ( Cue Law and Order SVU sound effects) RUDOWN: LITTLE DICKS THE DEPRESSING WORLD OF BLACK PODS RIP BLACK ROB CDC RACISM ARTICLE POWER WHITES ASIANS AND DRY CLEANERS FLAVORED DRUGS STEAK OR VACCINE 7 LAYER...
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EPISODE 29 " MEGHAN SPARKLE " ( VOICEMAIL EPISODE 2 )
Theres a lot going on with WHITE SLAVERY and 🇺🇸. Rahdy Rich moved to Berkeley, I've started an Only Fans (mostly feet pics 🦶🏿) to afford the Uber X's to Berkeley. Johnson & Johnsons vaccine is giving people wutdabloodclots (lord have murcy), DMX died, and the shooting of Duane Wright in...
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EPISODE 28: " END OF A NEW ERA "
We got the call guys and we're moving to Austin. RUNDOWN: FAREWELL TO STUDIO 17 SWEET POTATO SPICE DMX MURAHD TRANS REBRAND BET UNCUT CONCERT MEMORIES CALIFORNIA REOPENING COVID FEARS NEW COMEDY GOALS CHECK IN
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EPISODE 27 " #QuitHazingTheseAsians "
It's OFFICIAL were a thing https://www.sfgate.com/characters/article/SF-comedian-kaseem-bentley-flyers-race-16056002.php More articles. More life. More podcasting RUNDOWN: #STOPASIANHATE THE SF HOMELESS PROBLEM UNDERSTANDING THE PATHWAYS TO CONSERVATISM LEVELING UP AS "BUSINESS" NOT "BIDNESS" MEN...
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EPISODE 26 " BEIGE DIAMONDS "
"BOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS"............. Anglo Saxon Sad Boy/Comedian/White Slavery met with Murahd and I to edit some videos. After we were he forced us to record a episode with him. We were scared as fuck but it came out really good. Take a listen RUNDOWN: •INTRODUCING DARC MARON • GUESS THAT ANDREW?…
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EPISODE 25 " MUSICAL BITCOIN "
WE GOT THE EPISODE IN LATE. SORRRRRRRY! IVE BEEN BUSY SELLING FAKE VACCINES AND MURAHDS GOT A NEW LADYFRIEND. SOMETIMES LIFE FUCKS LIFE ( AND MOST IMPORTANTLY PODCAST SCHEDULES UP). RUNDOWN: KROGER ROB FORD LOLA BUNNY BOBBY MCFERRIN/MADISON MCFERRIN INTERRACIAL MARRIAGE BLACK PEOPLE AND HAPPINESS...
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EPISODE 24 " TAKING IT TO APPLEBEES " (THE VOICE-MAIL EP)
THIS IS THE FIRST OF MANY VOICE-MAIL EPISODES ENJOY IT OR DONT....WE DID....OR DIDNT WE?!?!?! RUNDOWN: MURAHDS CHAIN UPDATE THE COST BENEFIT ANALYSIS OF BEING YOURSELF STOCKTON HAS INVADED TIK TOK VOICE-MAILS
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EPISODE 23 " MAGNUM T.I. "
We recorded a bad episode earlier than night so we had come back SKRONG FOR DEEZ PODCAST SKREETZ. Heres the rundown: MO BETTA MURAHD IS CARDI B. THE NEW ALEX JONES? THE BLESSED AND HIGHLY FAVORED LIFE OF BIRDMAN FREDDIE GIBBS ON JOE ROGAN TOP 5 RAPPERS THE CAN BE COMEDIANS LIST ADAM CURTIS SHOUT...
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Episode 22: " SIMP TO PIMP "
Kaseem and Murahd are officially friends ((cue audience applause)) next episode were cutting each others fingers and becoming blood brothers. I'm not exactly sure but I think that'll also make us pirus. This episode was hella informative if you're trying to be less of broke boy ...or my case a...
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JUMBO DOLMAS (Shortie No Mass Bonus Ep)
If you're gonna catch covid from outdoor dinning on Valentines Day at least get it from a fine meal. Jalapeño Poppers shouldn't be the reason why your wife won't grow old with her husband. This was a 20 minute banger. Enjoy the special ep....and Happy Pedophiles day you 95%ers --->...
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SHAKIRA BUTT TRUTHER
The recorded pods are almost 100% as the warms up! Kaseem and Murahd are Superbowl Tom Brady Tampa COVID!COVID!COVID....AND MORE COVID! Vaccine updates Middle Eastern skin regimens A debate over Shakiras butt Murahds date has a surprise ending Van Jones on The View Valentines Day plans
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Build-A-Bear(The Gay Kind)
Its sad Cicely Tyson died because she never got to do the #bussitchallenge on Tik Tok
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ORDERING MATURE PORN
It was raining when we recorded so this episode is gonna feel very cozy ( and at a few times very funny) So wrap yourself in your favorite Hermes blankie ( or clan robe, we don't descriminate!) make a fresh cup of coffee (? or tea if you're annoying!)sit back on your futon and enjoy this negro...
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* BLASTERIX *
Happier than a Nigerian selling $20 bootleg Biden/Harris shirts the boys are back like air fryed crack!!!! Murahd and I get into a lot in under 90 minutes! ( the episodes will be shorter from now on I SWEAR 🙏🏿). All the episodes are great but I'm really happy with this one. Here's the...
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White Slavery is a podcast/art attack to defeat white supremacy and other bulllshit hosted by the Almighty Kaseem Bentley and the benevolent Murahd Shawki.Produced : Murahd Shawki @murahdshawki and @kaseembentley Edited: Andrew De Leon @de.leon.andrew @whiteslaverypodcast415 949-0128www.whiteslaverypod.com
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