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White Trash Land
by Andrew Beatty
Chuck Mitchell thought he had everything -a high powered job, a beautiful girlfriend, an exclusive condo on the Toronto waterfront, but the death of his long-lost father plunges him in to a world he never knew existed. The world of White Trash Land.After inheriting a trailer park, Chuck's normally staid life is suddenly filled with an ex-wrestler lawyer, an obsessed Reverend who covets the land the trailer park sits on, a band of Promised Ones who set out to appropriate the park by any means necessary, a corrupt mayor, an old alcoholic and two pretty lesbians who are not exactly as they seem, and a blue haired punk film student who can create miracle inventions out of trash. Not to mention a motorcycle gang, and the mother of a rap wunderkind.Stir in a bit of conspiracy, a bit of slapstick and a whole lot of Japanese Actuaries, and you have White Trash Land, written by Andrew Beatty and performed by Sean McGaughey. Find out more at whitetrashland.wordpress.com . This novel contains s
Episodes
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Chapter Twenty Three - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which the battle is fought, and someone prevails. Tricks are employed, and some visitors arrive at the parl.
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Chapter Twenty Two - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which Animal collects cancer causing speakers, Robert makes a confession, and plans are put into place.
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Chapter Twenty One - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which Chuck and Emma tour a university, and Will makes a sudden decision.
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Chapter Twenty - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which a promise is made between Chuck and Emma, an inspection is ordered, and the police drop by the trailer park office. Questions are asked, questions are answered.
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Chapter Nineteen - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which Chuck takes out the trash. Or delivers it, in fact. Something odd is discovered behind the trailer park.
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Chapter Eighteen - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which music is bought, problems are explained to Animal, and an attack plan is formed, consisting of an old man, a marketer, a wrestler turned lawyer, and a punk student.
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Chapter Seventeen - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which Chuck gets a message in the form of a bullet, and a visit in the form of the Mayor of St. Catharines. An offer is made. An offer is rejected.
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Chapter Sixteen - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which the Promised Ones regroup, and reconsider their plans. A party is held at Ground Zero, and a Japanese actuary gets lucky. Chuck meets Animal. Robert gets a ride in a side car.
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Chapter Fifteen - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which something blows up, people scurry, and the fire brigade is called.
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Chapter Fourteen - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which many, many Japanese tourists come to visit, and a Freeman takes some pills. Chuck and friends have a good time, until their quiet laughter is interrupted by the sound of an explosion, tearing the silence of the morning asunder like a thunder
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Chapter Thirteen - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which Chuck settles in, for a permanent stay.
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Chapter Twelve - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which a blue haired punk listens to the Pixies, and the Promised Ones lick their wounds and wonder What Would Jesus Do?
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Chapter Eleven - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which the Tourism St. Catharines offices are almost overwhelmed by some bad news, and Malcolm's secret is discovered by the enemy. No bankruptcies actually occur, regardless of what you might have heard.
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Chapter Ten - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which the courtroom becomes a Battle Royale. Cider's lackeys hit the ground hard, and a Black Knight is unmasked.
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Chapter Nine - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which the party goes astray for Chuck, and the blue haired man reveals himself to be an Animal. A blood curdling scream is heard in his suburban home.
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Chapter Eight - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which Chuck goes downtown for lunch with Robert, and the true intentions of Mr. Cider become known. A man with blue hair enters the picture.
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Chapter Seven - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which Chuck meets a woman who calls him "Sug" just like a standard issue Southern Belle would, and learns more about his late father. Melissa arranges a party.
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Chapter Six - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which Chuck finds himself a lawyer who is not all he seems to be. He also listens to the greatest hits of Creed.
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Chapter Five - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which Malcolm Whittaker reports to one Mr. Cider, The Hotel St. Catharines learns a lesson about improper chair storage and electrical wiring, and Chuck oversees his new kingdom. Melissa finds a place so horrible, it's almost wonderful.
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Chapter Four - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which Chuck breaks a keyboard, wonders about Indie Rock, drinks a cappuccino in Little Italy, and receives a life-changing phone call from Robert.
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Chapter Three - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which Chuck's girlfriend reacts poorly to his firing, Chuck looks for a new job, and Charlie Forrester proves to be even more surprising than previously thought, while the conifers look on stoically. Chuck also drinks a beer or two.
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Chapter Two - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which Charlie Forrester is laid to rest, Robert Morgan learns some surprising facts about his friend, and rumours of shocking Jehovah's Witnesses activities are brought forward. Malcolm Whittaker makes an unwelcome appearance.
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Chapter One - White Trash Land
-In this episode: In which Charlie Forrester dies in his Trailer Park next to his friend Robert Morgan, and Chuck Mitchell receives his much needed comeuppance. He learns never to mess with the IT guy.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Chuck Mitchell thought he had everything -a high powered job, a beautiful girlfriend, an exclusive condo on the Toronto waterfront, but the death of his long-lost father plunges him in to a world he never knew existed. The world of White Trash Land.After inheriting a trailer park, Chuck's normally staid life is suddenly filled with an ex-wrestler lawyer, an obsessed Reverend who covets the land the trailer park sits on, a band of Promised Ones who set out to appropriate the park by any means necessary, a corrupt mayor, an old alcoholic and two pretty lesbians who are not exactly as they seem, and a blue haired punk film student who can create miracle inventions out of trash. Not to mention a motorcycle gang, and the mother of a rap wunderkind.Stir in a bit of conspiracy, a bit of slapstick and a whole lot of Japanese Actuaries, and you have White Trash Land, written by Andrew Beatty and performed by Sean McGaughey. Find out more at whitetrashland.wordpress.com . This novel contains s
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Chuck Mitchell thought he had everything -a high powered job, a beautiful girlfriend, an exclusive condo on the Toronto waterfront, but the death of his long-lost father plunges him in to a world he never knew existed. The world of White Trash Land.After inheriting a trailer park, Chuck's normally...
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