Wholesome Addiction - Sexuality, Relationships, and Adult Entertainment.

Just sit right back, and you'll hear a tale,  A tale of a faithful dad  showing up at a dorm room hall that day with catgirl boobs unclad...

Naps and hugs, mean mugs and shoulder shrugs And it's all because, accumulated enough scratch'n just to alleviate it, wood decorated on Beef is candy painted, fans faintin' while we entertainin' Wild, ain't it? How Jake and naps get acquainted. So feel us when we bring it Sing it loud (what?), We in the dub crue and we proud.  So feel us when we bring it Now we knockin' like Jehovah, let us in now, let us in now, Meana Wolf, Alice Funker let us in now.

This week we read some letters. Or we don't really because sometimes we don't do that. I mean does any body really do anything. Honestly I'm posting these out of order so I don't know what happened any more than you guys do at this point. Also I'm trapped in another dimention, send the Doctor - Love Sean.

So the gang talks it on the road this week and travels to the birthplace of flight to talk wit friend of the show SP. 

The time has come to cast our glance back and look with reaching eyes to the time when Jake was slightly less old. It is with a full house that we celebrate the thing that Jake does not this week and that pay homage to his entry into this mortal coil all those years ago. 

Once in a while there comes a brave soul that decides being on the show with us is not a scary thing. Sometimes that soul is very comfortable when they get hree and have a great time. Then once in avery great while we find that the geust in question is just one of our own, this is one of those times. Welcome friend of the show Teagan this week!

What is the proper place for chair in the hotel room. Beef and Rita argue in front of the mirror.

From deep in the bowels of his hideout in the woods Sean reachs out and pulls down a file. He edits the talky goodness and sends the file direct to you. The listener. We do it because we care!

To be a Richard or Not to be that is the question have about Beef's stew.

You know how it is when things get hot and heavy behind the zipper. Okay, perhaps you don't but Beef leads the WA crue to find out. He'll bet his catapiller on getting to the bottom of things.

There are times when true life is stranger than fiction. Enter into a world of just such an occurance with the life of Olympic ski jumping and their expanding junk. You heard me - real life man.

Today Beef and Rita go it alone on the show and carry the freak flag forward! We love them because that is just how they do it!

Praise be to the lords of the podcast, Abby is back home on the mic this week and joins us for a show! What is it about? Well I think there is some lists, swinging and Jake is confused at some point. You know, the usual. 

Tis better to have seen b00bs and lost than never to have seen them at all. This is true in the bards time just as its true today. Be excellent to each other - and party on dudes! Hey, do you think John Wick is what would have happened if Ted went to military school? I mean, it could be a thing if the whole music that changes the world doesn't happen. 

All I can tell you about the cast this week is - They're gonna rip it off. Takin' their time right behind my back and I'm talkin' to myself at night because I can't forget back and forth through my mind, behind a cigarette. The message comin' from my eyes says, "Leave it alone!" But you don't have to take my word for it - take a look, its in a book. Wait, thats wrong somehow. Perhaps listen to the show while I sort this out.

Ever wonder if marketing was always the same throughout time? Like take it back a step, 'Do your dinner parties end in random stabbings with all those sharp knives? Then my friend try the new invention sweeping the land - FORK, from the makers of Spoon!' No, Just me then? Fine be that way. So Beef, Jake, and Rita entained a guest on the show today - Matt. I bet Matt get my humor! 

As my man Luda once postulated "How you ain't gon' f*ck? B1tch I'm me I'm the crom damn reason you in V.I.P. CEO, you don't have to see ID I'm young, wild, and strapped like Chi Ali Blaow, we ain't got nothin' to worry about Whoop ass, let security carry 'em out. Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are reckless. Feels like a midget is hangin' from my necklace." And there ends the lesson my children. Go now, seek thirds and break a KitKat into fourths. 

Its our first cast of 2026 and you can bet its our best! I mean you could bet that way but odds in Vegas are against it. You ever been to Vegas? Its pretty cool but the food isn't as good as they say it is. I went to Ceasers Palace once and saw absolutley no christians being thrown to lions and no senate stabbings - I felt lied to. 

So lets talk a little turkey for Xmas/New Years here. Did I edit this cast, the answer is yes. It is here and I did make the file. Did I listen to anything but the start and the finish and make it clip in to the intro and outro? I did not. I'm assuming what happened was the kind of audio magic that only happens once in a generation. The kind of show that will cure herpies and end world hunger. That is what I, and I'm sure you, are looking forward to. Enjoy!

Hey its holiday time and we have a cast for you. Because we are cool like that. You know Beef loves you but Jake, maybe not. Rita is just a glowing ball of patienence.

Do we know whats going on? We do not. Do we want to know? We do not. We just do like we do and hope Rita can pull us back from the fire. 

Thanksgiving is upon us. Okay thanksgiving is more than upon us, its behind us. So as we peer into the rearview and look into the eyes of the casts favorite holiday we pay tribute to the sexy pilgram - You're Welcome!

Have you ever wondered what happens inside our brain when we read news on the cast and start to drift? Then wonder no more my friends for your answer lies within!

Time counts and keeps countin', and we knows now finding the trick of what's been and lost ain't no easy ride. But that's our trek, we gotta' travel it. And there ain't nobody knows where it's gonna' lead. Still in all, every night we does the tell, so that we 'member who we was and where we came from... but most of all we 'members to post this cast cuz we been forgett'n to post it.

I bet you think this is a normal day and a normal cast. I'll bet you think your life can't be changed by a single cast in one fateful hour. Well, in this case you would be correct but we tried anyway.

Get ready, get out your dollar bills ya'll, here comes Hamstering. Yep its a new term ready for primetime and the Crue break it down like a fraction for you. We are truly doing the lords work out here.

Is that the dulcet tones of a frenchman we 'ere? Why Yes it is! Our longtime friend of the show Wing stops by along with Abby in what shall hencefoth be know as mostly middle-age people trying to get cameras working. Oh yeah, its a time to be alive!

Doth mother know you wearth her drapes? Does father knowith where my nut has sallied forth? Is this our best work - Jake has questions. Is it a show - for sure!

What do Mall Rats and rubbing the bean have in common? Only Jake and Beef can connect those dots in this weeks thrilling episode of WA! Yes join us for the quality you've come to expect from this comedy powerhouse!

Hey kids do you like violence? Do you want to see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? Just kidding but there is talk of a thing that happened in the art world six years ago and something to do with Ryan Gosling now so you have that to look forward to! Also - riding Jessica Simpson.

Look I'm not saying the gang talked about Beefs swimmers and how they work but that may in fact have happened. Okay it 100 percent happened and we urge you to download to check it out!

Jake's audio is a bit hollow and Rita is running the show this week. Yep, we've got no idea where this is going to go but hey we love to see it!

So let it be written that Beefy is a man of great vision. So let it also be written that Beef and Rita need money to buy a bando and live happily ever after. So with no connection at all let us present to you Rita's House of Feet while Beef reads grocery lists. You heard me!

Look we know who it was and you know who it was but 'someone' has been throwing adult toys out on the court during WNBA games. Now we aren't naming names but it ryhmes with BlampFlampia - we all know that it does. Just syaing.

You know its funny we didn't know we were on a timer until jake wasn't there to run things on the call. THen it got serious.

Chicago seems to be an interesting place right now. They are banned public sex acts however they are super loose on what all that entails. Somehow we doubt its going to wind up being a good thing.

From the 'duh files' comes the study that says sex makes us feel better and less depressed. We can't think a larger waste of peoples time and money that stating a fact that has already been established since we were able to write and speak. Good job researchers! We got a chuckle out of it anyway.

What happens when Sean is out for the week? Thats easy, Beef runs the show and does amazing like always. Join us this time out for Beef, Rita, and Jake classing the place up!

In this exciting episode of Wholesome Addiction we are off to the races. Not the Ponies and sadly not F1, nope, sperm racing. Not kidding in the slightest it is, in fact, racing squigglers under a microscope. We also talk Jessica Simpson and some other topics but really guys the show has team sperm on a ractrack, what more do you need to know?

We are learning things on the cast today. Jake would not save Ferris, Sean still thinks Mia Sara is hot and Beef has a deep voice. Okay, thought you knew all that? Sure, so we also cover Susan Sarandons daughters breast reduction. This and more on this weeks show!

Join us for an exclusive look at what Beef and Rita sound like coming to you from a camper in the middle of the woods! Yep, its close to what they always sound like just with more upsidedown pineapple. We know you can't wait and neither can we!

Hey, we sometimes do what we said we'd do. This isn't one of those times but we did try. Bear with us we are getting it done. Also we talk boobs and sex and stuff.

At the intersection of old and crazy lived a podcast. It was brave and true and totally ready to throw down. In this case we did so talking about perfume a crazy boob tattoo lady and, of course, John Wick. Yep, you didn't ask for this but we did it anyway because - you're welcome.

I did wind up grabbing Jake's backup this week but we have already recorded 613 and it sounds fine so we did work it out. That said, what I can promise this time out is a lot of audio - that and Sean and Jake have a bit of a breeding kink - who knew?

Oh yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of massage, I will fear no lotion. Join us, weary travellers as we find the the nice ladies who used to take care of Sean are now famous on Tik Tok - also the police were there.

Look, I think it's apparent by now that there are no brakes on this train. I mean, sure, was Sean muted for the first 15 seconds? Yeah he was. But its that kind of charm that makes us who we are. Ever think you'd like to put a baby in your girlfriends mom? We cover some news on someone who did, plus is girlfriend.

The way is shut - be warned! The audio is quiet on Jake's end, we have absolutely no supervision, Jake and I stay on topic as well as we always do and I'm gonna guess its going to be painful to listen to. Do yourself a favor and don't listen to this one. The way is shut! 

We gather here on this day of our lord to bring forth onto you the House of Waffle, and its many truths. Yay, though I walk through the valley of candy canes, I fear no policeman. So sayth the waitress. Also Iceland be crazy you guys, I'm not kidding about that.

Hooters files for bankruptcy, but they say their food is better. We aren't buying it literally or figuratively, but Hooters is in trouble either way. Vegans get no respect; that is correct. Remy Lacroix is still super hot. 

Sean was out doing parenting things and so we gathered to chew bubble gum and chuck phalluses. And we are all out of bubble gum. Thats right ya'll that's how we roll.