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Who's On First?
by Matt Maran
Every week, comedians Matt Maran, Anthony Passaretti, and Patrick Haggerty bring you news and commentary from the world of baseball. Imagine MLB Network without the suits, the scripts, and anything resembling maturity or professionalism. Anthony is a degenerate gambler. Matt is a Jewish redneck who spent his childhood studying baseball history books. And Patrick once played on a softball team called the Master Batters. Tune in each week and enjoy the madness!
Episodes
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Episode 77: A Team Friendly Podcast
Matt, Anthony, and Patrick are back to talk about the most exciting thing in baseball: Labor disputes! Also, the World Series! Can the Astros comeback? Did the Braves tire out their relievers? Will their be a strike this off-season? Plus, the guys get into "Team Friendly Contracts" being code for...
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Episode 76: My Sperm is Infallible
The boys are back in studio and the World Series is underway! Charlie Morton pitched on a broken leg, Joe Buck pees in bottles, and nobody wants to be president of the Mets. 15 different teams have won the World Series since the year 2000, and the guys debate whether or not that is a good thing…
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Episode 75: I Don't Trust The Box
Matt, Anthony, and Patrick are back to talk about the MLB playoffs so far. Why they're rooting against any other team becoming a dynasty, why the umpires are right and the box is wrong, and whether or not bringing Aaron Boone back is good. Anthony hit the over in the ALCS, Matt still doesn't know...
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Episode 74: Arod's Jealous
Matt, Anthony, and Patrick are back in the studio to talk about Alex Rodriguez having to watch Joey Gallo wear his number and famous Red Sox fan Ben Affleck date his ex. The boys recap the playoffs so far, take a look back on the regular season, and debate whether or not it's okay to root for two...
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Episode 73: You Might Lose
It's the most wonderful time of the year; The MLB Playoffs are here! Patrick is back from covid and he's here to preview every series in the post season. The guys make all of their World Series predictions, awards predictions, and go over the most important stats from the 2021 season... like who...
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Episode 72: Ohtani To Montreal
Patrick has covid so it's just Anthony and Matt again this week. They preview the MLB playoffs and talk about athletes refusing to get vaccinated, the Cardinals insane winning streak, and whether or not the Rays are going to move to Montreal. Shohei Ohtani wants out, Anaheim sucks, who will be...
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Episode 71: We Lost To The Orioles
Patrick is too busy mourning the Yankees to be here this week so Matt and Anthony steered the ship hopefully better than Aaron Boone. They talk about the AL MVP race, Minor League Baseball pay, and the surprisingly good 2014 Detroit Tigers pitching staff. Salvador Perez breaks a record, Matt was…
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Episode 70: Nice One, Numbnuts
The Yankees are good again! Matt, Anthony, and Patrick talk about that plus the Padres slipping, Jomboy slipping worse, and Miguel Cabrera hitting his 500th home run. They also touch on the most grim stories in baseball including Trevor Bauer's sexual assault case, Chris Bassit getting hit in the...
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Episode 69: Bumpus Would Never Cheat
The guys are back to talk about The Field of Dreams game, Shoeless Joe Jackson, and why baseball fans are the nerds of sports fans. Barstool may be partnering with MLB, Tyler Gilbert throws a no hitter, steroids, gambling, and the legend of Bumpus Jones! Check it out
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Episode 68: Space Jam is a Baseball Movie
Anthony is away for the week so Patrick and Matt take the time to say what an incredible movie Space Jam 2 was. They also talk All Star Game results, Stephen A Smith's apology, and whether or not the Oakland A's are moving. They go through all the division leaders at the mid way point of the…
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Episode 67: Stephen A Smith's Translator
It's All Star Weekend so the guys are here to discuss Stephen A Smith speaking about baseball for the first time all year. They also talk about the Home Run Derby, potential rule changes, Ronald Acuna and a kid in the outfield of the HR Derby both suffering serious injuries, and Trey Mancini
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Episode 66: Buke Fungus
Matt, Patrick, and Anthony are back to talk about the biggest stories in baseball. Like Dylan Bundy puking, a made up baseball player, and pitchers removing their pants... also apparently something happened with Trevor Bauer. The guys also go through the All Star and Home Run Derby rosters.…
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Episode 65: Super Utility Pastor
This week Matt, Anthony, and Patrick are back to talk about this biggest story in baseball: Ben Zobrist's pastor/therapist banging his wife. Plus Wander Franco debuts, Ryan Spaeder has a rough week, and Home Run Derby updates. Also, the guys looks up who the greatest MLB players of all time are...
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Episode 64: Rocks In Your Ding Dong
A new Sports Illustrated article came out revealing more about illegal substances and you know what that means, the guys talked about what it would be like to masturbate with Spider Tack. The first results of All Star Balloting are out, Jacob DeGrom is having the greatest pitching season ever…
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Episode 63: I Don't Know How To Answer That
This week Gerrit Cole gives the worst answer in the history of answers, but when the Yankees cheat, its different and its okay. The Pirates bad year gets worse, Anthony wants to hit Juan Soto, and the guys go over the history of immaculate innings. Plus everything you ever wanted to know about...
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Episode 62: Atlanta Takes Another L
It's the first week back in the studio in over a year! The guys celebrate Lou Gehrig Day by talking about why Tony Larussa, Marcell Ozuna, and Major League hitting all suck right now. Patrick wants to be a professional Cornhole player. Matt is a psycho who knows Ty Cobb's exact career batting...
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Episode 61: We're Back!
Baseball is back and so are we! With our new third host, Patrick Haggerty! We talk MLB rule changes, Yankees vs Astros, and when it's okay to throw at hitters and/or cheaters. We cover great baseball names from Chili Davis to Jazz Chisolm and horrible baseball names like Rougned Odor. Tune in to...
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Episode 60: You Play To Win The Game
Matt and Anthony are back to talk MLB Hall of Fame, the new look Brooklyn Nets, and The Big Game (We're pretending like we're big enough that we can't say S***r B**l) Curt Schilling should be a hall of famer and should also just shut his mouth. Plus Matt gives his Hall of Fame cases for Billy...
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Episode 59: Sell Your Ceilings
Covid-mania is running wild in the NFL. The Broncos play with no quarterback and we have some Wednesday afternoon football. Johnny Boychuck announces his retirement after a gruesome injury that Matt and Anthony saw live. Soccer legend Diego Maradona passes away and Vanderbilt had the first woman...
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Episode 58: Iowan Adonis
Matt and Anthony talk about NBA Free Agency, a gay kicker, and bestiality. A fun week in the NFL as Taysom Hill gets his first start, Tom Brady loses, and the Cowboys won! Robinson Cano failed another drug test, Barry Sanders sues a beer company, and the thinnest man in Iowa scores a touchdown....
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Episode 57: Two Little People in a Trench Coat
This week, Matt and Anthony talk hail mary's, Baseball Hall of Fame, and NBA trade rumors. The Masters happened this week, which means Anthony talked about Dustin Johnson and Matt talked about Mario Golf. The Marlins hired a female General manager, Ozzie Guillen hates Nick Swisher, and the NFC…
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Episode 56: 20,000 Women Can't Be Wrong
Matt and Anthony talk everything from MLB Awards to new Mets ownership, to Tom Brady getting curb stomped. Plus the best athlete cameos in movies. From Kareem Abdul Jabbar in Airplane to Reggie Jackson in Benchwarmers. Super fun episode this week! @Whosonfirstpod1 @RealMattMaran @AnthonyPass94
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Episode 55: Gay For Brady
Matt and Anthony break down whether bandwagon fans were actually real Patriots fans or if they were just gay for Tom Brady. Matt is a Cowboys fan and doesn't want to talk about it and Anthony wonders if pro athletes read their own fan fiction. Plus the guys talk about the new Covid cases in the...
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Episode 54: Sacrifice Jeets
The Dodgers are World Champions! Kevin Cash is an idiot, Justin Turner has covid, and Kershaw finally got his ring. Matt and Anthony get deep into talking about the World Series, Rob Manfred, and a hockey player who once beat up a mentally disabled black kid. Then, they compare all 4 sports...
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Episode 53: Flyover are Stupid
We have a World Series matchup and Anthony wishes they could both lose. Another week of NFL has come and gone. The Giants won a game, the Cowboys are awful, and Jerry Jeudy wears a star of David necklace but isn't Jewish. Plus Matt is starting to like Carlos Correa, Matt and Anthony fight over...
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Episode 52: Yankee Fans Blues
If you hate the Yankees and want to hear two depressed fans talk about what went wrong, this is the episode for you. Anthony demands success and Matt thinks Anthony is a spoiled baby. What's more messed up: Jose Altuve's arm or Dak Prescott ankle? The guys answer that question and talk about the...
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Episode 51: How Do I Get Into Cornholing?
Matt and Anthony welcome comedian Patrick Haggerty to talk about MLB Playoffs, Giants football, and the unwritten rules of slow pitch softball. Henrik Lundqvist is leaving the Rangers, Ted Cruz dunks on Mark Cuban #GoWokeGoBroke, and Matt makes a very big, but hilarious mistake. @Whosonfirstpod1...
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Episode 50: If You're A Minnesota Sports Fan, You Should Move
The Minnesota Twins have lost an unprecedented 17 straight playoff games. But at least Minnesotans have the 0-3 Vikings! The Tampa Bay Lightning are Stanley Cup champions and unlike Sports Center, we are a real sports show so we'll actually talk about it. Lebron is in the NBA Finals again, the...
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Episode 49: Jon Gruden Cheats At Golf
Matt and Anthony are back to talk about the most important stories on sports, like getting to the bottom of why Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick broke up. They also talk about the surprise teams in baseball this year, all the NFL injuries, and the Stanley Cup Final. The Atlanta Falcons suck with…
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Episode 48: Golladay in Cambodia
All 4 major sports are happening at the same time! The Yankees scored more than the Jets and Giants, The Islanders are still alive, and the Nuggets upset the Clippers. Football is back! Matt and Anthony talk fantasy, their first NFL Jerseys, and wonder how Adam Gase got a head coaching job....
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Episode 47: Do Horse Jockeys Get Laid?
The Kentucky Derby was this week and Matt and Anthony ask the important questions about it. They also talk about the Islanders unlikely playoff run, baseball's stupid unwritten rules, and all the Yankees injuries. Did these two white comedians talk about whether or not white privilege played a…
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Episode 46: Don't Jinx It
The Islanders are in the midst of a surprising playoff run and Matt doesn't wanna jinx it. Meanwhile Anthony is in Philadelphia Flyers country and is secretly rooting for the Vegas Golden Knights. This week, Matt and Anthony talk about the MLB Trade Deadline, Sports teams protesting, and Mike...
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Episode 45: I Don't Know If I'll Ever Work Again
Reds announcer and hopefully future friend of the show, Thom Brennaman dropped a slur on a hot mic and then gave the greatest and maybe only Apology/Home Run call in MLB history. The Islanders are moving on, Luka Doncic isn't human, and Pat McAfee had a pro wrestling match! @Whosonfirstpod1...
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Episode 44: Balls of Color
Matt and Anthony are here to tell you that Fernando Tatis Jr is awesome and the unwritten rules of baseball are dumb. NHL and NBA playoffs roll on. The Suns won every game and are still eliminated, the Blue Jackets and Lightning play 5 overtimes, and what's happening to the Bucks? Stephen…
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Episode 43: Put Respect on Dode Paskert's Name
We got our first benches clearing brawl of the baseball season! Ramon Laureano gets more and more awesome everyday and Alex Cintron is bitch made. The Nets are surprising everyone, playoff hockey is awesome, and Anthony starts a war between two baseball stat twitter pages over Dode Paskert. Plus,...
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Episode 42: DJ Kitty Boom Boom
Matt and Anthony have live sports to talk about again! Baseball and Hockey are back, but you wouldn't know it if you watch ESPN, Zion Williamson is still awesome, and Joe Kelly is a hero... except for two years ago when he threw at the Yankees. He was a jerk then. Plus Matt reveals that he was…
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Episode 41: Sports are Back!
Matt and Anthony recap everything that happened over opening weekend in MLB. Fauci's first pitch, Donald Trump inviting himself to throw out a first pitch, and the Marlins are gonna die. Lou Williams leaves the NBA bubble to hang out with a white rapper and get chicken wings, comedians and…
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Episode 40: The Orlando Anti-Semites
This week Matt and Anthony go through the the origins of all 30 NBA Team Names. There are no lakes in Los Angeles, no Jazz in Utah, and no team should ever be named the Pelicans. Matt makes a Hall of Fame case for Albert Belle and Jeremy Roenick is suing NBC for discriminating against him for…
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Episode 39: Big Dick Cows
With the Washington Redskins changing their name, Anthony and Matt go through the origin of every NFL team name. Why the Packers? Where did the Browns come from? And how the Falcons were almost the Atlanta Confederates. They also talk about UFC 252 on Fight Island, sex inside the NBA Bubble, and...
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Episode 38: Is Weed A Performance Enhancer In An Eating Contest?
Joey Chestnut and Miki Sudo once again reign supreme in the greatest sporting event of the year, The Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest! Matt and Anthony fight over the Yankees forcing players to cut their hair, Dexter Fowler thinks St. Louis has the best pizza and he is wrong, and Fedex pretends to...
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Episode 37: A Black Quarterback in Boston. That Should Go Well
Matt and Anthony make their MLB Season predictions and immediately hedge their bets on all of them. Nerds who say "sportsball" and act like sports don't matter are wrong because sports got the state of Mississippi to change their state flag. Jemele Hill, Barstool, and Vin Scully are all getting...
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Episode 36: Quidditch Sucks
Most sports still aren't back yet and they may never be, but Matt and Anthony are here to talk about cool obscure sports like Headis, Shin Kicking, and Australian Rules football. And also the ones that suck, like Quidditch. Ken Griffey Jr says he would have never played for the Yankees, NASCAR is...
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Episode 35: Do You Even Andro, Bro!?
Anthony and Matt review ESPN's new documentary on Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa and talk about baseball's steroid era. A NASCAR driver nobody has ever heard of quits over a flag, Ezekial Elliot got that Covid, and Matt pisses of a bunch of wrestling fans on Twitter
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Episode 34: MLB Meets UFC
Matt and Anthony create their own fantasy UFC Card made up entirely of Baseball players. Who could hack it in the Octagon? Carlos Correa? Mike Trout? Jose Canseco? And who would win in a rematch between Rougned Odor and Jose Bautista? Plus Drew Brees and Jake Fromm put their foot in their mouth....
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Episode 33: Don't Mess With JR Smith
JR Smith beat the holy hell out of someone trying to mess with his car during the protests. The NHL speaks out against racism. Will NASCAR be next? Things are really scary in the world right now, but Anthony still finds a way to talk about Jackass and Matt is still talking about how awful the New...
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Episode 32: Do You Know Who My Boyfriend Is?
Aaron Judge's girlfriend is a Karen! Matt and Anthony are back with a real fun episode. They talk about the NHL's newly approved playoff format, the new Lance Armstrong a documentary, and The Match! Anthony knows everything about BMX and Johnny Knoxville breaking his dick during a motorcycle…
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Episode 31: Don't Worry! Everything is Okay! NASCAR is Back!
Sports are coming back slowly but surely. Matt explains to Anthony how to watch NASCAR. Will MLB come back? Anthony breaks down Millionaires vs Billionaires. Bat Flips and Touchdown Celebrations, James Harrison gets an envelope full of money, and more UFC! Follow us @Whosonfirstpod1…
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Episode 30: Best Sportscaster Bracket Final Four
We've finally made it down to the Final Four! Stephen A Smith, Rachel Nichols, Al Michaels, and Bob Costas. Who will be declared the winner of our sportscaster bracket? Plus we had live sports this weekend with UFC 249, ESPN has more documentaries coming, and we all know Trevor Bauer's phone number
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Episode 29: Quarantine Bonus Episode
Bonus Episode! Matt and Anthony take a break from the sportscaster bracket to talk about what's been going on in the world of sports. We may still be in the middle of a pandemic, but we've got ESPN's Last Dance documentary, another proposed MLB Division realignment, and Rob Gronkowski coming out…
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Episode 28: Best Sportscaster Bracket Part 3
Matt and Anthony make their way down to the Final Four in their Best Sportscaster Bracket. We've got some great matchups. Charles Barkley vs Stuart Scott, Chris Berman vs Joe Rogan, Mike Greenberg vs Dan Patrick. Check it out! @Whosonfirstpod1 on Twitter and Instagram
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Every week, comedians Matt Maran, Anthony Passaretti, and Patrick Haggerty bring you news and commentary from the world of baseball. Imagine MLB Network without the suits, the scripts, and anything resembling maturity or professionalism. Anthony is a degenerate gambler. Matt is a Jewish redneck who spent his childhood studying baseball history books. And Patrick once played on a softball team called the Master Batters. Tune in each week and enjoy the madness!
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