Who's That Pokémon?

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Oh boy usually Brielle writes these. Um... [to the tune of "Bad Guy"] Boop bop badeedadoopop boop bop badeebadoobop BOO BOP BADEEBADOOBOP boo bop badeebadoopbop BOOBOP BADEEBADOOPOP I'm the Elephant Guy!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonFind EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielleThis show is currently produced by Brandon Zelman and Brielle DeMirjian, with special help from their intern, Marvin Tan. Intro, Music and Hundreds of Episodes by Collin Gossel.

Hello Passenger! Welcome aboard - you’re listening to Deep Space Radio. In this taste of our first adventure, the crew of the STS 45 Cloudbreather, fresh out of the turbulent nebulas that blocked off this distant corner of the galaxy, encounter a mysterious artifact floating in uncharted space en route to their new home…Enjoying yourself? You can search Deep Space Radio wherever you get your podcasts, connect with other passengers on our Reddit or Discord, and check out even more from the world of Deep Space Radio on our LINKTREE!Deep Space Radio is written and produced by Collin GosselStarring: Brandon Zelman as Security Officer Harold MaxwellCate Herrold as Teenager Mercury TheedCharlie Towle as Father of the Celestial Direction Lu VanHorneDan Titmuss as Captain DonnellJalen Gilbert as Pilot Claudio AtlosJuliana LaBarbiera as Computerized Shopkeeper Annie MaddoxKayla Raelle as Barkeeper Ruth HatchettLex LaRayne as Doctor Effie LakeMeg Collins as Octogenarian Martha CrittleMickey Layson as Head of the PAA Bradley TheedMolly Gloeckner as Exozoologist Kit CastilleNatalie Sullivan as Engineering Chief Tasha PaulsonAnd Robert Keefe as Professor Ramir BolinArt by Frankie Novick{Episodes originally aired daily in November 2024}

We’re getting nitty, gritty, and all about the titties—it’s Phanpy! Join Brandon and Brielle as they study the ancient text of The Pickup Artist, analyze how nose length affects the intensity of cocaine (do nose insides have gums?), and reminisce about a toy from the 90s. Perk up your big ears, flap your penis in the wind, and tell Horton to SUCK IT! 2026, BABY!!!!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonFind EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

WEEPING OVER THE CUTE KITTY CAT DRAGON WE COULD’VE HAD. Sorry guys, it’s Kingdra! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss the world of killing time machine villain babies, honk shoo honk shoo, and farting out whirlpools.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonFind EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Hide all your burn books and open up your mouth for a fire fart—it’s HOUNDOOM (aka Helga George). Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss the best way to eat a cow without getting stuck in its ribcage, analyze the currency exchange of cartoon physical intimacy, and wonder if it’s better to give an animal an apple or an egg.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonFind EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Hey friends we’re going on hiatus until 2026! But we love to keep the kiddies fed, so please enjoy a taste of this Patreon episode from the archives. And if you’re still wanting for more, please join us at Patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon where we’ve got over 75 episodes for you to enjoy:Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonFind EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Hey friends we’re going on hiatus until 2026! But we love to keep the kiddies fed, so please enjoy a taste of this Patreon episode from the archives. And if you’re still wanting for more, please join us at Patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon where we’ve got over 75 episodes for you to enjoy:Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonFind EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Hey friends we’re going on hiatus until 2026! But we love to keep the kiddies fed, so please enjoy a taste of this Patreon episode from the archives. And if you’re still wanting for more, please join us at Patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon where we’ve got over 75 episodes for you to enjoy:Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonFind EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Hey friends we’re going on hiatus until 2026! But we love to keep the kiddies fed, so please enjoy a taste of this Patreon episode from the archives. And if you’re still wanting for more, please join us at Patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon where we’ve got over 75 episodes for you to enjoy:Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonFind EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Hey friends we’re going on hiatus until 2026! But we love to keep the kiddies fed, so please enjoy a taste of this Patreon episode from the archives. And if you’re still wanting for more, please join us at Patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon where we’ve got over 75 episodes for you to enjoy:Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonGet tix for BALLS: The Monster-Catchin' Musical Comédy! Use code BATTLE for $5 off!Find EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Hey friends we’re going on hiatus until 2026! But we love to keep the kiddies fed, so please enjoy a taste of this Patreon episode from the archives. And if you’re still wanting for more, please join us at Patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon where we’ve got over 75 episodes for you to enjoy:Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonGet tix for BALLS: The Monster-Catchin' Musical Comédy! Use code BATTLE for $5 off!Find EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

BALLS is live on STREAM and STAGE THIS FRIDAY and SATURDAY!Grab the last few tix at BALLSmusical.comUse Code "TALLGRASS" (deffo all uppercase) for $5 off!

See BALLS: The Monster-Catchin' Musical Comédy - APRIL 18+19 (BALLSmusical.com)While we're away: Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonFind EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielleBark! Woof! Ruff! Blood puddles! Gather up your pack and break out your map to Wichita National Park—it’s time for HOUNDOUR! Join Brandon and Brielle as they dissect the formula for teen movies, talk to Collin’s upstairs neighbor, and argue with puppies about whether or not eating apples is badass.

Grab the "WETTER" or "BETTER" or "WETTER OR BETTER" mug plus more EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW!Go to BALLSmusical.com!It’s a bird! It’s a plan! It’s SCISSORS! Step right up to see the magical scissor bird of tomorrow—SKARMORY! Hold on to your top hats and keep an eye out for scams, and join Brandon and Brielle as they stuff turkey meat into a metal container, craft a new Pokémon that is NOT a Transformer, and search for gold with butt dust.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Lift up your pits and check for clingy small town fish—it’s the MANTINE episode! Did you know Mantine has a little mouth? It little and it smoll. It need egg. Brandon and Brielle have medium mouth. But Mantine have itty mooth. Widdle cheeksies and mini monchers. Teefy gone. Only tiny mouf.TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonFind EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Find EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/ballsListen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielleSanta got you a present! It’s ticking because it loves you! Don’t worry about it! Buckle up for DELIBIRD, baby (sung in the Santa baby voice)! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss butthole anatomy, the listening window for the Decemberists, and decide if children deserve dead babies on their doorstep (plop).

Hide your holes and put away all the buckets by the pool—it’s OCTILLERY! This guy might as well be hiding in your tree with a tiny pencil mustache and binoculars. Join Brandon and Brielle as they play with plurals, scold 8-year-old Brandon for having bad taste, and feature zero-time Grammy nominated artist Joy Villa to sing about her one true passion (horse schlong).Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielleTICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/balls “This show wears its Pokémon inspiration proud on its sleeve… a proper laugh-fest!”-Nintendo Life

TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/balls “This show wears its Pokémon inspiration proud on its sleeve… a proper laugh-fest!”-Nintendo LifeHurry off to English class before the sharksucking loser tries to sign you up for karate—it’s REMORAID! What an absolute nothing garbage creature! Join Brandon and Brielle as they bravely try to find anything interesting about this fish, deal with their creepy upstairs neighbor, and embody a bug with low self esteem.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/balls“This show wears its Pokémon inspiration proud on its sleeve… a proper laugh-fest!”-Nintendo LifeCheck under your doctor’s mask to make sure it’s not your ex-boyfriend and embrace the beauty that is turquoise—it’s time for CORSOLA! Join Brandon and Brielle as they tell female rocks to smile more, kick a buzzkill down the street, and relive an interesting encounter in an Abercrombie and Fitch dressing room.

Check out BALLSmusical.com to STREAM or ATTEND Brandon's Completely Unrelated Monster-Catchin' Musical!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonDon’t make any sudden movements, or your best friend will ram you into a wall! It’s PILOSWINE! Join Brandon and Brielle as they send congratulations cards to dead men, plan the perfect crime, and design yarmulkes for Mohawks. So go chat up the quiet guy in the corner and make sure your poems don’t rhyme—it’s time to get dirty in the mud patch with this mammoth mofo!Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/balls and use code BUTTDUCK for $5 off any ticket (code only good until this Tuesday 1/14)“This show wears its Pokémon inspiration proud on its sleeve… a proper laugh-fest!”-Nintendo LifeA wild musical appears! “BALLS” is an action-packed immersive experience about the MONSTERS we collect and the FIGHTS we choose to fight. Be the very first to start a “NEW GAME” in this one-of-a-kind extravaganza, overflowing with 8-bit bops, improvised battles, and 151 original Collectabuddies.MONSTERS WERE SCARY. AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SCARED. So he squished ‘em down into little balls, and created a safer world: where monsters are pets - and pets do what they’re told. But when these “Collectabuddies” begin to BITE BACK, the Professor and his piece-of-sh*t grandson are forced to battle their past conceptions of right and wrong to save the game they helped create.“Project we love!”-Kickstarter“Turn your hat sideways and make your pets fight in this hilarious…unique interactive experience.”-Games Press“I can not wait to see this musical!”-"Video Game Journalist"“BALLS: The Monster-Catchin’ Musical Comédy” is a musical created by Brandon Zelman and Harrison Bryan as a transformative work under US Fair Use laws. “BALLS” is not authorized, sanctioned, licensed or endorsed by any brand, organization, franchise, underground cock fighting ring, or person, living or dead.

Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBriellePut down the shrooms and wake up your pig nose butthole—it’s time to oink some coke and deep dive into SWINUB! Join Brandon and Brielle as they definitely know who Katy Perry is, learn about leprosy short stories, and debate what can and can’t be kicked down a hill. So close your eyes, block your nose, cut off your tongue, and heighten your EARS to listen to this tasty non-Kosher nonsense.

This episode originally debuted more than a year ago on Patreon. To hear a fart-ton of additional EXLUSIVE EPISODES, check us out at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonBreak out the vodka and crack into that slimy membrane—it’s the Goomy episode! Brandon and Brielle debate what makes a dragon legitimate, argue if boogers need to match a creature’s color, and dance their way away from fearful situations. Be careful touching that play button, it’s covered in Goomy germs (syphilis).Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Tear down your glue statues and keep an eye out for ice giants—it’s MAGCARGO! Join Brandon and Brielle as they fight about sound board control, Brandon learns the difference between clams, oysters, and mussels, and a reporter from the 1930s makes a time machine visit. But in the end, we all worm.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

TLDR: We're sick but we'll be back soon!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Just a lil thanksgiving side-dish to go with the mashed potaties and the stuffin'.For the FULL EPISODE ft. the Return of Collin, check out our Patreon.Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify!@deepspaceradio on instagram!Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content!Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Our Merch Store is LIVE!Patreon Supporters get 15% off!Become an official student of the University of Owl Owl Facts Facts with some gorgeous swag.Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify!@deepspaceradio on instagram!Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content!Slugma, the original white feminist, is calling up the girlies because we are going OUT and we are NEVER GONNA STOP (on account of whenever they stop they become lil gargoyles thatcha gotta pop in the lava tub). So grab your gonads and GO GO GO! I get no respect! I'm just a worm!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify!@deepspaceradio on instagram!Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content!And our Merch Store is LIVE!Patreon Supporters get 15% off!Become an official student of the University of Owl Owl Facts Facts with some gorgeous swag.Welp. It’s a bear with ringworm folks. It’s URSARING! Join Brandon and Brielle as they try to recall nostalgic smells, travel back in time to witness the first Viking invasion of England, and sing a song about bears trying to mate with Ash. And in case you really like our theme song, you’re in luck because Brandon plays it about 100 times.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify!@deepspaceradio on instagram!Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content!And our Merch Store is LIVE!Patreon Supporters get 15% off!Become an official student of the University of Owl Owl Facts Facts with some gorgeous swag.Keep your behavior sportsmanlike (murderous) and your buttholes plugged (with guns and grass), it’s TEDDIURSA! Join Brandon and Brielle as they describe a 30 stage Pokémon, learn the distance between Germany and Japan, and give you every reason to join the Patreon. Hide your honey and your wet wet hands, and learn about this absolute door of a bear!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonKeep an eye on your eggs and a blade in your hand—it’s SNEASEL! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discover a brand new favorite animal species, go trick or treating for the best candy bars, argue for way too long about Dirty Dancing, and decide whether or not Lin-Manuel Miranda deserves a starring role in Hollywood. Can you come here for a second? Yeah just leave your egg nest. It’ll be fine, I promise.Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

COLLIN RETURNS only on PATREON at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonBring out your straws and suck on a screaming Bulbasaur—it’s time for Heracross! Join Brandon and Brielle as they imagine the sloopy gloop of Mr. Krabs, label themselves a sneaky little creep or a fighter, and sing Hercules songs no one asked for. Oh and before I forget! Roger bug.Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

COLLIN RETURNS!Only on Patreon @ patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonBreak out your straws and sip on some thick unique goo juice (it’s soup, if you say juice I’m getting on a train). IT’S SHUCKLE TIME, FOLKS! Go on a journey with Brandon and Brielle as they count holes, lick mold slime, and argue about whether “turtle” and “turtle vibe” are the same thing. Now let’s get wasted on that berry drank.Deep Space Radio on Instagram @deep.space.radioTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Brat summer isn’t over (and our vibrators are still buzzing)—it’s SCIZOR (PRONUNCIATION TBD)! Join Brandon and Brielle as they try to text God, enter a romance with a bug, and learn about the heights of famous basketball players (Allen Iverson apparently isn’t small?). Slice it up, kiddos! It’s a horny one!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Pucker up those buttholes and keep the poison off the freshly clean floors—it’s Qwilfish! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss very real totally not fake bear attacks, what constitutes a colonic, and wishing death upon this episode. IT CAN’T EVEN SWIM, YOU GUYS.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

IT’S MORBIN’ TIME! Grab your climbing gear and your rope because this Pokémon goes ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP—it’s the coward Granbull! Join Brandon and Brielle as they break into a vault with ease, discuss skin teeth, and how annoyed the trainers are with these idiots. Oh and here’s a dead fish.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Is that a dog sprite howling or is it Brielle screaming about feminism? Regardless, take cover! It’s the Snubbull episode! Join Brandon and Brielle as they argue over if this dumb loser is “cute” (it isn’t), whether or not town crier is a generational career (it isn’t), and if it’s okay to be engaged to a dog (it isn’t…right?).Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

BALLSmusical.com

1st EVER LIVE STREAM this SATURDAY on PATREON at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonSupport Brandon's new show @ BALLSmusical.comHotter older brothers have insecurities too, but just feed them a ham and cheese sandwich and give them some toilet gushers! IT’S THE STEELIX EPISODE! Join Brandon and Brielle as they ponder about butt soil, debate what is horny and what isn’t (it’s all horny, come on), and count give this steel daddy veneers. Btw, don’t RSVP yes to Brandon’s party next week. Trust me.Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

COMING TO NETFLIX IN 2050: Gligar and Glenn Howerton team up for an Aliens reboot where hand eggs get everyone pregnant! This duo can’t be stopped, even if you desperately want them to! So pop that popcorn, poison your neighbors, and protect your nipples—this is the blockbuster of the year!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

It's breaky time! We're taking a break in August for a reverse-vacation (wherein we are VERY VERY BUSY instead of relaxing for summer.) We'll be back September 3rd with GLIGAR, crab of the skies!But we're still putting out our bonus PATREON episodes!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

PSA: please don’t toss your used up Dunsparce in the lake. If you’re gonna bang it, at least put it down gently in the grass! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss the violent stakes of being considered “rare”, imagine a haunted house where the fear is financial ruin, and say the words “butt plug” at least 100 times. Fuck this dumbass Pokémon (literally).Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Dunsparce Drops Tomorrow!Hopefully Down a Chasm!

Be careful of the shy nerd at your school, he could be building a c*m machine that rocks your socks off (and gets your rocks off). It’s the absolute loser Forretress! If you hated Pineco, you’re gonna despise this piece of trash! Join Brandon and Brielle as they give each other acting notes, describe the worst smells, and sing a song about castles.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

If you were worried this low-caliber Pokémon would result in a low caliber episode, WELP. BUCKLE UP FOR THE GOD DAMN HATE TRAIN. Trudge along with Brandon and Brielle as they debate how much of a turkey hoagie to toast, discuss how much jizz one needs to create glue, and lose all their sponsorships. Brb, gonna go get fingered at summer camp.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

[DESCRIPTION CONTINUED FROM PART 2] -bake up that blueberry pie, launch out of your mom’s vagina with a parachute in hand, and don’t listen to your evil butthole voice, no matter how convincing it may sound.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Double the Pokémon does NOT mean double the fun—it’s Girafarig! Join Brandon and Brielle as they break this monstrosity down into two parts: the gentle giant and the evil parasitic buttplug (CLASSIC combo). So - [DESCRIPTION CONTINUED IN PART 2]Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

[Spoken in a heavy Scottish accent]PREEEEVIOUSLY. ONNNNNN LOVE (WOB) ISLAND! A brand new bombshell with a floppy shark fin enters the villa—will he find a connection (starfish butthole smush) with the Wobbuffet in lipstick? Or does his dead but sentient catdog tail have other plans? Was Squidward's squid-only town racist? Tune in to find out, and remember: it is what it is.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle