Who's Your Daddy... Really?

Never listened to Who's Your Daddy...Really? Start here!Have you ever explored the dad realtionship through the medium of podcasting? We have! Here at Dadpod HQ we've spooled through the archives for the very best moments from season 1 of Who's Your Daddy...Really? - the comedy podcast that explores guests' dad-lore to discover what makes their papas perculiar.Join Welsh comedians Joe Dehuai and Max Jones as they revisit their favourite dad touches from the frosty and fusty to the warm and fuzzy. We've brought together some of our favourite guests, funniest stories and best moments from our solo episodes to create one gold-plated taster of everything Dadpod has to offer.Together we disect the dad relationship for every angle, from how we keep in dad touch through weird and wonderful dad friends and hobbies, all the way down to bizarre acts of violence and belligerence. Plus we veer off on some of our favourite dad rants and unhinged tangents along the way. Dad's are like snowflakes - no two are the same! Thanks for listening and supporting season one!Got a dad story for us?Email: [email protected] else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

Do you think it's good or bad to flump?We've made it to the end of season one of the pod! To celebrate, in this finale episode, we rank every dad we discussed (at length) in season one, based on how we think they'd do in a big dad fight. Expect in-depth discussions about dad limbs, dad temperaments and dad fitness levels.Also in the episode, Max tells all about his recent double daddy day, Alvin's play area reconnaissance and 'the black wife effect.' Joe talks about the history of orangutans, his issue with the sport 'squash,' and his recent trip to the hospital. Finally, we discuss what we've learnt during season one, including dad advice and how our perceptions of our dads have been changed. We also tease what's coming up in season 2!Thanks for listening and supporting season one!Got a dad story for us?Email: [email protected] else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

*allegedlyWould you be impressed if a dwarf was playing basketball?Would you be impressed if Max and Joe managed to get Dan Thomas to open up about his dad? Well, get ready to be impressed because they've only gone and bloody done it!Due to Dan's busy, bigshot, BAFTA-winning schedule, we only had time to record two episodes with him, hence this episode being absolutely jam-packed with enough dad content for TWO FULL EPISODES.In the episode, Dan tells all about communicating with David, which includes: their last text exchange, their annual get-together, how many times Dan thinks they've actually broken bread together, David's status as an 'iPad dad,' and the time David came to see the live recording of Dan's comedy special.We also delve into David's hobbies and interests, which include: his stint in the 'Free Wales Army' in his youth, his career in Buddhist literature, holidays in Ibiza, and the one time he made a square pizza.Finally, we come up with a new podcast called 'Tryna Vomit on Bezos,' attempt to work out when Dan was conceived, and do some research into the darkness of humanity. Also in this episode: Dan has a therapeutic breakthrough about his childhood, talks about how he's such a loving father that his children hate him, and tells the stories of the two times he's been on 'Pobol Y Cwm.' Dan and Joe discuss the history of the IRA and Joe reveals that he's getting back into 'doodle jump.'Dan's upcoming movie: https://ihaveabomb.com/Joe and Harri's Edinburgh show: https://freefringe.org.uk/shows/escape-north-wales/Got a dad story for us?Email: [email protected] else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

What do you want?If the answer is "40 minutes of BAFTA-winning TV producer and comedian Dan Thomas struggling to come up with the most basic information about his dad" then, my god, have we got a treat for you.Yes, we welcome Dan to Dadpod HQ this week to see if he can muster up a few of his dad's father figures which, given Dan's distant relationship with his dad, proves somewhat challenging and chaotic. That father I speak of is David Thomas: a petrochemical-engineer-turned-Buddhist-author who once drank 22 pints in an afternoon at the Eisteddfod. In the episode, Dan tells us about how his parents divorced before he was able to form memories, David's time working in Indonesia, the only two moments he's seen David angry (a rugby match in Swansea and seeing 'George of the Jungle' in the cinema), and the time David brought Dan some custard slices shortly after the US invasion of Grenada, much to Dan's chagrin. We also discuss David's love for sherry, John Denver, Woody Allen films (before the allegations), and any film with Gene Hackman looking gruff.Also in this episode: Dan and Joe tell tales of doing the 'Hot Ones' challenge and Max lets everyone down with his lacklustre mathematical abilities.'The Idiot Brain' by Dr Dean Burnett: https://www.deanburnett.com/books/the-idiot-brainWatch BAFTA Winning show ' The Golden Cobra' on BBC iPlayer: https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/m0021r5c/the-golden-cobra'Chilli of the Valley' hot sauce company: https://www.chilliotv.co.uk/Why is it called 'Swiss Valley?' - We couldn't find a definitive answer, but people say it's simply because it resembles Switzerland. See for yourself:https://www.discovercarmarthenshire.com/explore/walking-in-carmarthenshire/swiss-valley-reservoir/Got a dad story for us?Email: [email protected] else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

Who's the best dad in The Inbetweeners? In this episode, we're ranking every dad in The Inbetweeners, judging the fathers of Will, Simon, Jay & Neil from worst to best. From the deadbeat blowhards, through the grunting gammons all the way to sexual perverts raising angst-ridden losers with anger management issues. Which of these patriarchs will be crowned the greatest TV dad in one of Britain's most iconic sitcoms? Listen and find out as we judge these contenders for best Inbetweeners dad on their emotional education, how well they provide for their kids, and how good a kid they raise in the end (spoilers: slagging your own child at every opportunity doesn't score you highly!) If you enjoyed our episodes ranking the dads from Skins, this is another deep dive into the fathers behind one of Britain's greatest TV comedies.We also discus our own inbetweeners years and the activities we got up to in our loserhood, along with some insane Inbetweener trivia and finally a legendary dad rant from Joe as he names and shames the worst fish and chip shop in Newport with his eviscerating 1* review. Who's Your Daddy...Really? is the only podcast that asks the question "when did you last touch your dad?" Each week your hosts, Welsh comedians Joe Dehuai & Max Jones, discuss what makes their dad's weird with a range of comedian guests, as well as exploring dad lore from your favourite TV & movies from UK sitcoms to hollywood blockbusters. Follow us @dadtouchpod on TikTok & InstagramGot an amazing dad-ecdote for us? Email: [email protected] else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

Do you want to know how to have high self esteem? Let Francisco teach you! In this episode we conclue our trilogy with Cardiff based Mexican standup Alejandra Escamilla and her legendary dad. We discuss his very on brand favourite food, and the difficulties of coping with the gooeyness of a slice of fried cactus, as well as some more wisdom from his life including his supremely confident answer to "how are you?" that will instantly cure you of your social anxiety! Along the way we discuss the celebrities he irrationally despises, come up with our own filth-ridden Bad Bunny lyrics, and plug our upcoming Patreon where we rank every South Wales comedian from hero to hack!We also hear some excellent stories including the time he tricked tourists into thinking he was chinese, how he asked a 5 year old Alejandra to pull the plug on him if he ever got a 'strange disease', and his bizarre quest to discover the most obcure cover versions of his favourite songs, from thrash metal Beatles covers to lullaby rickrolls. Fianlly, we cover Alejandra's parents morbid obsession with their own funeral plans and Fransiscos desire to open the floodgates for all the hot babes who'll want to wish him well in the next life.ABOUT OUR GUEST: Alejandra Escamilla is 'just a Mexican woman collecting embarrassing stories in different countries and turning them into stand-up. Halfway to my 100th gig and still making questionable life choices for the plot'.Follow her @alestandupcomedy on Instagramand @PinkuPanik on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/pinkupanik)Got a dad story for us?Email: ⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠Everything else: ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpod⁠⁠⁠Logo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada, Tatamusic & Moonpub

Has your dad ever done donuts on his motorbike outside Sunday mass? Alejandra's dad has! Several times while his hair was dyed green (like Da Joka). In this episode we chat more deeply about Alejandra's dad, how often they touch and how she keeps in dad touch from overseas, including a 'once in a lifetime' kiss on her brother's forehead and her dad's insistence that he's too busy to text, but has all the time in the world to keep in touch in other unusual ways. We also recount the tragic day Max & Joe met the main man Francisco himself, at the legendarily beleaguered Barrel of Drafts comedy night, and how an unfortunate mishap with a CPR dummy worth £1000's was caught on CCTV by the venue management, got the barrel boys in deep trouble, and killed the night.We also hear some unbelievable dad-ecdotes from his rebel days revving up outside churches, to dating his students while teaching at university, as well as his thoughts on cars and learning to drive - including which muscle car he considers a 'pussy wagon' (and not in the way you'd like)! Finally we discuss his need for speed, including the crazy moment his ex dived out of a speeding car and the feuding family fallout which led to him being known locally as "the murderer"- especially from his mates while he was trying to pull. If all that madness isn't enough for you comedy nerds, we also discuss why the difficulties of organising a character comedy night will have you crying on the floor in a daffodil hat, and do a hilarious (d)ad read for Mexican coke, despite one of our Mexican accents sounding Indian- and its NOT the one you'd think!ABOUT OUR GUEST: Alejandra Escamilla is 'just a Mexican woman collecting embarrassing stories in different countries and turning them into stand-up. Halfway to my 100th gig and still making questionable life choices for the plot'.Follow her @alestandupcomedy on Instagramand @PinkuPanik on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/pinkupanik)Got a dad story for us?Email: ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠Everything else: ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpod⁠⁠Logo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

Has your dad ever showed you his bulging muscles?If so, you already have something in common with this week's guest, so why not stick around and see what other similarities you share? That guest is Alejandra Escamilla: the creme de la creme of Mexican stand-up comedy rising talent in South Wales. In this episode, she joins the Dad Lads to discuss the father figures of her father figure: Francisco Escamilla Velasco, the man with the office supplies and black coffee eyes. Alejandra paints a picture of the man, from his bulging muscles that he used to love showing off, to the fact that, although he's a short king in the UK, he's actually more of an average king in Mexico. Alejandra also tells us about some of Francisco's favourite things: the film 'Rocky,' drinking Coca-Cola, fixing stuff and correcting people's grammar. She also tells us plenty of stories about Francisco: the time his mum forced him to get a pilot's license, how he tried to plan Alejandra's conception so that she would be born on a weekend, the day Alejandra was born and how it changed him forever, and the crazy road fight he had with a motorcyclist which ended with one of them in the hospital.Also in this episode: the gang discuss the insane gig where Alejandra first met the boys, the time Francisco came to a gig, how they all responded to the Queen's death, and the superiority of Mexican cola. Plus, Max tries to work out the date he was conceived and talks about his dad's gorilla arms. Joe then calls out all gorillas and tells a tale of when he flew to Newcastle for work. ABOUT OUR GUEST: Alejandra Escamilla is 'just a Mexican woman collecting embarrassing stories in different countries and turning them into stand-up. Halfway to my 100th gig and still making questionable life choices for the plot'.Got a dad story for us?Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠Everything else: ⁠https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpod⁠Logo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

What should you get your dad for father's day? The Dadpod boys can help! In this episode we discuss what dads actually want to do on Father's Day (with the help of Reddit) to get the inside scoop on what your dad really thinks about his big day. Plus, if you're stuck on what to buy him, we dive into the top Fathers Day gifts and rank our top 10 Fathers Day Presents - from questionable light up fashion gizmos, via the famous 'mongers delight', to bizarre gifts that announce your dad's love of going trouserless. PS: Don't get him a Juicy BOOM!! (Seriously)Listen and find out what dads really crave on Father's Day, which range from 'a steak, a blowie & a sword' to 'adult fun time' and simply 'sex'. We also share stories of our father's day plans, question why so many dad's expect sexual favours for father's day, and chat about the stark difference in mother's day and father's day cards as we ask: why are you allowed to call your dad a fat, farting, alcoholic on a father's day card? Probably because of the War On Men(TM).... Got a dad story for us?Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠Everything else: ⁠https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpod⁠Logo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

What show would your dad write fan fiction about?In this episode, we put that question to Chrissy Derbyshire, and complete the Barry Derbyshire trilogy. And what better way to complete that trilogy than by discussing Barry's hobbies?In the episode, Chrissy tells us about Barry's passion for writing, including the 9 books that he's self-published, the children's books he used to write just for Chrissy, and the one and only poem he ever wrote. She also tells us about Barry's blues harmonica abilities (including the time he channelled 'The Blues Brothers' at a church party), and some of his favourite ways to annoy and embarrass Chrissy. We also dive deep into Barry's love for trolling flat earthers online, the fact that he used to be a Christian, and that he went to school with 3/4 of the band, 'The Who.'Also in this episode, Chrissy tells us about her Christian upbringing as a self-described "horrible creep of a child, and her own hobby of writing 'Taskmaster' fan fiction. Joe reveals his crush on Steve from 'The Repair Shop,' and tells the story of the time he got ousted from a flat earther Facebook group for being ironic. Max defends '24 Hours in Police Custody' against Joe's ignorant attack, and his experiences with watching flat earther ASMR YouTube videos. Barry on WordPress (including Chapter 1 of Mousehead): https://barrycderbyshire.wordpress.com/2012/05/22/mousehead-chapter-1/Got a dad story for us?Email: [email protected] else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? We dunno!But what we DO know is that Chrissy Derbyshire has returned to the Dadpod studio to spill more of her father's proverbial beans. That father is, of course, Barry Derbyshire! The former London bus driver who, although he would describe himself as a "boring old fart," as we find out in this episode, is anything but.In the episode, Chrissy tells us how Barry his her biggest fan and supporter of her comedy career, driving her to almost all of her gigs, even travelling as far as Sheffield and Dorset. Chrissy also talks about Barry's lovely Zimbabwean wife: the story of the moment he fell in love with her, his regular travels to Zimbabwe, plus his "honorary black man" status despite being "the whitest man you'll ever see."Chrissy also recounts her experience at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, describes her own biological daughter as "derpy cringe," and tells the tale of her worst ever comedy gig, which just so happened to be exactly where Max and Joe were due to perform the week after recording.Finally, the gang share stories about their lives in the comedy world: writing for BBC Radio Wales, the times when people have tried to give them jokes, plus Joe shares the story of an awkward car share with a dreary comedian who kept talking about all times they'd bombed and how badly that night's gig was about to go.ABOUT OUR GUEST: "Chrissy is the world's most giggly deadpan comedian, and probably the only comedian to be compared to both Sarah Millican and David Lynch. Her solo show, Innards, is coming to the Edinburgh Fringe this year". (Whistlebinkies @ 11:15 Aug 20th-Aug 30th)Got a dad story for us?Email: [email protected] else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

Has Sherlock Holmes ever driven a bus?It's an exciting day for the pod as we welcome "so-called comedian" Chrissy Derbyshire to the studio for the first instalment of another episode trilogy filled with laughs and dad-ecdotes. But who is the dad under the microscope this week, I hear you ask? Well, it's Barry Derbyshire, of course! A man known by many in the South Wales comedy scene as Chrissy's chauffer, (sort of) social media manager and, of course, her father. In the episode, we mostly focus on Barry's father figures, including his favourite drink to order at Wetherspoons, his origins in Ealing and how his love of comedy influenced Chrissy to have a go at stand-up. We discuss his early years: going to school with 3/4 of 'The Who,' partying with the 'original milky bar kid,' and his dream of being Sherlock Holmes.Chrissy tells us tales of Barry's job as a bus driver in London, like the many times he got lost and the time he managed to get the bus "stuck," and she tells us about his penchant for inventing his own idioms, and the time he didn't notice that his own kitchen had suddenly been painted orange.Finally, the gang analyse awkward interactions with audience members at the end of comedy gigs, the joy of getting a free drink from a comedy venue, the film 'Brassed Off' and the song 'Tubthumping' by 'Chumbawumba.' Plus, Max shows off his Richard Osman credentials and recounts the tale of a difficult show at a neurodivergent comedy night. Chrissy and Joe also do impressions of Bob Dylan and call out Jimmy Carr.ABOUT OUR GUEST: "Chrissy is the world's most giggly deadpan comedian, and probably the only comedian to be compared to both Sarah Millican and David Lynch. Her solo show, Innards, is coming to the Edinburgh Fringe this year". (Whistlebinkies @ 11:15 Aug 20th-Aug 30th)From ChatGPT:“Only the faithless hear the hippo’s cough” sounds like the kind of proverb that warns against paranoia, guilt, or spiritual insecurity. Since hippos are huge, dangerous, and usually quiet until suddenly violent, the image works well metaphorically.A few plausible interpretations:The guilty imagine threats everywhere. Someone without conviction or loyalty is constantly listening for danger, betrayal, or judgment. The “hippo’s cough” could symbolize an ominous sign that only anxious or untrustworthy people think they detect.Fear reveals a weak conscience. The faithful move calmly through life; the faithless are hypersensitive to every little noise or rumor. Hearing the cough means you’re already expecting punishment.False alarms distract the untrustworthy. A hippo’s cough is strange, obscure, and probably insignificant. The proverb could mock people who obsess over meaningless signs because they lack inner certainty.Those who betray others expect betrayal themselves. Similar to “a thief thinks everyone steals.” The faithless hear danger because they know how deception works.It has the same mysterious energy as old invented folklore sayings, where the imagery matters more than literal logic. The phrase feels especially convincing because:a hippo is deceptively dangerous,a cough is subtle and easy to misinterpret,“faithless” gives it moral weight.Got a dad story for us?Email: [email protected] else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

Which local comedians do you think need to give up? All this and more will be revealed (and salaciously bleeped) on this slanderous and explosive expose on the Machynlleth Comedy Festival! Oft dubbed the ‘best comedy festival in the world’ (usually to audiences currently attending said festival), Max and Joe recount their recent trip to see the cream of the comedy crop; swapping stories about the acts they loved and loathed - they also chat about the harsh realities of chalet life, how a man who looked like Jeremy Corbyn mistook Max for somebody’s dad, and the Dadpod boys slag off a lot of comedians (including local losers, circuit regulars, and huge TV names) - don’t skip this one!In more genteel moments they also discuss how volunteering at the festival works, offer their tips and tricks for navigating the ‘no horse town’ of Machynlleth itself (including what happened when a woman’s phone went off during a live recording), as well as debating whether live podcasts are a complete waste of time (and tease a future Dadpod: LIVE?). Joe also sets out a strong message to the Three mobile network to SORT their voicemail settings before finally asking the question: are voicemails podcasts for old people?. About our Topic: Machynlleth Comedy Festival is a three-day comedy festival held annually in Machynlleth, Wales. Although the town is home to only around 2,000 residents, in 2024 the festival drew in around four times that number of visitors. The festival is aimed as a testing ground for comedians to experiment with new material in the spring before the more intense Edinburgh Fringe Festival in August.Got a dad story for us?Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠Everything else: ⁠https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpod⁠Logo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino DadaSee Joe at Cambridge Fringe Saturday 23rd May: https://wegottickets.com/f/17172/Dead Material Tickets 5th June: https://www.exetercornexchange.co.uk/whats-on/exeter-comedy-festival-dead-material/

Would you suck bean juice through a red Henry Lloyd turtle-neck?In this episode, we welcome back Steffan Evans for the final instalment of the John Bach trilogy. This time, we discuss John's many hobbies, including looking out the window and brewing his own 10% beer, which people travelled from far and wide to taste.We talk about John's favourite sports: winding people up and drink driving. We hear tales from John's man-cave: a big shed with a bar inside, plus all the stuff that John has collected over the years: brass gas lamps, shotguns, and even a bayonet he found in the local village. Steff tells us about John's experiences with various animals, including the time he obliterated a rat with a shotgun, the time he knocked out a cockerel with a wooden plank, and their vicious pet dog called Tonto. Finally, Max tells the tale of a recent trip out with Alvin, Steff talks about the similarities and differences between his dad and himself, and we reminisce about the times Steff met both our dads.Got a dad story for us?Email: [email protected] else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino DadaABOUT OUR GUEST: Steffan Evans from Eglwyswrw in Pembrokeshire, is a comedian with a unique insight into the world. He supported Elis James on his national tour in 2017 and also appeared on S4C’s “Gwerthu Allan” and “O’r Diwedd” shows. He has been a prominent contributor to the BBC’s hit Sesh digital videos.

Would you eat a sandwich from a corner shop?We're back again with the man whose two biggest idols growing up were Ian Rush and Mr T: Steffan Evans, to talk about his father, John Bach, the man who snacks on raw onions but has never tried pasta and sauce.In this episode, Steff tells us details about his relationship with John, like the fact that they were never a hugging family growing up, but that nowadays, they do hug, albeit after a bit of build up from a handshake. He also tells us how he keeps in dad touch, and the fact that his dad has 5 landlines but never seems to answer any of them. Plus, we learn about John's unique method of dealing with scam callers.We also explore John's eating habits: farting after eating crab legs, his love for choc ices and salt 'n' shake crisps, and his refusal to eat any beans other than heinz. Steffan reminisces about the first time he smelt egg, a man who ran a tuck shop from his transit van, the time his father raffled off Steff's car, and threatened to saw up his bike to stop him from riding it (Steffwas 30 at the time). Plus, he tells us how his obsession with the A-team led him to go shopping wearing a Mr T mask, and to pop all the tyres on his dad's car.Finally, Joe and Steff talk about the first time they met at a comedy gig attended by Rhod Gilbert, Steff shares the most inspirational life advice his dad ever gave him, Joe goes on a rant about politics, and Max tells the story of when his dad ordered some chocolate and received cat food instead.ABOUT OUR GUEST: Steffan Evans from Eglwyswrw in Pembrokeshire, is a comedian with a unique insight into the world . He supported Elis James on his national tour in 2017 and also appeared on S4C’s “Gwerthu Allan” and “O’r Diwedd” shows. He has been a prominent contributor to the BBC’s hit Sesh digital videos.Tickets to see Steff on 6th June: https://bluestonebrewing.co.uk/collections/events/products/comedy-night-with-stefan-evensGot a dad story for us?Email: [email protected] else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

Is it okay to take stuff out of other people's skips?It's an exciting day for the pod as we welcome South Wales comedy royalty - thought of as a hard man of the Cardiff comedy scene (and as a bit of a soft lad back home): STEFFAN EVANS!In this episode, we discuss Steff's dad, John Evans, affectionately knows as JOHN BACH (little John), a short but girthy man who stands at 10 beer cans tall and weighs the same as a standard beer keg. John is known as the local hard man in a Pembrokeshire town exclusively populated by hard men, a master pintsman who loves a punch-up, a horseshoe-moustached terrier of a man, who has never shied away from hopping on a JCB in his life. We discuss John's various sources of income throughout his life, which include: driving massive lorries, home-brewing 10%apv ale, and stealing local trees. Steff also tells us about John's love for war films and Welsh country music.Steff reminisces about happy memories of his dad placing him into a skip to rummage through for any treasures, and driving lessons which consisted of giving his dad a lift to the pub (one of which led to a high-speed police chase). Things get a little bit blue as Steff discusses his dad's unorthodox take on the birds and the bees chat, the time he tried to watch a war film on video but it'd been taped over with a porno, and the times his dad hid his porn VHS tapes under Steff's mattress when he was six.Also in this episode, Steff tells us about the interesting experiences he had in Amsterdam and gives his top tips for pissing in the cinema. Plus, we all bond over tales of difficult gigs with antagonistic audiences in the Valleys and our shared hatred for misogyny.France also gets brought up a lot as Steff and Joe educate Max on the rather medieval public toilet system there, and Joe gets existential dread from the philosophical questions raised by the atomic deterioration of le grand kilogram. He also calls the French "filthy people" - which they are.ABOUT OUR GUEST: Steffan Evans from Eglwyswrw in Pembrokeshire, is a comedian with a unique insight into the world . He supported Elis James on his national tour in 2017 and also appeared on S4C’s “Gwerthu Allan” and “O’r Diwedd” shows. He has been a prominent contributor to the BBC’s hit Sesh digital videos.Tickets to see Steff on 6th June: https://bluestonebrewing.co.uk/collections/events/products/comedy-night-with-stefan-evensGot a dad story for us?Email: [email protected] else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

Who's the worst dad in Skins (2007-2013)? In this episode we finish our ranking of all the dads in skins, this time were tackling the rogues gallery of the emotionally stunted and maladjusted characters of Generation 2 & 3! We line up this shower of deadbeats from the absentee dads to the dads taking an active role in screwing up their kids by launching them headfirst into the manosphere. Listen and find out who will be crowned the best (or the least worst) dad for each generation based on their emotional education, how well they provide for their kids and how good a kid they raise in the end (spoilers: its pretty thin gruel after gen 1)Along the way we also discuss whether we'd like to have Super Hans as a dad, whether we would buy tickets for 9/11 The Musical, and how we missed the signs regarding the now disgraced presenter of UK's Next Teen Sex Bomb (we also sing "Ass to Ass").Who's Your Daddy...Really? is the only podcast that asks the question "when did you last touch your dad?" Each week your hosts, Welsh comedians Joe Dehuai & Max Jones, discuss what makes their dads weird and their Pa's peculiar with a range of comedian guests, as well as exploring dad lore from your favourite TV & movies. Follow us @dadtouchpod on TikTok & InstagramOr search 'Who's Your Daddy...Really?' on your preferred podcast app. Got a dad story for us?Email: [email protected] else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

Who's the worst dad in Skins (2007-2013)? In this episode, we're ranking every dad in Skins Generation 1 from worst to best, from the deadbeat dads, through dads who are dead and beat, all the way to the legendary lads raising their little drughead ne'er do wells the right way. Who will be crowned the best dad of Skins Generation 1? Listen and find out as we judge their emotional education, how well they provide for their kids, and how good a kid they raise in the end (spoilers: raising a psycho like Tony doesn't score you highly!) We also discus Chris' poppy brain, our favourite things about 2007, why all the Welsh people in it are stupid and/or evil, and whether everyone in Bristol is a covert narcissist.Along the way we also chat about our dad updates including what Joe bought his dad for his birthday, as well as a furious dad rant about the terrible situation in Cardiff Central Square and why English rugby teams need to stick to their own stadiums. Who's Your Daddy...Really? is the only podcast that asks the question "when did you last touch your dad?" Each week your hosts, Welsh comedians Joe Dehuai & Max Jones, discuss what makes their dad's weird with a range of comedian guests, as well as exploring dad lore from your favourite TV & movies. Follow us @dadtouchpod on TikTok & InstagramGot a dad story for us? Email: [email protected] else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

Do you get excited for the cultural event that is: d'movies?Well, we've got a treat for you this week as Harri Dobbs takes us on a trip to the pictures to explore the film & TV viewing habits of Bobby Dobbies, the woke dad who loves his wife so freakin' much. These habits include: his inability to hide when he dislikes a film, hate-watching TV shows, loving Ghostbusters but loathing Groundhog Day, and hating Jim Carrey. We also explore his more wholesome viewing memories, such as: not liking films that are too "up themselves," going to the cinema with Harri to see all the X-Men films and highly anticipating the film 'Bullet Train' because he really loves the real-life bullet train.Also in this episode, Joe talks about one of the worst cinematic experiences of his life: watching The Long Walk in theatres, and reminisces about the days when he played 'The Great Escape' PS2 video game with his dad. Max sings 'These Boots are Made for Walkin' and goes on an expletive-ridden rant about the documentary 'Jim & Andy.' Harri shows off his Daniel Day-Lewis impression, and shares the best life advice that his dad has given him.Finally, the boys discuss how method acting is bad and skibidi toilet might not be that bad after all. They also give their thoughts on many films and TV shows, including 'Napoleon' and 'Friends with Benefits.' ABOUT OUR GUEST: Harri Dobbs is a Welsh comedian who hosts 3 podcasts: Didn’t Ask (answering Hypothetical questions), The Justin Timberthon (watching everything on Justin Timberlake’s IMDB) and Super Sentguys (watching the first and last episode of every series of Super Sentai). And surprisingly he also has a life.Got a dad story for us?Email: [email protected] else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

Have you ever lined up 10 half finished bottles of malt vinegar on your mantlepiece? In this weeks episode we continue out chat with special guest Harri Dobbs as we get into the the nitty gritty of his relationship with his dad from his last dad touch, his favourite dad touch memories, down to the bizarre ways he keeps in dad touch with Bobbert Dobberts. We also discuss Harri being frozen out of the family group chat, Bob's tone over text, and the time he electrocuted himself drilling into live electrical wiring. At the top of the show, Joe goes on a biblical feature length dad rant about the recent bodying he received at the Turkish barbers, while Harri and Max share their haircut horror stories, and we also discuss the time we saw a man with ten (10) half finished bottles of malt vinegar on his mantlepiece, and what his whole deal is/was. Finally, we include a word from our sponsors for this episode: Spam - the nation's favourite canned ham clan. **ABOUT OUR GUEST: Harri Dobbs (@dobbsisfunny) is a Welsh comedian who hosts 3 podcasts: Didn’t Ask (answering Hypothetical questions), The Justin Timberthon (watching everything on Justin Timberlake’s IMDB) and newly minted Super Sentguys (watching the first and last episode of every series of Super Sentai - https://www.instagram.com/supersentguys/). And surprisingly he also has a life.**non-sponGot a dad story for us? Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠Everything Else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

Are you a son-of-a-cum-man?Regardless of how you answered that question, we've got a treat in store for you as we welcome everyone's favourite worm-boy homunculus to the pod: HARRI DOBBS! In this episode, Harri tells us the father figures of his father figure: Bob Dobbs (or Bobbert Dobberts for short) - a surprisingly strong, unproblematic King who loves budweiser, does some sort of job with cars alongside mostly Japanese men, and is the number one suspect in the JFK assassination. Harri also tells us about his parents' first date and stories of going to the gym with his dad.We also discuss a recent gig we all attended together, where we realised we're a bunch of Balamory boys in a world overrun by Peppa Pig children who are always on their dang phones. Finally, Harri unveils his new comedy character and shows off his Powerpuff Girls abilities.Vince Vaughn gets brought up quite a lot, as well.ABOUT OUR GUEST: Harri Dobbs is a Welsh comedian who hosts 3 podcasts: Didn’t Ask (answering Hypothetical questions), The Justin Timberthon (watching everything on Justin Timberlake’s IMDB) and Super Sentguys (watching the first and last episode of every series of Super Sentai). And surprisingly he also has a life.Got a dad story for us?Email: [email protected] Else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

Mother knows best! Or does she?Let's find out as we once again get mummy-fied in the Mother's Day special episode! This time, we discuss the mum-bers of Max's mum: Meriel, a moth-loving, beekeeping mother-of-three who's been known to eat and leave no crumbs from time to time. Max recounts memories of navigating primary school while his mum worked there (and the difficulty of her office being on the way to the head teacher's), the time she wrangled a runaway horse, and the time she nearly gave her own father a knuckle sandwich after he kicked a wasps nest. Max also talks about spending quality time with Meriel; helping her tend to her bees and to tick a big thing off her bucket list: a capybara experience. We also discuss Meriel's passions for teaching city kids about nature, TV shows about cops and movies about dudes with shiny heads driving cars real fast & furious, plus Joe gets worried that her interest in moths might lead to the flying insects taking dominion over humans. We also discuss the big day itself and the reason we're all here: Mother's day. What are our traditions, how important actually is it to our mums, how does the experience of an only child compare to that of the youngest of three? What day is it this year? Mums come under the microscope as we discuss how mums love being rude to their children, calling strangers fat and how they find it kinda funny if their child commits blasphemy or sacrilege at school.Some big breakthroughs happen in this episode: Joe realises that he's an awful son and that society would collapse without mums doing the admin, and Max realises that his brother and sister-in-law are Chinese, and that he doesn't have a curious mind. Plus, we finally decide whether Jane or Meriel would win in a fight, and Max reveals his Rodney Dangerfield impression.Capybara experience: https://themeadowswildlifepark.co.uk/product/capybara-encounter/Got a dad story for us? Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠Everything Else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

How many women can you name? Its our International Women's Day Special! Join us for discussion of our favourite women, how we celebrate the big day and whether Princes Diana was murdered by the British State. In this episode we celebrate the women in our lives as we flip the script on the podcast to ask 'Who's Your Mummy...Really?' as Joe gives us his mother figures (or mum-bers) - We chat about Joe's mums involvement in a Dysgu Cymraeg doping scandal, her love of knitting baby booties, and her inexplicable addiction to Big Fish flash games in the late 00s. If you don't listen to this episode you're part of the problem.Got a dad story for us? Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠Everything Else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

Have you ever asked your dad what his favourite aspect of fatherhood is LIVE on a podcast? In a Who's Your Daddy...Really? first, we hear from a dad LIVE ON POD as May phones in to quiz Martin on his favourite aspects of fatherhood!In the episode we also discuss May's dad hobbies, from her dad's stellar squash career, including a stint as Cornish number one, his time living in his childhood bedroom, along with his hatred for iCarly.We also chat about Joe's dad wandering off to do DIY during a visit home, whether a baby can learn gymnastics, and the key ways to spot when something is written by AI.In another first, we feature our first AD READ** for one of May's dad's favourite products, "Uncle Franks" - available at all good retailers.ABOUT OUR GUEST: May Thompson is a Cornish stand-up (Machynlleth Comedy Festival) and comedy writer (BBC Radio Wales), she was a finalist in the 'Cornish Comedian of the Year' and co-hosts the Justin Timberthon podcast, which explores everything in Justin Timberlake's oeuvre. You can find her @maycomedy on Instagram and at the Machynlleth Comedy Festival in May 2026. Tickets to see May at Machynlleth 2026:https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/may-thompson-the-room-is-filled-with-people-that-love-you/Got a dad story for us?Email: [email protected] else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada**NON-SPON**

What is the ideal age for your parents to get divorced? We break new ground in this episode as we welcome May Thompson back to discuss the father figures of the first divorced dad on pod: Martin Thompson - sociology teacher and dad-of-the-sea. We explore Martin's influence on May's life and personality, from igniting her interest in comedy to leading her to become a quieter queer person who doesn't wear badges. We also discuss the ins and outs of Martin's latest hobby: scuba diving. Dissecting the dangerous misrepresentation of snorkels in cartoons and asking: what is at the bottom of the sea? If you found Atlantis there, would you come back to dry land or stay down there with your new mermaid wife? Joe breaks into a Morrissey impression as we reflect on a now-defunct (or should I say, de-FUNKED) comedy night that was invaded by a fourteen-piece jazz-funk band fundraising for a yoga charity. Finally, May tells us about the time she touched her dad on 9/11, the time they bonded while watching the Women's Euros Final on her phone in a church, plus she tells us what she really thinks of Andy Parsons. About our guest: May Thompson is a Cornish stand-up (Machynlleth Comedy Festival) and comedy writer (BBC Radio Wales), she was a finalist in the 'Cornish Comedian of the Year' and co-hosts the Justin Timberthon podcast, which explores everything in Justin Timberlake's oeuvre. You can find her @maycomedy on Instagram and at the Machynlleth Comedy Festival in May 2026. Tickets to see May at Machynlleth 2026: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/may-thompson-the-room-is-filled-with-people-that-love-you/ Got a dad story for us?Email: [email protected] else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

If you got given a baby like in the Truman Show, would you do anything interesting with it? In this Episode we uncover May Thompson's father figures to understand what makes her dad, a man who is 'only just getting into reading', really tick. We also talk about a monkey who escaped from the zoo and became just another visitor, discuss (in great detail) whether a town of trained apes could raise a baby, and Max accidentally takes an important phone call live on-pod! About our Guest: May Thompson is a Cornish standup (Machynlleth Comedy Festival) and comedy writer (BBC Radio Wales), she was a finalist in the Cornish Comedian of the Year and co-hosts the Justin Timberthon Podcast, which explores everything in Justin Timberlake's oeuvre. You can find her @maycomedy on Instagram and at the Machynlleth Comedy Festival in May 2026.Mach Fest Tickets: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/may-thompson-the-room-is-filled-with-people-that-love-you/ Got a dad story for us? Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠Everything Else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

Did somebody say musical episode?This week we take a look back at our dads' favourite tunes from meeting a woman with tiny hands at Tame Impala to a dad who loves a bit of the Bube'. We also discuss Blur vs Oasis, Joe's dad's love of the Coldplay monkey video, plus a mum moment meeting one of the stars of Time Team at a folk open mic somewhere in the heart of Somerset. We also sing a lot throughout the episode, so do enjoy that xGot a dad story for us?Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠Everything Else: ⁠https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpod⁠Logo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

What are friends to dads? A scientist once said that "men over 50 only have like, 2 friends." In this episode, we find out whether or not this is true, by examining our dads' various friendships throughout the years. From Alvin's reluctant palling around with a shirtless sofa salesman and a swimming instructor who spear-tackled an old woman, to Kev's glory days with the 'king of the plumbers' and a man who used to wear a McDonald's uniform to play golf. We also look at tales from the current friend rosters of our dads - Alvin attending a gay wedding and exchanging memes with a naughty vicar, Kev getting free tickets to watch the Newport-Gwent Dragons in the royal box (which is more of a hut, really). Finally, we explore the concept of having friends as a dad - do all dads meet their friends through their wives' friends? Do you have much of a choice who you're friends with as a parent? Will we still have as many friends when we're dads? Also, Joe gets on a roll at one point with a couple of "jokes." Got a dad story for us?Email: [email protected] Else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dada

Do you think it's cuck-y to tap off the bus? In this episode Max & Joe give the latest dad updates on their Christmas and New Years’ - from an overly informative lecture from Alvin on how to tap on and tap off the train (which leads to a lively debate on public transport etiquette) and Kev’s avoiding of Joe's meltdown while cooking the family Christmas Dinner. We also chat about the story of a dad who gifted his son a box of balls, why parents take forever to take a photo, and finally Joe recounts the story of his New Year’s Eve ordeal of showing up to previous guest dad John Hampshire’s house with a poopy shoe.Got a dad story for us?Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠Everything Else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dadadad podcast | comedy podcast UK | Welsh comedians | father son relationships | dad affection | family comedy | men’s mental health | embarrassing stories | PE Teachers | funny dad stories | British comedy podcast | emotional dads | dad touch podcast | new years | Tap on Tap off | Slapchop

Have you ever tried to sleep angry?In this episode we ask Austin Hampshire what his dad gets up to in his free time, which involves a significant number of live firearms. Austin tells us about his dad’s love of cycling, shooting and VR gaming. We talk M.A.M.I.Ls, why dads always have all the gear and no idea, and recount Austin’s days as a child shooting protégé; complete with his own little tweedy outfit. We also rant about the insanity of organised running events that ruin the city, the impossibility of finding a decent parking space in Swansea city centre, and discuss whether Joe really did run over a pigeon in his car live on a call with Max. Finally we hear some great dad-vice on how to beat insomnia! Got a dad story for us? Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠Everything Else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino DadaShoutout to Chris Barnes (@chrisbarnes) and Rogues Gallery Comedy Club (https://www.instagram.com/rogues_gallery_comedy_club?igsh=MTY5NnV2dHp2bG9xMg==)dad podcast | comedy podcast UK | Welsh comedians | father son relationships | dad affection | family comedy | VR Gaming | Clay Pigeon Shooting | Pigeons | Dad Advice | men’s mental health | funny dad stories | British comedy podcast | emotional dads | dad touch podcast

Have you read Harry Lawyer and the Lawyer of Azkaban? In this episode we ask Austin Hampshire when he last touched his dad. Austin rolls back the tape on his dad touches to the emotional time he missed the deadline to hand in his dissertation, and we also discuss how Austin keeps in dad touch, explore why his dad texts him like a work colleague, and dive into the only book Austin has ever seen his dad read. We also (dad)touch on dads’ obsession with the news, Austin’s best (and worst) dad jokes, and find out the one beloved celebrity his dad despises. Got a dad story for us? Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠Everything Else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dadadad podcast | comedy podcast UK | Welsh comedians | father son relationships | dad affection | family comedy | men’s mental health | funny dad stories | British comedy podcast | emotional dads | dad touch podcast

How many ducks does your dad weigh?Welcome back to Who’s Your Daddy…Really? - the ONLY podcast brave enough to ask the question: “When did you last touch your dad?”In Episode 9 we welcome our very first guest - writer, comedian, and former Cardiff University Comedy Society President Austin Hampshire.In this first instalment of our chat with Austin we dig into his father figures, from Austin’s complicated emotional relationship with the LEGO Star Wars games, to the impressive power of his dad’s arsenal of firearms.We also chat about our wild weekend at Big Love Festival while Joe recounts the time he absolutely died at a Father’s Day comedy night - with his own dad sitting in the audience.Got a dad story for us?Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠Everything Else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dadadad podcast | comedy podcast UK | Welsh comedians | dads | fatherhood comedy | dad stories | father figures | first guest episode | comedy interview | Big Love Festival | festival dads | LEGO Star Wars | firearms | dad hobbies | generational trauma | awkward fathers day | stand-up comedy stories | Cardiff comedy | men’s mental health | British humour | weird dads | dad culture | dad royal rumble | funny dad moments | parenting humour | new podcasts 2025 | comedy duo | funny stories about dads | cuck festival | Who’s Your Daddy Really

Which character from the Bible would you want as a dad?Welcome back to Who’s Your Daddy… Really? for Part 3 of our Christmas Specials: this time for some Gooch Gabble - the episode that lives in that strange festive limbo between Christmas Day and New Year, where nothing is real, trousers don’t fit, and no one knows what day it is.In this episode, your hosts Joe Dehuai and Max Jones attempt to make sense of the Gooch of 2025 — the gooey, lawless stretch of time where routines collapse and dads truly come into their own. We discuss what day it even is (and why Max thinks you’re an idiot if you don’t know), settle the important question of what the best cracker is on the cheeseboard, analyse what your nativity play casting says about you, and decide which character from the Bible we’d most want to have as a dad.Plus we chat about the time things got a bit out of hand when Joe saw his parents at a local Wetherspoons in front of South Wales comedy royalty. It’s a loose-limbed, post-Christmas ramble through dads, religion, cheese logistics and festive confusion — the perfect companion for leftovers, low batteries, and that creeping sense you should probably go back to work soon.Stay horizontal, keep snacking, and join us for Part 3 of our Christmas descent.Got a story for us? Email: ⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠Follow us:@dadtouchpod@joedehuai@maxjonesanaEverything Else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpodLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dadadad podcast | comedy podcast UK | Welsh comedians | Christmas special podcast | Betwixtmas | Gooch Gabble | dads at Christmas | festive confusion | fatherhood comedy | funny dad stories | British comedy podcast | men’s mental health | Christmas downtime | nativity play comedy | Bible dads | cheese board debates | dad touch podcast | comedy duo | funny Christmas episodes | gooch | betwixtmas | nativity play | cheeseboard | glory supporters

Who's the best Christmas movie dad of all time? Welcome back to Ho-Ho-Who’s Your Daddy… Really? for Part 2 of our Christmas Special, where your hosts Joe Dehuai and Max Jones put festive fatherhood on trial. This time, we’re ranking all the dads of Christmas cinema - from absolute deadbeats to the big man himself, Father Christmas.In this episode, we tackle the perennial question of whether Die Hard is actually a Christmas film (and why this argument may never die), reveal the surprising reason Joe once watched Elf in October, and explain why Richard Curtis needs to be stopped before he does any more damage the British culture. Along the way, we unpack the hidden meaning of Chekhov’s Duckbus and ask what truly makes a great Christmas movie dad — emotional availability, gift-giving prowess, or just not disappearing halfway through Act Two.It’s a festive ranking, a cinematic reckoning, and another deep dive into dads, films, and seasonal nonsense that spirals exactly where you’d expect.Put the mince pie down, stop arguing with your family, and join us for Part 2 of our Christmas descent.Bit O'Fun Cardiff Comedy Night: https://www.facebook.com/bitofunGot a story for us?Email: ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠Follow us:@dadtouchpod@joedehuai@maxjonesanaLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dadadad podcast | comedy podcast UK | Welsh comedians | Christmas special podcast | movie dads | dads in Christmas films | Die Hard Christmas | Elf movie | Love Actually comedy | Richard Curtis | festive film debate | fatherhood comedy | funny dad stories | British comedy podcast | men’s mental health | Christmas rankings | Santa movies | dad touch podcast | comedy duo | funny Christmas episodes

Do you know what to get your dad for Christmas? Let us guide you!Welcome to Ho-Ho-Who’s Your Daddy… Really? for the first instalment of our Christmas Special! Join your hosts Joe Dehuai and Max Jones as we unwrap the festive chaos that is our dads at Christmas.In this episode, we compare our wildly contrasting family Christmases, from traditions that should probably be illegal to festive routines that raise more questions than answers. We ask what Santa actually brings the kiddies in North Korea, investigate the dark side of how NORAD tracks Santa’s global operation, and uncover what is deeply wrong with Max’s uncle’s digestive tract.It’s a festive deep-dive into dads, family myths, international Christmas logistics, and bodily functions nobody asked about -but everyone gets told anyway.Grab a mulled drink, hide the selection box, and join us for Part 1 of our Christmas descent.Got a story for us?Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠Follow us:@dadtouchpod@joedehuai@maxjonesanaLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dadadad podcast | comedy podcast UK | Welsh comedians | Christmas special podcast | dads at Christmas | funny family Christmas | fatherhood comedy | dad stories | festive chaos | parenting humour | British comedy podcast | men’s mental health | weird dads | Christmas traditions | Santa lore | NORAD Santa | holiday comedy | dad touch podcast | comedy duo | funny Christmas stories

Do you know which moths are “HOT” right now?Welcome to Who’s Your Daddy…Really? — the ONLY podcast that asks the question: “When did you last touch your dad?”In Episode 5 your hosts, Joe Dehuai and Max Jones, wade boldly into the world of paternal pastimes- from gardening to getting drunk on the golf course! We dive into Alvin’s restaurant reviews, explore why Rick Stein is evil, and what happens to your train set when you get divorced.  We also discuss the day we all gave up on our beloved seamonkeys, why moths seem unemployed, and question why Jamie Oliver gave his children names that sound like discontinued Labubus.There’s also some practical tips for listeners looking to get into dad hobbies of their own, including putting wheels on all your woodworking projects, giving the gift of sourdough (with a musty jar of floury slurry) and how to “pimp” your dinnertimes with some lemon (for brightening).We’d love to hear more of your stories - what’s your dad’s weird hobby?  Get in touch at the address below!Got a dad story for us? Email: [email protected] us: @dadtouchpod @joedehuai @maxjonesanaLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen) Music by: Gino Dadadad podcast | comedy podcast UK | Welsh comedians | dads | fatherhood comedy | dad stories | dad advice | men’s mental health | funny dad moments | parenting humour | family comedy | father figures | dad jokes | dad culture | British comedy | new podcasts 2025 | comedy duo | funny stories about dads | weird dads | dad touch podcast | dad affection | hobbies | woodworking | golf | drinking | nomowmay | gardening | seamonkeys | UK chefs | Jamie Oliver | Rick Stein | British humour

Do you know the dangers of 'flumping'? Welcome to Who’s Your Daddy…Really? And this time we’re asking *YOU* the question:  “When did you last touch your dad?”In Episode 4, your hosts Joe Dehuai and Max Jones dive headfirst into the mailbag for the very first time - Join us as we read out your emails, including a great dad-ecdote from friend of the pod, comedian Elenia Parkes!We discover how dads cut loose (on countryside walks), why you should never get on the back of a boy’s motorbike, and the dangers of 'flumping'.We also talk about the difficulties of buying birthday presents for dads, where the best spots are for a dads night out in Newport, and whether two men can make sweet sweet honey together…We’d love to hear more of your stories, get in touch with us at the address below!Got a dad story for us? Email: [email protected] us: @dadtouchpod @joedehuai @maxjonesanaEmail Submission: @EleniaislaughableLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dadadad podcast | comedy podcast UK | Welsh comedians | dads | fatherhood comedy | dad stories | dad advice | men’s mental health | funny dad moments | parenting humour | family comedy | father figures | dad jokes | dad culture | British comedy | new podcasts 2025 | comedy duo | funny stories about dads | weird dads | dad touch podcast | dad affection | British humour

Why has Joe been left on read since Father’s Day 2023?  Welcome to Who’s Your Daddy…Really? The *ONLY* podcast that asks the question: “When did you last touch your dad?” In Episode 3 we ask “How do you keep in Dad Touch™?” As always, your hosts Joe Dehuai and Max Jones head deep into the digital archives to discover how they communicate with their dads.Join us as we discuss the last messages we sent our dads, discover why Joe’s dad ditched the landline, and decode our dads’ social media presences - from mysterious likes to questionable profile photos! We also talk about why dads are obsessed with the thumb emoji, address our first haters, and find out why Alvin made Max sit in the Big Gay Chair…Got a dad story for us? Email: [email protected] us: @dadtouchpod @joedehuai @maxjonesanaLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen) Music by: Gino Dadadad podcast | comedy podcast UK | Welsh comedians | dads | fatherhood comedy | dad stories | dad advice | men’s mental health | funny dad moments | parenting humour | family comedy | father figures | dad jokes | dad culture | British comedy | new podcasts 2025 | comedy duo | funny stories about dads | weird dads | dad touch podcast | dad affection | camping stories | British humour

Are you getting your required 5 hugs a day? Welcome to Who’s Your Daddy…Really? The podcast that bravely asks: “When did you last touch your dad?” In Episode 2, Welsh comedians Joe Dehuai and Max Jones look back at their last dad touches. From a formal handshake to some of the most unorthodox dad touches known to the dadosphere. We also discuss why camping is the most dad-coded holiday, the surprising reaction to John Prescott getting egged, and whether burglars are using magnetic fishing rods to steal YOUR house keys. Got a dad story for us? Email: [email protected] us: @dadtouchpod @joedehuai @maxjonesanaLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen) Music by: Gino DadaTony Blair Christmas Card; https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2014/dec/02/politicians-christmas-cards-five-best-worst-blairsdad podcast | comedy podcast UK | Welsh comedians | dads | fatherhood comedy | dad stories | dad advice | men’s mental health | funny dad moments | parenting humour | family comedy | father figures | dad jokes | dad culture | British comedy | new podcasts 2025 | comedy duo | funny stories about dads | weird dads | dad touch podcast | dad affection | camping stories | British humour

Could your dad beat ours in a fight?Welcome to the very first episode of Who’s Your Daddy… Really? The podcast that asks the question: “When did you last touch your dad?” Join your hosts, Welsh comedians Joe Dehuai and Max Jones as they dive straight into the weird and wonderful world of dads.We’re kicking things off by blowing the lid on our own fathers, Kev & Alvin, going through the father figures behind our father figures to figure out more about the men behind the boys. Along the way, we encounter a couple of  Mum Moments™, discover which of us is drowning in aunties, and debate whose dad would win in a fight. Got a dad story for us? Email: [email protected] us: @dadtouchpod@joedehuai@maxjonesanaLogo design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen)Music by: Gino Dadadad podcast | comedy podcast UK | Welsh comedians | dads | fatherhood comedy | dad stories | dad advice | men’s mental health | funny dad moments | parenting humour | family comedy | father figures | dad jokes | dad culture | British comedy | new podcasts 2025 | comedy duo | funny stories about dads | weird dads | dad touch podcast