Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama podcast artwork

PODCAST · comedy

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama

Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee, two NYC comedians and best bros, talk dating with lots of jokes and a bit of mainsplaining. They answer frequently asked questions women have, such as: Why do guys ghost? Why do guys have a fear of commitment? Whats the best kind of booty call? With love and hilarity they answer these FAQs from listeners with stories from their own eventful dating lives. Email [email protected] to submit questions or Hinge profiles to be reviewed!

Publisher-supplied feed metadata · PodParley refreshed Nov 21, 2025 · Source feed

  1. 59

    Anyway, So...#26 - Giggling At The Viking Slumber Party

    Hello everybody today we talk about Viking slumber parties, how Netflix ruins tv shows, tips for finding a job, David Harbour and Lilly Allen, and why peaking in high school is ideal.Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently.

  2. 58

    Anyway, So... #25 - It's Nice To Be A Pig

    Hello everybody, today we’re talking about showing up for your friends, a blue chew ad playing loudly during a party, guys who are obsessed with survival, and the joy of eating a bad sandwich. Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently.

  3. 57

    Anyway, So... #24 - Yawning While The Dodger's Win

    Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently.Hello everybody. Today I discuss the need to teach social skills, how many people wipe sitting down vs standing up, stopping a robbery, and we follow up with the guy who kissed his girlfriend’s best friend’s boyfriend.

  4. 56

    Anyway...So #22 - Origins of the 6..7 Meme and Getting Robbed On FB Marketplace

    Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently.Hello everybody. Today we're talking about getting robbed on FB marketplace, how long it would take to sail to Italy from NYC, a service dog that was stolen in Chicago, and the origins of the phrase “6...7!” Remember to rate and review and send in a submission. Thanks!

  5. 55

    #21 - Taylor Swift's Album S*cks and That's Good

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail for some advice or your take on a recent topicHello everybody. Today we're talking about the backlash to Taylor Swift’s bad album, my volunteering experience, the movie Trainspotting, and having an unripe banana brain. We also help a caller decide how to deal with overbearing DIY parents and follow up on a cringe submission. Thanks for listening and remember to rate and review!

  6. 54

    #20 - My RV Trip to Maine, Charlie Sheen's Doc, and Greta Is Cooler Than You

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail for some advice or your take on a recent topicHello everybody. Today we're talking about my RV trip to Maine, getting too many birthday texts, the Charlie Sheen documentary, and people who hate on Greta Thunberg. Thanks for listening and remember to rate and review!

  7. 53

    #18 - MTA Conductor’s Cringe Submission, Orange Wine, and Drama at Parties

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail and I’ll solve your problemsWhat’s up everyone, today we’re under a bridge in Astoria park and we’re talking about good drama at parties, how orange wine is made, how to deal with a listener’s loud neighbors, and a cringe submission from a Metro North conductor. Have a great week!

  8. 52

    Anyway, So... #17 - Welcome to Goof Town

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail and I’ll solve your problemsHello everyone. Today I’m back in the wild, specifically at Lehman College in the Bronx! I answer a submission about competing with your ex in the dating world, talk about peak boyhood, and go over my week. Enjoy!

  9. 51

    #16 - Dating on Snapchat, Zohran Benching, and SDIYBT

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!Wassup everyone. Today we take some calls and discuss Snapchat as a dating app, biking with Birkenstocks on, Zohran benching 135, using the term “gay” in 2025 and a voicemail my uncle left my dad after seeing Weapons. 

  10. 50

    Anyway So Ep. #15 - Snoop Dogg’s Homophobia and Everyone is Overanalyzing “Weapons”

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!Wassup everyone. Today we’re back in my bedroom studio to take some calls and talk about wood chucks, how everyone is getting the main theme of “Weapons” wrong, and Snoop Dogg not understanding how two women can have a baby.  Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!

  11. 49

    #14 - Performative Men, Red Pilled Interviewers and English Pigeons

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!Wassup guys. I’m coming straight to you from Hyde Park on another ep of Anyway So: Touching Grass edition. I talk about performative men, partying with hicks, British pigeons, and floundering a bit in your 30s. Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week or ask for advice. 

  12. 48

    Anyway, So... Episode #12. - How To Have A Summer and Ozzy Osbourne’s Bat Story

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!what's up everyone. I drove to Montauk and recorded this in my friend's guest room on a different mic. I talk about the things that make a summer successful, whether Ozzy actually bit the head off a live bat, and tea bag pillows. Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week or ask for advice.

  13. 47

    Anyway, So... Episode #11. - LBJ’s Giant Piece, Sydney Sweeney Rage Bait, and Eleanor Roosevelt Was Based

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!what's up everyone. Sorry for the sound quality on this one with the sirens and background noise…I thought recording outside would be a nice change and instead it was a nightmare for audio quality :). This week we're talking about the American Eagle controversy, reading fire quotes from Eleanor Roosevelt, finding out LBJ named his hog “jumbo,” and realizing sometimes I have no rizz. Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week!

  14. 46

    #9. - Astronomer CEO's Fake Apology, Cardi B is Mad, and Grammar Nazis

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice!REMEMBER to sub to the new feed. Not sure how much longer I'll be posting here.what's up. This week we're talking about the Astronomer CEO fiasco and his fake apology, Cardi B getting heated over someone saying her BBL smells (which is nuts), and people who call themselves "grammar nazis" like it's a personality trait. Plus we listen to another voicemail. Hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week!

  15. 45

    #8 - Buc-ee's: The Most American Place on Earth

    Hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this past week!what's up. This week I'm talking about my trip to Buc-ee's and why it is peak American culture, that wild Poop Cruise documentary on Netflix, and proper gym etiquette when someone asks how many set's you have left. Also I talk about some random social anxiety I have as per usual. enjoy.Remember to call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice!

  16. 44

    Anyway, So... #6 - I'm getting a Labubu

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice!What's up. This week I talk the F1 movie, overcoming social anxiety and embarrassing situations with a fool proof plan and the obsessions with Labubu dolls. Hit the line at 347-566-9741 with your questions or stories!

  17. 43

    #5 - How I (almost) Climbed Cotopaxi

    Today I discuss everything that went into my attempt at hiking the second largest volcano in Ecuador, Cotopaxi. I give advice for anyone who wants to attempt the climb and explain why we couldn't make it to the top. 347-566-9741 You can now CALL the show and leave a message asking for advice or telling me a cute little story. 347-566-9741 

  18. 42

    Anyway, So...#4 - I'm in Ecuador

    Remember to head to the Anyway, So... feed and subscribe to Dylan's new podcast!

  19. 41

    #2 - Tom Cruise Is The Man

    What's up. I saw Mission Impossible and talk about why Tom Cruise rules. I also get into the origins of the "My Shayla" meme and Glorilla's nose job. Remember to subscribe to the actual "Anyway, So..." feed! Have a good day, luv u.

  20. 40

    Listen to Dylan's new podcast 😎

    What's up everyone. Dylan has a new solo podcast, take a listen and subscribe at Anyway...So on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.

  21. 39

    Being His Selena Gomez | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee #39

    ☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Usama and Dylan immediately open the show with a call from Allie who quickly explains the Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber drama. Then she asks about whether every boyfriend has a Selena in his past and what to do when her boyfriend brings up an ex. Later Ken calls to ask about whether he should let a new girl move in who lost her apartment or just date a homeless person. Some more WILD developments happen on the show that you'll just have to tune in for! .📧 EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] 📧 ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  22. 38

    He Should Call You | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee #38

    ☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Today the boys open up taking a live update from Winnie on the mountains. Then we listen to a follow up from Julia about the man who decided to drop everything in an instant. Later Vishali calls in to discuss whether they should mess with a man’s emotions and how men can sense when you’re moving on. Plus Kelsey asks if the women should wait for the man to reach out after the first date and review her Hinge.📧 EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] 📧 ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  23. 37

    Self Defense Tips w/Lily | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Lily is filling in for Usama to catch everyone up on her life, ChatGPT, whether it's legal to have sex with a corpse, and much more!

  24. 36

    Stop Defining The Relationship | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee Ep. 36

    ☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Usama starts the podcast off solo and talks to Fonz about the Super Bowl until Dylan walks in late from work. Then the guys discuss a listener's question about whether to "DTR" with a guy she's been seeing and how to casually do it. They also help a listener decide whether it's a big deal that his future wife doesn't want to take his name. And finally they hear about a listener whose boyfriend won't allow her to move in with her dog. 📧 EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] 📧 ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  25. 35

    How Men Cut Ties | Why Do Guys..? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee Ep. 35

    ☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Today Dylan and Usama help caller Mr. K gain some confidence dating as a new immigrant from India to Canada. Then they try to explain listener Julia’s question of why it seems “easier” for men to cut ties. Plus they review a hinge profile from Ivy 📧 EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] 📧 ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  26. 34

    Dating Power Dynamics | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee Ep. 34

    ☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Today Dylan and Usama discuss a recent dating fiasco with their comedian friend and how it relates to the dating power dynamic. Then they go over the size and scope of the mongol empire, Dylan trying to learn tiktok dances, and never finishing a book fully. Plus they review a hinge profile from Hanna. 📧 EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] 📧 ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  27. 33

    Calcified Breast Implants?! | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee Ep. 31

    The guys are back this week to discuss their new years resolutions failing, buccal fat removal, the "egg shell" breast implant syndrome, and a speed round of questions. Plus they go over Ishan's hinge profile. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  28. 32

    Surviving A Volcanic Eruption | Why Do Guys...? with Usama Siddiquee and Dylan Palladino Ep. 33

    ☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332‬ ☎️. Today Dylan and Usama get a call from Mr. XYZ and help him gain some dating confidence. Then they go over making physical contact with a woman during a date, try to listen to a fan submitted audio recording, discuss the science of volcanic eruptions, and the best way to survive an eruption if you're on an island.  Plus they review a hinge profile from Camille. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  29. 31

    Our First Live Calls! | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee Ep. 32

    Today Dylan and Usama take their first ever live calls at (929) 525-5332‬! Then they go over a question from Winnie about dating in your 40s, how many different New Jersey cities have Native American names, and the difference between cows and bison. Plus they review a hinge profile from Rosetti. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  30. 30

    When She Won't Pay | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama Ep. 30

    What's up ladies and gentlemen. It's MILFS now...but we don't have the artwork yet. Still send in those hinge profiles and general questions. Today we go over an anonymous question about a listener's girlfriend who won't pay for the fitbit that she broke. Plus we go over how to waist band it when you get a random battering ram and two hinge profiles! MAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  31. 29

    Embarrassing A Heckler | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee Ep. 29

    Today Dylan and Usama talk about the one time Usama said "I love you" to his dad, a heckler at the show they performed on the night earlier, and being too grateful in the moment. Plus they review an updated hinge profile from Kirsten and go in depth on William's submission.  EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  32. 28

    #28 Dating In Church | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Today Dylan and Usama discuss a fan question about how to start dating, the origin of words such as " that's cap" and "punch," and go over hinges from Nikita and Nash. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  33. 27

    #27 Circumsized For Your GF? | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Welcome back to Why Do Guys! Today Dylan and Usama discuss a WILD fan question about getting circumsied for their girlfriend. Plus they learn about the death practices of Zoroastrians, what famous comedians have put on their tombstones, and review hinge profiles from Samantha and Allison. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en  Find Usama here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  34. 26

    #26 First Date Pet Peeves | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Dylan and Usama discuss the worst things to do on first dates, GIFS being cringe, Gen Z hating on Millenials and Hinge profiles from Kirsten, and Jessie. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en  Find Usama here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  35. 25

    #25 Learning New Chinese Words | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Dylan and Usama learn some new mandarin words, talk about their celebrity top five and review Ali, Rowan, and Marina's hinge profiles.  EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en  Find Usama here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  36. 24

    #19 Caroline Baniewicz | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Welcome back to the greatest sex, dating, and JOKES (?!) podcast you've ever heard, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Usama is out once  again so Dylan is joined by comedian Caroline Baniewicz (@carolinebaniewicz) to discuss how to pronounce her last name, fake ad reads and advice for someone who was "ghosted." Then they go over a hinge profile from Brittany. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en  Find Usama here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  37. 23

    #20 Big Mikes and British Colonialism | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Welcome back to the greatest sex, dating, and JOKES (?!) podcast you've ever heard, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Usama is back to ask Dylan why he's mad at him and why he's wearing sunglasses. Then Dylan discusses the history of the Big Mike banana, they question whether farmers jack off bulls, and Usama explains the colonizing strategy of the British in India. Finally they end with a review of Emily's hinge profile. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en  Find Usama here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  38. 22

    #24 Boyfriend D*ck | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and where is Usama Siddiquee

    Usama is missing. Dylan goes over some hinges, his plans for a wedding in Jamaica this weekend, and how he found out he has BFD. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en  Find Usama here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  39. 21

    #23 He's Just A D*ck | Why Do Guys...? With Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Dylan and Usama go over some listener emails and a few Hinges. Plus they discuss why Indian guys say "bloody" so much. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en  Find Usama here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  40. 20

    #22 Lili Michelle | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Dylan is joined by Lili Michelle (@lilsmichelle) to talk about the beginnings of the Iranian Revolution, whether they have a deviated septum, being sexually awakened by Galaxy Quest and then they review Cameron’s new hinge profile. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  41. 19

    #21 Successfully Apologizing To Her | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Dylan and Usama are back to discusses a "ghosting" story from Karina, the richest man in India, a bad ass bird from Japan, and a review of Kristi's new Hinge profile! EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en  Find Usama here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  42. 18

    #18 Elle Orlando | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Welcome back to the greatest sex, dating, and JOKES (?!) podcast you've ever heard, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Today the Usama is out of town so Dylan is joined by comedian Elle Orlando (@_elleorlando_) to discuss wedding bands, how to approach her on the street and a very strange public interaction. Plus they go over a hinge profile from Sarah.  EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en Find Usama here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  43. 17

    #17 Breadcrumbing on Cash Cab | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Welcome back to the greatest sex, dating, and JOKES (?!) podcast you've ever heard, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Today the boys  talk about bread-crumbing, Usama's episode of Cash Cab, the anatomy of the cell, and much more! #trendingnow #dating #datingadvice #indian #science EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en  Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  44. 16

    Dylan's Hot Dad | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Welcome back to the greatest sex, dating, and jokes podcast you've ever heard, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Today Dylan and Usama  discuss Dylan's boring Dumbo house story, Cameron's hinge profile, the monster hybrid in Alien 3, and Dylan's hot dad. #trendingnow #dating #datingadvice #indian #india  EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en  Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  45. 15

    Testing Usama's Sexuality | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Welcome back to the greatest sex and dating podcast you've ever heard, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Today Dylan and Usama are back together to discuss Dylan’s girlfriend trying to steal, Usama’s first kiss with a man, Dylan being assaulted in a kitchen and two Hinge profiles from Kacy and Angel . #trendingnow #dating #datingadvice #indian #india  EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en  Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  46. 14

    Kaneez Surka | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Welcome back to Why Do Guys...? The greatest sex and dating podcast you've ever head, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Today is joined by Kaneez Surka, comedian and podcaster. Find her on Youtube and Instagram @kaneezsurka #trendingnow #dating #datingadvice #indian #india #kaneez  EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  Find Dylan here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en  Find Usama here:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en  Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  47. 13

    Maddy Smith | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Welcome back to Why Do Guys...? the ONLY sex and dating podcast hosted from a man's perspective. Today Dylan and Usama are joined by comedian Maddy Smith from Wild n’ Out and That Time Of The Week. They get into hooking up while on the road, seeing red flags in your partner, and go over listener Isak's hinge profile. Follow Maddy at: @somaddysmith #trendingnow #dating #datingadvice EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  48. 12

    Relationship Office Hours | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Welcome back to Why Do Guys...? the ONLY sex and dating podcast hosted from a man's perspective. Usama is back after his injury to discuss the fallout and how he's recovering so far. He and Dylan also discuss some recent issues they've run into with women and what they've learned from them. Plus Dylan wonder's why all the women in his life bring up problems late at night, a potential solution to this, and a listener submitted question! REMEMBER to send in potential ex's for us to call out for being douchebags. #trendingnow #dating #datingadvice EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  49. 11

    Visiting Transylvania | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Welcome back to Why Do Guys...? the ONLY sex and dating podcast hosted from a man's perspective. Usama pulled his hamstring because he’s 123 years old so Dylan is trying out a solo episode. He discusses talking about your sexual past with a partner, Pete Davidson and Martha Stewart, 10 tips for visiting Transylvania and much more. REMEMBER to send in potential ex's for us to call out for being douchebags. #trendingnow #dating #datingadvice EMAIL QUETIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

  50. 10

    Summer Flings | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

    Welcome back to Why Do Guys...? the podcast. The ONLY dating and sex podcast from a guy's perspective, featuring comedians Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee. We're halfway through summer so Dylan and Usama discuss summer flings and their best experiences with them. Who is the best person to have them with, how should you test if it's getting more serious, and how to successfully dismount. Plus they review Emily's updated Hinge profile and look at Sydney and Haley's submissions.  REMEMBER to send in potential ex's for us to call and call out for being douchebags. #trendingnow #dating #datingadvice SEND EMAILS TO: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en  Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en Find Usama here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

Type above to search every episode's transcript for a word or phrase. Matches are scoped to this podcast.

Searching…

We're indexing this podcast's transcripts for the first time — this can take a minute or two. We'll show results as soon as they're ready.

No matches for "" in this podcast's transcripts.

Showing of matches

No topics indexed yet for this podcast.

Loading reviews...

ABOUT THIS SHOW

Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee, two NYC comedians and best bros, talk dating with lots of jokes and a bit of mainsplaining. They answer frequently asked questions women have, such as: Why do guys ghost? Why do guys have a fear of commitment? Whats the best kind of booty call? With love and hilarity they answer these FAQs from listeners with stories from their own eventful dating lives. Email [email protected] to submit questions or Hinge profiles to be reviewed!

HOSTED BY

Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

CATEGORIES

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama have?

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama currently has 50 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama about?

Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee, two NYC comedians and best bros, talk dating with lots of jokes and a bit of mainsplaining. They answer frequently asked questions women have, such as: Why do guys ghost? Why do guys have a fear of commitment? Whats the best kind of booty call? With love and...

How often does Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama release new episodes?

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama has 50 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

Where can I listen to Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama?

You can listen to Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama on PodParley by clicking any episode. We provide an embedded audio player for direct listening, and you can also subscribe via your preferred podcast app using the RSS feed.

Who hosts Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama?

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama is created and hosted by Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee.
URL copied to clipboard!