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why i couldn’t finish…
by worm eaters
a podcast about books/movies/tv shows from the perspective of two noncommittal cowards. from the minds of James (@polarized._.bear) and Frankie (@goblinvamp) comes a podcast that explores fast food, death, and unfinished media.
Episodes
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episode 21: iron lung / good boy
SPOILER ALERT!!! The dog doesn't die, and Markiplier has HUGE breasts :) james - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp shelby - @ shelby.steele.ur.heart OUR INSTAGRAM: @ whyicouldntfinish graphics done by @ jess_irv <3
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episode 20: heated rivalry
welcome to the cottage. they might finish each other off, but we won't... james - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp shelby - @ shelby.steele.ur.heart OUR INSTAGRAM: @ whyicouldntfinish graphics done by @ jess_irv <3
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episode 19: jackass
hi im johnny knoxville and this is bake off. this is the only one where we actually talk about the media we’re reviewing like the whole time…. james - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @ whyicouldntfinish graphics done by @ jess_irv <3
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episode 18: everyone wants Lord of the Rings to happen to them
in which we order Burger King and discuss who should have kissed, per usual. send us all of your muppet lotr fanart. please. please. please. jay - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish graphics done by @ jess_irv <3
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episode 17: Dirk Gently’s Hollistic Detective Agency more like ….
jerk it gently, hole … listen to us rant more about doctor who, smiling friends, and preacher than the actual topic of this episode! and send us your ponysonas! james - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish graphics done by @ jess_irv
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episode 16: look up Doctor Who in the dictionary…
LOOK UP GENOCIDE IN THE DICTIONARY AND NEXT TO IT IS A PICTURE OF ME jay - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish graphics by @ jess_irv <3
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episode 15: crime alley edition (or: Batman is inherently homosexual)
we discuss our favourite batmans, fall out boy, and a bunch of other junk. be sure to send us your favourite batman parents death scene! jay - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish new graphics done by @ jess_irv <3
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episode 14: peacemaker
from slaughterhouse 5 to the worst of chinese buffets, this week’s episode has it all. jay - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish new graphics done by @ jess_irv <3
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episode 13: (life update) & x-men!!
this week we dive back into the podcast with some comic books and a surprising amount of the simpsons. jay - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish new graphics done by @ jess_irv <3
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episode 12: strangest things
a little less cannibalism a little more gay people! send us your vecna songs and dnd characters!! jay - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish new graphics done by @ jess_irv <3 the podcast i said I would link is called ‘Feature 52 Podcast’ on spotify and…
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episode 11: got ham
tonight we tackle jim gordon and cook him up into a crispy beef wellington! send us your serial killer agendas and we’ll send back some good recipes! jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish new graphics done by @ jess_irv <3
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episode 10: our flag means gay
happy pride month! this episode is just in time for season 2 being announced! send us ur flags if u dare… jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish new graphics done by @ jess_irv <3
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episode 9: harry potter and the 29 minutes of banter
our spring break recap and some discussion of ihop before we inevitably dunk on jk rowling. jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish thank u aiden 4 our beautiful graphic design needs <3
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episode 8: (life update) & hunterxhunter
send us your worst hxh fanfics (within reason)! jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish big thanks to aiden for our graphic design :)
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episode 7: the MCU
this week we discuss marvel fanfic with our special guest and expert, makenna!!! feel free to send us your favourite bad fanfic on our new Instagram :) makenna - @ makenna_boyd jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp OUR BRAND NEW INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish big thanks to aiden for our...
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episode 6: doom patrol
follow our new Instagram and send us your doom patrol self insert ocs! jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp OUR BRAND NEW INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish big thanks to aiden for our graphic design :)
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NEW YEARS EPISODE: fnaf + throam
join our brendan urie hate club! (and don’t write real person fiction) jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp OUR BRAND NEW INSTAGRAM: @ whyicouldntfinish big thanks to aiden for our graphic design :)
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episode 5: life on the murder scene / emo dating sim
TW: PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU LISTEN (not in order) - discussions of self harm (specifically on tumblr) - eating disorders - alcoholism and addiction - romanticization of mental illness - Real Person Fiction jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp dating sim:...
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episode 4: jurassic park
send us ur furby-sona and/or a toy that terrified you as a kid! (sorry for the re-upload, I may have accidentally put out the raw file before…oopsies) jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp big thanks to aiden 4 the cover art :)
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episode 3: tiger king
we hate everyone but Saff :) jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp the ever lovely aiden did our cover art
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episode 2: buffy the vampire slayer
join our David Boreanaz hate club! jay - @polarized._.bear darynn - @goblinvamp big thanks to aiden for the lovely cover art
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episode 1: (introductions)
find us online! jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp logo by the ever lovely, aiden! redbubble - @ things-i-guess
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a podcast about books/movies/tv shows from the perspective of two noncommittal cowards. from the minds of James (@polarized._.bear) and Frankie (@goblinvamp) comes a podcast that explores fast food, death, and unfinished media.
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