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Winner Gets Nothing

Here at the Winner Gets Nothing Podcast Network we currently have three audio offerings for your ear bits:WINNER GETS NOTHING is a variety hour podcast of some buds hanging out. Hosts Thom: The Trash Palace Sultan, Darren: Young Man$on, and Tony: Peter Panic. We're talking News, Video Games, Aliens, Conspiracies, and anything else that floats our boat. It's the best round up of the week's noteworthy stories. We always start with and open discussion and end with one of several games we play. Only listen if you're cool.The POLITICAST is where Thom and Elijah tackle the craziness of American political and sometimes foreign affairs. We're in know way experts but we're curious, learning, mostly shooting from the hip, and speaking our minds. Heavy liberty slant cause freedom is key dawgies!(Temporarily On Hiatus)TRASH TALKS is our interview series hosted by The Sultan himself. Guests from all walks discuss their interesting lives and perspectives. Hot takes and fun times galore.For Our

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  1. 102

    Episode #119 - DEVIATION

    On this week’s episode we discuss nicotine bans, cartel monkeys, and fuck boi island. We wrap with some A.I.Guest: ElijahFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothingNews Theme By: SHVA

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    Episode #118 - Porn And Food Are Recession Proof

    On this week’s episode we discuss pride month at gunpoint, dumb teens, and sentient AI.Guest: JamieFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothingNews Theme By: SHVA

  3. 100

    Episode #117 - 2 Logs Or Less

    On this week’s episode we discuss an AmishDui, the FBI stealing gold, and cockroaches getting over eating ass.Guest: WalieFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothingNews Theme By: SHVA

  4. 99

    Episode #116 - Kentucky Fried Cryptid

    On this week’s episode Tay Swift becomes a doctor, a man in Japan risks everything he can, and piss finds its way into a milkshake.Guest: CoreyFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothingNews Theme By: SHVA

  5. 98

    Episode #115 - A Really Special Mental State

    On this week’s episode we discuss a pornstar who want porn banned, an instant karma heart attack, and primates stealing evidence.Guest: B. SavageFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothingNews Theme By: SHVA

  6. 97

    Episode #114 - Squanto's Rights

    On this week's episode we discuss political blackmail, cat marriage, and how to handle nine wives.Guest: Gio D.For Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothingNews Theme By: SHVA

  7. 96

    Episode #113 - I Don't Know If This Is A Good Episode

    On this week’s episode we discuss passengers causing problems, forsaken animals, and prejudice against big bodies.Guest: BrittaneyFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothingNews Theme By: SHVA

  8. 95

    Episode #112 - McTernity Leave

    On this week’s episode we discuss a fake D.E.A. grifter, a foot feast for friends, and a man who is done with masks.Guest(s): Marty (and a bit of Fee)For Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothingNews Theme By: SHVA

  9. 94

    Trash Talks #21 - El Pulpo

    El Pulpo is a professional troll, shit stirrer, and all around hilarious guy. We discuss his many Twitter handles and how they reflect different aspects of his life.To all the new people listening to the pod for the first time: Gotcha bitch!

  10. 93

    Episode #111 - Eatin' Out They Laps

    On this week’s episode we discuss the human genome, snake wine, and booby trap vengeance.Guest: PandaFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  11. 92

    Episode #110 - Whoops! All Jasons

    On this week’s episode we discuss odd places people eat, an accidental cremation, and a dog being judged for his lifestyle.Guest: CoreyFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  12. 91

    Episode #109 - Little CGI Alec Baldwin

    On this week’s episode we discuss Kyrie Irving pointing out hypocrisy, Pete Davidson’s skin, and a dating app revenge plot. We wrap with the meteoritic game.Guest: O-BlizzyFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  13. 90

    Episode #108 - Everyone's Dust This Week

    On this week’s episode we discuss caffeine concoctions, black widow bites, and a five year old throwing fists.Guest: JamieFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  14. 89

    Episode #107 - A "Smelt It, Dealt It" Situation

    On this week’s episode we discuss pillow with parachutes, a man tempted by tigers, and some punctured produce. Also… yeah. We discuss the Ukraine invasion. Kind of had to.Guest: Bryan@vanishing_new_englandFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  15. 88

    Episode #106 - Raw Doggin' The Dog Water

    On this week’s episode we discuss nueralink failures, the freedom convoy, and a woman who tries faith healing to get a son.Guest: wALiEFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  16. 87

    Trash Talks #20 - wALiE

    This week on Trash Talks wALiE joins to discuss trying new projects to find one that works and dealing with unruly students while Darren acts like one.For Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  17. 86

    Episode #105 - Shoe Cocker

    On this week’s episode we discuss bad vacations, an NFT gone too far, and unwanted potatoes. We wrap with a “most likely to” game.Guest: AdamFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  18. 85

    Episode #104 - The Holocaust Talk

    On this week’s episode we discuss Pabst Blue Ribbon suggesting sodomy, a man sentenced to thousand of years, and 5G messing with planes.Guest: B. SavageFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  19. 84

    Episode #103 - Ol' No Neck

    On this week’s episode we discuss a boyfriend stealing money, a fart based business plan, and a trucking situation broken down by Quincy Johnson.For Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  20. 83

    Episode #101 - Tundra Twat

    On this week’s episode we discuss sentient beings, flash mob smash and grabs, and Will Smith vomiting. We wrap with some freestyle post-punk.Don't forget the secret code word for the giveaway. There is a 1st and 2nd place prize. 1st is a LARGE long sleeve tee from D.E.Art. 2nd is big surprise.Also nothing to do with this episode but that beer challenge on New Years is still valid. Remember? The one about some beer that doesn't sponsor us? Rhymes with Hiller Fight? It's free beer if you can remember.Guest: ElijahFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  21. 82

    Episode #100 - The Bill Clinton Of Taco Bell

    It's episode 100. Everyone's here. It's a shit show. We do news and a master debater tourney. Oh boy.Guest: All of 'emFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  22. 81

    Trash Talks #19 - PokéG

    Pokeg is a beat producer, rapper, clothing designer, digital artist, and entrepreneur. A modern day renaissance man. We discuss his designs, marketing strategies, and the things artists and influencers do to stage their lives for the public.Find our guest on Spotify Instathepokegang.comFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  23. 80

    Episode #99 - Meet Your Coke Dealer's Mom

    On this week’s episode we discuss castration, dog show fights, and eating bananas provocatively resulting in deportation. We wrap with the ‘Objectify Me’ Game.Guest: JocelynCheck Out Our Guest's Socials And Pod:Click HereFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  24. 79

    Episode #98 - Tiny And Buried In Bush

    On this week’s episode we discuss, a horny gator, theme park scams, and a hiker who doesn’t like strange calls.Guest: BrittFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  25. 78

    Episode #97 - Anything Except That

    On this week’s episode we do be discussin' TikTok ticks, gun violence, and Ye being Ye. (Officially)Guest: AdamFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  26. 77

    Episode #96 - Soakémon

    On this week’s episode we discuss an amazon scammer, a flooded restaurant, and a Spanish doctor’s diagnosis. We wrap with the google feud game.Guest: CoreyFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  27. 76

    Episode #95 - Self Induced FOMO

    On this week’s episode we discuss people repossessing their labor, a man searching for himself, and a list encouraging kids to do devious things.Guest: JacobFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  28. 75

    Episode #94 - The Father, The Stepson, The Holy Spirit

    On this week’s episode we discuss illegal fast food, squid game, and hamster who’s stonks are up.Guest: Waaw aka WalieCheck Out Our Guests Pod: CastboxFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  29. 74

    Trash Talks #18 - Drew Cook

    On this week's Trash Talks, I'm joined by Drew Cook of The Clean Libertarian podcast. We discuss sobriety, legalization, prohibition, crypto, philosophy and so much more.Check out our guest:@LibertyDrew84@clean_podcast@LPSoberCaucusFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  30. 73

    Episode #93 - Needle Full Of Nut

    On this week’s episode we discuss Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friends balls, mammoths getting a job, and a sex study. We wrap with that new sales pitch game.Guest: B. SavageFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  31. 72

    WGNP Episode #92 - Mr. Trombone Boy

    On this week’s episode we discuss an Italian hobbit, a prison break with online instructions, and an 80k parley. We wrap with a new untitled sales pitch game.Guests: Marty And FeliciaFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  32. 71

    WGNP Episode #91 - Boys 2 Girls 2 Men

    On this week’s episode we discuss some breasts that came back, a Jesus shark, and a fake high school football team. We wrap up with an explanation for ourselves. Shame on us.Guest: JoshFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  33. 70

    WGNP Episode #90 - With A Pocket Full Of Sketti

    On this week’s episode we discuss an iCloud hacker, elephants getting rights, and the milk crate challenge. We wrap with… IDFK.Guest: Adam and BryanFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

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    *Bonus* Gilb God Sings Spirit In The Sky

    A special mothers day gift from step host Peter Panic.

  35. 68

    WGNP Episode #89 - It’s 9:11 Make A Wish

    On this week’s episode we discuss the future of Taco Bell, bomb threats, and breastmilk art. We wrap with trivia.Guests: Adam and CoreyFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  36. 67

    WGNP Episode #88 - Huge Fan Of Whackin' It And Sex And All That

    On this week’s episode Gio joins to discuss a viper Vs. Man biting incident, a Canadian being sentenced to death, and Japanese rice babies. We wrap with a citizenship test.Guest: GioFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

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    WGNP Episode #87 - Kill Me To The Hospital

    On this week’s show Jocelyn joins to discuss Da Baby being Da homophobe, an exorcism in nature’s name, and priest with an unconventional (metal) vow of silence. We wrap with the death battle bot game.Guest: JocelynWebsite: https://jocelynstacia.com/Instagram: https://instagram.com/jocelynhuftalen?utm_medium=copy_linkFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  38. 65

    Trash Talks #17 - Patrick MacFarlane

    On this week's episode Patrick MacFarlane guests to discuss the Uyghur Muslim "genocide" in it's totality. We also discuss moral injury and foreign policy. It's more than memes.For Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothingCheck Out Our Guest:https://twitter.com/liberty_weeklyhttps://libertyweekly.net/https://libertarianinstitute.org/patrickCheck Out His Links:https://t.co/ziIKdoUfDm?amp=1https://socialistchina.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/EN-Xinjiang-2.pdf…https://law.cornell.edu/rules/fre/rule_404…https://t.co/AMAYhBkZUf?amp=1https://t.co/JAzOUmlf3s?amp=1https://socialistchina.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/EN-Xinjiang-2.pdfhttps://t.co/AMAYhBkZUf?amp=1https://t.co/ziIKdoUfDm?amp=1

  39. 64

    WGN Episode #86 - I Can't Jack Off To This

    On this week’s episode we discuss sweaty money, cardboard beds, and a cake mistake. We wrap up by making Hell World on the political compass test. Results are shocking.Guest: ElijahFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  40. 63

    WGN Episode #85 - O Double D'd

    On this week’s episode we discuss a door dash driver tampering with an order, poop power, and shark interaction. We wrap up with trivia.Guest: Waaw AKA WaleeFor Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  41. 62

    WGN Episode #84 - Fat And Perked Up

    On this week’s episode we discuss a weird speeding incident, a botched crotch rocket, and an elderly sex doll. We Wrap up with the Rotten Critics game.For Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  42. 61

    WGN Episode #83 - That One Limp Bizkit Episong

    On this week’s episode we discuss the weak-ass UFO report, being too fat for New Zealand, and the Wuhan virology lab patting itself on the back. We wrap with trivia. Guests: Bryan + Adam - Darren cuz salsa.For Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  43. 60

    WGN Episode #82 - Coca-Cado

    On this week’s episode Jacob joins the show to discuss topics including Subway Tuna, a hidden girlfriend, and a Texas company who touched the thermostat. We wrap with a game and a half due to me fucking up. It’s google trends and trivia, respectfully.For Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  44. 59

    WGN Episode #81 - Sex Offender 7's

    On this week’s episode we discuss explosive diarrhea, Joe Rogan’s height, and Hong Kong’s new “Y.O.L.O.” campaign. We wrap with the “Objectify Me” game.For Our Email, Socials, Twitch Channel, And More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  45. 58

    Trash Talks #16 - Chad Sylvia

    On this week's episode of Trash Talk's I'm joined by Chad Sylvia. We discuss the state of the country, America's prison system, and the few times he robbed a bank.For Our Email, Socials, Discord, and More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

  46. 57

    WGN Episode #80 - Growth Squirt

    On this week’s episode Sam joins to discuss topics including a Disney hack, El Salvador’s new official currency, and a fake surgeon. We wrap up with the Google trends game.For Our Email, Socials, Discord, and More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

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    Trash Talks #15 - John Pagliassotti

    John Pagliassotti is the songwriter and primary musician behind Delta Dagger. When he's not recording music, he enjoys performing music, practicing music, listening to music, and building guitars and effects pedals. He also has a podcast called: Bands, Beers, & Buzzwords.For More On Our Guest:https://linktr.ee/deltadagger/For Our Email, Socials, Discord, and More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

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    *PROMO* Bands, Beers & Buzzwords *PROMO*

    Bands, Beers & Buzzwords is one part music podcast, one part drinking-game. Each episode features a new musically trustworthy guest who joins the show to discuss an album of their choice. Our host John Pagliassotti of Delta Dagger prepares a list of buzzwords related to the album. If and when a buzzword is spoken by the guest they must take a drink! Chaos ensues. There are also bonus segments on music news and trivia! Grab a drink and play along while you listen to maximize enjoyment. Produced by Redefining Records.

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    WGN Episode #79 - Autoboys And Deceptipumps

    On this week’s episode we discuss a new TikTok trend called “dry scooping”, this months upcoming UFO release, and possibly the first drone to kill a human by choice. We wrap up with a new untitled game where we improvise as inanimate objects. Sounds weird but it’s fun. Promise.For Our Email, Socials, Discord, and More Check Out Our Linktree:https://linktr.ee/winnergetsnothing

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    Trash Talks #14 - Desmond Price

    This episode of Trash Talks Desmond Price comes on for his second appearance. Desmond is host of the Independent Thought podcast. His show discusses Life, politics, everything In Between. We discuss the not trusting greedy politicians, mental health, and last summers protests along with many more subjects.Check out our guest:Independent ThoughtFor Email, Socials, Discord, and More Check Out Our Linktree:Winner Gets Nothing

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Here at the Winner Gets Nothing Podcast Network we currently have three audio offerings for your ear bits:WINNER GETS NOTHING is a variety hour podcast of some buds hanging out. Hosts Thom: The Trash Palace Sultan, Darren: Young Man$on, and Tony: Peter Panic. We're talking News, Video Games, Aliens, Conspiracies, and anything else that floats our boat. It's the best round up of the week's noteworthy stories. We always start with and open discussion and end with one of several games we play. Only listen if you're cool.The POLITICAST is where Thom and Elijah tackle the craziness of American political and sometimes foreign affairs. We're in know way experts but we're curious, learning, mostly shooting from the hip, and speaking our minds. Heavy liberty slant cause freedom is key dawgies!(Temporarily On Hiatus)TRASH TALKS is our interview series hosted by The Sultan himself. Guests from all walks discuss their interesting lives and perspectives. Hot takes and fun times galore.For Our

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