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Wise Up
by Ashleigh & Maddie
The podcast that no one asked for, but is here anyway! After carving a friendship out of the hedonistic days of university, join hosts Ashleigh & Maddie as they navigate their mid twenties and offer unsolicited opinions on everything from politics to the perils of romantic relationships. Welcome to Wise Up, get involved with the general shit talk by submitting your topics, burning questions & sordid confessions!
Episodes
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Ep 39. The Queen is Dying
GUESS WHO'S BACK?! Yeah, its us, you guessed that right, how'd you know? We're returning with another Queen of First Dates appearance, however the Queen brings news! Also... more eps pending, they will be old and outdated now but they will go up.. y'know, for the craic. ok miss u luv u byeeee
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Ep 38. Quench my thirst
Medical histories, health care scares, historical tragedies, we have it all at Maddie and Ashleigh's wondrous emporium of nonsense!
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Ep 37. Fairly average
The episode title says it all. Love u nerds xo
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Ep 36. Dominic Cummings just won't stop cumming
The title betrays the chaos that lies within. That is all. Lots of love, cherubs xo
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Ep 35. Shame on Shane
Down with landlords. That is all. love u chickens xo
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Ep 34. That's not a job
Welcome sweetie pies! Well, did you enjoy your holidays? Back to work is it? Awk aye well sure you'll be glad of a bit of routine again. NOT - everyone knows the only routine you superstarsluts are hungry for is this podcast! This week, your girlos had a long chatty catch up before a high stakes...
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Ep 32. No Prods in the Zoom room
STEP INTO CHRISTMAS WITH YOUR FAVS! This week your gals take the longest fucking Christmas quiz in history. That's it, nothing else happens. Except for a lengthy chat about cancel culture, statues and pedos in the art world? Honestly, what is happening out there. Lastly, the two troublemakers…
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Ep 31. Let her sniff the magazine first
Friends, colleagues, strangers, enemies, welcome one and all! The lads are back again with their nonsense - isn't that just the gift that keeps on giving?! This week, the boyos discuss their university experience, despair over women's magazine articles from the 00's and continue to be appalled…
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Ep 30. Everything is incubated and nurtured by my arse
Well well well, we meet again listeners. Ashleigh and Maddie have returned from their 2 weeks of annual leave to catch up with you all as well as each other. It's been a busy few weeks so the gals have a lot to discuss, naturally, always, when do they ever not? Life updates abound along with a...
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Ep 29. Are you ready to fall in love?
Welcome to a slightly different podcast format this week, little gemstones! Patron of the podcast, Queen of First Dates, suggested that Ashleigh and Maddie ask each other the infamous 36 questions to fall in love... needless to say, love was not found in this episode. The gals extend their…
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Ep 28. Common sense
Welcome back chickens! Lil late podcast this week as SOMEONE decided that it was NECESSARY to take a business trip to Paris of all places ffs. Absolutely ridiculous! But here are your fav girls back and ready to soothe your Sunday with terrible personality quizzes, depressing news and diarrhoea!...
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Ep 27. Exit through the gift shop
The tangents continue - welcome back! This week, Maddie and Ashleigh discovered their Hogwarts House, their wands and their patronus charms, not that any of those mean anything in the slightest but sure, this wouldn't be a millennial podcast without a Harry Potter themed quiz, now would it?...
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Ep 26. Happy half birthday!
GET UR PARTY POPPERS OUT FOR THE LADS! No, that's not a euphemism, its our half birthday! And we're celebrating the only way we know how - invasive personality quizzes, depressing news and freaky stories we found on the internet. But for real, we can't really believe we've made it this far, thank...
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Ep 25. Nigel Farage is in the RA pass it on
Oh sweet listeners! Welcome back to another week of over stimulated brains vomiting into a microphone. This week, Ashleigh and Maddie found out their attachment styles and were instantly shamed for their own unresolved childhood traumas. Capitalism, amirite? (idfk) This week's news revolves…
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Ep 24. A courier service for humans
Howdy folks! This weeeeeek the girls figure out their apology languages - what would your ideal apology be? The news spans entertainment to striking bin men, UP THE BIN MEN! And of course, the gorls unload all of the listener submitted irrational fears and mercilessly ridicule you guys. As per...
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Ep 23. Space cowboy
Another trans-national podcast recording just for you, dear listeners! This week Ashleigh and Maddie take the conflict styles quiz and the results are... exactly what you'd expect. The gals bring you news of celebrity heartbreak and a glimpse into the fall of our undemocratic technocracy which…
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Ep 22. Noel Fielding with a ponytail
Stuck for choice between rainy cafe ASMR youtube videos and your favourite podcast? Well, look no further, this episode provides both! Enjoy the stormy vibes while the mindless chatter unfolds. This week, Maddie and Ashleigh take the colour personality test and blow smoke up their own arses.…
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Ep 21. What type are you?
Don't listen to this hungry, welcome to the first foodcast! The Great British Bakeoff starts this week and honestly, these two just couldn't resist the chance to indulge in dessert. The time has finally come to axe the beloved, fan favourite (lol) third host of this podcast, Miss Co-Star. Its…
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Ep 20. Cara Delevingey
This week, Ashleigh and Maddie, i.e. international fashion icons, dissect the MET Gala's hottest looks and weigh in on your controversial opinions. One half of the dynamic duo has been struck down by illness so send well wishes and enjoy the head cold ASMR. Love u chicas x
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Ep 19. No arse, no hair
Oh boy do these two lunatics have a treat for you. Pls enjoy the extended cut of a 40 minute domestic over rom coms xo
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Ep 18. A poke from the poke man
A much quieter rendition of the podcast graces your devices this week for our gals Maddie and Ashleigh are on the come down after all the excitement of the previous episode. In fact, they've almost forgotten how this whole podcast thing works altogether but, as always, this delicious slice of…
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Ep 17. The Quepisode... i.e. the one with Queen of First Dates (QOFD)
In this strangely transport themed episode, the girlos are joined by none other than the infamous and completely anonymous Queen of First Dates. As you can imagine, all hell breaks loose - welcome to a night in with Maddie & Ashleigh. From planes to trains to boats to post (?) almost no method of...
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Ep 16. Why did you have to go for the tips like that?
Wow, 4 months have flown by. And what better way to celebrate an anniversary than with your v. talented hosts forgetting their own podcast format all while ranting about the origins of the Taliban, the lack of art education, ghosting and circumcision! Just another standard episode really. P.s.…
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Ep 15. Gerry Adams' allotment is my aesthetic
Your fair maidens are spicing things up a bit this week - recording on a Monday, what madness! The ever controversial news segment does not disappoint, who knew that Gezza Adams was a bad guy?! You learn something new every day. Also this week, your gals take a quick crash course in ironman...
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Ep 14. Broccoli-Gate
What a week it has been! Your favs have had a chaotic few days (as per) so settle yourselves in! Co-Star has been ditched and The Pattern has taken its place, will this celestial app become a sponsor? Probably not tbh. The news segment starts off with a wish to stay away from the heavy news…
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Ep 13. You never know who might piss in your shampoo
Dear listeners, your impeccable taste in podcasts has led you to one hosted by two high flyin' gals who are always moving around. This ensures for premium story telling but also sometimes brings with it technical difficulties - this episode is one of those episodes, so bare with the sound at…
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Ep 12. Flesh prison
In this week's marathon episode, your favourite podcast hosts tackle themes of holiday fun and the burden of gender roles - swings and roundabouts, right? As always, the gorls get open with a sassy horoscope reading before delving into the shark tank that is Love Island. This dissection leads…
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Ep 11. Just two citrus-y gals
Another instalment of your regularly scheduled complain-fest! It's health concerns that have got the girls' goats this week. Acid reflux is a bitch. Co-Star was feeling particularly mystical and ambiguous this episode so brace yourselves for the usual nonsense. And of course, the phenomenal...
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Ep 10. Jamie Dornan's father is not your mother
What a week, the stars are refusing to mind their own business and your fav podcast hosts can't seem to keep tabs on any of their topics so enjoy this episode full of twists, turns and tangents! Ashleigh's news story has kindly been donated by her mother while Maddie has turned to instagram in…
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Ep 9. Babes, no one cares
The nonsense returns! This week Maddie and Ashleigh engage in a fascinating debate regarding the nominative status of diluting juice / squash. Riveting as always. The two go on to talk about the topics that are on everybody's lips this week: Matt Hancock, the toxic relationship between white...
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Ep 8. Who is Cleo?
The podcast was turned on its head this week as Maddie & Ashleigh's Australian alter egos make their debut! Amongst the silliness, the pair make fun of their own horoscope readings, update you on some VITAL (lol) Northern Irish news and discover a new British national holiday that makes their...
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Ep 7. It's just semantics
Last week Ashleigh & Maddie used the horoscope segment as free therapy but this week it features personal life updates. Oversharing? Never heard of her. In an effort to keep listeners up to date with N.Irish political news, Ashleigh chats about the current imploding situation at Stormont but of...
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Ep 6. Allergic to paper
In a sudden twist of fate, Ashleigh & Maddie's notorious horoscope check in quickly descends into a free therapy session that they both clearly needed. This week, the pair switch things up as the news segment instead morphs into a selection of must-watch recommendations consisting of a mental...
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Ep 5. The queen of first dates
Its week five, where does the time go?! This week the dramatic duo experience some technical difficulties but power through to bring you the latest news stories and a smörgåsbord of nightmare dating stories. Ashleigh chats about the most unlikely celebrity / political crossover you'll ever hear…
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Ep 4. Political agendas
In this week’s instalment, Ashleigh & Maddie talk all things red flags and reflect on their tinder research over the past week. The pair are once again victimised by their horoscope app and lament the injustice that took place at Eurovision. On an important note, there is a discussion of the...
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Ep 3. They're not your friends
This week, Ashleigh and Maddie turn to alcohol as they bemoan the lies in their horoscopes and the current nonsense surrounding Northern Irish politics before delighting in science's most important discovery to date: recreational drug use in dolphins. The listener contributions follow a thematic...
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Ep 2. Relationships are trash
In this episode, Ashleigh and Maddie breakdown their birth charts, the Turner Prize nominations and the French fisherman siege of Jersey. The pair take a moment to reflect on the pressure placed upon women to maintain romantic relationships, before diving back in to dissect this week's listener...
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Ep 1. Would you risk it for a cheese sandwich?
In the debut episode, Ashleigh and Maddie introduce themselves with a horoscope reading, a trip down memory lane and some truly TMI tales. Ashleigh provides some extremely contemporary commentary on Northern Irish politics from 1921 while Maddie defends the right of a 4-year old to be crowned the...
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The podcast that no one asked for, but is here anyway! After carving a friendship out of the hedonistic days of university, join hosts Ashleigh & Maddie as they navigate their mid twenties and offer unsolicited opinions on everything from politics to the perils of romantic relationships. Welcome to Wise Up, get involved with the general shit talk by submitting your topics, burning questions & sordid confessions!
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